Nachos 51,709 10
02/09/2010 08:33 AM

and explain why you chose think they are lawful good, chaotic evil, or maybe somewhere in between.

So it's survivor crossed with D&D.

Dropkick Brody 41,406 9
02/09/2010 08:34 AM

Ah, Nachos, how fortuitous you would turn up in this thread.

Nachos 51,709 10
02/09/2010 08:35 AM

My favourite villian would have to be our thanksgiving-based ex-poster because he was genuinely psychotic and therefore above the concerns of mere mortals.

UnderChickens- you know you wanna b 237,773 14
02/09/2010 08:41 AM

Remember the skinny whacky guy who had his own pathetic gang signs and weirdo self made pseudonyms for himself. Kinky blond hair and obvious personality disorder?

I think Pram's got that one in the bag.

Duke Ravos IV 33,524 9
02/09/2010 08:52 AM

I think Pram's got that one in the bag.

Literally, or metaphorically?

UnderChickens- you know you wanna b 237,773 14
02/09/2010 09:02 AM

This guy.

Duke Ravos IV 33,524 9
02/09/2010 09:03 AM

A carrot top look alike?

Spicey McHaggis 102,704 13
02/09/2010 12:10 PM

So it's survivor crossed with D&D.

Yes. I like to cast Dorkshell for +5 nerdiness to my posts whenever possible. I level up faster that way.

Nerd, Admiral of the MS Painter. 26,869 10
02/09/2010 12:14 PM

We can pretend my shotgun is a +5 vorpal longsword!!!!

Octopus Carrying Dinosaur 1,015 10
02/09/2010 12:28 PM

"We can pretend my shotgun penis is a +5" vorpal longsword!!!!"

You're very welcome.

Octopus Carrying Dinosaur 1,015 10
02/09/2010 12:33 PM

Also, I do not know what a "villian" is... Unless you're either referring to a villain, or one whose whole purpose in life is to suck on Shakespeare.

Shell Belle 30,735 7
02/09/2010 12:43 PM

one whose whole purpose in life is to suck on Shakespeare.

You should probably keep your creepy personal matters to yourself. Remember what happened last week?

Whistler P. McManus 140,710 20
02/09/2010 12:43 PM

Frogpop is the real hero of ZuG.

Why? Think about it. Despite being, you know, one of us, he somehow managed to navigate all levels of ZuG10 and marry the princess.



Sorry Spicey, but in your case, I'd say it's less you got the girl than the girl got you. And you're no princess.

Whistler P. McManus 140,710 20
02/09/2010 12:45 PM

We've had a number of villians over the years, but my favorite is Johnny Keilbasa 2000 for sheer perseverance, insanity and physical resemblance to Charles Manson.

The Mailman 129,541 14
02/09/2010 01:04 PM

Despite being, you know, one of us, he somehow managed to navigate all levels of ZuG10 and marry the princess.

Frogpop married Trixxie?

Brad Poynter 7,074 7
02/09/2010 01:20 PM

Heroes:

Spicy McHaggis and his deadly sidekick UnderWhere?
Special Attack: While Undies distracts the villan with boobs, Spicy runs walks up to them, farts and then sits on them when they pass out.
Secret Weapon: Onion Slivers.

Shell Belle 30,735 7
02/09/2010 02:38 PM

Villains:

Ima Creeple


This dastardly duo inflicts extreme pain with their constant barrage of unfunny and ill-written comments. And if that fails to do you in, Creeple will come after you in his Wheelchair of Death and Ima will pummel you with her Christmas hams.


Alone they are just incredibly annoying. Together they can be deadly.

UnderWhere? 72,702 15
02/09/2010 02:54 PM

If I were on Survivor GAB, I'd make sure to have Pram on my tribe. He'd be easy to hold on to in an alliance because I'd offer him assistance in obtaining our competitors' shoes at night. He'd also keep me entertained with neat mud sculptures.

Octopus Carrying Dinosaur 1,015 10
02/09/2010 02:55 PM

You should probably keep your creepy personal matters to yourself. Remember what happened last week?

I can't remember because I was probably drunk. But please feel free to post lurid informative details so I can have something to masturbate to later for posterior posterity.

Jepperoni 57,781 10
02/09/2010 02:56 PM

Can anyone link to the Creeple divorce thread? I missed that one.

Also:

Heroe:

The French Mailman - mainly for his refusal to surrender to the unfunny despite his ethnic predisposition too.

Villian:

Hmmmmm, so many to choose from. I have to go with Wonder Poultry as well I think for making The Joker look like a model of mental stability.

UnderWhere? 72,702 15
02/09/2010 02:59 PM

For my pick of Hero, I'm going to say Al because he designed the hidden immunity idol and I know where it is.

Al would also be useful around camp - he'd know which rats and lizards were the tastiest. The flip side of this though, is that he'd be content to eat nothing but the rats and lizards, and everyone else would be starving for want of real food. Then he'd go out into the ocean and bring back some weird fish-eye scum stuff and we'd have to kill him vote him off.

Shell Belle 30,735 7
02/09/2010 03:00 PM

I can't remember because I was probably drunk

Well, next time be sure you're sober when you arrive. Don't forget to come in the back door like you did last time.

Dropkick Brody 41,406 9
02/09/2010 03:05 PM

Not really a villain, more 'the one we love to hate and who hates us just as much in return': B.I.G

Big Irish Guy 174,670 10
02/09/2010 03:13 PM

Et tu, Brody?

UnderChickens- you know you wanna b 237,773 14
02/09/2010 03:19 PM

Frogpop married Trixxie?

Only biblically.

Octopus Carrying Dinosaur 1,015 10
02/09/2010 03:24 PM

Et tu, Brody?

Carpe Testiculas!

Octopus Carrying Dinosaur 1,015 10
02/09/2010 03:26 PM

Well, next time be sure you're sober when you arrive. Don't forget to come in the back door like you did last time.

Ah, it's all coming back to me now. The only reason I finally came in is because it was too Frost-ing cold to sit outside and your window was frozen shut.

Next time, let's not bring out the crochet needles, please and thank you.

Whistler P. McManus 140,710 20
02/09/2010 03:32 PM

Queen Trixxie would be so mad to hear you that guys think she's a princess.

Dropkick Brody 41,406 9
02/09/2010 03:33 PM

Et tu, Brody?

You know I don't hate you B.I.G! You're just darn sweet for that!

Spicey McHaggis 102,704 13
02/09/2010 09:07 PM

I'm going to nominate Jenni Maier as villain for posting a bunch of crap and knocking my thread off the first page.

Blue Suede Shempxistential Blues 16,252 9
02/09/2010 09:24 PM

I nominate Big as a super villain.

Blue Suede Shempxistential Blues 16,252 9
02/09/2010 09:29 PM

Frat's Super Hero alter ego

Phla™ - Accept no substitutes 102,598 12
02/09/2010 09:48 PM

Dear John, Analog, Kool and the Gang,

If ZUG Version 3.0 is released and the ability to post inline pictures is magically taken away, I will not be angry.

Best,
Phla Q. Mignon, Ph.D.

Fratberry 218,367 12
02/09/2010 09:54 PM

Frat's Super Hero alter ego

Holy Jebus, you reject one Facebook friend request...

UnderWhere? 72,702 15
02/10/2010 09:16 AM

Yes. I like to cast Dorkshell for +5 nerdiness to my posts whenever possible. I level up faster that way.

Spicey McHaggis 102,704 13
02/10/2010 07:41 PM

Thanks Undies! That brings me to a total of +6. Rawr.

Analog 2,788 6
02/10/2010 07:50 PM

If ZUG Version 3.0 is released and the ability to post inline pictures is magically taken away, I will not be angry.

What is cool about the inline images is mods and admins can actually disable a image in a message while leaving the message viewable. But unfortunately I've never seen anyone do it - must be one of those useless features!

Phla hab a code 102,598 12
02/10/2010 08:57 PM

If you wanted to test out the disable feature, you could try it out on that cat thing, and I wouldn't be angry about it. If you wanted to. Now. Now. Do it now. 3... 2... 1... Now.

TWSS - Yup. 14,370 8
02/11/2010 12:13 PM

Classified: Superheroes only.

Whistler P. McManus 140,710 20
02/11/2010 01:22 PM

If I was a superhero, my name would either be Mr. Fifetastic or The Silver Scrotum.

dinesh 21,753 14
02/11/2010 03:54 PM

another good feature would be to let each individual user decide whether they want to see pictures inline or linked. and let them change that setting by poster, if they want. in the year 2000...

KChiki - Still not Chi Chi! 50,177 11
02/11/2010 03:56 PM

In the year two-thou-SAND!

Spicey McHaggis 102,704 13
02/12/2010 02:23 PM

Classified: Superheroes only.

So who wants to go with me on a road trip to Brooklyn?

High Priestess sayth: GEAUX SAINTS! 48,809 13
02/12/2010 02:33 PM

I Do! That store had me at 'capery'