Shell Belle 31,385 9
02/07/2010 09:53 AM

then it was gone

Hey, I was going to say that!


Have you ever walked into a room and then forgot why you went in there in the first place? I'm sure you have. Have you ever done it six times in a row within a five minute period?

Have you ever dialed the phone and forgotten who you were calling before they even answer?

Dropkick Brody 41,449 9
02/07/2010 10:14 AM

I've dialled a phone and forgotten what you're meant to say when someone answers the phone.

Also, at the cinema on Friday I totally forgot what the movie was called that I wanted to see. I got up to the teller and said 'Two student tickets for.. Ah.. Umm, I can't remember the name of it.' Then I turned to McPants, hoping for a little help, but he had forgotten too.

Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 55,641 21
02/07/2010 10:32 AM

...and then you had the foresight to not bother us with it.

Oh, wait...

Pubah 47,451 11 Growing old gracefully
02/07/2010 12:04 PM

Ever get into an argument, then after getting punched in the eye, forget what the argument was about?

Man of Men 126 4
02/07/2010 12:38 PM

I don't get punched.

Nerd, Admiral of the MS Painter. 26,869 10
02/07/2010 12:40 PM

Yeah, because you're always biting a pillow; no one can punch your face.

Man of Men 126 4
02/07/2010 12:48 PM

I do not get punched.

Nerd, Admiral of the MS Painter. 26,869 10
02/07/2010 01:27 PM

When you are fisted your boyfriend makes a punching motion so yes, yes you do.

Cinderblock 19,864 10
02/07/2010 02:54 PM

One time I went to post in this thread, and... wait... oh, I forget.

Manhole 7,854 8 punches Man of Men.
02/07/2010 03:12 PM

BLAM!!

Man of Men 126 4
02/07/2010 03:19 PM

Neither of you seem to be getting this.

Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 55,641 21
02/07/2010 03:37 PM

I don't think that we're the problem, buddy.

Nerd, Admiral of the MS Painter. 26,869 10
02/07/2010 04:21 PM

Is Man of Men one of those internet tough guys I hear so much about?

Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 55,641 21
02/07/2010 04:25 PM

No, but probably because you've been spending so much time on 4chan.

Anh Onymous 10,502 8
02/07/2010 04:29 PM

Due to a severe and sporadic sleeping disorder, I have forgotten entire days and conversations at a time because I convinced myself that it all happened in a dream. I wish pot were legal.

Nerd, Admiral of the MS Painter. 26,869 10
02/07/2010 06:21 PM

I thought 4chan was an anime board. I steered clear.

Alarm Clock 5,980 4
02/07/2010 07:36 PM

I do not get punched.

I don't get it either.

Are you sad because you're always the donkey puncher and never the punchee? Let down your defenses Man, let someone in!

Whistler P. McManus 141,589 23
02/07/2010 07:57 PM

Please. My memory is like a piece of

of


of


of that stuff with the holes in it that you put on a ham sandwich?

Nerd, Admiral of the MS Painter. 26,869 10
02/07/2010 08:07 PM

A dead hooker I shot?

Blue Suede Shempxistential Blues 16,478 9
02/08/2010 02:27 AM

I do not get punchedGirly Action.


I do not get punchedlong division.


I do not get punchedhow there can be all those Smurfs and only one female.


I do not get punchedkids these days.


I do not get punchedno respect.



I do not get punchedit.

Ravos: Accidental Ganesh 34,385 10
02/08/2010 08:21 AM

I do not get punched no respect.

Double negative'd!

Barefoot Chance 168,236 11
02/08/2010 08:55 AM

I was going to post something meaningful & clever here....but forgot.

the fun in disfunctional 807 4
02/08/2010 10:32 AM

It's called believing in the "hereafter" as in I can't remember what I came here after. (joke so old I had to dust the cobwebs off of it.)

Shelle...if you aren't on hormones your mind will shortly have the memory retention of a sieve.

Good luck with that!

Cyco Ivan 9,060 6
02/08/2010 10:35 AM

You ever star in an old 8 bit video game and want to say something really profound but only '...' comes out? I hate that.

WhyMi 839 5
02/08/2010 08:14 PM

That wasn't a thought, it was a bullet, but I can see how they may be mistaken for each other.

Chi Chi Felipe 160,410 12
02/08/2010 08:19 PM

You ever star in an old 8 bit video game and want to say something really profound but only '...' comes out? I hate that.

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