Dianada 57,119 105
02/04/2010 05:33 AM

What article, Mung? You should stop eating the coca leaves.

The High Priestess 58,196 29
02/04/2010 05:34 AM

I didn't get to read it! I just logged in and missed it!

The Write Straw 95,470 36
02/04/2010 05:35 AM

I think I still have all the zugz from my drama llama post, so it's not a complete loss.

Nerd, Admiral of the MS Painter. 27,000 12
02/04/2010 05:36 AM

I drew this and went from 54th place to 13th. Here's a summary of the articles:

The Write Straw 95,470 36
02/04/2010 05:39 AM

So you're the one who bumped me down to 14!!!


Meh, I gave you more zugz.

Nerd, Admiral of the MS Painter. 27,000 12
02/04/2010 05:40 AM

Thanks for peeing in my orbs??

The High Priestess 58,196 29
02/04/2010 05:41 AM

Frost you Nerd! I was at 10th! You just had to come back with your jokes and heavenly voice. By the way has your voice cracked yet?

Ravos in Wonderland 62,361 20
02/04/2010 05:41 AM

The thread got removed, but has Lobster been banned for it? If yes: totally worth it. If not: I want more zugz for all the funny I could have otherwise gotten.

Maybe there should be a trophy for everyone who posted in it. Something like "That which is seen cannot be unseen"

Nerd, Admiral of the MS Painter. 27,000 12
02/04/2010 05:42 AM

I still have that same voice, I figure my voice will drop to triple baritone when I'm 40. CALL ME!!!

Chi Chi Felipe 161,287 14
02/04/2010 05:46 AM

Back in my day, your humiliation went on the site and it stayed on the site. Dagnubbit.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
02/04/2010 05:47 AM

I think Kake knows a great site about ninjas, and Jade wants help with her tagline.

MungChamp 35,886 35
02/04/2010 05:48 AM

Lobster is going to be so pissed when she finds out AC hacked her account, wrote some rape/scat stories and got her banned.

Best thing AC has ever done.

A++, would highly recommend.

MungChamp 35,886 35
02/04/2010 05:52 AM

This picture doesn't even make sense, but I was going to work it in to the thread real good, just like her stepdad did while she was in the shower.

Phla™ - Accept no substitutes 130,632 34
02/04/2010 05:53 AM

Way to steal my now deleted eBay rating Mungface. Awesome. I'm just loving this place more and more these days.

The High Priestess 58,196 29
02/04/2010 05:54 AM

I just read "it". "It" was saved by a intreped gabber. That Shakespeare looks like it belongs on literotica, NOT here.

The Write Straw 95,470 36
02/04/2010 05:54 AM

Kake's ninja thread! Dude, I forgot about that one. I did a search and found this thread, which has a link to the ninja thread in the second post. I'm off to read it now!

Shempxistential Blues 22,212 16
02/04/2010 05:56 AM

I said this in another post but....


....What the Frost did I miss???

Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 61,959 36
02/04/2010 05:57 AM

Aw man, that made me miss the Frat/Bankey bromance.

Shempxistential Blues 22,212 16
02/04/2010 05:59 AM

I just read "it".



I wanna read it, I wanna read it, I wanna read it!

The High Priestess 58,196 29
02/04/2010 05:59 AM

email me shemps

Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 61,959 36
02/04/2010 06:00 AM

You really don't.

Cinderblock 27,522 24
02/04/2010 06:00 AM

Shemp, here's the gist:

"You want to know why I get sensitive when you internet strangers make fun of me? Daddy touched me when I was little! Do you like me now? I hope this long, graphic two-part article doesn't generate a negative response... but who am I kidding, I'm happy with any response!"

Nerd, Admiral of the MS Painter. 27,000 12
02/04/2010 06:02 AM

Email me THP!!! In my Profile.

Shempxistential Blues 22,212 16
02/04/2010 06:04 AM

HP, your Email is not on your profile, I dont know if its because of the new format or what.

Randall Cleveland 49,000 13
02/04/2010 06:05 AM

Man, I never thought I would regret my strategy of skipping over any post Lobster made.

Shempxistential Blues 22,212 16
02/04/2010 06:07 AM

Thank you Cinder.


I'd still like to read the whole thing though.

The High Priestess 58,196 29
02/04/2010 06:08 AM

Shemp, it's there now, but it won't before long

UnderChickens- you know you wanna b 282,028 58
02/04/2010 06:15 AM

Good. Since it read like the Timmay's imaginary sex story that time, it didn't deserve to be here any more than that did.

Shempxistential Blues 22,212 16
02/04/2010 06:15 AM

OK sent HP.

Thank you very much.

Nerd, Admiral of the MS Painter. 27,000 12
02/04/2010 06:16 AM

I made so many clickies in that thread Chickens...

Ravos in Wonderland 62,361 20
02/04/2010 06:17 AM

I feel that Lobster really overreacted with her articles. I mean, yea it sucked, but she didn't have to be so crabby about it.

TableTopJane 173,911 15
02/04/2010 06:24 AM

God Frost-ing damn it, you Frost-ing son of a bitch. I Frost-ing stayed out of the other Frost-ing thread because I KNEW someone would post a Frost-ing clown in it. I figured the rest of Frost-ing zug would be safe, because a Frost-ing clown isn't something people usually Frost-ing post. I'm going to be up all Frost-ing night now because I'll see that every Frost-ing time I close my eyes.

The High Priestess 58,196 29
02/04/2010 06:25 AM

I feel like I need a shower after reading all that crap.

UnderWhere? 99,723 76
02/04/2010 06:25 AM

Watch out for Lobster's stepfather!

TableTopJane 173,911 15
02/04/2010 06:25 AM

To sum up -

Frost you you Frost-ing piece of Frost.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
02/04/2010 06:26 AM

Hey Donk, do us a favor and throat-rape TTJ until she stops complaining.

UnderWhere? 99,723 76
02/04/2010 06:28 AM

Watch out for Lobster's stepfather!

What? Too soon?

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
02/04/2010 06:28 AM

Kidding. You know I love ya', Jenny.

Nerd, Admiral of the MS Painter. 27,000 12
02/04/2010 06:29 AM

Too soon!!!

Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 61,959 36
02/04/2010 06:33 AM

Since it read like the Timmay's imaginary sex story that time, it didn't deserve to be here any more than that did.

During the Tacopalypse when the four Tacomen are nigh, your death will be painful and slow.

TableTopJane 173,911 15
02/04/2010 06:33 AM

I have a picture of you, BIG. I swear I'll post them if you don't knock it off.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
02/04/2010 06:35 AM

Don't be cranky.

Nerd, Admiral of the MS Painter. 27,000 12
02/04/2010 06:37 AM

I still have the pictures of TTJ's enormous knockers on my hard drive somewhere.

Nerd, Admiral of the MS Painter. 27,000 12
02/04/2010 06:43 AM

Here they are: Hope you don't mind TTJ.

MungChamp 35,886 35
02/04/2010 06:48 AM

Believe it or not I can work with that.

KThanksBeBackInaFew

Shempxistential Blues 22,212 16
02/04/2010 06:48 AM

I just got through reading "it".


I do feel bad for Lobster that she had to go through that hell. And I have nothing against Lobstah but, C'mon girl, this is a COMEDY SITE!

Why in Heavens name would you post that here? You know 90% of the people here will make fun of you for it.

Hell I even got a boner reading some of the more graphic parts. In fact when I'm done posting this I may go squeeze out a load.

I'm sure at least a few other of GAB women have been abused in their lives, you dont see them post that sort of thing. Why? Because this is not the place for it. There are sites, and blogs, and chats you can go to for that sort of thing.

And as for AC,I have nothing against you either, but did you know she was going to post that here? And if you did, why man, WHY did you not STOP her?

MungChamp 35,886 35
02/04/2010 06:52 AM

Because he IS her stepdad.

Dun dun dun!!!!!!!!

Rock Lobster. Just Rock Lobster. 17,427 30
02/04/2010 06:55 AM

This one wasn't funny either.

I told you Frosters you didn't want to know, but no, nobody listens to Lobster. I was refused admission to one of the forums where that type of story belongs, can you believe it? So I put it here. It was a very bad decision, and I regret telling you.

I'm sorry for Frost-ing up the flow.

Nerd, Admiral of the MS Painter. 27,000 12
02/04/2010 06:56 AM

I on behalf of myself accept your apology, I hope you get better soon.

Alarm Clock 6,338 4
02/04/2010 06:59 AM

I told her not to, then I told her how Frost-ing idiotic it was after she did it the next day. My words before she did it exactly: "Ravos is right. Comedy. Site."

Nerd, Admiral of the MS Painter. 27,000 12
02/04/2010 07:01 AM

Maybe the person giving her advice needs to have more of an education than 8 years of Community College.

Shempxistential Blues 22,212 16
02/04/2010 07:09 AM

Lobstah, I dont care what anyone says, I like you and AC.

But you had to know you were going to get Shakespeare for posting something like that.

Phuc 237,453 20
02/04/2010 07:11 AM

I don't like being bothered about crap like that.

If y'all are going to text me, email me, IM me, and send those obnoxious pooping owls to my house, make it about something worthwhile, like new upskirt pics of Katherine O'Hara.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
02/04/2010 07:12 AM

Censorship in UnAmerican.

Therefore, it must be Mexican.

WTF? BlueLep has admin. cantrol over deleting threads?

Shempxistential Blues 22,212 16
02/04/2010 07:15 AM

Lobstah, if it would make you feel any better, and if AC is ok with it...You can molest me.

Rock Lobster. Just Rock Lobster. 17,427 30
02/04/2010 07:15 AM

Shemp,

I knew. I'm not a complete idiot.



Oh what the hell am I saying? Yes I am.

Nerd, Admiral of the MS Painter. 27,000 12
02/04/2010 07:18 AM

Yes I am.
That's the only bright thing you've said.

Chi Chi Felipe 161,287 14
02/04/2010 07:18 AM

One time these guys I know found some woods-porn when they were dirt biking. It was called "In the Family" or something and was all about consensual incest. It was pretty weird but it had enough drawings of ladybits to serve its purpose. Its purpose being masturbation.

Chi Chi Felipe 161,287 14
02/04/2010 07:19 AM

Oh God, I've said too much!

Nerd, Admiral of the MS Painter. 27,000 12
02/04/2010 07:22 AM

I have the same story but it was in my Dad's drawer not the woods.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
02/04/2010 07:23 AM

I haven't said enough.

Rock Lobster. Just Rock Lobster. 17,427 30
02/04/2010 07:27 AM

Every whisper, every waking hour, I'm. losing my religion

Nerd, Admiral of the MS Painter. 27,000 12
02/04/2010 07:28 AM

SHUT THE Frost UP

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
02/04/2010 07:28 AM

Wow, Lobster, you just Frost everything up.

MungChamp 35,886 35
02/04/2010 07:29 AM

Get with Part 3 already, this bottle of Jergens isn't going to empty itself.

Or at least give us the conclusion in this thread.

Does it end with genital mutilation and a family Bukakke?

Thud 66,695 17
02/04/2010 07:33 AM

I'm just waiting for the part where the agent asks her stepfather what the act is called.

Rock Lobster. Just Rock Lobster. 17,427 30
02/04/2010 07:34 AM

No, mung, part three ends like this:



Take from that what you will.

Anh Onymous 11,108 14
02/04/2010 07:36 AM

I missed all the drama that unfolded, but is it safe to say that jokes about molesting crustaceans are all the rage now?

Rock Lobster. Just Rock Lobster. 17,427 30
02/04/2010 07:40 AM

yeah, apparently you have to make fun of crustaceans to be considered one of the cool kids.

Lobsters are such retards. they never know when to shut up, or when to tuck their tail and accept the punishment that is handed to them. It's like owning a bad dog. At least dogs can be trained with shock collars and rolled up newspapers. There's no hope for lobsters though, ya know?

Anh Onymous 11,108 14
02/04/2010 07:46 AM

Who the hell trains lobsters?? They is for eatin!

...and molesting.

Jeeni.app 43,386 49
02/04/2010 07:49 AM

Awesome Mung!

Here's the edited Hollywood version (again)

Creatively Edited Version:

I'm sorry for not bringing the funny. I haven't been drinking. I'm about to dump a little funny on you!

When I was about 12, my mother suspected something fishy, but had no proof. I played Mortal Combat behind my mother's back. I met a guy in game and went on a date with him. I knew what he wanted: He fish-slapped me across the face and I had to go to picture day at school with caked-on makeup to cover the fish marks on my face!!

Rock Lobster. Just Rock Lobster. 17,427 30
02/04/2010 07:49 AM

Who the hell trains lobsters??

Lots of people. That's what a train is, ya know.





That was awful. My apologies.

Nerd, Admiral of the MS Painter. 27,000 12
02/04/2010 07:52 AM

You remind me of a fat gothic girl who cuts herself and listens to that faggy clown band with the soda.

Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
02/04/2010 07:53 AM

Who the hell trains lobsters??


AC and all his redneck buddies and her stepdad.

Rock Lobster. Just Rock Lobster. 17,427 30
02/04/2010 07:57 AM

http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll209/pink192000/hotdog.jpg

Nerd, Admiral of the MS Painter. 27,000 12
02/04/2010 08:02 AM

STOP mother-FrostING POSTING

MungChamp 35,886 35
02/04/2010 08:05 AM

Is that a picture of your vagina after you were molested?

Rock Lobster. Just Rock Lobster. 17,427 30
02/04/2010 08:05 AM

Get over here and make me, you filthy mouth-breather!

Rock Lobster. Just Rock Lobster. 17,427 30
02/04/2010 08:06 AM

Bill made the same joke I did, and he got the clickies.

Frost ALL OF YOU'SE!!

Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
02/04/2010 08:10 AM

It's like shooting Lobsters fish in a barrel.

Bill the Squirrell 17,427 30
02/04/2010 08:14 AM

On a serious note there, Lobsty, you really should kill yourself disappear for a while. It's taking attention away from my train wreck, and I can't be having that.

Man of Men 177 7
02/04/2010 08:17 AM

What is happening?

Rock Lobster. Just Rock Lobster. 17,427 30
02/04/2010 08:23 AM

The Apocalypse

Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 61,959 36
02/04/2010 08:28 AM

I WAS ONLY GONE FOR AN HOUR, Frost.

Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 61,959 36
02/04/2010 08:29 AM

Seriously though, is trolling a bannable offense? Is bribing John to bad someone a possibility?

Thud 66,695 17
02/04/2010 08:44 AM

You want to bad someone? Call Nachos, I'm a bit busy right now.

TableTopJane 173,911 15
02/04/2010 08:47 AM

Hey, Nerd, the picture of my knockers is still linked to in my "funniest" posts, you know. It's not like they're hidden. No drawing was needed.

But your picture was amazingly accurate.

MungChamp 35,886 35
02/04/2010 08:52 AM

The post has a bad link TTJ. Please either update the link or put them in here. Otherwise clowns will pop up in threads when you least expect it.


Also, if anyone has the story threads cache'd with commentary, email in profile. It is a solid contender for best of 2010.

Nachos 57,478 23
02/04/2010 08:55 AM

It's like owning a bad dog. At least dogs can be trained with shock collars and rolled up newspapers. There's no hope for lobsters though, ya know?

Give me enough shock collars and a damp sponge and I'm pretty certain I could put together something to administer primitive Electroconvulsive Therapy. In addition a rolled-up newspaper has enough strength to have many applications which could be construed as fairly extreme examples of negative reinforcement.

So I am in fact 100% convinced that you could indeed be trained with the above items.

TableTopJane 173,911 15
02/04/2010 09:02 AM

Link fixed, Mung.

MungChamp 35,886 35
02/04/2010 09:36 AM

Thanks TTJ

Manhole 20,243 26
02/04/2010 10:43 AM

Bow chica wow wow...



Any ideas on what I should make it say?

Nerd, Admiral of the MS Painter. 27,000 12
02/04/2010 10:48 AM

Make it say "this topic is Frosted out and old".

Redwing 3,656 30
02/04/2010 11:06 AM

How about "harder daddy, Harder".

Cinderblock 27,522 24
02/04/2010 11:17 AM

I'm sure at least a few other of GAB women have been abused in their lives, you dont see them post that sort of thing. Why?

Because most of them were abused by men of GAB.

Cinderblock 27,522 24
02/04/2010 11:17 AM

(And yes, that was a cry for help. HELP.)

Nerd, Admiral of the MS Painter. 27,000 12
02/04/2010 11:18 AM

IGNORE HER

Shempxistential Blues 22,212 16
02/04/2010 01:41 PM

Lobstah, if it would make you feel any better, and if AC is ok with it...You can molest me.




Sfill waiting for an answer.



Speaking of still waiting, I'm still waiting to see Taco's vagina, to see if she really is a really hot chick, or a really really hot dude.

I got a feeling that will never happen, but it doesnt hurt to try. I probaly have a better chance of seeing Pram's vagina.

Um, hey Pram...

Ravos in Wonderland 62,361 20
02/04/2010 10:17 PM

I told you Frosters you didn't want to know, but no, nobody listens to Lobster. I was refused admission to one of the forums where that type of story belongs, can you believe it? So I put it here. It was a very bad decision, and I regret telling you.

Lobster: "My life is so hard! None of you understand."
GAB: "Well no Shakespeare. We aren't psychic"
Lobster: "I won't tell you, because you'll laugh at me!"
GAB: "Well no Shakespeare, but why even bring it up then?"
Lobster: "Okay, here is my life's story"
GAB: "WHY WON'T YOU DIE!?"

And that is the story of Easter.

Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
02/05/2010 12:57 AM

I for one, don't want Lobster to stop.

Look at it this way:

1.) We are not allowed to pick on Noobs.

2.) Lobster has been here 2 years.

3.) We can pick on her and not get those annoying letters.

4.) Though Lobster is about as funny as (insert unfunny Shakespeare here), the comments are usually comedy gold.

5.) Profit!

Nerd, Admiral of the MS Painter. 27,000 12
02/05/2010 01:03 AM

Look at it this way:

No, I refuse to.

Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
02/05/2010 01:05 AM

Ok, I wouldn't want you to draw a picture or something.

Nerd, Admiral of the MS Painter. 27,000 12
02/05/2010 01:12 AM

Don't you dare make me rope-swing off my ship.

Nerd, Admiral of the MS Painter. 27,000 12
02/05/2010 01:13 AM

So we're the only people on, what are you up to? No work? I'm waiting for patients to get back from Pee-testing.

Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
02/05/2010 01:17 AM

I'm on hold.

Nerd, Admiral of the MS Painter. 27,000 12
02/05/2010 01:18 AM

For work? You unemployed? Welfare? AIDS worker? Rocket Scientist?

Nerd, Admiral of the MS Painter. 27,000 12
02/05/2010 01:29 AM

What do I do you ask? Ahh glad you want to know!

I do rehab work, think celebrity rehab with uglier people and more choke-holds.

Nerd, Admiral of the MS Painter. 27,000 12
02/05/2010 01:31 AM

You have a fan!!! Someone is 5 orbing just you!! Good for you that means you're funny!!


!!!

Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
02/05/2010 01:31 AM

Sorry, I got off hold. I repair pressure washers.

Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
02/05/2010 01:31 AM

Plus, What a coincidence, I'm IN rehab.

Nerd, Admiral of the MS Painter. 27,000 12
02/05/2010 01:32 AM

Weird! Good luck with your sobriety! I USE LOTS OF EXCLAMATION POINTS WHEN I'M BORED!!!

Nerd, Admiral of the MS Painter. 27,000 12
02/05/2010 01:35 AM

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ok lunch time. Have fun on the webernet. No insane amounts of jerking off and make sure you go to your meetings!!!!!

TableTopJane 173,911 15
02/05/2010 01:38 AM

Wow. I've never been to a "singles bar" but I imagine this is how most of the conversations in those places go. With any luck, it's going to end the same way - sweaty sex and a shame-filled morning after.

Shell Belle 76,640 24
02/05/2010 01:44 AM

Any ideas on what I should make it say?


I vote for the idea Nachos had. Make an audio book out of the articles with a laugh track behind it.

ZukeTheRed 485 6
02/05/2010 01:51 AM

I'm in guy in the singles bar watching the other two, but too socially incompetent to say anything.

In my case, it ends with a sticky hand and a shame-filled morning.

UnderChickens- you know you wanna b 282,028 58
02/05/2010 01:57 AM

Woah. Someone slipped out of annoying n00b and into full blown Troll mode.

Octopus Carrying Dinosaur 1,029 12
02/05/2010 02:10 AM

I'm in guy in the singles bar

You really shouldn't be doing things like that in public. Did you at least buy Guy dinner first?

ZukeTheRed 485 6
02/05/2010 02:31 AM

Of course I bought Guy dinner first. I am a gentleman.

Nerd, Admiral of the MS Painter. 27,000 12
02/05/2010 02:37 AM

Please, I've been here since 2003.

Manhole 20,243 26
02/05/2010 04:20 AM

I vote for the idea Nachos had. Make an audio book out of the articles with a laugh track behind it.

I can do this. But I'll need the actual text from the articals. Does anyone have it?

Nerd, Admiral of the MS Painter. 27,000 12
02/05/2010 04:24 AM

Someone already made a movie of her life, it's called Precious.

Nerd, Admiral of the MS Painter. 27,000 12
02/05/2010 04:27 AM

Check your yahoo account Manhole you Nerd.

Manhole 20,243 26
02/05/2010 04:53 AM

I have the text to the article, much thanks to everyone! I'm pretty sure I could pull this off, but I'm not totally heartless.

I will only make this if I get the OK from Lobster herself. In fact, I'll even send it to her if she wants.

KChiki - Still not Chi Chi! 124,281 89
02/05/2010 05:02 AM

Nothing like a constant reminder of tragic life events, including dictation of said events that you posted on a public comedy website for the entire internet to see and ridicule!













(Nothin' but love, Manhole!)

The Mailman 174,473 52
02/05/2010 05:09 AM

I have the text to the article, much thanks to everyone! I'm pretty sure I could pull this off, but I'm not totally heartless.

The important question is, how's your radio voice?

Alarm Clock 6,338 4
02/05/2010 05:50 AM

Lobstah, if it would make you feel any better, and if AC is ok with it...You can molest me.

At this point, I will allow her to bully you into over the shirt boobage feel, but she has to act like she doesn't like it (probably impossible for her), and I'll allow her to grab your junk and squeeze the crap out of it while she's sucking me off.* I'd also be cool with her sitting on your face and ripping a demonically bittersweet SBD.

*It has to be at least a little awkward or it isn't molestation.

MungChamp 35,886 35
02/05/2010 06:34 AM

We can always just go with my radio voice. I think I have this whole thing summed up in about 15 seconds.

Jeeni.app 43,386 49
02/05/2010 06:45 AM

The important question is, how's your radio voice?

The more interesting question is "Do you have a face made for radio?"

Jeeni.app 43,386 49
02/05/2010 06:47 AM

P.S. I want a copy of the thread too, damnit. The responses were comedy gold. GOLD, God damn it! Email not in profile. Beam it to me, Scotty!

Rock Lobster. Just Rock Lobster. 17,427 30
02/05/2010 07:16 AM

Taco,

How exactly is your uncontrollable vomiting in this thread different from your controlled vomiting the other nine times a day, every day?

Inquiring minds need to know,
Lobstah

Dropkick Brody 43,075 12
02/05/2010 10:21 AM

I couldn't care less about the original article, but I'm sort of bummed about missing the replies. If there's anything that brings out the comedy gold it's the group revelling in the misfortunes of others.

Nachos 57,478 23
02/05/2010 11:06 AM

I vote for the idea Nachos had. Make an audio book out of the articles with a laugh track behind it.

I can do this. But I'll need the actual text from the articals. Does anyone have it?

I'll take a copy of that too. I actually made one of my most disturbing video clips to date from those threads, but deleted it on account of a whole 'trying to be a better person' kick I've had going on for the past couple of months.

This, however, is now over and I've decided it needs to be remade with several 'please, no' animations in it.

I'm thinking a samba track might nicely offset it as well.

UnderWhere? 99,723 76
02/05/2010 11:36 AM

I have a copy of the articles, but not the comments. If anyone can complete my collection - please forward!

Cinderblock 27,522 24
02/05/2010 11:56 AM

The most orbs I got was for saying, "Wow, you put out when you were five?"

Yes, I reposted that to get the clickies again.

The Mailman 174,473 52
02/05/2010 02:13 PM

I was pretty happy with my response to her claim about having allegedly tried several times to commit suicide:

"So that's another thing you suck at."

Nerd, Admiral of the MS Painter. 27,000 12
02/05/2010 02:14 PM

I'll read the article! Ask THP. She'll tell you I'm qualified.

Cinderblock 27,522 24
02/05/2010 02:26 PM

I then made a reference to something that Taco has been trying to repress for years!

Nerd, Admiral of the MS Painter. 27,000 12
02/05/2010 02:32 PM

And then I took a dump on Cinderblock's chest!

Cinderblock 27,522 24
02/05/2010 02:38 PM

Then I tried to take a shower, but the molobster-dad JUST KEPT TOUCHING ME.

Blue Suede Shempxistential Blues 22,212 16
02/05/2010 04:23 PM

Wasnt all this on an After School Special, starring Dana Plato?

Chi Chi Felipe 161,287 14
02/05/2010 10:38 PM

"Molobster." Heh.

Chi Chi Felipe 161,287 14
02/05/2010 10:39 PM

"Show us on this platter of all you can eat tails and cheddar biscuits where the bad man touched you."

Jeeni.app 43,386 49
02/05/2010 10:42 PM

I miss Pram's responses the most. He was on a roll. Post again, Pram! Pretty please?

Jeeni.app 43,386 49
02/05/2010 10:43 PM

(I'm not being sarcastic.)

Rene 1,796 10
02/05/2010 10:53 PM

I've clearly slacked off on my lurking duties. I missed the whole thing. Email in profile if any twisted soul would kindly send over the thread.

Pramable Lectern 78,176 40
02/07/2010 03:27 AM

I do rehab work, think celebrity rehab with uglier people and more choke-holds.

So... Meth rehab?

Filly 39,160 20
02/07/2010 05:24 AM

I told you Frosters you didn't want to know, but no, nobody listens to Lobster.

What I want to know is who the Frost told you we wanted to know? Other than the voices in your head, that is.

Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 61,959 36
02/07/2010 05:43 AM

She started threads and made several posts about how she wanted people to say nice things to her and how her current drama made Bill's life look like a playground or some whiny bullShakespeare, but then she'd always tack on, "but I don't want to talk about it" or "I'm not going to say what it is, just give me affection and sympathy because I can't handle being criticized for being an unfunny hag."

People told her to either fess up or STFU and instead of posting in one of the already existing threads something like "I finally grew the balls to file a suit against my stepdad, who molested me as a kid, and even though it's not really funny if you guys could turn it around and make jokes anyway it might lighten the mood for me," she felt the necessity to vent out in WAY too much detail the molestation experience.

Nerd, Admiral of the MS Painter. 27,000 12
02/07/2010 06:28 AM

So... Meth rehab?

I've only had to subdue two male patients detoxing from Methamphetamine that became acutely psychotic. Uh... so far. *Looks down the hall*

Chi Chi Felipe 161,287 14
02/07/2010 06:29 AM

Leave the drama for your baby mama. Oh. Snap.

Ravos: Accidental Ganesh 62,361 20
02/07/2010 10:55 PM

I'm also interested in a copy of the thread too. Not the article, that was TMI. But as stated, the replies were awesome.

We should do a re-enactment! We can call it "The Aristocrats"!