dasypygal-unwaxed 12,075 15
02/08/2010 05:23 PM

I weesh you berry hoppy birshday, Chit.

UnderWhere? 99,723 76
02/08/2010 09:31 PM

Beat me to it Jeeni!

Happy Birthday Chit! You are teh awesome. If I lived near you, you would totally be getting laid right now.

Um, not with me though, I'm married. But I'd bring you a dead hooker and/or Chance.

Ravos: Accidental Ganesh 62,361 20
02/08/2010 09:53 PM

Holy Chit! Happy Birthday!

I'm going to make enchilladas chinchillas in honor of your birthday. If I lived close, I'd bring you a plate.

Dropkick Brody 43,075 12
02/08/2010 10:32 PM

Happy Birthday Chit! Hope you'll have a lovely day, filled with cake (sans poo) and beers/boobs.

MungChamp 35,886 35
02/08/2010 10:49 PM

To the better half of team dookie,

Happy Birthday!

You're number one!

Brad Poynter 35,418 48
02/08/2010 11:09 PM

happy birthday Chit

Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 61,959 36
02/08/2010 11:13 PM

HBD, C!

Shell Belle 76,640 24
02/08/2010 11:30 PM

If I were ten years younger, I'd send you some naked pics for your birthday.

If you were ten years younger, you'd still be older than me.


Happy Birthday, Chit! I hope you have a terrific day, you deserve it. Love you!

Fratberry 277,313 52
02/08/2010 11:36 PM

Happy birthday you fat bastard.

Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
02/09/2010 12:15 AM

Happy Birthday old man.


By the way, what was Jesus like?

KChiki - Still not Chi Chi! 124,276 89
02/09/2010 12:16 AM

Happy Birthday! I hope your day is full of female nudity, cake, and copious amounts of alcohol!

Randall Cleveland 49,000 13
02/09/2010 12:53 AM

Happy Birthday, Chit!

I hope your my day is full of female nudity, cake, and copious amounts of alcohol!

Brad Poynter 35,418 48
02/09/2010 12:56 AM

If only people would stop hoping and start making it happen, am I right Chit?

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
02/09/2010 02:04 AM

Happy Birthday to one of the few (others) who remembers ZuG when it was all done by telegraph!

TableTopJane 173,911 15
02/09/2010 02:11 AM

Happy birthday to one of the funniest people here.

cakes and ale 2,403 6
02/09/2010 03:05 AM

Happy Birthday, Chit.

the fun in disfunctional 1,970 6
02/09/2010 03:08 AM

All of the above sentiments...especially nudity!

Chit 178,088 15
02/09/2010 05:42 AM

Wow... Thanks to Jeeni and all the rest of you well wishers. Way to make an old Chit like me feel great.

Perfect day for me so far. Lots of extended sleep, and now Japanese food for lunch. If only I could have talked my step dad into diddling me...it would have been a Frost-ing trifecta. What are ya gonna do? Two out of three ain't bad.

Duke Ravos IV 62,361 20
02/09/2010 05:53 AM

You could always call up Lobster. Maybe she is willing to share.

Octopus Carrying Dinosaur 1,029 12
02/09/2010 06:05 AM

...although I think you already hit that mark.

Happy Birthday, Chit for Brains!

TWSS - Yup. 25,999 24
02/09/2010 06:06 AM

Happy Birthday Chit!

Chit 178,088 15
02/09/2010 06:50 AM

So I was thinking about the term "Old Chit", and it made me recall a comedy routine I'd once heard. The comic was asking what ever happened to old white dog Shakespeares. "When we were young...every old turd out there would eventually seem to turn all white and crumbly...(not at all unlike old chits like me) What's up with that? And why don't they still turn white?"

I actually even looked this 'Shakespeare' up... It seems that a popular theory is that dogs used to get a 'Shakespeareload' more calcium through their food and from chewing on actual bones. Sounds feasible... Anyone here have a scientific theory of their own? Manhole maybe?

I now return you to your bashing of the elderly.

Dianada 57,119 105
02/09/2010 07:01 AM

Hey Chit! You're a really funny guy! Happy birthday!

Thud 66,695 17
02/09/2010 09:19 AM

Bappy Chirthday Hit.

Rock Lobster. Just Rock Lobster. 17,422 30
02/09/2010 09:31 AM

Happy Birthday!

Pubah 54,888 17
02/09/2010 10:27 AM

Happy Birthday Chit...and your twin Chineola...

peoriagrace 6,153 11
02/10/2010 02:13 AM

Happy B-Day Chitty Chitty I hope you get some bang bang!