How To: Give Your Office a Princess Makeover A video
by Jenni Maier 1,458 13 02/08/2010 01:59 AM 1639 views
Work is hard enough without an insensitive boss piling on assignments and impossible deadlines. Help him get in touch with his more sensitive side by turning his office into an extension of a Disney World theme park.
You Will Need:
Pink wrapping paper
Princess sheets
Pink curling ribbon
Princess tablecloth
Various princess props
Princess DVD
Tape
Scissors
Screwdriver
Thumbtacks
Instructions:
1. Remove everything from the desk.
2. Wallpaper the walls with the pink wrapping paper.
3. Remove the blinds with a screwdriver.
4. Hang up the princess sheets over the windows with the thumbtacks.
5. Curl long strands of the ribbon with a pair of scissors and hang them from the ceiling.
6. Wrap any bookcases in the pink wrapping paper.
7. Put the tableclothson the desk.
8. Find a place for the assorted props.
9. Pop the princess DVD into the computer and blast the volume.
Last but not least, hand your boss a sparkly tiara and a bag of popcorn. If the prank goes over well (and your co-workers are really procrastinating), there's the chance you could spend the afternoon watching Sleeping Beauty.
I never got the thing with parents teaching little girls to be princesses. "It's okay to be a high-maintenance queen in training for your entire childhood, honey. We'll wait on you like royalty."
Dude, it's about getting to wear the flashiest clothes, the blingiest bling, be filthy rich, and sing and dance. And since girls like to emulate other girls, that leaves out Elton John, Liberace and Elvis.
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