Shell Belle 76,640 24
02/06/2010 11:53 PM

then it was gone

Hey, I was going to say that!


Have you ever walked into a room and then forgot why you went in there in the first place? I'm sure you have. Have you ever done it six times in a row within a five minute period?

Have you ever dialed the phone and forgotten who you were calling before they even answer?

Dropkick Brody 43,075 12
02/07/2010 12:14 AM

I've dialled a phone and forgotten what you're meant to say when someone answers the phone.

Also, at the cinema on Friday I totally forgot what the movie was called that I wanted to see. I got up to the teller and said 'Two student tickets for.. Ah.. Umm, I can't remember the name of it.' Then I turned to McPants, hoping for a little help, but he had forgotten too.

Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 61,959 36
02/07/2010 12:32 AM

...and then you had the foresight to not bother us with it.

Oh, wait...

Pubah 54,895 17 Growing old gracefully
02/07/2010 02:04 AM

Ever get into an argument, then after getting punched in the eye, forget what the argument was about?

Man of Men 177 7
02/07/2010 02:38 AM

I don't get punched.

Nerd, Admiral of the MS Painter. 27,000 12
02/07/2010 02:40 AM

Yeah, because you're always biting a pillow; no one can punch your face.

Man of Men 177 7
02/07/2010 02:48 AM

I do not get punched.

Nerd, Admiral of the MS Painter. 27,000 12
02/07/2010 03:27 AM

When you are fisted your boyfriend makes a punching motion so yes, yes you do.

Cinderblock 27,522 24
02/07/2010 04:54 AM

One time I went to post in this thread, and... wait... oh, I forget.

Manhole 20,243 26 punches Man of Men.
02/07/2010 05:12 AM

BLAM!!

Man of Men 177 7
02/07/2010 05:19 AM

Neither of you seem to be getting this.

Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 61,959 36
02/07/2010 05:37 AM

I don't think that we're the problem, buddy.

Nerd, Admiral of the MS Painter. 27,000 12
02/07/2010 06:21 AM

Is Man of Men one of those internet tough guys I hear so much about?

Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 61,959 36
02/07/2010 06:25 AM

No, but probably because you've been spending so much time on 4chan.

Anh Onymous 11,108 14
02/07/2010 06:29 AM

Due to a severe and sporadic sleeping disorder, I have forgotten entire days and conversations at a time because I convinced myself that it all happened in a dream. I wish pot were legal.

Nerd, Admiral of the MS Painter. 27,000 12
02/07/2010 08:21 AM

I thought 4chan was an anime board. I steered clear.

Alarm Clock 6,338 4
02/07/2010 09:36 AM

I do not get punched.

I don't get it either.

Are you sad because you're always the donkey puncher and never the punchee? Let down your defenses Man, let someone in!

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
02/07/2010 09:57 AM

Please. My memory is like a piece of

of


of


of that stuff with the holes in it that you put on a ham sandwich?

Nerd, Admiral of the MS Painter. 27,000 12
02/07/2010 10:07 AM

A dead hooker I shot?

Blue Suede Shempxistential Blues 22,212 16
02/07/2010 04:27 PM

I do not get punchedGirly Action.


I do not get punchedlong division.


I do not get punchedhow there can be all those Smurfs and only one female.


I do not get punchedkids these days.


I do not get punchedno respect.



I do not get punchedit.

Ravos: Accidental Ganesh 62,361 20
02/07/2010 10:21 PM

I do not get punched no respect.

Double negative'd!

Barefoot Chance 171,220 14
02/07/2010 10:55 PM

I was going to post something meaningful & clever here....but forgot.

the fun in disfunctional 1,970 6
02/08/2010 12:32 AM

It's called believing in the "hereafter" as in I can't remember what I came here after. (joke so old I had to dust the cobwebs off of it.)

Shelle...if you aren't on hormones your mind will shortly have the memory retention of a sieve.

Good luck with that!

Cyco Ivan 11,324 11
02/08/2010 12:35 AM

You ever star in an old 8 bit video game and want to say something really profound but only '...' comes out? I hate that.

WhyMi 3,545 12
02/08/2010 10:14 AM

That wasn't a thought, it was a bullet, but I can see how they may be mistaken for each other.

Chi Chi Felipe 161,287 14
02/08/2010 10:19 AM

You ever star in an old 8 bit video game and want to say something really profound but only '...' comes out? I hate that.

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