Nerd, Admiral of the MS Painter. 27,000 12
02/07/2010 03:33 PM

CONGRATS!! You're Codependent!

Nerd, Admiral of the MS Painter. 27,000 12
02/07/2010 03:35 PM

And thanks for the post Rock Lobster.

Nerd, Admiral of the MS Painter. 27,000 12
02/07/2010 03:36 PM

THHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SUN'LLLL COMMMEEEE OUTTTTT, TOOOOOMORROW!!!!!

Blue Suede Shempxistential Blues 22,212 16
02/07/2010 04:36 PM

Have you ever had an epiphany that made you want to eat a gun?

Laying in bed at 1:30 in the morning, I just realized that no one in my life has ever cared about me as much as I cared about them.

Aaaaand GO.





Fag.

Blue Suede Shempxistential Blues 22,212 16
02/07/2010 04:41 PM

Have you ever had an epiphany that made you want to eat a gun?

Laying in bed at 1:30 in the morning, I just realized that no one in my life has ever cared about me as much as I cared about them.

Aaaaand GO.




You and Lobstah should get together and talk about your feelings.

Maybe hug and cry a little.

Maybe hold hands and give each other a peck on the cheek.

Oh, yeah that's nice, hug again.

Now kiss.

Yeah, maybe open your mouths a little.

Caress her side boob.


Ok let me stop here and make sure you understand you are to record all this.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
02/07/2010 05:28 PM

Shemp, one fattie in a homemade lesbian porno is good. Two fatties is not good. You have to give us a little variety.

Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 61,959 36
02/07/2010 10:13 PM

Dear Cinder,

STFU and stop lobstering up the place. You already got a free vibrator for your "strife" and it's time to move on.

With (tough) love,
Taco

MungChamp 35,886 35
02/07/2010 10:36 PM

Dear Cinder,

Once you understand the social order of male - female relationships you can better manage your expectations.



Challah at me

- Mung

Barefoot Chance 171,220 14
02/07/2010 10:53 PM

This is so not true Cinder! I love you JUST as much as you love me! Promise!

Fratberry 277,318 52
02/07/2010 10:54 PM

Whenever I'm feeling down I always feel that this makes me feel that I'm not alone in the world.

Barefoot Chance 171,220 14
02/07/2010 10:57 PM

So Mung, by your graph I take it that bitches aint nothing but hoes & tricks?

Cinderblock 27,522 24
02/07/2010 11:12 PM

Eh, I wasn't depressed. I watched some Futurama 'til my headache went away.

Also, Pandora is not real.

MungChamp 35,886 35
02/07/2010 11:16 PM

From the chart it is clear that a segment of the bitch population is neither hoe nor trick.

However, the overall assumption that can be gleaned from the statistical study is that hoes, bitches and tricks aint Shakespeare to me.

Cinderblock 27,522 24
02/07/2010 11:18 PM

Also, the land of Make Believe? It's make believe.

Cinderblock 27,522 24
02/07/2010 11:24 PM

Heh. Last night my post originally meant to be about that Pandora article and I forgot to link to it. Let the beatings begin. At least some of us are lucky enough to die in paradise. Nothing kills a movie experience like a fat Asian guy stroking out next to you.

WhyMi 3,545 12
02/08/2010 10:12 AM

PULL!>>>BANG<<<<

Chi Chi Felipe 161,287 14
02/08/2010 10:15 AM

One time I woke up because someone on GAB had written something that made me so mad, I just couldn't hold off until the morning to post my scathing reply. I didn't post it, instead I jerked off.

Cinderblock 27,522 24
02/08/2010 12:44 PM

Bah. So I am retarded, and because the concept of "Ctrl+C/Crtl+V" is too complicated for me, I forgot to link to that Avatar article in my first post with something like, "More importantly, how can I live in a world that's not Pandora?", so this just sounded whiny. It was late. That's what you get for wanting to share crap you find on Geekologie at 1:30 am. So: I, Cinder Q. Block, do forthwith accept the ridicule that I so verily deserve for posting this unintentional Lobster-esque article. I hereby recognize that I need to STFU or GTFO.

In conclusion:
1. Derp.
2. I have an extra 21st chromosome.
3. Profit!

Thud 66,695 17
02/08/2010 12:49 PM

I hereby recognize that I need to STFU or GTFO.

You forgot SUYT.

Cinderblock 27,522 24
02/08/2010 12:53 PM

Not until my 12th birthday!

Octopus Carrying Dinosaur 1,029 12
02/08/2010 12:57 PM

One time I woke up because someone on GAB had written something that made me so mad, I just couldn't hold off until the morning to post my scathing reply. I didn't post it, instead I jerked off.

Following that methodology, I'd never make it out of my apartment.

Jeeni.app 43,373 49
02/08/2010 01:00 PM

Cinder, you've gotta love yourself first before others can love you.

I'm sure the men on Zug would appreciate a video of this process.

Chi Chi Felipe 161,287 14
02/08/2010 01:02 PM

I used to take my Internet pretty seriously. I'm so glad I discovered radical Islam.

Cinderblock 27,522 24
02/08/2010 01:03 PM

I do love myself, I was attempting (TERRIBLY) to set it up for the Avatar article. My boyfriend dumped me a month ago, but the most upsetting thing to happen to me in the part 24 hours is realizing that my favorite sweater has fuzzies, and I can't find my de-fuzzy thing.

Pramable Lectern 78,171 40
02/08/2010 01:04 PM

Cinder- yeah. I found the best thing to do is stop caring. Empathy Frosts everything up!

Cinderblock 27,522 24
02/08/2010 01:07 PM

How can I stop caring when Sarah McLachlin keeps coming on TV and talking about puppies???

Nerd, Admiral of the MS Painter. 27,000 12
02/08/2010 01:14 PM

Oh my God I hate that Frost-ing commercial. I love animals/hate people as much as the next person but that's such a Frost-ing depressing series of photos.

I just realized that all these firearms I have are to hunt people.

Alpha Maelstrom (click name for disclaimer) 5,097 14
02/08/2010 01:53 PM

If you only JUST realized that, why did you have them?

Nerd, Admiral of the MS Painter. 27,000 12
02/08/2010 03:38 PM

Because I want to hunt people, I thought that was pretty clear.

I'm no Poe liberal, I carry a Glock 17 with hollow points even when I buy groceries. Eat a dick Democrats.

Blue Suede Shempxistential Blues 22,212 16
02/08/2010 03:42 PM

Depressing Revelations


And God so loved his people, he murdered them all.

Jeeni.app 43,373 49
02/09/2010 02:15 AM

my favorite sweater has fuzzies, and I can't find my de-fuzzy thing.

Pumice stone works awesome on sweater fuzz. Try it, you'll love it. It will change your whole outlook on life!

Nerd, Admiral of the MS Painter. 27,000 12
02/09/2010 02:17 AM

Pumice stone also works great on sanding down the Human Papalona Virus, I heard.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
02/09/2010 02:56 AM

All you people who wear acrylic sweaters are dead to me.



Dead.

Jeeni.app 43,373 49
02/09/2010 05:16 AM

Frost you, Whistler. Wool gets fuzzballs too, damnit.

Jeeni - Still not Jenni 43,373 49
02/10/2010 03:43 AM

Sorry, that was pretty harsh. I wouldn't get caught dead in an acrylic sweater, Whistler.

Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 61,959 36
02/10/2010 04:16 AM

I'm wearing a green sweater right now and quite frankly I don't give a damn what it's made out of because it's 30 degrees out with a wind chill down to 13.

Duke Ravos IV 62,361 20
02/10/2010 04:20 AM

Pirates like sweaters that are Arrrrrrgyle.

KChiki - Still not Chi Chi! 124,281 89
02/10/2010 04:25 AM

I've always been the "baby" in my social circles, so my recent depressing revelation was that I am older than the guy stationed overseas in Iraq that I'm sending a care package to.

Jeeni - Still not Jenni 43,373 49
02/10/2010 04:38 AM

Wool is the best insulator for this kind of weather, but I wouldn't have it on my bare skin. Itchy, itchy, itchy!

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
02/10/2010 06:29 AM

Tongue depressors make better craft supplies than popsicle sticks but the they don't come with a delicious treat.

peoriagrace 6,153 11
02/10/2010 07:34 AM

My sister has stage four mouth cancer; on the upside My sister has stage four mouth cancer and they will have to take out her lower jaw. Unless she has more cancer hidden in her body; then it will be hospice care.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
02/10/2010 08:31 AM

Dips on her stereo.

peoriagrace 6,153 11
02/10/2010 04:45 PM

Did you mean dibs on her stereo or you'll bring the dips for her wake?

dinesh 24,837 15
02/10/2010 10:28 PM

welcome to the joke!

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
02/10/2010 10:41 PM

There is always alcohol.

Phla hab a code 130,632 34
02/11/2010 12:02 AM

... To preserve the body and make Cinderblock infused vodka.

Brad Poynter 35,418 48
02/11/2010 12:25 AM

Cinder, everytime I read this title I think its about how you got penis pics from an online romance and it looked like a tiny mushroom.

Disco Bob 4,322 8
02/11/2010 12:44 AM

Last night I grabbed the last beer and looked at the clock only to realize it was 6 past midnight. In Texas they stop selling beer at midnight. I was so depressed I had to drink whiskey to get over it.

Cinderblock 27,522 24
02/11/2010 01:28 AM

At least some mushrooms will make you trip ballz when you lick them.

High Priestess sayth: GEAUX SAINTS! 58,193 29
02/11/2010 01:30 AM

At least some mushrooms will make you trip ballz when you lick them.

At least some Balls are covered with mushrooms when you lick them.


Fixed?

SHP 181,263 70
02/11/2010 06:05 AM

I poured 5+ years of my life into this forum, collected some hundred thousand plus clicks, and just now this morning got my cherry busted on Zug.

I beg to differ.

KChiki - Still not Chi Chi! 124,281 89
02/11/2010 06:12 AM

Ess-Aytch-PEE!!!

SHP 181,263 70
02/11/2010 06:18 AM

Coming back here seems a lot like visiting a place you used to work. A lot of the people are the same, and some of the scenery is the same, but you still feel like a stranger in a strange land. But, I got a 404 error when I first tried to log in. It was like a warm hug... the kind that leaves a questionable wet spot on your hip, but a warm hug nonetheless.