birdistheword 526 5
01/29/2010 07:03 AM

Help a friend get up early one morning by setting up a fake garage sale for him. Put up ads on Craigslist saying there's a blowout garage sale starting at 6 a.m on Saturday at your friend's house. Make sure to write in the ad that your friend is hard of hearing so it's important to knock extra loud and ring the doorbell a lot.

blabs 626 5
01/29/2010 07:14 AM

Switch around the contacts on your friend's phone. Make it extra embarrassing by swapping their significant other's phone number for a parent instead.

peoriagrace 6,153 11
01/29/2010 06:20 PM

So say to the other person you're not feeling well. Your stomach really burns.
Say your going to get some water or something. Just as you've turned your back to the other person; quickly put some red food coloring and some alka seltzer in your mouth turn around look really weird and pained fall on the floor or just stand there with your mouth foamy and bloody looking.

Or if you happen to be frying some meat, put alka seltzer and food coloring on the meat while other person isn't looking. Yell, EWWW what's wrong with this meat!

blabs 626 5
01/31/2010 07:45 AM

Want to spice up a get together that you know is going to be boring? Grab a ladder and some feathers (confetti if your pranking someone on his birthday) and place the feathers on top of the blades of a ceiling fan. Turn the fan on when everyone is deep into conversation or deep into his or her dinner.

Jenni Maier 1,458 13
01/31/2010 07:54 AM

Keep dishes and glasses in good condition by Saran-Wrapping them all separately. Your spouse/roommate will be in for quite the surprise when she opens up her cabinets and sees that she has to unwrap every single item they want to use. Exchange the Saran Wrap for gift-wrap if you're celebrating a birthday.

ROFL1984 344 5
01/31/2010 07:59 AM

Fill a neighbors mailbox up with ping-pong balls. He'll be shocked when he goes to check the mail for bills and gets 50 ping-pong balls instead.

redhead450 548 5
01/31/2010 08:16 AM

Buy a full animal costume and let the fun begin. It's not so funny when you walk into a restaurant and ask for a table for one, but it's hilarious when a gorilla does that. Along the same lines, it's not entertaining to wait 20 minutes in line for the bathroom only to see a man walk out. However, it's laugh out loud funny when a giant rabbit walks out.

birdistheword 526 5
01/31/2010 08:22 AM

Who says newspapers are dead? Help a friend catch up on some important reading by wrapping his entire living room in newspaper. Make sure to give him an assortment of material. Perhaps the couch in comics and the TV in front page headlines?

Jenni Maier 1,458 13
02/01/2010 06:45 AM

Get your family all wet by messing with the kitchen sink. Grab a rubber band and place it tightly over the sprayer on your sink so the handle is pressed down permanently. When an unsuspecting someone turns on the sink, he'll get soaked by the sprayer.

redhead450 548 5
02/01/2010 06:56 AM

Get a small box of ping-pong balls or bouncy balls. Put the box inside a commonly used cabinet at a slight tilt. Make it tilt towards the cabinet door so that when the victim opens the door, all the balls will come bouncing out. Take this prank to the extreme by putting boxes of balls in all the cabinets. Even if your victim knows what's going on, he'll have no choice but to keep opening the cabinets to get things that he needs.

blabs 626 5
02/01/2010 07:31 AM

You'll need a broom, cup of water, and a chair for this tricky prank. Stand up on the chair, put the glass of water up to the ceiling, and hold it there with the broom handle. Call someone in and ask her to hold the broom for a second while you get the rest of your tools. If the person asks what you're doing, tell them that you read putting a glass of water on the ceiling kills spider eggs, and you've had too many spiders in your room lately.

blabs 626 5
02/01/2010 07:32 AM

Create an icy-cool tooth cleaning experience without paying for the expensive toothpaste. Get a Styrofoam cup, fill it with water, and put your victim's toothbrush in it. Put the cup in the freezer overnight. Wake up earlier than your victim and take the cup out of the freezer. Remove the toothbrush from the cup. It should be stuck in a block of ice. If it won't come out easily, simply cut the Styrofoam cup off of the ice. Place the toothbrush back where it belongs in the bathroom. Your victim won't have any way to brush his teeth.... unless he likes brushing with ice chunks.

birdistheword 526 5
02/01/2010 10:22 AM

Create an endless prank by super gluing coins to the sidewalk right outside of your house. Make it a few quarters and you'll be sure to catch all your neighbors and guests leaning down to grab them. Watch them struggle to lift the coins off the ground. Just be careful with this prank because superglue is forever.

ROFL1984 344 5
02/01/2010 10:42 AM

Wrap all the toilets in your house in gift-wrap and top them off with a bow. People will run all over the house trying to find a bathroom to use.

Jenni Maier 1,458 13
02/01/2010 10:53 AM

Make a Coke bottle explode. [Step-by-step instructions here.]

Create an everlasting prank by making a prank-spilled coffee. [Step-by-step instructions here.]

Turn breakfast into a joke by cutting a banana without peeling it. [Step-by-step instructions here.]

Pull off the Jell-O prank that was made famous by The Office. [Step-by-step instructions here.]

Rummage through your office supplies and Post-It Note a car. [Step-by-step instructions here.]

Create a popping good time by filling a room up with balloons. [Step-by-step instructions here.]

Go green by getting a second use out of old paper: shred it, and use it to fill a room. [Step-by-step instructions here.]

blabs 626 5
02/01/2010 11:33 AM

Get industrial size Saran Wrap and play a prank on someone who wears contacts. Put Saran Wrap in front of their door and tightly tape it to the walls. You shouldn't be able to see the Saran Wrap from far away. Someone who takes her contacts out at night definitely won't be able to see the Saran Wrap. Your victim will walk right into the Saran Wrap wall.

Naleigh 341 5
02/01/2010 12:36 PM

Pull a bedtime surprise by short-sheeting a bed. Before you start, memorize how the bed looks, and where all the pillows go. Then take any blankets, comforters, and pillows off of the bed. Spread the top sheet out so that it covers the whole bed. Fold it in half so that the opening faces the top of the bed. Tuck the sheet in tightly to the sides of the bed. Remake the bed as it was before you started. When your victim goes into bed that night, he'll slide into the covers and be shocked when his sheet seems to end halfway down the bed.

redhead450 548 5
02/02/2010 06:39 AM

Buy fake insects and put them in your ice cube tray next time you fill it up. Then pull out those cubes when you have a squeamish friend over and get ready for a few screams.

redhead450 548 5
02/02/2010 06:41 AM

Empty out the trashcan at home, work, or where ever you're allowed to empty it. Place a half-eaten sandwich inside a Ziploc bag and put it in the NEW trash bag. When a friend/relative walks by start digging through the trash. Pull out the sandwich, say eureka, and tell the person that you didn't feel like making lunch today.

Jenni Maier 1,458 13
02/02/2010 06:53 AM

Turn your newspaper into a time machine by switching a few sections. Save a newspaper with a major sports event and wait a couple of weeks. Then replace a current paper's sports section with the old one. The person reading the paper will do a double take.

birdistheword 526 5
02/02/2010 11:43 AM

Fork a friend's lawn by just putting hundreds of plastic forks into his lawn. He'll wake up and have no idea what the forks mean. And then he'll have to get down and take every fork out of the lawn.

ROFL1984 344 5
02/02/2010 11:50 AM

Everyone loves whipped cream...right? Find out the funniest way possible by buying an accordion folder and filling it with whipped cream. Leave 2-3 inches on top of the folder cream free. Slip the folder halfway under a closed door (make sure the open part of the folder is facing the target room). Step really hard on the folder and all the whipped cream will shoot out of the folder and into the room. This is a great prank for those times when people lock you out of a room "for personal reasons."

Naleigh 341 5
02/02/2010 11:53 AM

Measure out the water needed to make 10 packets of Jell-O and put it aside in a bucket. Now do the same, but with ice instead of water. Put the ice, water, and 20 Jell-O packets in the bathtub and stir it up. Let it sit overnight and by the time morning rolls around, you should have a bathtub full of Jell-O.

blabs 626 5
02/02/2010 12:00 PM

Grab a spray bottle, a cup of hot water, and some convincing acting skills. First spray a sleeping friend's crotch with some water. Next dip your friend's hand in the cup of hot water. He'll wake up and think he caught you in the act of pulling the world's most unoriginal prank. Show him his wet crotch and tell him that he woke up too slow, the prank worked, and he definitely peed himself.

redhead450 548 5
02/02/2010 12:05 PM

This prank involves buying small stickers (price tag size) and setting your printer to print on those stickers. Once you do that, make fake expiration dates to put on your foods. Choose a crazy old date so people will think that their sour cream expired in 1-30-97. Use them sparingly so people don't catch on.

birdistheword 526 5
02/03/2010 02:20 AM

Get two cups full of water, grab a friend, and tell her that you can do a really cool trick. Put your hands out and, palms down, and tell your friend to place a cup on top of each hand. After you successfully don't spill for 10 seconds (practice first), bet that your friend can't do the same. Your friend will bet you that she definitely can. Put the cups on her hands and walk away. She'll be stuck standing there with the cups on her hands, unable to put them down.

Naleigh 341 5
02/03/2010 02:24 AM

Unscrew the showerhead and place a teabag inside. Screw the shower head back on like nothing's out of the ordinary. Tea bag + hot water = shower full of tea. Make sure to pick a nice smelling tea. The last thing you want to do is spend the day with someone who smells like English breakfast tea.

blabs 626 5
02/03/2010 02:30 AM

Looking for a good place to recycle your Christmas tree? After Jan 1 tell all your coworkers to bring their trees to the office. You can either stuff them all in one cubicle or spread them out throughout the office. Nothing like the smell of dying Christmas trees.

ROFL1984 344 5
02/03/2010 02:32 AM

If a person has plush carpeting, you can pull off this simple cotton swap prank. Get a bunch of boxes of cotton swabs and stick them into the carpeting so you can only see the top half. Work from the back of the room towards the door.

Jenni Maier 1,458 13
02/03/2010 02:37 AM

Make a homemade fart machine to fool all your friends. [Step-by-step instructions here.]

Jenni Maier 1,458 13
02/03/2010 02:37 AM

Put an alarm on your medicine cabinet so you'll know when pesky visitors look through it. Empty out the cabinet and line the shelves with ping-pong balls. When your snooping friend opens up the cabinet, all the balls will fall out and make a lot of noise.

birdistheword 526 5
02/03/2010 02:42 AM

Make someone's morning a little more exciting by putting raw eggs in her shoes. Put the eggs into the shoe as far as you can. When she slips her feet into her shoes it will be almost impossible for her not break them.

redhead450 548 5
02/03/2010 02:46 AM

Are you jealous that your friend got to go to an awesome concert? Spread a rumor that he temporarily lost hearing in his right ear because he was too close to the stage at the concert. Everyone will spend the day speaking extra loudly to him.

redhead450 548 5
02/03/2010 02:47 AM

Get a bucket of water (dirty water if you want to go all out) and lean it up against a closed-door. As soon as the person opens up the door, her feet and carpet will be soaked. Note: this only works on doors that open inwards.

Naleigh 341 5
02/03/2010 02:49 AM

Trick all your friends at a party by putting saran wrap over the toilet seat. Make sure to wrap it extra tight so it doesn't look like there is anything there. Wait for your friends to go to the bathroom and pee all over themselves.

Jenni Maier 1,458 13
02/03/2010 02:52 AM

Pull off a Thanksgiving prank that will freak out the family. Buy a cooked Cornish hen and sneakily put it in the turkey while it’s cooking. When the family carver goes to cut open the turkey, it will hit the Cornish hen. As soon as it's clear what's inside the turkey, loudly exclaim, "You cooked a pregnant turkey!"

ROFL1984 344 5
02/03/2010 02:54 AM

If you own a microwave with a rotating center than you call pull off this simple and messy prank. Get a few ketchup and mustard packets and place them below the rotating center. As soon as your victim uses the microwave, the ketchup and mustard packets will explode all over the inside. Your victim will be baffled (and disgusted) by these mysterious condiments.

redhead450 548 5
02/03/2010 02:55 AM

Are you in a prank war with your neighbor? Use this prank to get ahead in the game. On a freezing night (literally has to be freezing) fill your neighbor's trash cans with water. The water will freeze overnight and make moving the cans almost impossible. Remember to take out the trash before you start filling the cans with water.

blabs 626 5
02/03/2010 02:56 AM

Even though pay phones have been out of style for the past ten years, there are still people who walk up to each one looking for change. Superglue two quarters into the change slot and watch your victims desperately try to get them out.

Naleigh 341 5
02/03/2010 02:57 AM

Next time you're peeing with a friend, you can play this easy prank. Bring a bunch of water bottles into the stall with you (put them in your purse) and get ready to make your friend think you're peeing forever. Slowly squirt the water bottles out into the toilet and find out how long your friend will put up with your endless peeing.

Naleigh 341 5
02/03/2010 02:57 AM

This is a great and easy prank to play on someone who insists on wearing the same hat everyday. After he's gone to sleep, take his hat, and soak it in water. Then place it in the freezer overnight. Wake up early and put the icy hat right back where you found it. Your victim will be in for quite the shock when he tries to put the icicle on his head.

Jenni Maier 1,458 13
02/03/2010 02:58 AM

Fill up your victim's garden hose with a container of dish soap. The next time he goes to water the plants, he'll end up with a bubble maker. It might not do anything for the plants, but it sure will look cool.

blabs 626 5
02/03/2010 02:59 AM

Open up your victim's umbrella and fill it with confetti. Close it tightly and put it back where you found it. When your victim opens it, she'll get showered by all the confetti.

redhead450 548 5
02/03/2010 02:59 AM

Fill up a glass with water and place a piece of cardboard over the top. Quickly flip the cup over onto a table. Hold the cup down and remove the cardboard. The water shouldn't be leaking out. However, when someone goes to pick the glass up, the water will go everywhere.

redhead450 548 5
02/03/2010 03:00 AM

Poke a needle through the bottom of a soda can and drain out the soda. Then get a bucket of another drink (alcohol if you're over 21) and submerge the can. The can should refill with the new drink. Flip the can over, cover the hole up with glue, and let it dry. Once it's dry, put the drink back in the fridge, and wait for someone to open it. Nothing like taking a swig of Diet Coke only to find out it's prune juice.

birdistheword 526 5
02/03/2010 03:01 AM

Create a fun surprise for someone opening up her cabinet by rigging this easy prank. Get a cup of flour, string, and a tape. Place the flour on a shelf and tape the string to the cup. Now close the door as much as possible and tape the other end of the string to the cabinet door. When your victim swings open the cabinet door, the flour will go everywhere.

Naleigh 341 5
02/03/2010 03:02 AM

Put a can of shaving cream in the freezer for a week. Once it's frozen solid, cut open the can and take the frozen cream out. Place it in your neighbor's mailbox late at night. As it thaws out it, it will slowly expand, and eventually fill up the entire mailbox.

blabs 626 5
02/03/2010 03:02 AM

Turn a meal into an episode of fear factor by doing this fridge prank. Take all the shelves out of the fridge so that you can fit inside. Grab a cup of water and get into the fridge when you know someone is coming in to get food. Do NOT close the door all the way; it's really dangerous to be caught inside a fridge. As soon as your friend opens up the fridge, throw the water on her, and scaring the living daylights out of her.

Jenni Maier 1,458 13
02/03/2010 03:03 AM

Going on a vacation to the beach is no reason to stop pranking your family. If one of your family member's goes on a run or an errand, move fast, and dig a giant hole under their towel. The hole should be a foot deep and almost as long as the towel. Place the towel over the finished hole and wait for your victim to lie down and fall in.

Jenni Maier 1,458 13
02/03/2010 03:04 AM

Secretly switch the salt and pepper shakers. Open up the bottles and take out a teaspoon of salt and a teaspoon of pepper. Set the spoons aside and leaves the lids off. Grab a napkin and cut out two pieces that are a little bigger than the salt and pepper shaker tops. Place the napkin over the top of the holder so that the napkin spills a little over the sides. Hold it in place, put the teaspoon of salt on top of the napkin on the pepper shaker, and close it up. Do the same with the other one. Cut off excess napkin so you can't see it. Now when people shake the salt, pepper will come. But they won't be able to tell where the pepper is coming from since the bottle will still be filled with salt.

redhead450 548 5
02/03/2010 03:05 AM

Get a bag of white feathers and tape it to the bottom of your lawn mower. The next person to mow the lawn will think she ran over an animal when she starts seeing feathers fly out.

redhead450 548 5
02/03/2010 03:05 AM

Gross your friends out by creating fake poop. Go into your kitchen and gather peanut butter, barbecue sauce, chocolate syrup and raisins. Put a cup of peanut butter, a spoonful of barbecue sauce, a spoonful of chocolate syrup, and handful of raisins into a bowl. Mix it up well and place it in the microwave for 25 seconds. Put the mixture into a Ziploc bag. Cut off the bottom corner of the Ziploc bag and squeeze the mixture out of the bag. It should look just like real poop!

blabs 626 5
02/03/2010 03:06 AM

Trace around the edges of quarter about ten times. Then grab the pencil quarter and a clean quarter and find your victim. Start rolling the quarter down your nose and explain that you have a friend who can roll a quarter from her forehead to her chin. Bet your victim that he can't do it. When he agrees to the bet, give him the dirty quarter. Every time he attempts to roll it down his face, he'll get a pencil line down his face as well.

ROFL1984 344 5
02/03/2010 03:08 AM

Prank your lame friends that falls asleep at a party. Once your friend is in deep sleep (snoring is perfect!) everyone should work together to move him to another room, ideally a bathroom or the kitchen. He'll wake up and freak out when he realizes he's sleeping in the bathroom.

soumyadip 25 5
04/05/2010 05:50 AM

Get a new sim card and call one of your geek male friends in a female voice.Tell him that you have seen him somewhere(on the road or may be a party) and convince him that you have developed a liking for him and then ask him out on a blind date.Just do it ,it will be very funny.me and some of my friends had tried this out on a cousin of one of my friends and when he came for the blind date he was mad at all of us....

Satans Toenails 4,198 12
04/06/2010 05:29 AM

Ask drunk strangers to lend you money.

jake1998 17 5
04/10/2010 03:39 AM

OK here is a good one.

You buy an inexpensive crime scene kit (you can buy one at Barnes & noble)
and you set up some police tape in front of your parents doorway and make an area of the house look like it's been robbed and set up some number cards and when there about 5 minutes away take a kitchen knife and cover it with fake blood and make it look like you've been stabbed to death (It will freak them out so badly) :) muahahahahahaha.

BC Bud 13,693 15
04/10/2010 03:51 PM

OK here is a good one.

Oh so very wrong....

First Straw of Spring 95,470 36
04/10/2010 03:58 PM

It should be known that meat cake - where you use layers of meatloaf with mashed potato icing colored with food coloring to look unmashedpotatoelike - has been totally copied from Undies and become the latest internet sensation.


Meatcake is a beautiful thing, and Undies is a beautiful thing.


Punchline!

Sirmakesulaughalot 18 4
05/28/2010 03:30 AM

Go to a freinds car and take a ballon and put on their exaust pipe. Make sure you get in the car with them to make it funnier. When it does pop scream and put some ketchup on your eye and cloese your I and said " It popped they will scream in terror. Then say the most painful part about it is that how hard you are laughing it hurts.

greatjob 52 5
06/15/2010 01:50 AM

get 3-5 packets of watever (mayo,ketchup,mustard, really any packet of condiments)and put them between the toilet and the toilet seat , fold them in half hamburger style. when someone sits down , they will squirt the packet and it will get on ther pants or watever.

ashleyd1001 11 5
07/09/2010 03:18 PM

Here's a bad prank it still is a prank though :D alright... 1st when everyone in the house is away get a pillow and put it on top of a bedroom or bathroom door or any door that YOU think alot of people would go through Ok then when the person comes home and they DONT see it they open the door and then the pillow hits them when they enter in the face!

OneMorelol 24 5
10/23/2010 11:29 AM

What you're going to need: An empty disk case that won't be needing anymore.

1.Go to you're friends house/party/or other thing...
2.Find a CD/Disk he likes.
3.When you're friend is not looking quickly take the CD he likes and swap the disks casing with you're "CD's" picture.
4.Later you're gonna come up to you're friend and ask : Hey, can I borrow this CD? (or something else). And then drop it.
You're friend will be in shock.

OneMorelol 24 5
11/03/2010 12:44 PM

Here's a another one:

1.When you run out of toilet paper, take the thing that holds the paper.
2.You're gonna tare it down to small pieces.
3.SquiShakespeare in you're hand while the water is flowing on you're hand.
(SQUIShakespeare ABOUT 5 MINUTES)
4.When it's done, the paper will look like poop.
5.Be creative! - Put it on you're teachers desk, put it on the keyboard, the best is to put it in you're schools hallway.

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
11/03/2010 01:04 PM

you're schools hallway

Oh, the humanity.

darragh84 26 4
11/27/2010 09:24 AM

MAKING THE PAY DAY BLUES FUNNY

this one relies on basic maths and the pay day blues. (being nearly broke the day before you get paid)

check exact balance on card.
go shopping and collect a bunch of stuff like nappies (diapers if yank), baby powder etc along with beer and smokes- ensuring only the good stuff like smokes and beer add to less than the balance on your card.

go to pay for everything and watch your card get declined for lack of funds.
say to checkout chick "oh no worries ill just get the main things then", pushing the nappies and things to the side and giving her back the beer and smokes to scan through again.

I assure you this is the most enjoyable way of being broke you will ever experience!

backonhawk 4 4
05/13/2011 11:04 PM

when your brother,sister or whoever leaves the house for a while got to their bed room with a water bottle and a cup of sand or rocks.Poor the water all over the bed or the side that they sleep on and afetr that poor the cup of sand/rocks on the spot that is wet and make the bed the way you found it......



(best time to do it is when you know their about to go to bed)

Whistler 183,262 42
05/14/2011 08:43 PM

FrostYOUFrostYOUFrostYOUFrostYOUANDYOURBAD GRAMMARSPELLINGSENTENCESTRUCTURECRAPShakespeare PRANKSTHATAREN'TPRANKSYOUDUMBASSmother-FrostINGKIDSGETOFFMYZUGANDGETOFFMYFrost-ing LAWN!

saramary12 0 3
07/28/2011 12:15 PM

you will need a ball of string, some measuring equipment,and a corner block. It doesn't really matters what you have other than the ball of string. Approach your victim on the corner block and make sure they cant see around the corner. Ask them if they can help you tell them you are doing an experiment or a project from the point they are standing to just around the corner. take the other end of the string and go as far so that they cant see you. Now you can go home or hide nearby.

Drewcifer VIVIVI 40,129 50
07/28/2011 02:10 PM

Fool people into thinking you've been to Madame Toussaud's Wax Museum by having your picture taken with a bunch of celebrities.

King of pranks 20 3
11/26/2011 10:04 AM

Get a funnel and put it down your pants drop a dime off your head and make it land in the funnel.Someone will want to try when they put dime on their head pour ice water down the funnel it will look like they peed their pants!

King of pranks 20 3
11/26/2011 10:14 AM

Get a dollar put a string in the dollar and drop the dollar when someone tries to pick up the dollar pull the string

Sprog 8,633 12
11/26/2011 11:23 AM

There's that invisible string again!! Someone please tell me where to buy invisible string!

King of pranks 20 3
11/27/2011 09:51 AM

Sprong just use fishing line.

Sprog 8,633 12
11/27/2011 10:10 AM

Kring of Pranks - Fishing line isn't invisible! I want some goddamn invisible string!!

Straw La La La La La La La La 95,470 36
11/27/2011 10:44 AM

Some of these n00bs* are cute in the way that it's cute when a kid tries to tell you a joke that you've heard before.


*although they aren't really n00bs are they? They are people that just registered to participate in maybe one or two threads from the front page and then wandered off. Maybe one hit wonders. OHWs.

So anyway, my favorite OHW in this thread is the darragh84 dude. The joke is a little funny, and he is articulate and has an accent.

King of pranks 20 3
11/27/2011 10:46 AM

Put wax paper over the toilet in your house and when someone goes to the bathroom they will pee all over themselfs.

snowfoxrox 739 6
11/27/2011 11:16 AM

If you are at all electrically inclined you can remove the faceplate from an electrical socket, un-do the wiring- be sure to use those plastic caps to cover the ends of the wires. Put the faceplate back on and plug stuff back in. For best effect do the whole room, house etc.

Drewcifer ⊕☼● 40,129 50
11/27/2011 12:19 PM

Send a text message to a random number that simply says, "I'm pregnant."

Pram 78,176 40
11/27/2011 02:00 PM

Watch "Two and a Half Men" (any episode) and pretend to enjoy it.

King of pranks 20 3
12/05/2011 06:00 PM

Record a embasrning moment and post it on youtube.

Suzy Bells, Ding-A-Ling 2,634 9
12/05/2011 06:41 PM

Bump a funny thread with unfunny ideas/suggestions/pranks.

Sprog 8,633 12
12/05/2011 06:54 PM

Bump an unfunny thread with more unfunny ideas/suggestions/pranks.

NativeTexan210 9 4
12/05/2011 08:20 PM

Use a text editor (i.e. microsoft word) for this prank.

1) Orient the page layout to landscape.
2) In 72pt font type PENIS (or whatever) on two lines.
3) Print out 17,000,002 copies, cut in half so you have 34,000,004 copies of the "penis-flyer"

Next part...

4) Get saran wrap.
5) Go to friends car.
6) Tape fliers to friends car.
7) Saran wrap friends car.


8) take pictures and LOL.

Declan's Garlic McManus Potatoes 130,657 34
12/05/2011 08:23 PM

From the post above, it looks like Governor Perry has joined ZUG.

NativeTexan210 9 4
12/07/2011 10:31 PM

Prank idea #2) Troll a prank thread with a vacuous political statement.

Sorry, I didn't say it was a GOOD prank idea.

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
12/08/2011 02:03 AM

Thanks for bringing your 'B' game.

King of pranks 20 3
12/10/2011 12:04 PM

Hey Hey Hey

blub1237 10 4
01/07/2012 09:51 PM

FIRST COOK UP SOME GOOD OLD GREASY BURGERS IN A PAN ON THE STOVE
NEXT POOR THE GREASE IN AN EMPTY A1 SAUCE BOTTLE
LASTLTY ENJOY MEMBERS OF YOUR HOUSE GAG,PUKE,AND SPIT OUT THEIR FOOD

blub1237 10 4
01/07/2012 09:58 PM

FIRST GET A FRIEND
THEN MAKE SIGNS
ONE READS-FREE HUGS OTHER READS-DELUXE HUGS $2.00
NEXT FIND A PUBLIC AREA LIKE A PARK OR MALL PARKING LOT
LAST WALK AROUND BOTHERING PEOPLE TO BUY A HUG
MAKE SURE TO ARGUE WITH EACH OTHER THAT DELUXE HUGS ARE BETTER



ME AND MY FRIEND DID THIS AT A PARK
I WAS SELLING THE DELUXE HUGS
I ACTUALLY EARNE 18 DOLLARS LOL
BUT WE HAD TO STOP AFTER I WAS CHASING A MAN AROUND BOTHERING HIM CONSTANTLY
HE THREATENED TO CALL THE COPS BECAUSE I WAS SEXUALLY HARRASSING HIM
PHPHPHPH THATS A BUNCH OF BULLShakespeare

Hoppy Gnu Ear Jeeni 43,386 49
01/07/2012 10:13 PM

Welcome to ZUG Blub. Hey, your caps-lock seems to be sticking.

Celebrating Year of The Chickens 282,028 58
01/08/2012 07:15 AM

Why does this thread take 10 minutes to open? Is that one of the pranks./?

Drewcifer 40,129 50
01/08/2012 05:04 PM

FIRST GET A FRIEND

I thought these pranks were supposed to be easy.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
01/08/2012 05:38 PM

First, sleep with Trae.