Happy Birthday Chit!
A comedy conversation
by Jeeni.app  10,957  10
02/09/2010 02:40 AM 83 views
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Holy Chit! Happy Birthday!
I'm going to make enchilladas in honor of your birthday. If I lived close, I'd bring you a plate.
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UnderWhere? 72,702  15
02/09/2010 07:31 AM
Beat me to it Jeeni!
Happy Birthday Chit! You are teh awesome. If I lived near you, you would totally be getting laid right now.
Um, not with me though, I'm married. But I'd bring you a dead hooker and/or Chance.
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Ravos: Accidental Ganesh 33,527 9
02/09/2010 07:53 AM
Holy Chit! Happy Birthday!
I'm going to make enchilladas chinchillas in honor of your birthday. If I lived close, I'd bring you a plate.
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Side-splitting
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Dropkick Brody 41,406 9
02/09/2010 08:32 AM
Happy Birthday Chit! Hope you'll have a lovely day, filled with cake (sans poo) and beers/boobs.
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Side-splitting
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Brad Poynter 7,074 7
02/09/2010 09:09 AM
happy birthday Chit
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Hilarious
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Shell Belle 30,735 7
02/09/2010 09:30 AM
If I were ten years younger, I'd send you some naked pics for your birthday.
If you were ten years younger, you'd still be older than me.
Happy Birthday, Chit! I hope you have a terrific day, you deserve it. Love you!
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Side-splitting
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Fratberry 218,389 12
02/09/2010 09:36 AM
Happy birthday you fat bastard.
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Hilarious
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Bill the Squirrel 25,307 8
02/09/2010 10:15 AM
Happy Birthday old man.
By the way, what was Jesus like?
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Side-splitting
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KChiki - Still not Chi Chi! 50,177 11
02/09/2010 10:16 AM
Happy Birthday! I hope your day is full of female nudity, cake, and copious amounts of alcohol!
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Randall Cleveland 43,802 9
02/09/2010 10:53 AM
Happy Birthday, Chit!
I hope your my day is full of female nudity, cake, and copious amounts of alcohol!
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Brad Poynter 7,074 7
02/09/2010 10:56 AM
If only people would stop hoping and start making it happen, am I right Chit?
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Hilarious
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Whistler P. McManus 140,793 20
02/09/2010 12:04 PM
Happy Birthday to one of the few (others) who remembers ZuG when it was all done by telegraph!
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TableTopJane 168,559 11
02/09/2010 12:11 PM
Happy birthday to one of the funniest people here.
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Side-splitting
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cakes and ale 2,137 4
02/09/2010 01:05 PM
Happy Birthday, Chit.
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Hilarious
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the fun in disfunctional 785 4
02/09/2010 01:08 PM
All of the above sentiments...especially nudity!
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Chit 163,626 10
02/09/2010 03:42 PM
Wow... Thanks to Jeeni and all the rest of you well wishers. Way to make an old Chit like me feel great.
Perfect day for me so far. Lots of extended sleep, and now Japanese food for lunch. If only I could have talked my step dad into diddling me...it would have been a Frost-ing trifecta. What are ya gonna do? Two out of three ain't bad.
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Chuckleworthy
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Duke Ravos IV 33,527 9
02/09/2010 03:53 PM
You could always call up Lobster. Maybe she is willing to share.
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Side-splitting
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TWSS - Yup. 14,370 8
02/09/2010 04:06 PM
Happy Birthday Chit!
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Hilarious
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Chit 163,626 10
02/09/2010 04:50 PM
So I was thinking about the term "Old Chit", and it made me recall a comedy routine I'd once heard. The comic was asking what ever happened to old white dog Shakespeares. "When we were young...every old turd out there would eventually seem to turn all white and crumbly...(not at all unlike old chits like me) What's up with that? And why don't they still turn white?"
I actually even looked this Shakespeare' up... It seems that a popular theory is that dogs used to get a Shakespeareload' more calcium through their food and from chewing on actual bones. Sounds feasible... Anyone here have a scientific theory of their own? Manhole maybe?
I now return you to your bashing of the elderly.
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Side-splitting
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Dianada 23,386 15
02/09/2010 05:01 PM
Hey Chit! You're a really funny guy! Happy birthday!
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Thud 52,974 10
02/09/2010 07:19 PM
Bappy Chirthday Hit.
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Hilarious
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Pubah 47,449 11
02/09/2010 08:27 PM
Happy Birthday Chit...and your twin Chineola...
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peoriagrace 5,962 9
02/10/2010 12:13 PM
Happy B-Day Chitty Chitty I hope you get some bang bang!
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