How To: Turn a Cubicle into a Living Room
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by Jenni Maier  1,458  13
02/08/2010 02:01 AM 1113 views
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Do you have an uptight co-worker who won't even loosen up during alcohol-fueled office parties? Help him learn to relax by turning his cubicle into a living room.
You Will Need:
Lock and Fold wood flooring
Plywood
Mahogany wood stain
Wall trim
Polyurethane panel adhesive
Nice desk
Large floor plant
Small rug
Arm Chair
Decorative lamp
Tape measure
Instructions:
1. Measure the cubiclef‚„s floor and walls and buy enough wood to cover both.
2. Stain the plywood and wall trim with the mahogany stain.
3. Remove everything from the cubicle.
4. Put down the wood flooring by fitting the pieces together as you lay them down.
5. Attach the plywood and wall trim to the cubicle walls using the polyurethane panel adhesive.
6. Move the desk into the cubicle and set up the computer on it.
7. Put all of the rest of the props (rug, chair, plant, lamp) in place.
Get bonus points for the prank by figuring out how to install a working fireplace. It will feel just like home and there's no way your co-worker won't loosen up enough to at least start checking his Facebook at work.
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Hilarious
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Sully 601  9
02/08/2010 11:40 PM
Wow! So all I need to do is spend $5,000 to get a prank with about 10 seconds worth of shock value? I'm all over it!
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DildoMingoDemento 1,133 3
02/09/2010 02:23 AM
A. I think we 'got it' from the picture, without the instructions.
B. It's not really a prank, it's just a nice thing to do for someone you care about.
C. All these "how to's" are ancient and Shakespearee.
D. Please stop it now!
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Chuckleworthy
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Cyco Ivan 11,324 11
02/09/2010 02:27 AM
You forgot to add 3 or 4 douchebags to the list of parts.
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Amusing
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DildoMingoDeludo 1,133 3
02/09/2010 02:42 AM
The 'correct' term is turdburglars..
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regina4271987 2 6
02/09/2010 10:15 AM
I like this idea! Why is everyone being so rude? I would probably do this for myself though, before I do anything nice for anyone else.
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Cyberjar88 916 8
02/09/2010 10:35 AM
fesezs
WTF?!?!?
A bit of advice for future postings: DON'T USE WORD!
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DildoMingoDeludo 1,133 3
02/09/2010 10:42 AM
A bit of advice for future posting: SPEAK Frost-ing ENGLISH!!
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Fratberry 277,313 52
02/09/2010 10:52 AM
I worked in a cubicle farm for a year. I would have killed for one of those. I probably would have started showing up to work in a smoking jacket and carrying a pipe.
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