Thank you, Live
A comedy conversation
by Pramable Lectern  78,171  40
02/08/2010 08:59 AM 149 views
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No, seriously, thank you, all of you for helping me find my inner funny. The first two years on this messageboard were hard. It's not easy to know what to say to "say something funny". But now I know that the answer to that involves hotdogs and duct tape- which people who have been here awhile use to gag the hecklers and feed them at the same time, while also leaving a really cool tape slime on their face.
Only two years ago, you could say "stop ruining this thread", but now you say "stop Pramming up the thread". I feel like I invented something terrible that will be around long after I've forgotten my password and moved on.
I think that posting here is good practice for performing in a hostile club, because whether or not the heckling is done in print or in person, it still hurts and makes my hemorrhoids flare up. I'd rather have it be in person, because people can actually see you pull your ass cheeks apart every few minutes or try to grind the pain away on the edge of the bar stool or microphone stand (guitar pick holders are the best)
Man, it's been almost four years since I started posting here. It's crazy how time flies, and I've met all kinds of ugly fat pregnant people. I plan to stick around, though, and look forward to watching the new people hone their comedy talents until they can be as funny as a B.I.G., Lobster Taco, Squirrely Bill Taco, or Ravos.
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Hilarious
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Fratberry 277,289  52
02/08/2010 09:04 AM
Stop Pramming up the thread.
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Pramable Lectern 78,171 40
02/08/2010 09:13 AM
I'll stop Pramming it up when you stop Fratting all over it!
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Chuckleworthy
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Ditdah 123,092 14
02/08/2010 09:14 AM
You're welcome.
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Pramable Lectern 78,171 40 copy, paste, edit
02/08/2010 09:24 AM
until they can be as funny as Ditdah.
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Fratberry 277,289 52 attempts to beat a compliment out of Pram with a hostile club
02/08/2010 09:25 AM
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Nerd, Admiral of the MS Painter. 27,000 12
02/08/2010 09:34 AM
You guys above me are about as funny as A.I.D.S.
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Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 61,959 36
02/08/2010 09:34 AM
I accidentally had Applebees for dinner. I am posting this from the bathroom.
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Pramable Lectern 78,171 40
02/08/2010 09:41 AM
Frat- I like your... OOF. your.. OOF.
I like your oof.
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Thud 66,695 17
02/08/2010 10:05 AM
We'll miss you. Take care, write often.
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Chuckleworthy
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Pramable Lectern 78,171 40
02/08/2010 10:08 AM
Oh no, you don't...
I have thought this over and have decided to get my Live password tattooed on my armpit.
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Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 61,959 36
02/08/2010 10:09 AM
Go with your taint instead. That way if someone wants to steal your password they have to fondle your gear to get it.
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Hilarious
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Chi Chi Felipe 161,287 14
02/08/2010 10:13 AM
You guys above me are about as funny as A.I.D.S.
Whoa, whoa. Let's be fair here, AIDS is pretty hilarious.
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Pramable Lectern 78,171 40
02/08/2010 10:19 AM
Go with your taint instead. That way if someone wants to steal your password they have to fondle your gear to get it.
You don't have to hint around, Taco. I'll give you my password!
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Funny
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Ditdah 123,092 14
02/08/2010 10:25 AM
To be honest, I didn't read what you wrote. I'm still confused by it, but I like you now so I don't really care that you sometimes don't make sense.
A few years ago, however, I would have told you off. But I probably would have been drunk so that wouldn't make sense either.
Purple crayons don't taste like grapes.
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Amusing
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WhyMi 3,545 12
02/08/2010 10:39 AM
We'll [strike]miss you.[/strike] Take care,[b]to[/b] write you off[strike]often[/strike].
Fixed it for ya. No charge.
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WhyMi 3,545 12 hangs head in shame, holds shame under water for 30 mins.
02/08/2010 10:40 AM
I. Have. Failed. (again)
Damn HTML
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Chuckleworthy
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Jeeni.app 43,355 49 creates a recommendation letter
02/08/2010 12:56 PM
To Whom it May Concern,
Pram has made me laugh a lot recently. I believe he has a future in both comedy and stop-motion animation. I wish him the best in his endeavors.
Sincerely,
An Internet Stranger
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Chi Chi Felipe 161,287 14
02/08/2010 12:57 PM
Double fail. That's not really HTML.
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Amusing
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Pramable Lectern 78,171 40
02/08/2010 01:09 PM
To be honest, I didn't read what you wrote. I'm still confused by it, but I like you now so I don't really care that you sometimes don't make sense.
It kinda bugs me when people don't understand what I write, especially when I put so much thought into what I want to say. But when you say you don't read it, how can you expect to understand it? That's like saying, "hey, I got you flowers. I know your favorites are roses, but those are expensive. So I got you...Hell, I don't know. I just grabbed a wad of whatever, didn't even look at it. Probably Orange Lilies".
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Chi Chi Felipe 161,287 14
02/08/2010 01:10 PM
"I've never seen flowers that are on fire before."
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Pramable Lectern 78,171 40
02/08/2010 01:20 PM
...and then...
"oh whoops, they're just a bunch of begonias, haha! (Like I said, I didn't look)".
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Pramable Lectern 78,171 40
02/08/2010 01:21 PM
I believe he has a future in both comedy and stop-motion animation.
HAY, WHAT ABOUT MUSIC?
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Chuckleworthy
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Chi Chi Felipe 161,287 14
02/08/2010 01:31 PM
Damn, I failed my own shtick.
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Chuckleworthy
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dasypygal-unwaxed 12,071 15
02/08/2010 04:50 PM
I just grabbed a wad of whatever,
You don't have to bring me roses as long as you keep grabbing a wad of whatever.
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UnderWhere? 99,723 76
02/08/2010 09:42 PM
Pram I would have said "thank you and we love you!!111!" but you failed to mention my name in your post.
So, yeah...we're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B. We have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get. So if you could just go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific, OK?
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Ravos: Accidental Ganesh 62,358 20
02/08/2010 09:52 PM
I feel like I invented something terrible that will be around long after I've forgotten my password and moved on.
You aren't fooling anyone, Pram. We know you can never leave.
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Funny
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Bill the Squirrel 53,128 53
02/09/2010 12:25 AM
Hey, I made a list, kinda.
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Ditdah 123,092 14
02/09/2010 07:13 AM
But when you say you don't read it, how can you expect to understand it?
I hadn't read it when I posted "You're welcome." Once I went back and read it, I didn't totally understand it all.
Why am I even bothering to explain this? No one cares if I read a post or not. Have the people here probably don't know who I am. Pram, do you even know who I am?
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Funny
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Pramable Lectern 78,171 40
02/09/2010 07:34 AM
So, yeah...we're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B
Have you seen my stapler?
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Pramable Lectern 78,171 40
02/09/2010 07:35 AM
Pram, do you even know who I am?
NOOOOO...
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Pubah 54,888 17
02/09/2010 10:31 AM
You're welcome...
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