Disco Bob's Life part !11!
A comedy article
by Disco Bob  4,322  8
02/04/2010 04:22 AM 309 views
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Damn you Brad Poynyer for beating me to this !
My dad and my stepmother got married when I was about 5, that's about the time she started making inappropriate advances towards me. She was constantly telling me she loved me and hugging and touching me and crap what a bitch. When I was about 8 because of her I was sent away for about 2 weeks, I remember my councilors couldn't understand the abuse I was going through. I tried to talk with them I tried to tell them how horrible my life was and all they said was "this isn't Frost-ing Oprah kid, this is summer camp we're not trained councilors." After that horrible experience I would tell any lie to avoid having to back to camp Cumonandridethetrain.
Once when I was 14 I got the flu that bitch was at my bed the entire time. She would undress me, wash me and change the sheets on the bed, I knew what she wanted though and in my dopey state I started coming on too her. Of course she acted coy but I knew she wanted my hot 14 year old Coleridge. She somehow managed to turn down my charm but I knew we would be together.
Within a few years I was severely horny, most 17 year old boys are. I tried fornication many times. I was thwarted by... well by the girls I was trying to Frost. Shortly after that I went to college were I met a dude named A.J.
A.J was my savior he taught me the virtues of paying for sex. He showed me not only where to pick up the best hookers but also where to dump there bodies. I couldn't ask for a better friend.
I am currently the subject of several investigations.
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Side-splitting
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Funny
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Ravos in Wonderland 63,472  21
02/04/2010 04:24 AM
I want to make a parody thread called "Whistler's Fife Story!"
But I think it's best left to him.
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Amusing
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Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
02/04/2010 04:42 AM
You go ahead, Ravos. I've already exceeded my parody thread limit for February with the Guess Who is Back debacle.
As far as your life story goes, Disco Bob, you're not yet loved enough or hated enough here for people to care. Sorry.
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