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How To: Booby Trap an Entrance
A comedy article by Jenni Maier 984 8
01/22/2010 07:07 PM 570 views



You Will Need:
200-250 cans
20 2" X 25" strips of cardboard
Masking Tape


Instructions:
1. Wait until your victim is inside of the room/house with the door closed.
2. Place a row of cans right outside the door.
3. Put a piece of cardboard over the row.
4. Loosely place a piece of tape across the row of cans and attach each end of the piece of tape to the door frame.
5. Continue to stack and tape the cans until you reach the top of the door.
6. Knock gently on the door.

Once she opens the door, the live action version of Jenga is on. Will the stack of cans fall immediately? Will removing one more can make the whole thing fall? Find out, but stay unharmed by keeping a safe distance.


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2 Comments (Funniest: Alarm Clock,TopHatSnake)


Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054134012
Alarm Clock 5,883 4
01/23/2010 06:38 AM

You could even tape some of the lower cans to the door to ensure an immediate fall over.

Better yet, just barely crack the tab on some of the top ones to ensure a good spew, and make sure that some of the old beer cans are half full and have been sitting out for a week. You know, to give a nice smell to go along with the wicked stain. That's what apartment deposits are for, after all.

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054134015
TopHatSnake 459 5
01/23/2010 07:38 AM

add to the fun by filling the largest trash can you can find with any liquid of your choice (water, soda, pigs blood, whichever you prefer) and leaning it ever so gently against the door. this ensures a great mess, just the start to the day that everyone needs occasionally!