UnderChickens- you know you wanna b 282,028 58
01/29/2010 03:24 AM

Wedding auto prank: At my sister's wedding I removed her vent covers for the air conditioning and dumped a bag of confetti across the three dashboard vents then cranked up the air to blow on full when they turned the car on.

Initial result: they turned the car on and were absolutely blasted by a shower of confetti.

Delayed result: for three years afterward until they sold the car they would get a new blast of confetti occasionally when starting the system up.

Much better and less intrusive than the old sardines in there.

dasypygal-unwaxed 12,075 15
01/29/2010 03:35 AM

A few years back a couple of co-workers of mine forgot the "Don't Shakespeare where you eat" policy and decided to get married.

We put fine layer of pepper spray in their Honeymoon Car's A/C filter. After the lovely South Florida July wedding, they jumped in car to ride off into the sunset. They got about a block.

Tears of joy, tears of joy.

birdistheword 526 5
01/29/2010 07:07 AM

Turn a dinner out together into a prank night by moving your friend's car somewhere else in the parking lot. When you're both seated at a table and ready to order, tell you friend you left your wallet in the car and you have to run out and get it. Grab their keys and move the car a few aisles over. Come back (with a wallet!) and act totally natural. Get ready to pull out your best "you’re so stupid" face when he can't find his car. Point to it in its new spot and say it's right where you parked it

blabs 626 5
01/29/2010 07:15 AM

Get two inflated balloons and put them behind someone's back wheels in a garage, parking lot, or driveway. When the person backs out of their spot, he'll run over the balloons, and assume one of his tires blew. He'll have to get out of the car to figure it out. Odds are he'll be half-happy he doesn't need new tires and half-angry that you made him even think about having to get towed somewhere.

Hydrant-monkey 9,447 21
01/29/2010 08:36 AM

Jack up the victims car and put it on blocks or jack stands so the tires are just barely in the air. Spin all they want, they won't move anywhere!

Cyberwhere? 916 8
01/29/2010 10:18 AM

Put a condom on the tailpipe. Be sure to push the end of the condom into the pipe so that it goes unnoticed until a large balloon is seen dragging along the street.

blabs 626 5
01/31/2010 07:46 AM

Turn everyday into a wedding by attaching cans to a car. Tie soda cans to a long piece of string or fishing line. Then attach the long string of cans to the back of the car. Make sure to push the cans under the car so your surprise-wedding-victim doesn't notice them. The real fun will come when your victim starts driving away with a long string of cans attached to their car.

Jenni Maier 1,458 13
01/31/2010 07:55 AM

Fill up a friend's car with hundreds of packing peanuts. Then put a shipping sticker on their windshield. Finally prank call your friend and say that you're UPS, you're in the driveway, and you need to know how your friend is planning to pay for this car shipment. Your friend will freak out, run to his car, and see that he's been pranked.

ROFL1984 344 5
01/31/2010 07:58 AM

Make someone think his car has been broken into by pulling off this simple prank. Buy a cheap car window from an auto parts store. SmaShakespeare into pieces and place it next to the driver's car door. Next roll down the driver's window all the way so its looks like the broken pieces on the ground are from the car. Your friend will panic when he thinks someone broke into this car.

redhead450 548 5
01/31/2010 08:18 AM

Flip someone's car and their mind with this prank. Get a large team of VERY strong people and pick up a small car. Walk the car out of the spot and turn it around so that it's facing the opposite direction. The owner will be extremely confused when he comes out to drive away.

birdistheword 526 5
01/31/2010 08:25 AM

Get water-based washable paint and go crazy decorating your victim's car. You can create classic racing stripes or get crafty and create some kind of wildlife scene. Or maybe turn the whole car into a giant personal ad advertising the victim's name and interests.

TimmyTheTalkingToilet 11,593 14
02/01/2010 12:28 AM

Get a decent sized nylon wire tie and put it around the driveshaft. Do not trim the end. Then wrap the end of the tie around the drive shaft and tape it to the driveshaft.

While driving, the rotation of the driveshaft will pull the tape off and then the wiretie will slap against the underside of the car. They will think that the transmition is going out.

Jenni Maier 1,458 13
02/01/2010 06:41 AM

Buy a baby car seat and tie it to the roof of your car. Make sure the seat is facing forward. Use as little rope as possible (or dye the rope the color of your car) so it looks like the car seat is just sitting there. Everyone else on the road will start honking at you because they'll think you accidentally left your baby on the roof of your car. Don't drive around too long or someone might call the police.

redhead450 548 5
02/01/2010 06:54 AM

Open your victim's skylight roof on their car and fill their car to the brim with ping-pong balls. As soon as your victim opens any of the car doors, the balls will come tumbling out.

redhead450 548 5
02/01/2010 06:55 AM

Look up what the parking tickets look like in your state and copy the design. Create your own parking tickets to use on your friends for made-up infractions. Such as citing "violation 524: too many bumpers stickers on rear bumper." Put your number on the ticket to contact if they have any questions. As soon as they see your number (or call it in your slower friends’ cases) they'll realize they got pranked.

blabs 626 5
02/01/2010 07:33 AM

Put confetti into the AC vents of a car. As soon as your victim turns the AC on, the confetti will blow out all over the car. Try putting a little bit of glitter in too. Your victim will be glittery and shiny for months to come. It's a nice to start to anyone's day.

ROFL1984 344 5
02/01/2010 10:44 AM

Trick all the drivers in your town with this super easy drive-thru prank. Make a sign that says, "speakers are broken, please talk loudly." Put the restaurant logo on top and then you're good to go. Go through the drive-thru and tape it up as you're ordering. Make sure to place a big order. It's the least you can do after making the employees listen to people yell at them all day.

blabs 626 5
02/01/2010 11:34 AM

Make someone think his car is broken by playing this prank on him. Get a small tin, an old Altoids container works great, and fill it with marbles. Tape it underneath the driver's seat. It will make a rattling noise whenever the car is moving. Your victim will have no idea what's causing the noise. You can play the hero by removing the tin when your victim is not looking and then tinkering under the hood. Say you fixed the problem and the car is good as new.

Naleigh 341 5
02/01/2010 12:35 PM

Every day can be your victim's wedding day with this prank. Get cans, string, and window paint. Turn your victim's car into a typical wedding car someplace with the trailing cans and the just married sign.

Jenni Maier 1,458 13
02/02/2010 06:54 AM

Jack up a friend's car, remove all the tires, and put the car on bricks. Hide behind a nearby car and get ready with a camera to get a good reaction shot. After he freaks out for a few moments, call him up, and tell him you're selling a few old tires in case he knows someone that needs them.

birdistheword 526 5
02/02/2010 11:42 AM

Next time your friend goes to dinner or the movies, play this prank on him. Get a spool of scotch tape and put long pieces all over our friend's car bumper, as if the tape is holding the bumper on. Leave a note the car that says, "Hi, I accidentally rear ended your car and knocked off your back bumper. I think I fixed the problem with this tape, but if doesn't hold up please call me at 555-5555."

ROFL1984 344 5
02/02/2010 11:51 AM

Get bubble wrap and duct tape it to the top part of the tires. The unsuspecting driver will start hearing loud popping noises as she drives and she will assume the worst.

Naleigh 341 5
02/02/2010 11:53 AM

Get a replica of your friend's car keys and switch it with his keys when he's not looking. He'll go crazy trying to figure out why his keys won't work. Double the fun by switching two friend's keys if they have the same car.

blabs 626 5
02/02/2010 12:03 PM

Get a strong magnet and attach it to a mug. Place the mug on top of your car and make sure that it's stuck in place. Start driving and see how many people flag you down for having something on your roof. Take this prank further by magnetizing more household objects (book, tennis racket, lamp) and seeing how people react.

redhead450 548 5
02/02/2010 12:04 PM

Call up a friend and pretend to be their car dealership. Tell him that his car has been recalled due to faulty wiring and he'll receive a brand new one free of charge. He just has to bring the car to the dealer as soon as possible. Due to the faulty wiring, it's important that he not make any right turns when driving to the dealer.

heywood jablwme 15 5
03/13/2010 01:20 PM

find a car that is backed into a parking spot, preferrably against a wall or tree line so the driver won't see the back of the car and tape a playboy centerfold to the back of the car.

charityrae 0 3
04/01/2010 07:31 AM

BLEH!

OmegaLazarus 243 10
04/11/2010 02:39 PM

When you're both seated at a table and ready to order, tell you friend you left your wallet in the car and you have to run out and get it. Grab their keys and move the car a few aisles over.

I did that with my friend when we were sophomores in High School. I had an extra key to his truck because he locked his keys in it once a week or so. I skipped class for lunch one day and on the way out we moved his car to the Senior's lot on the other side of the school. Hilarity ensued.

OmegaLazarus 243 10
04/11/2010 02:51 PM

Grab a bottle of mouth wash, some fishing line, a roll of aluminum foil, and a tooth brush. Throw that Shakespeare out and set the car on fire!!!

It. is. hilarious.

Pitibull 10 5
06/11/2010 11:50 AM

This only works if you have the keys to your spouse/significant other/friend's car and they have they keys to yours as well. In fact, you might want to suggest that each should have a copy of the others keys and get them made, then do this a few months later.
When my husband and I were both driving home from work separately, he said he was going to stop at Blockbuster. So as I was passing Blockbuster, I saw his car in the lot and got an idea. I pulled in and parked several spaces away from his car. Then I got in his car and drove home. He called me a few minutes later freaking out that his car had been stolen. You could only do this with someone you KNEW would call you to freak before calling the police! So while he is freaking out, I am asking him "Are you sure? Have you looked all over the lot? Maybe you parked somewhere else?" Then he says "I guess I need to call the police," so I said "Ok, but first, do you see MY car there?" And he was like "Uh yeah," and I said, "Well why don't you just drive mine home and we will call the police when you get here." He finally got it then.

greatjob 52 5
06/15/2010 03:17 AM

when you are at a busy intersection or on a slow freeway , honk as loud an long as you can and wave hi with a smile at someone at a sidewalk. just make sure there is no cops around , they can give you a ticket for distracting other drivers or something