Cinderblock 27,578 25
01/30/2010 01:36 PM

My ex suggested it. I laughed heartily.

Dogs Akimbo 211,612 32
01/30/2010 01:37 PM

I'd like to have a video of myself sitting in a Waffle House with a good looking naked woman, eating pecan waffles.

The Mailman 176,467 56
01/30/2010 02:05 PM

My guess is that they made the sex tape very recently, after the affair and the baby were made public. John Edwards' political career is in ruins because of this sex scandal, and there is no way he'll ever be elected president now. So he decided to make the best of the situation and decided to walk in the footsteps of Paris Hilton and Tommy Lee.

He shot the video, knowing that it will spread on the Internet like wildfire and then he will start a new career in reality TV. I expect Sarah Palin to become a recurring character in his show.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
01/30/2010 03:38 PM

I'd like to have a video of myself sitting in a Waffle House with a good looking naked woman, eating pecan waffles.

fapfapfapfapfap!

Jelly tipped Neep: Open other end. 35,066 15
01/30/2010 09:28 PM

Whistler fancies Dogs.

And I have a DVD with Millie's boob on it. Awesome.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
01/30/2010 09:33 PM

I fancy pecan waffles.

Jelly tipped Neep: Open other end. 35,066 15
01/30/2010 09:35 PM

Uh huh.

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
01/30/2010 09:58 PM

I have never made a sex tape, though I can see why some people might. What an awesome gift to leave for future generations! Can you imagine it being stuck in an attic with a bunch of other family videos for your great-great-grandchildren to stumble upon one day? Talk about "living history."

Shell Belle 77,143 25
01/31/2010 12:05 AM

Waffle House with a good looking naked woman

My sister works at a Waffle House. If you went in and offered her twenty bucks, I bet she'd get naked for you. She's not good looking, but two out of three ain't bad.

And you would still have to pay for the waffles. And tip her.

cakes and ale 2,404 6
01/31/2010 01:24 AM

One night, when I was 30, I reluctantly agreed to go out with a good friend and her houseguests. A friend of hers had asked if she would mind hosting her 19 year old son and his friend for a weekend. The nervous mother felt better knowing that the boys would have a chaperone and a safe place to stay while in NYC.

The alcohol and drug filled weekend resulted in me breaking a toe, hooking up with my girlfriend and having sex with one of the boys. My friend slept with the other boy, who, when he was in middle school, had been one of her students. (Insert hot for teacher soundtrack here.)

A year later my friend received an irate phone call from the mother. Apparently, the boys had been passing around a video that captured the weekends' debauchery. Somehow, the video ultimately found its way to the mother.

My friend was not asked to chaperone again.

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
01/31/2010 01:52 AM

hooking up with my girlfriend and having sex with one of the boys.

I can't remember if you're a dude or a chick, but either way, this is Frost-ing hot.

Dogs Akimbo 211,612 32
01/31/2010 02:14 AM

My sister works at a Waffle House.

What city? I need to know whether to pack an overnight bag or not.

cakes and ale 2,404 6
01/31/2010 02:15 AM

I'm all woman, Undies.

Millie 116,988 28
01/31/2010 02:23 AM

The sex tape was made a year or so ago, before the chick had the kid. Because it reportedly shows Edwards having sex with a pregnant woman. I guess his face is visible, hers isn't. Now, it could be that he was hooking up with some other pregnant woman, who knows?

I seriously think I would never have sex again once I saw myself on video doing it. I mean, I've seriously considered never speaking again after hearing my voice on video, but that isn't really practical.

It's just one of those things where it's better to remain ignorant of the reality and pretend it's like a really well-produced erotic movie instead of a bunch of pasty fat slapping together.

Brad Poynter 36,184 48
01/31/2010 02:41 AM

hooking up with my girlfriend and while having sex with one of the boys.

Fixed?

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
01/31/2010 02:51 AM

Hmmm...maybe Brad. We'll have to ask the mother of the boys for the videotape - strictly for research purposes, of course.

Brad Poynter 36,184 48
01/31/2010 02:51 AM

You know I am all about the science.

Brad Poynter 36,184 48
01/31/2010 02:53 AM

and boobs.

dinesh 24,862 16
01/31/2010 03:17 AM

the purpose of the sex tape isn't to see yourself naked and having sex. it's to see the other person naked, and having sex. with you.

Filly 39,193 20
01/31/2010 03:17 AM

I wouldn't mind making a sex tape sometime. Granted, it would be a "watch and immediately destroy" kinda tape, but it could still be very intriguing. Also, on the off chance that it would get online somehow, it'd have to be very hot.

dinesh 24,862 16
01/31/2010 03:19 AM

seriously, i hate you so much right now.

The High Priestess 58,964 29
01/31/2010 03:28 AM

I have a sex tape! It's a PBS documentary. Did you know women can have orasgms?

cakes and ale 2,404 6
01/31/2010 03:31 AM

I don't need to watch the video to remember the night. Whenever it's cold the toe that I broke acts up and the memories come rushing back.

Pubah 56,851 18
01/31/2010 05:09 AM

"Lets make a video of our sexual encounter?"

A sure deal killer for Pubah. Why? Let me count the ways...

Pubah hate mirrors...Reflection never as good as self image.

Witness Protection Program...nuff said.

As Millie indicated, why film something when the memories will be much better.

and finally...

Who knows when one may run for President.

Millie 116,988 28
01/31/2010 10:13 AM

Also, on the off chance that it would get online somehow, it'd have to be very hot.

I haven't seen too much homemade porn that's very hot. I never thought that professional pornos were that well produced, but with the invention of the internet and all the amateurs doing it, I've changed my mind. Sex that goes on for hours is fun if you're doing it, but not that great to watch.

It seems like everything ends up on the internet. So, if someone is thinking of ever running for office, they should think about it. Then again, in future years, I think pretty much everyone will have some kind of embarrassing photos or film out in public, so maybe it won't matter.

Filly 39,193 20
01/31/2010 02:35 PM

I'm thinking if I'm going to film myself having sex, it's going to be way over the top sex, doing stuff that I wouldn't normally do or something, just to make it more interesting. Maybe even role play some. What's the fun in watching normal sex? You can just use a mirror for that.

Frogpop 173,153 25
01/31/2010 02:38 PM

Whatever you say Warren.

The Rev. Dr. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,956 21
01/31/2010 03:08 PM

I wouldn't make a video because filly watches way too much porn.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
01/31/2010 04:52 PM

A sad but true story from my personal archives:

Many, many years ago, before we had a video camera, my wife wanted to take some nude pics of me. Stupidly, I agreed. This was before digital cameras, so we sent them away to be developed.

When they came back, I was fortunate enough to intercept the mail. In each pic there was this pale, scrawny, hairy creature with a ridiculous looking boner.

The pictures and the negatives were quickly reduced to ashes on our barbeque grill.

I'm no longer scrawny, but I am even hairier, and I don't think I have gotten any less ridiculous looking since then, so no, I won't be making a sex tape.






And I don't want to see one with Spicey, Daisypie or Pubah in it, either.

Cinderblock 27,578 25
01/31/2010 09:16 PM

This is what I pictured Whistler's pictures looking like, sans the loin cloth:

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
01/31/2010 09:40 PM

No way Cinder! You forgot the feather boa.

Ravos in Wonderland 63,472 21
01/31/2010 11:05 PM

His crazy girlfriend says it's her personal property? Well, why leave it for someone else to find it, then?

Leave for the kids as part of the eater-egg hunt.

2010 - A Cyco Odyssey 11,330 11
02/01/2010 12:31 AM

I am appalled yet fascinated by the cover-up orchastrated by John Edwards to hide his affair with that blonde crazy woman. But the BEST thing about the whole story is that there is a sex tape. I mean, how Frost-ing arrogant can someone be to think that such a tape would remain unknown?


Well, as a former trial lawyer and US Senator his body is 50% arrogance with the other 50% bullShakespeare. Seriously on top of the sex tape, how much hubris does it take to think a do nothing, 1 term Senator who can speak well can actually be elected president?

Ravos in Wonderland 63,472 21
02/01/2010 12:48 AM

eater-egg hunt.

I meant Easter-egg hunt. Although I suppose most do just eat the eggs anyway.

UnderChickens- you know you wanna b 286,634 61
02/01/2010 03:18 AM

Our early vids were burned, then shreaded, then burned again.

No wonder we close our eyes a lot during sex. Ugh.

Luke McKinney 11,193 112
02/01/2010 03:28 AM

Facts:
1. You never look stupider than when you're having sex, for the very real reason that your entire brain is switched off.
2. Anything recorded in any format will eventually get online.

Therefore:
Recording sex tapes is fun in the short term, but scientifically proven to be a bad idea in the long term, just like almost everything else people do for sex.

The Rev. Dr. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,956 21
02/01/2010 03:31 AM

If I've learned anything from Whistler, Chickens and the rest of our 'more mature' GABbers about personal porn movies. Put them on betamax. Because then no one can watch them unless they have a time machine.

UnderChickens- you know you wanna b 286,634 61
02/01/2010 03:52 AM

Or get a wide angle lens and a wide screen TV if you're Big.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
02/01/2010 03:59 AM

BIG, I'd agree with you if I didn't know that my father in law has a working, connectible betamax sitting on his t.v. stand, that he still uses to watch betamax tapes he owns.

The Rev. Dr. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,956 21
02/01/2010 04:05 AM

So your father-in-law has seen the movie of Whister and Chickens 'Eiffel Towering' Ditdah?

Hammerhead 59,399 14
02/01/2010 04:20 AM

I don't want to know.

Now I've got to find the brain bleach, thanks.

TopHatSnake 3,464 10
02/01/2010 04:42 AM

here hammer, I had it last. copious quantities, copious quantities.

dinesh 24,862 16
02/01/2010 04:50 AM

I am pretty confident that my hand will never share our sex video with the world without my other hand's consent.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
02/01/2010 06:28 AM

For a brief moment I was so excited about the title of this I spit out my coffee. Oh so disappointed...

Cinderblock 27,578 25
02/01/2010 06:32 AM

Dinesh started wanking to video of himself wanking. After a while, that got boring, so he started wanking to video of himself wanking to video of himself wanking... it's gone on in this fashion for several videos now.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
02/01/2010 06:35 AM

So it's like some weird perpetual masturbation machine? I thought those couldn't me made, because all the friction causes chafing?

Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 61,976 36
02/01/2010 06:39 AM

Well then I've got good news for you!

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
02/01/2010 06:44 AM

Finally something I can feel like Rick Deckard with Rachael with... She's no Sean Young though... meh I can dream.

dinesh 24,862 16
02/01/2010 06:45 AM

it's gone on in this fashion for several videos now.

The only way to break the infinite loop is to break out the Stranger.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
02/01/2010 07:12 AM

I can imagine that if I ever do get to meet Millie, she's going to punch me out, and flash her tits to my unconscious body. That's why I'll be wearing a hidden camera.