2 GAB Dreams - in a row!
A comedy conversation
by UnderWhere?  99,723  76
01/28/2010 10:19 PM 277 views
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Last night I dreamed that I was in high school with a lot of GABbers, and they were all a bunch of jerks. Spicey was there - he was skinny, and super cool. However, Pram decided to ruin his life.
Pram made a movie about tehHaggis by splicing together a bunch of unrelated footage. In it, he had Spicey say that my boobs were really small and that the nips were shaped like tiny peas. Also that I stuffed my bra. He had Spicey say other things about GABbers - and none of it was true. (Like Millie and Ravos were secretly meeting behind the gym to smoke and have sex.)
Anyway, I was really upset, so I climbed up on stage in front of the school cafeteria to call Pram out on his lies. I took off my shirt and showed everyone that not only did I NOT stuff my bra, but that I actually tied an ace bandage around my boobs to make them smaller. I removed the bra and let my pendulous breasts swing free.
Everyone stared in shock. I told the entire school that if they looked closely at the movie, that they could see faint white lines that showed where Pram had spliced together everything.
Then I told people that though in the film, Spicey had talked about my tits, he had never actually touched them, or even held my hand. We were not dating in any way - we were JUST good friends. Then I said I wanted that to change, and I got off the stage (still topless) and went over to him and kissed him.
Everyone cheered and then I woke up.
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Hilarious
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UnderWhere? 99,723  76
01/28/2010 10:34 PM
The night before last I dreamed about Dianada. She was really sad because her dad had just died, so a bunch of GABbers decided to take a road trip to where she was attending college to cheer her up.
The plan was to sing karaoke to her once we arrived.
Most of the dream involved Ditdah, Pram, Ravos and Fratberry setting up the student union stage in preparation of our show. Apparently, lots of big boxes needed to be moved around, and then we had to pick out songs to sing.
FrogPop brought Diana over to the room we were in and sat her down in a chair. For some reason, all she did was sob while we were performing.
I woke up feeling energized though - Diana might not have enjoyed it, but I had sang a very upbeat version of Mack the Knife and it was AWESOME.
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Brad Poynter 35,418 48
01/28/2010 10:38 PM
I had that very same dream of you on stage. Nice jugs by the way.
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Ravos iz in ur dreemz 62,361 20
01/28/2010 10:47 PM
He had Spicey say other things about GABbers - and none of it was true. (Like Millie and Ravos were secretly meeting behind the gym to smoke and have sex.)
Just because Pram ruined your dream does not mean you get to ruin mine!
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Ravos iz in ur dreemz 62,361 20
01/28/2010 10:48 PM
For some reason, all she did was sob while we were performing.
This is the usual response to my karaoke skills.
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John Hargrave 128,123 71
01/28/2010 10:55 PM
Pics or the dream didn't happen.
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Spicey McHaggis 114,978 33 slow claps
01/29/2010 05:37 AM
Then I told people that though in the film, Spicey had talked about my tits, he had never actually touched them, or even held my hand. We were not dating in any way - we were JUST good friends. Then I said I wanted that to change, and I got off the stage (still topless) and went over to him and kissed him.
Everyone cheered and then I woke up.
Best 80s movie ending EVAR!
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UnderWhere? 99,723 76
01/29/2010 09:17 AM
Clickie-thief! I told you that my dream had the "best 80s movie ending ever" this morning, asshat.
I think I'm going to combine my two dreams together tonight - I can play the karaoke music during the montage where you're being picked on by the jocks and you become a stronger person because of it.
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Chuckleworthy
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Shell Belle 76,640 24
01/29/2010 09:27 AM
Best 80s movie ending EVAR!
I agree, although I would have also loved to see Undies give you one of her diamond earrings as you rode away from the prom on a riding lawnmower.
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Barney T Newyear 2,122 17
01/29/2010 09:31 AM
Clickie-thief!
Now thats funny!!
I dont care who ya are.....that theres funny!!
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Dianamatronic 57,119 105 sobs
01/29/2010 12:51 PM
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Ravos in Wonderland 62,361 20
02/01/2010 01:26 AM
I think I'm going to combine my two dreams together tonight - I can play the karaoke music during the montage where you're being picked on by the jocks and you become a stronger person because of it.
During the montage he needs to work out his confidence issues through interpretive dance.
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Chuckleworthy
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Spicey McHaggis 114,978 33
02/01/2010 01:28 AM
I don't think anyone wants to see me try interpretive dance. Got a non-nightmare alternative?
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Filly 39,160 20
02/01/2010 01:47 AM
Oooh! Ooh! I had a dream the other night about owning a dishwasher! It was a nice and shiny new one.
Oh. Not as cool? Ok then.
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Ravos in Wonderland 62,361 20
02/01/2010 01:49 AM
Got a non-nightmare alternative?
How about jogging set to Eye of the Tiger?
Oh right...no nightmares. Nevermind then, I got nothing.
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2010 - A Cyco Odyssey 11,324 11 Starts singing
02/01/2010 04:00 AM
(tm) Pram is lying about Undies tits (tm)
(tm) That they are past their prime (tm)
(tm) We're gonna show that he's full of Shakespeare (tm)
(tm) Lyrically through the passage of time (tm)
(tm) We're gonna need a montage (montage)(tm)
(tm) A swinging booby montage (montage) (tm)
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UnderWhere? 99,723 76
02/01/2010 10:56 AM
Wow. I think I love you.
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2010 - A Cyco Odyssey 11,324 11 blushes furiously and then his head asplode
02/02/2010 01:17 AM
YES! SOMEBODY LOVES ME!
Now if only the commenting system would have taken my fancy musical notes before and after each line.
So uh, when's a good time for you to be stalked? I'm free this Friday afternoon, but I could probably squeeze you in tomorrow night.
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