Semi Challenge A comedy conversation
by Pubah 47,456 11 02/05/2010 09:14 PM 119 views
Some co-workers and I were constipating contimplating the Most Humorous Country Music Titles of All Time. We decided our short list was:
"My Son Calls Another Man Daddy"
"Why Should I Kiss the Lips that have Been Chewing My Ass All Day?"
"If I'd Killed You When I Wanted to, I'd Be Getting Out of Jail By Now"
Which of those tickle your funny bone? Can you think of any others worthy of consideration? Is there a Grammy CMA Category pending?
I can't express my disappointment that this thread did not involve pictures of a drunken radneck trying to jump a semi-trailer tractor over twenty motorcycles.
Not sure if I told this story on zug.com yet. I heard the following song on the radio and was laughing my ass off. I loved it!
I wanted to share it with my sister (who was experimenting at the time) so I went to the record store and asked the clerk if they could help me find a country parody song called "I spent my last ten bucks on birth control and beer". He did a quick search on his computer, then yelled to the back of the store "Hey Joe, do you see "Lesbian Favorites" back there?"
Everyone in the store stopped to look. Shocked at what just happened, I immediately turned red.
Although Jimmy Buffet is not considered country, I still love it when Northern musicians come down to the Keys and ask for song requests.
I always request "Why don't we get drunk and screw". They think it's a come on. I just want to hear the song.
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