Ravos iz in ur dreemz 63,472 21
01/21/2010 01:37 PM

Last year I had a party at my cottage. There was a fair sized group of us, 11 with 3 cars. One car left early. The other car followed us because they didn't know the directions. So when we get back in town on the highway, we go to take an exit. Then when we get in the lane, and the other car had followed us, we realize we were supposed to take the next exit, so we get off the exit lane just before we had to turn in, but there were cars behind us so my friends in the second car couldn't turn out and follow us. We're all sitting there like "Shakespeare, hopefully they don't get lost and can find their way back."

When they finally get to my friend's place, they get out of the car and the driver starts swearing at us, calling us Emersons for fooling them. We're like "It wasn't a joke, we seriously took the wrong exit!"

Because of this error, car #2 missed a most interesting sight. While we were split up, we saw a guy with a mullet walking down the street. Except the back of his mullet reached down past his ass.

Brad Poynter 36,184 48
01/21/2010 01:37 PM

Does getting married count?

2010 - A Cyco Odyssey 11,330 11
01/21/2010 01:48 PM

My first apartment didn't have any dedicated parking and I had to park quite far away one night. I had gotten some car stereo equipment that day and was installing it. My wife (girlfriend at the time) was out there to watch when she had to answer nature's call. She gets all the way accross the parking lot and up 3 flights of stairs to the door to realize it's locked and I have the keys in the car. She hurries back and gets them from me, and is gone for about 20 minutes. I though she had a really bad BM. The truth was much funnier...

During her 2nd trek across the parking lot she Shakespeare her pants and then had to tiptoe the rest of the way. When she got in the dog was up her ass trying to find where that delicious smell was coming from. She ended up having to take a bath and soak her undies and pants and socks (yes it dripped down that far. This prompted me to call her Princess Pammy Poopy Pants (bonus points for alliteration).

God I hope she never finds out about this site. I am going to be in so much Frost-ing trouble.

Dogs Akimbo 211,612 32
01/21/2010 02:10 PM

There was a fair sized group of us, 11...


Around here, there's usually hudreds of people at the fair.

UnderChickens- you know you wanna b 286,634 61
01/21/2010 02:49 PM

We decided to introduce this chick we knew to the only vigin in the group once.

Thing is, she bagged him and tagged him. And got married by cooking grease covered french/asian.

Good times.

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
01/21/2010 04:00 PM

My thoughts as I read your post:

We decided to introduce this chick we knew to the only virgin in the group once.
Oh Shakespeare, he's talking about me.

Thing is, she bagged him and tagged him. Shakespeare, Shakespeare.

And got married by cooking grease covered french/asian. Wait, Al isn't half French is he? I don't remember him being covered in cooking grease either.

Safe.

Oh, look, he has a typo. Better fix that when I copy it over.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
01/21/2010 06:03 PM

Honey, he is talking about you.

Al is half Asian. The other half might be French (or French Canadian), but I can't really remember. As far as cooking grease covered goes, I think that's just an attempt at insult humor by a guy whose wife handles all the kitchen chores.

It's taken me seven years, but I speak pretty fluent Chickens now.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
01/21/2010 06:05 PM

By the way, I like the part of the prank where you teach your brother to spell Frostin' wrong.

Thud 68,517 19
01/21/2010 08:22 PM

Undies, when you brother was little did he have to wear a helmet?

cakes and ale 2,404 6
01/21/2010 08:36 PM

Frosten- When a chicken is Frosted?

cakes and ale 2,404 6
01/21/2010 08:43 PM

Also, their Blockbuster bill was so high that they were excited to get the same amount back in a tax refund? You might want to introduce them to NetFlix. Although, the online sign up might be too complicated for them. Just sayen sayin'.

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
01/21/2010 11:45 PM

I have no idea how much my brother's bill from Blockbuster was - but I don't believe he even opened the envelope to see what was inside until they were already seated with a tax preparer at H&R Block.

No, he never wore a helmet when he was little, and he doesn't wear one now. However, he does have a very prominent, high-visibility neck tattoo, so at least you can tell right from the get-go that he's a tard.

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
01/21/2010 11:47 PM

Honey, he is talking about you.

GAH! Apparently the tard doesn't fall too far from the tree.

The Write Straw 98,023 37
01/22/2010 03:45 AM

Oh, look, he has a typo. Better fix that when I copy it over.

How do you know he wasn't mispelling vegan? And that the chick he introduced to the vegan was an actual chick? When you think about it, that makes the paragraph that much more interesting:

We decided to introduce this chick we knew to the only vegan in the group once.

Thing is, she bagged him and tagged him. And got married by cooking grease covered french/asian.

UnderChickens- you know you wanna b 286,634 61
01/22/2010 03:58 AM

Heh, when I think of Al, having never actually met him in person, I imagine this sort of wild man/caveman from the picture with the turkey leg. Thus the cooking grease covered.

dasypygal-unwaxed 14,803 17
01/22/2010 04:25 AM

When I was in high school I was in the unfortunate postition of breaking the news to my Mom that I was pregnant.

With a crap load of worry on my mind, I didn't realize the date when I finally got the courage up to tell her. It was April 1st.

My "church on Sunday, holy water flowing through our pipes, "I found it!" bumper sticker wearing, evangelical talking" mother began to laugh at me! And then she reminded me that the previous year on April 1st I told her I was lesbian so she didn't have to worry about me going to the movies with boys.

I'm still not sure who got pranked from that scenerio, but I think it's my daughter. Poor thing.

2010 - A Cyco Odyssey 11,330 11
01/22/2010 07:57 AM

Another interesting wrinkle in my story from a few days back that I thought of. This parking lot I was in was a city owned parking lot. They had a bathroom in the lot no more that 100 yards from my car. HOWEVER....that bathroom had been locked up permanently for about 6 years (at that point), and I'm the reason why.

When I was in 6th grade my friends and I would hit that bathroom and stuff the toilet and get it overflowing in the middle of winter (the bathroom is unheated). Everything would freeze and the city would have to fix it. So eventually they just locked it up.

So the short and skinny of it is that because of a prank I pulled 12 years ago, it ultimately led to my wife Shakespeare-ing her pants. Talk about the cruel hand of fate.

WhyMi 3,549 12
01/22/2010 08:18 AM

We drove all the way to H&R Block and looked like Frosten idiots.


Um...wouldn't they have looked like idiots ANYWAY? I mean, COME ON!!! Broke ass trailer dwelling people know better than to PAY some dumb Frost $45 bucks to get MAYBE a few hundred.


Was the Block Buster thing a bill for an over due copy of "Dude, Where's My Car?"

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
01/22/2010 08:49 AM

I am 100% certain that my brother files a 1040-EZ, which makes the whole H&R Block thing even worse.

Rock Lobster. Just Rock Lobster. 18,572 33
01/22/2010 08:52 AM

They watch TV, right? So they should know that Turbotax Online is free.

I'm calling shennannigans!

WhyMi 3,549 12
01/22/2010 12:41 PM

No, the watch the NEIGHBORS TV...through their window, so they probablly don't know it's free....it's damn hard to hear when you've got the hound dog barking in the back seat, the woofer on the stereo's broken and you have to crank the Lynard Skynard up to full volume to hear those high notes so you can practice your air guitar routine during the comercials of American Idols Got Tallent Surviving.
That, and the muffler on their old pinto is shot, so that adds to the noise as well you know.

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
01/22/2010 02:47 PM

Ok now, my brother's not trailer trash. He lives with his girlfriend in a motel room that costs $400 a month. It INCLUDES electricity, so that is way classier than some tin trailer. Also, he doesn't have a hound, he has a pit bull named Lucie Dogg. AND he drives Spicey's old Mustang, not a Pinto. He does, however, have a bass tube in the backseat.



She looks super-sweet, but she'll rip your face off because she's not trained.

GenericGuy 284 7
01/22/2010 03:48 PM

We decided to introduce this chick we knew to the only virgin in the group once.

Any virgins in the group now? Anyone?

Besides me, the n00bervirgin?

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
01/22/2010 06:05 PM

Yeah, but you're 18. Spicey was TWENTY NINE. He wasn't uber-religious either, just super awkward.

My de-virgining days are over. Trixxie might do it. Do you like beautiful ladies?

Cinderblock 27,578 25
01/22/2010 06:12 PM

Any virgins in the group now? Anyone?

Ha! I win now.

GenericGuy 284 7
01/23/2010 08:19 AM

He wasn't uber-religious either, just super awkward.

Hey! I'm super awkward too.

I'm not taking offers at the moment though. Give me a message and it will sit in my voicemail.

cakes and ale 2,404 6
01/23/2010 11:32 AM

No one was offering, GG.

Filly 39,193 20
01/23/2010 12:32 PM

Come on, he's a virgin. He doesn't know what a come on is. Let him think that.

Dogs Akimbo 211,612 32
01/23/2010 01:03 PM

Let him think that

I think we've heard that from you before.