The Incest Prank An idea challenge
by MungChamp 35,886 35 02/05/2010 12:10 AM 881 views
Having a cum guzzling stepdaughter is no excuse for leaving a perfectly sub-par piece of ass on the table. Transform a child's entire life with a few obscene gestures, inappropriate touches and a game of "don't tell anyone or Child Services will come for me" in just a few short steps.
You Will Need:
A shower
Ready to traumatize child
A firm backhand
Lifetime Movie back-story
Pincers
Instructions:
1. Harass child
2. Abuse child
3. Teach child about the interweb
4. Leave unattended with bottle of pills
5. Leave in pot for about 23 years and let simmer
Use the mother as a crutch and make sure her hands are clean as she puts both fingers her ears, covers her eyes and hum's lalalala for most of your childhood.
Anything else we are missing here? And John, feel free to change the topic heading if you are getting an inordinate amount of internet traffic.
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