helloooo nurse 379 8
02/05/2010 03:04 AM

So, I was on my period, and I had to take a dump, so I used Jesus'foreskin as a plug...........

Holy crap I am going straight to hell............

Octopus Carrying Dinosaur 1,029 12
02/05/2010 03:04 AM

Poop humor, Jesus' foreskin, and menstruation jokes

...is the new GAB!

Oh, crap, wrong thread.

Brad Poynter 36,184 48
02/05/2010 03:27 AM

Time for Randall or Brad to get in here and turn this Shakespeare around.

Can I at least borrow your latex gloves?

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
02/05/2010 04:27 AM

Poop humor, Jesus' foreskin, and menstruation jokes

You say this like it's a bad thing.

Fratberry 283,051 53
02/05/2010 04:32 AM

Poop humor, Jesus' foreskin, and menstruation jokes

The very foundation of ZUG was built on poop, foreskin and menstruation jokes. And large piles of poop and foreskins. For example...

Q: Do you know why your mother wouldn't suck her own Shakespeare off of my foreskin?

A: Because before she could get to that layer, she vomited on my dick after tasting her own vaginal blood.

Now run along, junior, and let Brad and Randall save whatever the hell you think ZUG has become.

Fratberry 283,051 53
02/05/2010 04:33 AM

"WHO WANTS CHOWDA??"

MungChamp 35,891 35
02/05/2010 04:35 AM

You must not have gotten the memo.

Nerd, Admiral of the MS Painter. 27,000 12
02/05/2010 04:36 AM

Who are Brad and Randall. I only know Mookie.

helloooo nurse 379 8
02/05/2010 05:15 AM

Yes Brad, but you must blow something up with them on......

UnderChickens- you know you wanna b 286,634 61
02/05/2010 07:10 AM

I'm sorry, Nurse. We should have worned you about Tasteless Fridays around here. Course it's mentioned in the FAQ.

helloooo nurse 379 8
02/05/2010 07:23 AM

Nice try........

Fratberry 283,051 53
02/05/2010 07:32 AM

Goatse doesn't still work, does it?

The High Priestess 58,964 29
02/05/2010 08:10 AM

Frost you Chickens! I haven't been Goatse in a loooooong time. The good news is that my gag reflex is still in order.

Ali Legend 844 7
02/05/2010 09:48 AM

Goatse isn't meatspin faggot.

And thank god for the URL coming up on the bottom left corner of the screen before you click.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
02/05/2010 10:06 AM

Ali, you must be some kind of interweb genius! Thanks!



You guys have forgotten the fourth mainstay of GAB ZuGLive: the dead baby.

Q: What's the difference between Obama's health care proposal and Bill and Ford's babies?

A: NOTHING! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah!

Fratberry 283,051 53 posts randomly
02/05/2010 10:26 AM

We had to go to Wal-Mart tonight (no I do NOT want to talk about it) and we passed by the family planning section. As we're walking by it I said, "Wow, the family planning section in Wal-Mart should be MUCH bigger than that." I didn't get anything but dirty looks.

Fratberry 283,051 53
02/05/2010 10:28 AM

Must have been from Ali's family.

Shell Belle 77,143 25
02/05/2010 04:27 PM

menstruation jokes

No longer apply to me. No more "Is it that time of the month or what?" comments.

The night before I lost Little Shell, I burned all of my feminine protection products and danced around them with joy. My husband pondered whether we should keep some around for guests.

To which I replied, "Frost them. Walgreen's is less than five minutes away."

Enjoy your periods, bitches!