Nerd, Admiral of the MS Painter. 26,869 10
02/08/2010 01:33 AM

CONGRATS!! You're Codependent!

Nerd, Admiral of the MS Painter. 26,869 10
02/08/2010 01:35 AM

And thanks for the post Rock Lobster.

Nerd, Admiral of the MS Painter. 26,869 10
02/08/2010 01:36 AM

THHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SUN'LLLL COMMMEEEE OUTTTTT, TOOOOOMORROW!!!!!

Blue Suede Shempxistential Blues 16,352 9
02/08/2010 02:36 AM

Have you ever had an epiphany that made you want to eat a gun?

Laying in bed at 1:30 in the morning, I just realized that no one in my life has ever cared about me as much as I cared about them.

Aaaaand GO.





Fag.

Blue Suede Shempxistential Blues 16,352 9
02/08/2010 02:41 AM

Have you ever had an epiphany that made you want to eat a gun?

Laying in bed at 1:30 in the morning, I just realized that no one in my life has ever cared about me as much as I cared about them.

Aaaaand GO.




You and Lobstah should get together and talk about your feelings.

Maybe hug and cry a little.

Maybe hold hands and give each other a peck on the cheek.

Oh, yeah that's nice, hug again.

Now kiss.

Yeah, maybe open your mouths a little.

Caress her side boob.


Ok let me stop here and make sure you understand you are to record all this.

Whistler P. McManus 141,347 23
02/08/2010 03:28 AM

Shemp, one fattie in a homemade lesbian porno is good. Two fatties is not good. You have to give us a little variety.

Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 55,533 20
02/08/2010 08:13 AM

Dear Cinder,

STFU and stop lobstering up the place. You already got a free vibrator for your "strife" and it's time to move on.

With (tough) love,
Taco

MungChamp 22,451 16
02/08/2010 08:36 AM

Dear Cinder,

Once you understand the social order of male - female relationships you can better manage your expectations.



Challah at me

- Mung

Barefoot Chance 168,208 11
02/08/2010 08:53 AM

This is so not true Cinder! I love you JUST as much as you love me! Promise!

Fratberry 219,034 13
02/08/2010 08:54 AM

Whenever I'm feeling down I always feel that this makes me feel that I'm not alone in the world.

Barefoot Chance 168,208 11
02/08/2010 08:57 AM

So Mung, by your graph I take it that bitches aint nothing but hoes & tricks?

Cinderblock 19,807 10
02/08/2010 09:12 AM

Eh, I wasn't depressed. I watched some Futurama 'til my headache went away.

Also, Pandora is not real.

MungChamp 22,451 16
02/08/2010 09:16 AM

From the chart it is clear that a segment of the bitch population is neither hoe nor trick.

However, the overall assumption that can be gleaned from the statistical study is that hoes, bitches and tricks aint Shakespeare to me.

Cinderblock 19,807 10
02/08/2010 09:18 AM

Also, the land of Make Believe? It's make believe.

Cinderblock 19,807 10
02/08/2010 09:24 AM

Heh. Last night my post originally meant to be about that Pandora article and I forgot to link to it. Let the beatings begin. At least some of us are lucky enough to die in paradise. Nothing kills a movie experience like a fat Asian guy stroking out next to you.

WhyMi 839 5
02/08/2010 08:12 PM

PULL!>>>BANG<<<<

Chi Chi Felipe 160,404 12
02/08/2010 08:15 PM

One time I woke up because someone on GAB had written something that made me so mad, I just couldn't hold off until the morning to post my scathing reply. I didn't post it, instead I jerked off.

Cinderblock 19,807 10
02/08/2010 10:44 PM

Bah. So I am retarded, and because the concept of "Ctrl+C/Crtl+V" is too complicated for me, I forgot to link to that Avatar article in my first post with something like, "More importantly, how can I live in a world that's not Pandora?", so this just sounded whiny. It was late. That's what you get for wanting to share crap you find on Geekologie at 1:30 am. So: I, Cinder Q. Block, do forthwith accept the ridicule that I so verily deserve for posting this unintentional Lobster-esque article. I hereby recognize that I need to STFU or GTFO.

In conclusion:
1. Derp.
2. I have an extra 21st chromosome.
3. Profit!

Thud 53,098 10
02/08/2010 10:49 PM

I hereby recognize that I need to STFU or GTFO.

You forgot SUYT.

Cinderblock 19,807 10
02/08/2010 10:53 PM

Not until my 12th birthday!

Octopus Carrying Dinosaur 1,015 10
02/08/2010 10:57 PM

One time I woke up because someone on GAB had written something that made me so mad, I just couldn't hold off until the morning to post my scathing reply. I didn't post it, instead I jerked off.

Following that methodology, I'd never make it out of my apartment.

Jeeni.app 11,018 10
02/08/2010 11:00 PM

Cinder, you've gotta love yourself first before others can love you.

I'm sure the men on Zug would appreciate a video of this process.

Chi Chi Felipe 160,404 12
02/08/2010 11:02 PM

I used to take my Internet pretty seriously. I'm so glad I discovered radical Islam.

Cinderblock 19,807 10
02/08/2010 11:03 PM

I do love myself, I was attempting (TERRIBLY) to set it up for the Avatar article. My boyfriend dumped me a month ago, but the most upsetting thing to happen to me in the part 24 hours is realizing that my favorite sweater has fuzzies, and I can't find my de-fuzzy thing.

Pramable Lectern 53,174 9
02/08/2010 11:04 PM

Cinder- yeah. I found the best thing to do is stop caring. Empathy Frosts everything up!

Cinderblock 19,807 10
02/08/2010 11:07 PM

How can I stop caring when Sarah McLachlin keeps coming on TV and talking about puppies???

Nerd, Admiral of the MS Painter. 26,869 10
02/08/2010 11:14 PM

Oh my God I hate that Frost-ing commercial. I love animals/hate people as much as the next person but that's such a Frost-ing depressing series of photos.

I just realized that all these firearms I have are to hunt people.

Alpha Maelstrom (click name for disclaimer) 5,092 13
02/08/2010 11:53 PM

If you only JUST realized that, why did you have them?

Nerd, Admiral of the MS Painter. 26,869 10
02/09/2010 01:38 AM

Because I want to hunt people, I thought that was pretty clear.

I'm no Poe liberal, I carry a Glock 17 with hollow points even when I buy groceries. Eat a dick Democrats.

Blue Suede Shempxistential Blues 16,352 9
02/09/2010 01:42 AM

Depressing Revelations


And God so loved his people, he murdered them all.

Jeeni.app 11,018 10
02/09/2010 12:15 PM

my favorite sweater has fuzzies, and I can't find my de-fuzzy thing.

Pumice stone works awesome on sweater fuzz. Try it, you'll love it. It will change your whole outlook on life!

Nerd, Admiral of the MS Painter. 26,869 10
02/09/2010 12:17 PM

Pumice stone also works great on sanding down the Human Papalona Virus, I heard.

Whistler P. McManus 141,347 23
02/09/2010 12:56 PM

All you people who wear acrylic sweaters are dead to me.



Dead.

Jeeni.app 11,018 10
02/09/2010 03:16 PM

Frost you, Whistler. Wool gets fuzzballs too, damnit.

Jeeni - Still not Jenni 11,018 10
02/10/2010 01:43 PM

Sorry, that was pretty harsh. I wouldn't get caught dead in an acrylic sweater, Whistler.

Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 55,533 20
02/10/2010 02:16 PM

I'm wearing a green sweater right now and quite frankly I don't give a damn what it's made out of because it's 30 degrees out with a wind chill down to 13.

Duke Ravos IV 34,184 10
02/10/2010 02:20 PM

Pirates like sweaters that are Arrrrrrgyle.

KChiki - Still not Chi Chi! 50,399 11
02/10/2010 02:25 PM

I've always been the "baby" in my social circles, so my recent depressing revelation was that I am older than the guy stationed overseas in Iraq that I'm sending a care package to.

Jeeni - Still not Jenni 11,018 10
02/10/2010 02:38 PM

Wool is the best insulator for this kind of weather, but I wouldn't have it on my bare skin. Itchy, itchy, itchy!

Big Irish Guy 175,391 10
02/10/2010 04:29 PM

Tongue depressors make better craft supplies than popsicle sticks but the they don't come with a delicious treat.

peoriagrace 5,962 9
02/10/2010 05:34 PM

My sister has stage four mouth cancer; on the upside My sister has stage four mouth cancer and they will have to take out her lower jaw. Unless she has more cancer hidden in her body; then it will be hospice care.

Big Irish Guy 175,391 10
02/10/2010 06:31 PM

Dips on her stereo.

peoriagrace 5,962 9
02/11/2010 02:45 AM

Did you mean dibs on her stereo or you'll bring the dips for her wake?

dinesh 21,828 14
02/11/2010 08:28 AM

welcome to the joke!

Dogs Akimbo 158,667 11
02/11/2010 08:41 AM

There is always alcohol.

Phla hab a code 103,007 12
02/11/2010 10:02 AM

... To preserve the body and make Cinderblock infused vodka.

Brad Poynter 7,149 7
02/11/2010 10:25 AM

Cinder, everytime I read this title I think its about how you got penis pics from an online romance and it looked like a tiny mushroom.

Disco Bob 2,233 5
02/11/2010 10:44 AM

Last night I grabbed the last beer and looked at the clock only to realize it was 6 past midnight. In Texas they stop selling beer at midnight. I was so depressed I had to drink whiskey to get over it.

Cinderblock 19,807 10
02/11/2010 11:28 AM

At least some mushrooms will make you trip ballz when you lick them.

High Priestess sayth: GEAUX SAINTS! 48,927 13
02/11/2010 11:30 AM

At least some mushrooms will make you trip ballz when you lick them.

At least some Balls are covered with mushrooms when you lick them.


Fixed?

SHP 126,044 11
02/11/2010 04:05 PM

I poured 5+ years of my life into this forum, collected some hundred thousand plus clicks, and just now this morning got my cherry busted on Zug.

I beg to differ.

KChiki - Still not Chi Chi! 50,399 11
02/11/2010 04:12 PM

Ess-Aytch-PEE!!!

SHP 126,044 11
02/11/2010 04:18 PM

Coming back here seems a lot like visiting a place you used to work. A lot of the people are the same, and some of the scenery is the same, but you still feel like a stranger in a strange land. But, I got a 404 error when I first tried to log in. It was like a warm hug... the kind that leaves a questionable wet spot on your hip, but a warm hug nonetheless.