In which I spread feel-goodiness. A comedy conversation
by Lobstermatronic 18,572 33 01/21/2010 05:14 PM 314 views
There are few things in this world that get to me. I mean really get to me. This is what helped me out of the mental hospital:
Remember nobody is better at telling you you're worth something than you are. I love me, which is something that took me 22 years to realize. Love you, and nothing anyone else ever says can hurt you. It's just words, after all. And, although they can't ever be taken away once they're said, only you can elicit meaning of them.
"I am just a speck of dust inside a giant's eye" This is kind of like that Total Perspective Vortex from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Adam Douglas. Except it doesn't kill you or make you insane.
Obviously, repeating yourself over and over isn't working. Try explaining it differently, using it in a sentence, or keep it to single syllable words.
I'm under a lot of stress because of personal Shakespeare that would make Bill's life look like a kiddie ride, and this is the only place where I can say what I want without judgment from real people. To be fair, I warned you in the title that this was not a funny thread. So, SUCK IT, RAVOS!
Lobster, it's going to take a lot more than a couple of nice posts to make up for the karmic Shakespeare-storm you've brought upon yourself with your behavior here. I bet that just for introducing your boyfriend to the site you'll be coming back in your next life as a dung beetle.
I have no idea what's going on (mainly because I can't see the pictures) but I'm just going to pull up a chair and a bucket of popcorn and watch the theatrics.
I remember some one on here once told me; that I was making it up, no one has that much bad stuff happen to them. Sorry to hear things aren't going well. As long as you and the baby are ok health wise; everthing else can be overcome.
If you're truly interested in what's going on with me, email in profile.
Unlike Bill, I'm not going to post my personal misfortunes, not of this degree anyway, on this board. I'm interested in virtual hugs and pats on the back, not ridicule for having a Shakespearety life.
Enough with the seriousness, back to the funny!
Did you hear about the blind skunk that fell in love with a fart? Boy was he ever disappointed on the wedding night!
Unlike Bill, I'm not going to post my personal misfortunes, not of this degree anyway
I have no problem with Bill posting about his misfortunes, he is just the kind of person who is open and honest and lays everything out there. And it provides endless comedy fodder for us! And he is always a good sport about it, expects us to have a field day with it.
And I have also shared a lot of my personal junk. The uterus-less loser with a dead father. I'm sure some people could care less or are extremely annoyed by it, and that's fine with me. They can just choose not to read anything I have to say and go take a flying Frost. But the jokes that come from the people who do read it and have something to say always make me laugh and help me deal. I was never offended by any of the jokes. Humor should apply to every aspect of life- not just when things are sunny and bright.
I would much rather have someone just come out and tell me what's going on than make lots of references to it and never go into detail. I hope you don't think I'm picking on you by saying that, I'm not trying to. I like you, and I hope you know that. I'm just saying that you might find that you get more support if you open up to people than if you constantly make allusions to how bad things are. Most people don't like to pry, so they're not likely to chase after you to ask what's going on, but they won't hesitate to show support if you come to them.
Jesus, what's my problem? I'm starting to become slightly evil again. Damn hormones (controlling your mood swings can become a problem when you part ways with your uterus). Perhaps it's time for me to take a vacation before I alienate the entire community. Ahh, who gives a Frost.
Shelle Belle hit the nail on the head when she said "people could care less" because that means they really do care. However if you have to build yourself up by knocking someone else down then you're asking for what you get.
However if you have to build yourself up by knocking someone else down then you're asking for what you get.
Wait, was that part meant for me? Or Lobster?
Lobster. You didn't start your post with "I'm not like Bill"
Nobody Frosts with my Bill (of course he has no idea who I am but I don't care...he's funny! and I wish him the best as I do everyone...just some more than others)
Did your rich parents lower your allowance? Did your Racist boyfriend stick it in the wrong hole again? Oh, I know your little baby spit up on your new Moo-moo.
Oh, the horror!
HA! If your life was a tenth as Frosted up as mine you'd be swinging by your neck in a closet or biting on the barrel of a shotgun with your toe on the trigger. But alas, you're still here. So, quit your whining and don't bring me up in one of your pansy assed little threads unless you really want my opinion.
Also, I am now picturing a ride called "Squirrel-A-Whirl" where kids are spun around in circles while angry, rabid, poetry-reciting squirrels are thrown at them.
It occurs to me that A.C. has not shown his face around here in a week or
so. This could mean one of several things. For starters:
1. A.C. has been banned, but no one has said anything about it.
2. A.C. has been injured or is seriously ill.
3. A.C. is dead.
4. A.C. and Lobster have broken up.
In case of 1, I would like to say three cheers for Mr. Hargrave.
In case of 2, I would like to say get well soon, but now that the habit
has been broken, please consider staying away.
In case of 3, I would like to say I'm very sorry for your loss, and
I'm very pleased for our gain.
In case of 4, I would like to say
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I'm interested in virtual hugs and pats on the back, not ridicule for having a Shakespearety life.
You have missed the entire point of this site.
Undies is right, you have it completely backwards. E-hugs and kudos are not funny, but bad luck and poor planning and the results of both can be hilarious. When people share their Shakespearety lives the rest of us can laugh at their misfortune, and it makes our own problems seem less severe by comparison. Laughing at others helps us laugh at ourselves, and being comfortable enough to laugh at ourselves allows us to let other people laugh along with us.
So share, or don't, but don't hint at sharing and then wait to be begged. That's just needy and sad.
You know what I feel good about?
(I know it's the beginning of the month and I'm 1-2 orbs away from a return to mediocrity but shut up and let me have my moment)
I clicked you several times this morning, so a significant portion of those 59 zugz are from me.
What I am saying is, I have been spreading feel-goodiness all over you today. And I enjoyed it.
Does it have to be either or? I like Shell's posts and flying Frosts. If I have to choose that's goign to be a tough decision, kind of like when I had to choose between getting married and having my self esteem.
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