The One and Only; High Priestess 48,964 13
02/07/2010 12:02 PM

GEAUXXXXXXX SAINTS!

Pubah 47,451 11
02/07/2010 12:02 PM

Survival of the Fattest vs Survival of the Fittest...gold

I'm personally sneaking into Hooters to see how many times I can cop a feel before they throw me out...

...Who knows, I may even get a TV...

...or Pinkeye...

Pramable Lectern 53,493 11
02/07/2010 12:16 PM

You might get VD? What?

Pubah 47,451 11
02/07/2010 12:19 PM

I'll only get vd if I get laid...NOT Happening in Hooters!

Pramable Lectern 53,493 11
02/07/2010 12:35 PM

You can still get VD from the parking lot of Hooters.

Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 55,641 21
02/07/2010 03:35 PM

You're not looking forward to John's hilarious "it was all about Frost-ing the system" The Who prank during halftime? Or the same 50 barely re-written "funny" commercials stereotyping gender and class roles? What the hell is wrong with you?!

Fratberry 219,200 13
02/07/2010 03:42 PM

I think what Pram is trying to say is that he is looking forward to the Super Bowl.

Pramable Lectern 53,493 11
02/07/2010 04:03 PM

What the hell is wrong with you?!

Well, nothing more since you last asked, but according to Maddox's Best Page In The Universe, I have 1235660345E343M things wrong with me.

Cinderblock 19,864 10
02/07/2010 04:23 PM

Yeah, football is pointless, it's a bunch of guys chasing a ball, it has no bearing on the real world. That being said...

I LOVE FOOTBALL!!!!1111ELEVEN

Nothing gets my blood pressure up like watching my team. WHen I'm in the moment, I could care less about anything else. The walls could be falling down around me and I would be more concerned with making a first down. Unfortunately, my team sucked this year, so I will not watch them win the super bowl like they did last year.

High Priestess sayth: GEAUX SAINTS! 48,964 13
02/07/2010 04:37 PM

I used to just watch the super bowl for the commercials. This year I'll be watching Drew Brees' fine ass.

Chi Chi Felipe 160,410 12
02/07/2010 04:39 PM

I used to watch the Superbowl for the commercials, but there is too much raw sexuality in them which could lead to masturbation, which is a sin.

Pramable Lectern 53,493 11
02/07/2010 05:20 PM

. The walls could be falling down around me and I would be more concerned with making a fist

Fixed your post, hehe!

TWSS - Yup. 14,742 8
02/07/2010 08:08 PM

HEY!! I think I see a secret illegible message in the stands! ZOMG!

Nerd, Admiral of the MS Painter. 26,869 10
02/07/2010 08:09 PM

I think it says rtfghuybkoliuhygtrfd.

Nerd, Admiral of the MS Painter. 26,869 10
02/07/2010 08:10 PM

Did John/Jeff do that under the pretense it was for Michael Jackson? I can't remember.

Cyberwhere? 308 4
02/07/2010 08:26 PM

That halftime show WAS a prank! It sucked!!

Whistler P. McManus 141,594 23
02/07/2010 08:59 PM

As far as performances by The Who, it did suck. As far as rock performances by people over the age of 70, and as far as Super Bowl halftime shows, though, it was probably the best ever.

Thud 53,122 10
02/07/2010 09:18 PM

The only think I'm looking for from the SuperBowl is who wins. I'm basically interested in which city is going to have the riots.



Okay, to be fair I'm also looking for evidence of halftime pranks.

Whistler P. McManus 141,594 23
02/07/2010 09:39 PM

I'm basically interested in which city is going to have the riots.


I think you're in for disappointment. Indianapolis is too polite for riots and there's nothing left to destroy in New Orleans.

Thud 53,122 10
02/07/2010 09:40 PM

Poodle poop. Oh well, there's always the fun of March Madness to look forward to.

Nerd, Admiral of the MS Painter. 26,869 10
02/07/2010 09:48 PM

Great, now God is going to have to destroy New Orleans again.

Fratberry 219,200 13
02/07/2010 11:06 PM

Abe Vigoda got sacked in a Snickers commercial. It was beautiful.

Pramable Lectern 53,493 11
02/07/2010 11:12 PM

The only think I'm looking for from the SuperBowl is who wins. I'm basically interested in which city is going to have the riots.

Does The Raiders count as a city?

Big Irish Guy 176,050 10
02/07/2010 11:14 PM

These days the Raiders barely count as a team.

Ravos: Accidental Ganesh 34,385 10
02/08/2010 08:31 AM

Good Christ and all his filthy, good intentioned disciples

Except that Judas guy. He's a bit of a dick.

Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 55,641 21
02/08/2010 08:32 AM

I was pulling for the Colts, but apparently they passed out on the couch about the same time I did.

Meh. At least I won the pool.

dinesh 21,845 14
02/08/2010 09:35 AM

personal foul, copying a post to/from facebook. 15 yards.

Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 55,641 21
02/08/2010 09:54 AM

I only have like 4 of you Frosters friend-ed on facebook so it's not a huge overlap.

Ravos: Accidental Ganesh 34,385 10
02/08/2010 10:07 AM

Welcome to the Juuuuuuungle!

dinesh 21,845 14
02/08/2010 11:15 AM

I made a list!

Randall Cleveland 43,809 9
02/08/2010 12:08 PM

Blargh! Football is so dumb because I do not like it! Stay tuned for 129 stop-motion animation posts that I know you all find riveting!

UnderChickens- you know you wanna b 238,110 14
02/08/2010 12:27 PM

I chose not to go find a TV and watch it. I admit it.

Still, I would have liked to see a half BEGIN with an offsides kick that lead to a comeback win.

Fratberry 219,200 13
02/08/2010 01:31 PM

Blargh! Football is so dumb because I do not like it! Stay tuned for 129 stop-motion animation posts that I know you all find riveting!

Heh.

Cyco Ivan 9,060 6
02/08/2010 01:48 PM

Blargh! Football is so dumb because I do not like it! Stay tuned for 129 stop-motion animation posts that I know you all find riveting!

You sound fat.

Pramable Lectern 53,493 11
02/08/2010 01:57 PM

Man, when the tough gets funny, Randall goes pro. He has a good point though, I need to take up something more fascinating... Like drawing dicks, or basket weaving. Or weaving baskets and drawing dicks on them.

Randall Cleveland 43,809 9
02/08/2010 02:00 PM

I would buy a dick-weaved basket.

Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 55,641 21
02/08/2010 02:28 PM

Dude me too. That'd be impressive.

Fratberry 219,200 13
02/08/2010 03:42 PM

How about a basket touched by a dick?

"Next, on an all new Touched by a Dick..."

Ditdah 115,023 10
02/08/2010 05:28 PM

I'd like a basket with the pattern of a dick woven into it. Not like it would have much use, but it would be an interesting conversation starter. I'd use it as a bread basket at a family gathering just to freak people out.

Of course, knowing my family, they wouldn't even care. I need to find some more normal people to annoy.

Pramable Lectern 53,493 11
02/08/2010 07:01 PM

I'll get to the dick baskets later, but first I'm going to crochet doilies that look like a vagina.

Fratberry 219,200 13
02/08/2010 07:03 PM

I think Dit already has a set of those. Or are those salt and pepper shakers?

Ditdah 115,023 10
02/08/2010 07:17 PM

They're not doilies, they're potholders. So I can get my hand up in one when I want to grab something hot.

Pramable Lectern 53,493 11
02/08/2010 07:21 PM

Beer cozies, then.

Pramable Lectern 53,493 11
02/08/2010 07:43 PM

...for wide bottom mugs.

Chi Chi Felipe 160,410 12
02/08/2010 08:05 PM

Wide bottom mugs, you make the rocking world go 'round.

WhyMi 839 5
02/08/2010 08:32 PM

Being one (of at least two of us here) from "Colts Country", I have to say I wanted to be the first in line in front of the Manning household this morning.....



With a dozen rotten eggs, some 3 ply TP and a can of spray paint to cover his car with "YOU COULDN'T THROUGH A PASS TO SAVE YOUR ASS!"

Unfortunately ...I got lost trying to find his house I'm to far from Indy to make the drive.

I mean COME ON, he throws ONE interception then every pass after that he can't hit ANYONE?

Pubah 47,451 11
02/09/2010 08:40 PM

Give him a break...the man was flawless up to that point (his receivers had to much sun tan oil on their hands)...

Speaking of Boobs,
Who's the biggest boob:
Lebron James for failing to shake hands after Games 7, then making up a lame excuse?

Payton Manning for going strait to the locker room after losing Superbowl?

Or

Dick Cheney for claiming he had a backache and spending Inaguration Day in a wheel chair?

WhyMi 839 5
02/10/2010 10:08 AM

Think they're all tied.

KChiki - Still not Chi Chi! 50,447 11
02/10/2010 10:10 AM

They're not doilies, they're potholders. So I can get my hand up in one when I want to grab something hot.

This is my favorite post lately.

Pramable Lectern 53,493 11
02/10/2010 10:26 AM

YOU COULDN'T THROUGH A PASS

No one can through a pass. It's impossible. You'd have to travel at the speed of the ball, and get in the air pocket by tucking in your feet as you flew forward with your arms at your side like a little boy who was told by a lifeguard to try swimming to the bottom of a pool that way with his eyes closed (I needed dental work after that).

Physically, though, there's no way to do it, unless maybe you were fired out of a cannon and the ball was fired out of another cannon in the same direction, and the timing was just right.

WhyMi 839 5
02/10/2010 03:44 PM

Through is how they SPELL THROW in Central Indiana, didn't you know that?

(ok, neither did I but meh)

Big Irish Guy 176,050 10
02/10/2010 04:13 PM

Pubah,

I have no problem with Manning not shaking hands after the game. His explanation was acceptable and fair. Brees and the Saints were celebrating and the media was all over them. He did not want to fight his way through the media to make it about him. Also, he had to make 500 new commercials for next season. And punch Eli for looking like he has Down Syndrome.

Pubah 47,451 11
02/11/2010 06:54 PM

For once, B.I.G., we agree...

...My 'winner' is Dick (a name he's earned the old fashioned way) Cheney...

LeBron is a close second

and

Peyton Manning was included cause I heard somewhere that comedy, like death, comes in three's.