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If Livers Were Parents
A comedy conversation by Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
02/10/2010 02:17 AM 464 views



BIG's baby.

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If Livers Were Parents

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Hilarious 12 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054137978
Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
02/10/2010 02:18 AM



Little Chance.

 

Hilarious 8 votes 4.1 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054137979
Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
02/10/2010 02:19 AM



Jep and Jep, Jr.

 

Hilarious 35 votes 4.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054137985
Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
02/10/2010 02:29 AM



Lobster's kid.

 

Hilarious 23 votes 4.1 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054137988
KChiki - Still not Chi Chi! 128,446 98
02/10/2010 02:32 AM

Phuc's kid:

 

Hilarious 15 votes 4.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054137989
The Mailman 176,467 56
02/10/2010 02:32 AM



Straw's baby

 

Funny 14 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054137991
Frozen Chickens Section 286,634 61
02/10/2010 02:34 AM



Guess who's?

 

Funny 11 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054137992
Cinderblock 27,578 25
02/10/2010 02:34 AM

Sage's kid.

 

Hilarious 29 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054137994
The Mailman 176,467 56
02/10/2010 02:36 AM


Whistler's kid. (they didn't have cameras back then)


The kid's grandmother

 

Funny 5 votes 3.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054137995
Frozen Chickens Section 286,634 61
02/10/2010 02:36 AM


That's even my clan tartan (r).

 

Funny 9 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054137996
TWSS - Yup. 27,416 24
02/10/2010 02:36 AM

Chicken's

 

Funny 4 votes 3.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054137997
Cinderblock 27,578 25
02/10/2010 02:37 AM

Pram's illegitimate child that he's not aware of.

 

Hilarious 13 votes 4.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054137998
KChiki - Still not Chi Chi! 128,446 98
02/10/2010 02:38 AM

Ima's kid.

 

Funny 17 votes 3.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054137999
Cinderblock 27,578 25
02/10/2010 02:38 AM

Taco's baby.

 

Funny 4 votes 3.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138000
KChiki - Still not Chi Chi! 128,446 98
02/10/2010 02:40 AM

Cinder's kid:

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138001
TWSS - Yup. 27,416 24
02/10/2010 02:40 AM

dinesh

 

Hilarious 12 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138002
Cinderblock 27,578 25
02/10/2010 02:41 AM

Pubah's kids.


Aww, now I feel bad.

 

Funny 5 votes 3.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138003
TWSS - Yup. 27,416 24
02/10/2010 02:41 AM

Phuc

 

Hilarious 9 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138004
The Mailman 176,467 56
02/10/2010 02:41 AM


Fratberry's baby

 

Hilarious 11 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138005
TWSS - Yup. 27,416 24
02/10/2010 02:43 AM

Thud's

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138006
Fratberry 283,051 53
02/10/2010 02:46 AM

I would have chosen the waterhead costume...



But that one works too.

 

Hilarious 10 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138007
Cinderblock 27,578 25
02/10/2010 02:46 AM

Phla's kid.

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138008
The Mailman 176,467 56
02/10/2010 02:47 AM


KChiki's baby

 

Funny 9 votes 3.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138009
TWSS - Yup. 27,416 24
02/10/2010 02:47 AM

Mailman

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138010
TWSS - Yup. 27,416 24
02/10/2010 02:52 AM

??????

 

Funny 8 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138011
Cinderblock 27,578 25
02/10/2010 02:52 AM

Shelle's kid.

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138012
Fratberry 283,051 53
02/10/2010 02:53 AM

Mailman...



Yeah, it doesn't fit but holy crap it's freakin' cool!

 

Funny 5 votes 3.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138014
TWSS - Yup. 27,416 24
02/10/2010 02:56 AM

Shelle Bell's

 

Funny 9 votes 3.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138016
TWSS - Yup. 27,416 24
02/10/2010 02:59 AM

Undies'

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138017
Octopus Carrying Dinosaur 1,029 12
02/10/2010 03:02 AM

BIG's kid:



 

Funny 12 votes 3.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138018
Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
02/10/2010 03:03 AM



Thud's baby (with nanny).

 

Funny 7 votes 3.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138019
TWSS - Yup. 27,416 24
02/10/2010 03:03 AM

Dogs'

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138020
Nerd, Admiral of the MS Painter. 27,000 12
02/10/2010 03:04 AM


 

Hilarious 21 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138021
Cinderblock 27,578 25
02/10/2010 03:04 AM

Dinesh's kid.

 

Hilarious 10 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138022
Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
02/10/2010 03:05 AM



Dealer's choice. Could be any of us.

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138023
Octopus Carrying Dinosaur 1,029 12
02/10/2010 03:06 AM

Lobster's Kid:



What SHOULD've happened:

 

Hilarious 11 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138025
Octopus Carrying Dinosaur 1,029 12
02/10/2010 03:08 AM

Dinesh's love child with Trixxie:



 

Funny 3 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138026
Octopus Carrying Dinosaur 1,029 12
02/10/2010 03:09 AM

Pram's young'un:

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138028
Octopus Carrying Dinosaur 1,029 12
02/10/2010 03:16 AM

"Hey, where's my towel?!"

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138029
dinesh 24,862 16
02/10/2010 03:18 AM

heh, can't argue with any of my chilluns.

 

Hilarious 11 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138030
Octopus Carrying Dinosaur 1,029 12
02/10/2010 03:20 AM

Straw's baby:



Jenni Maier's kid:

 

Funny 5 votes 3.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138032
Cinderblock 27,578 25
02/10/2010 03:23 AM

Al's kid, if he somehow had blonde kids.

 

Hilarious 8 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138033
Octopus Carrying Dinosaur 1,029 12
02/10/2010 03:28 AM

Nerd's Spawn:



 

Funny 6 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138034
Cinderblock 27,578 25
02/10/2010 03:28 AM

Mailman's kid.


I'll bet a lot of the kids on his delivery route look suspiciously like him.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138035
The Mailman 176,467 56
02/10/2010 03:29 AM


Little Spicey.

 

Funny 4 votes 3.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138036
Cinderblock 27,578 25
02/10/2010 03:30 AM

Spicy's other kid.

 

Hilarious 10 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138037
Octopus Carrying Dinosaur 1,029 12
02/10/2010 03:34 AM

Declan's bundle of joy.


 

Funny 7 votes 3.1 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138039
TWSS - Yup. 27,416 24
02/10/2010 03:39 AM

Dianada

 

Hilarious 12 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138042
Cinderblock 27,578 25
02/10/2010 03:43 AM

Frogpop's baby.

 

Funny 4 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138045
UnderWhere? 101,398 77
02/10/2010 03:53 AM

Shelle's kiddo:

 

Funny 10 votes 3.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138057
TWSS - Yup. 27,416 24
02/10/2010 04:29 AM

John Hargrave

 

Hilarious 8 votes 4.1 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138058
UnderWhere? 101,398 77
02/10/2010 04:34 AM

Nachos:



 

Funny 7 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138062
Cinderblock 27,578 25
02/10/2010 04:41 AM

ChiChi's son:

 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138063
Cinderblock 27,578 25
02/10/2010 04:43 AM

KChiki's daughter.

 

Funny 10 votes 3.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138066
KChiki - Still not Chi Chi! 128,446 98
02/10/2010 05:02 AM

Millie's daughter:

 

Hilarious 16 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138067
MungChamp 35,891 35
02/10/2010 05:04 AM

My Kid.



 

Funny 5 votes 3.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138069
The Write Straw 98,023 37
02/10/2010 05:30 AM

Manhole's kids:

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138087
WhyMi 3,549 12
02/10/2010 06:13 AM

Previous incarnation kid.


Current incarnation kid.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138088
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/10/2010 06:16 AM

If more Livers had children DYFS would have to triple the number of workers they have.

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138096
Octopus Carrying Dinosaur 1,029 12
02/10/2010 06:32 AM

Daggy's kid:

 

Hilarious 9 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138097
Octopus Carrying Dinosaur 1,029 12
02/10/2010 06:33 AM

Chit's baby:

 

Funny 9 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138098
Octopus Carrying Dinosaur 1,029 12
02/10/2010 06:42 AM

Ollie's kid:





 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138099
red the opinionated 600 16
02/10/2010 06:56 AM



Any takers?

 

Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138104
WhyMi 3,549 12
02/10/2010 07:09 AM

isn't it OBVIOUS?

Ditah.

 

Chuckleworthy 8 votes 2.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138109
Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
02/10/2010 07:29 AM



I can see Nachos passing on the family business.

 

Hilarious 17 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138112
Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
02/10/2010 07:39 AM

I find it hard to imagine Pram interacting with a child, but it would probably go something like this.


 

Funny 4 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138113
Shell Belle 77,143 25
02/10/2010 08:08 AM

Brad Poynter's kid

 

Hilarious 12 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138116
Shell Belle 77,143 25
02/10/2010 08:25 AM

Fat daughter



 

Funny 8 votes 3.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138123
Nachos 57,521 23
02/10/2010 09:38 AM



I'm still trying to spawn one with the blood of a jackal.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138130
Filly 39,193 20
02/10/2010 10:24 AM



Filly's filly.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138132
Nerd, Admiral of the MS Painter. 27,000 12
02/10/2010 10:53 AM

I'd love to help give you a Filly.

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138134
UnderWhere? 101,398 77
02/10/2010 11:03 AM

GABbers make awesome parents:

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138154
Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
02/10/2010 02:10 PM



SR would frighten even his own offspring.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138155
Blue Suede Shempxistential Blues 22,222 17
02/10/2010 02:23 PM

I find it hard to imagine Pram interacting with a child, but it would probably go something like this.









Same kid, several months later.







And finally, years later.

I hate my dad.

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138160
dasypygal-unwaxed 14,803 17
02/10/2010 03:10 PM


The apple of BP's eye.

 

Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138193
dasypygal-unwaxed 14,803 17
02/11/2010 01:34 AM

TWSS

The picture you posted was little girl kissing an Opossum, not a ferret. And as most people know ferrets are savvy killers, 'possums just make for an oily hillbilly stew.

Ain't that right Brad Poynter?

 

Hilarious 8 votes 4.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138198
Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
02/11/2010 01:44 AM



Daggy & baby.

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138199
TWSS - Yup. 27,416 24
02/11/2010 01:48 AM

Dearest dasypy,

I am not retarded, thankyewverymuch.

Peace, Love, and Appplesauce,
TWSS

 

Funny 3 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138201
TWSS - Yup. 27,416 24
02/11/2010 01:57 AM

Declan's

 

Funny 4 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138202
Brad Poynter 36,184 48
02/11/2010 01:58 AM

Opossum is stringy and greasy. You have to boil it at least once, probably twice with a water change in between. Then you have to roast so it will actully be digestable. Most folks then make stew out of it. It's a lot of work for possibly the worst tasting meat in the world and I haven't had that displeasure since I was little.

I don't think its a coincidence that this is one of the few animals that neither Survivorman nor Bear Grylls have ever eaten in an episode.

Also, my daughters will shoot you.

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138204
TWSS - Yup. 27,416 24
02/11/2010 01:59 AM

Mine

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138207
High Priestess sayth: GEAUX SAINTS! 58,964 29
02/11/2010 02:04 AM

I never make any damn lists.

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138209
dasypygal-unwaxed 14,803 17
02/11/2010 02:06 AM

TWSS

I NEVER thought you were retarded, just thought you had your meats mixed up.

P.S. 'possum is good with applesauce!

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138211
Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
02/11/2010 02:12 AM



Baby H.P.

I couldn't find a baby with a giant rack.

 

Hilarious 10 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138212
The Mailman 176,467 56
02/11/2010 02:12 AM

I never make any damn lists.

Here you go:


High Priestess and her baby

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138213
The Mailman 176,467 56
02/11/2010 02:12 AM

I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY!

 

Funny 3 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138216
High Priestess sayth: GEAUX SAINTS! 58,964 29
02/11/2010 02:24 AM

At first I didn't get that Mailman. I'm sick and a little slow. That's a lie, I shouldn't use the flu as an excuse for my slowness. Then I got it. I'm going to delete all those nice things I said about you on Facebook. And now, Beg for mercy.

 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138217
High Priestess sayth: GEAUX SAINTS! 58,964 29
02/11/2010 02:27 AM

I couldn't find a baby with a giant rack

Found one! Kinda.

 

Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138219
Phuc 237,919 21
02/11/2010 02:39 AM

I have a blonde kid.

Just sayn.

 

Funny 4 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138221
Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
02/11/2010 03:06 AM



Bill T. Squirrel, Jr.
(formula bottle fermenting in back).

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138222
Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
02/11/2010 03:08 AM



Fratbaby.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138228
Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
02/11/2010 03:42 AM



Another BIG baby.

 

Hilarious 8 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138230
KChiki - Still not Chi Chi! 128,446 98
02/11/2010 03:49 AM

I found HP's baby!!

 

Chuckleworthy 4 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138237
High Priestess sayth: GEAUX SAINTS! 58,964 29
02/11/2010 04:06 AM

Looks about right.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138263
KChiki - Still not Chi Chi! 128,446 98
02/11/2010 06:20 AM

Spicey's baby!


 

Funny 5 votes 3.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138282
Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
02/11/2010 08:36 AM



Li'l Trae.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138313
dasypygal-unwaxed 14,803 17
02/11/2010 11:04 AM

Bill's offspring after being thrown out, yet again, by its blind mama.

 

Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138314
Humphrey 51,764 12
02/11/2010 11:07 AM

Like father like son.



Has somthing changed here. The NSFW pic I posted was removed! I thought GAB was the last bastion of a free and open interweb?

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138316
Cinderblock 27,578 25
02/11/2010 11:14 AM

I didn't know there was a line until Hump crossed it. Posting an actual picture of a dead baby? Wow.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138320
Nerd, Admiral of the MS Painter. 27,000 12
02/11/2010 11:21 AM

Humphrey I wish you were an abortion.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138321
Nerd, Admiral of the MS Painter. 27,000 12
02/11/2010 11:22 AM

I wish you were a blow job.

 

Funny 4 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138322
Dianada 57,835 109
02/11/2010 11:24 AM

I'd guess that posting nsfw links is fine if they're designated as such, but with inline images available now, one should be more mindful.

Hmm, no funny here. How about a cute picture of my ferret? (No that's not a euphemism)

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138324
Thud 68,517 19
02/11/2010 11:29 AM

Has somthing changed here. The NSFW pic I posted was removed! I thought GAB was the last bastion of a free and open interweb?

Yeah, it seems things like "decency" and "no inline NSFW images" are the new black.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138325
dasypygal-unwaxed 14,803 17
02/11/2010 11:52 AM

Hump

I posted a pic of anal warts and got a boot in the ass.

The curious thing is you couldn't really tell if it was an anus or not, but someone OBVIOUSLY knew.

Kudos to the starfish expert, where ever you are!

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138329
Humphrey 51,764 12
02/11/2010 12:00 PM

Well clearly the Christians have won.

I therefore invite you all to subscribe to my new website -

www.deadbabyandfartjokes.com/babywithbigdick.jpg

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138330
Fratberry 283,051 53
02/11/2010 12:15 PM

Humphrey what the Frost is wrong with you??

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138331
Thud 68,517 19
02/11/2010 12:18 PM

Douchebaginism?

 

Chuckleworthy 4 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138332
Humphrey 51,764 12
02/11/2010 12:24 PM

Humphrey what the Frost is wrong with you??

Can you elaborate?

 

Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138387
Nachos 57,521 23
02/11/2010 07:57 PM

I never knew that Zug was the new 4chan.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138394
Phla hab a code 131,068 34
02/11/2010 10:29 PM

The defense rests, your Honor.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138396
The Write Straw 98,023 37
02/11/2010 10:47 PM

It's still there for me!! I refreshed and it is still there. I don't want to have to clear my cache just for that awful pic, and this is a funny thread. Ugh.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054138406
KChiki - Still not Chi Chi! 128,446 98
02/11/2010 11:43 PM

Agreed.

::shudders::

What the Frost??