Duke Ravos IV 62,361 20
02/16/2010 10:37 PM

At least I'm not an Avatar LARPer.

...Yet.

Apparently, a deal breaker for the last girl I seriously dated was the books I own/read. I own a copy of the necronomicon and have read it once. Apparently this was too much and she broke up with me over it. Not that I believe it (I don't, it has been admitted to be a complete work of fiction), but because I even own it. I find it even weirder, because this girl was in school to become a librarian.

KChiki - Still not Chi Chi! 124,281 89
02/16/2010 10:56 PM

I drool when I sleep too!

I don't shave unless I absolutely have to. The 5 o'clock shadow is killer though.

Cinderblock 27,522 24
02/16/2010 11:15 PM

I find it even weirder, because this girl was in school to become a librarian.

You go to school for that? I thought you only had to look better with your hair down rather than up to be a librarian.

My dealbreaker: I have perfect teeth, which is pretty awesome. I deserve it, though, because I went through several excruciating years of expanders, braces, and surgery. The gross thing now is that I have to wear retainers every night to keep my teeth from going crooked again. Yep, retainers. Gross pieces of plastic with spit and crap caked on them that make me look like I'm 14 again when I put them in. Also, they give me a speech impediment when I have them in, and I periodically get my tongue caught on the wire and then my tongue bleeds.

Cinderblock 27,522 24
02/16/2010 11:21 PM

Oh, yeah... and I have to wear the retainers for the rest of my life. Do I have to keep wearing them even after I lose my teeth?

Hydrant-monkey 9,447 21
02/16/2010 11:25 PM

My biggest flaw is that I'm too attractive and way too awesome. It's debilitating.

Redwing 3,656 30
02/16/2010 11:34 PM

"make me look like I'm 14. " I fail to see that as a deal-breaker. May I offer you some candy, little girl?

Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 61,959 36
02/16/2010 11:36 PM

Redwing is the molobster?!

Disco Bob 4,322 8
02/16/2010 11:36 PM

Sharing a pillow with me is like being waterboarded.

The obvious solution is for whomever your sleeping with to use your boobs as a pillow. Then you can both drool yourselves off to sweet dreams.

That Is What She Hath Said 26,020 24
02/16/2010 11:41 PM

I also have to wear the retainers at night, Cinder, however my roommate in college who was a nursing student told me that your teeth only continue to move until your 26. So I plan on waving adios to them in 2 years. Ha-Za!

Also, I burp out loud, because I'm no good at suppressing them. Uuurrrppp. 'Scuse me.

Shell Belle 76,640 24
02/17/2010 12:00 AM

Telling people that you enjoy hanging out in cemeteries at night is usually enough to scare them away.

Phla hab a code 130,632 34
02/17/2010 12:04 AM

YOU SAID MY SPOTS WERE CUTE!!!

*runs away, spotted arms flailing*

The Mailman 174,473 52
02/17/2010 12:10 AM

I used to bite my nails pretty badly, but I managed to the habit under control for the past few years.

Now I have to tackle the issue of not showering, because apparently people have a problem with it here in North America.

The Write Straw 95,470 36
02/17/2010 12:15 AM

If Manhole ever decides he wants to get rid of me, all he would have to do is take up smoking again.

KChiki - Still not Chi Chi! 124,281 89
02/17/2010 12:17 AM

Smoking is very unattractive to me unless I've been drinking. Then the smell of Marlboro's is kinda sexy.

Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
02/17/2010 12:17 AM

The deal breaker for me is usually when they get their sight back.

Pramable Lectern 78,176 40
02/17/2010 12:29 AM

When I sleep, I drool also. You can only flip the pillow over once per night, and I have six or seven cycles per rest period. After the second one, I generally throw the pillow on the floor and wad up a pair of pants for a pillow, then drool on that twice... I do laundry a lot.

dasypygal-unwaxed 12,075 15
02/17/2010 12:30 AM

Uh, my name describes it all.

As for me, I hate an over manicured "man lawn". There is nothing worse than having pre-pubescent looking balls slapping your chin and getting chaffed in return.

I prefer a soft hair nest.

Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 61,959 36
02/17/2010 12:32 AM

Pram - I have three pillows in a stack so with a rotation I have 6 rounds of de-drooling.

dinesh 24,837 15
02/17/2010 12:34 AM

haha, this thread isn't big enough to list all my foibles.

Nachos 57,478 23
02/17/2010 12:34 AM

Apparently my dealbreaker is that I psychoanalyze girlfriends too much. Knowing the underlying cause of someone's anger makes it nigh-on impossible to have a heated argument. Lack of arguments does not seem to be a good thing for most of the women I date.

It's actually got to the point where, when they're just arguing for the excitement, I'll now fake my side of it. I think I'm getting pretty good, but I might have to ease off on the pimp hand slightly.

Nachos 57,478 23
02/17/2010 12:35 AM

Also, people seem to object to the fact that I like to pull legs fom blind puppies for fun.

Pramable Lectern 78,176 40
02/17/2010 12:35 AM

You're trying to scare me off, aren't you?

Hmmmm, here's my deal-breaker: When I sleep fitfully I look like I'm riding a unicycle.

Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 61,959 36
02/17/2010 12:36 AM

Nono, it was more a suggestion so you can stop sleeping on your pants.

Pramable Lectern 78,176 40
02/17/2010 12:39 AM

But I like sleeping on my pants!

Madness 4,360 10
02/17/2010 12:43 AM

I'm not an Avatar LARPer but girls seem to get turned off when I put on my robe and wizard hat and throw things at them yelling SLEEP.

Though the stuff I throw at them usually knocks them out so I get my way with them anyhow, but yeah, when they come to they usually don't want anything to do with me. :(

Frozen Chickens Section 282,028 58
02/17/2010 01:17 AM

Smokers hack in a modern world.

Cyco Ivan 11,324 11
02/17/2010 02:37 AM

Finding out that your SO was getting raped by her stepdad is a dealbreak. Mostly because I wouldn't want to have to deal with sloppy seconds.

In all honesty, I haven't found my dealbreakers yet because I married the first girl to show any interest in me.

I am a sad, pathetic piece of kelp moving with the tide.

Nachos 57,478 23
02/17/2010 02:41 AM

Finding out that your SO was getting raped by her stepdad is a dealbreak. Mostly because I wouldn't want to have to deal with sloppy seconds.


For it to be recent enough to be actual 'sloppy seconds' you'd pretty much have to be high-fiving him over a spitroast.

ZukeTheRed 485 6
02/17/2010 02:55 AM

I'm fat.

That is all.

Gorky Thatcher 41,132 12
02/17/2010 02:58 AM

In general, just being gorckat.

Specifically, the male pattern baldness, the fat, the gum disease, the little gap between my front teeth, picking my belly button lint in public, looking at my belly button lint in public, showing others my belly button lint in public, doing goatse impersonations with my belly button, the rutting noises I make while you're duct-taped up in the back of my pedo-van, toe funk, picking my toe funk in public, enjoying the dog licking my toe toe funk out from between my toes...

Frozen Chickens Section 282,028 58
02/17/2010 03:14 AM

Oh, things that make ME unattractive. I thought you said make people unattractive.

In that case, being Conservative.

ZukeTheRed 485 6
02/17/2010 03:21 AM

Chickens, that doesn't make you unattractive, that just makes you a bad person.

I hate Sarah Palin, but I wouldn't kick her out of bed.

Or her daughter for that matter.

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
02/17/2010 03:38 AM

Posting here makes me unattractive.

It certainly doesn't make me attractive, and nothing stays the same.

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
02/17/2010 03:38 AM

And how come I don't have an Open Mic Night trophy?

Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 61,959 36
02/17/2010 03:42 AM

Have you started a thready since the trophy system started? It's not retroactive.

Also I have decided I want the Fan Club trophy, so everyone needs to orb me for this post. One orb will be sufficient, I just need 100 of you to do it.

Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 61,959 36
02/17/2010 05:57 AM

Another thing I've thought of is when I get really excited or happy about something, I smile like this:

I can't help it. I've tried to stop but, for example, whenever I get taro bubble tea, it just Frost-ing happens.

Pants 14,218 17
02/17/2010 07:41 AM

The deal breaker for me is usually when they get their sight back.


Really Bill? I was sure it was only after they suffocated one of your children.

Space Admiral BobJohnson 177,873 22
02/17/2010 08:23 AM

Curling, cat-owning, buying all of my clothes at The Bay, consuming more calories than I burn, wearing dorky track pants while curling, not involving the cat in curling, sometimes watching curling on TV willingly, graphing data in reports even when it's clearly not necessary and everyone would prefer to just see the raw data, sometimes intentionally watching The Chris Matthews Show, sometimes intentionally watching Hardball With Chris Matthews, knowing there is a difference between The Chris Matthews Show and Hardball with Chris Matthews, intentionally having my hair cut so short that it is impossible for me to comb it, getting winded while curling, carrying flamboyant purple sweat-towel around gym, getting winded carrying flamboyant purple sweat-towel around gym, owning a cellphone more than 3 years old, wiping face with flamboyant purple sweat-towel after getting winded carrying flamboyant purple sweat-towel around gym.

But mostly sobbing while I type.

Pramable Lectern 78,176 40 considers that reasons for the facial expressions for babies could be applied to adults as well
02/17/2010 08:30 AM

I can't help it. I've tried to stop but, for example, whenever I get taro bubble tea, it just Frost-ing happens.

It's probably just gas.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
02/17/2010 09:00 AM

I dress up in period costumes and play the fife. Really. It's not just schtick. I've been doing this since I was a little kid.


It's a miracle that I have ever gotten laid.

Thud 66,695 17
02/17/2010 09:13 AM

Genetics.

Pants 14,218 17
02/17/2010 09:14 AM

Well Whistler, you are a crafty son of a bitch.

Gorky Thatcher 41,132 12
02/17/2010 11:38 AM

It's a miracle that I have ever gotten laid.

Hey- speaking of which...what ever happened to Mira-

Never mind.

High Priestess sayth: GEAUX SAINTS! 58,196 29
02/17/2010 12:25 PM

Man tits that are bigger than my tits. It's cool when you slap a man in the face with your boobs, because that's what they want. But when it happens to you, it's time to get the Frost out of here.

Cinderblock 27,522 24
02/17/2010 12:40 PM

Oh, also, one of my balls is way bigger than the other.

Cyco Ivan 11,324 11
02/17/2010 12:47 PM

Man tits that are bigger than my tits

That's easy. Just stay away from this guy:

Pramable Lectern 78,176 40
02/17/2010 01:17 PM

I've noticed lately that having a positive outlook makes me sort of unattractive. I'm working on that, though. The best thing you can do is be relentlessly negative. I mean, look at Kurt Cobain...when he was alive. And also Trent Reznor. I can count on one hand how many friends that guy's got.

ThirstyMcSurly, ok may be a Zombie 4,444 11
02/17/2010 01:39 PM

Coleridge Punching

Cinderblock 27,522 24
02/17/2010 02:25 PM

Hey, that wasn't funny at all. It's almost as if... AHH!

I'M REPORTING ABUSE! I'M REPORTING ABUSE! I'M REPORTING ABUSE!

Hydrant-monkey 9,447 21
02/18/2010 04:43 AM

Is there a "reported abuse" trophy? If not, I'm not doing it!

Gonzo 20,504 16
02/18/2010 06:58 AM

My dealbreaker is that I feel the need to push anti-wrinkle cream on complete strangers in inappropriate situations. (there are appropriate ones?)

Millie 116,854 28
02/18/2010 08:55 AM

O.K., I'm cofused. Aren't we supposed to tell what we find unattractive in others?

Personally, I don't really care what anyone else finds unattractive about me--it's their problem, not mine.

As for unattractiveness in others--I don't like guys who are whiney or bitchy but also wimpy. I don't mind sarcasm or assholishness, but it has to be done a certain way so I don't want to slap the guy.

I also hate body odor. Take a Frost-ing shower (not you, Mailman--I can't smell you from here.)

I don't mind facial hair but hate it when it's scraggly (like Brad Pitt.)

I don't like super-skinny guys or guys who are too girly-looking (i.e. no body hair). In other words--fat hairy guys are more my type (but not too fat or hairy.)

I don't like gross looking teeth, man-boobs, or moles with hair coming out of them. I prefer circumcised penises, also.

I won't date someone who doesn't read a lot. I won't date anyone who is dumb. I prefer someone who I think is smarter than I am.

I hate stupid people who don't realize it. Shut the Frost up if you don't know what you are talking about.

That's about it.

Millie 116,854 28
02/18/2010 09:01 AM

Yeah, I guess I could have read the title and the original post.

Oh well--I stand by what I said. I don't think care what anyone else thinks is unattractive about me. Or, I should say, if I did care enough, I'd do something about it. But I'm too lazy.

High Priestess sayth: GEAUX SAINTS! 58,196 29
02/18/2010 11:36 AM

Man tits that are bigger than my tits. It's cool when you slap a man in the face with your boobs, because that's what they want. But when it happens to you, it's time to get the Frost out of here.


HA! All those orbs and I wasn't even talking about Demo.









I make poor choices in men.

Gonzo 20,504 16
02/19/2010 12:52 AM

Heh. The removal of the spam post makes mine look quite random and idiotic.

Which makes it blend in with my normal posts nicely.

orcgay atkay 41,132 12
02/19/2010 01:57 AM

I should add putting toothpaste on my nipples and scrubbing them with my toothbrush.




Amazing that I brushed my teeth last night and this morning without even thinking about that...

Big bOObs Mcgee 6,369 10
02/20/2010 02:59 PM

All my scars and the fact that my ribs are all deformed could be major turn-offs I guess, and I have a lot of pets...the count now is 2 cats, one foster cat, 2 bunnies, and 5 rats. Dating someone with allergies is kind of out of the question.

Also, I am vegetarian, almost vegan, and a lot of people have issues with that (Al for one)though I am certainly not a veganazi like my sister.

I am on disability now too, and can't go for long walks, or dance for hours, or even stand in one spot for more than 3 mins. And I smoke weed, and am on a TON of very high doses of pain meds.

Oh, and I am basically a lesbian now, so that COULD be a dealbreaker for men, but probably not for most of the ones on here, or the guys who want to "cure" me of my gayness!

High Priestess sayth: GEAUX SAINTS! 58,196 29
02/20/2010 03:05 PM

Big bOObs Mcgee 02/21/2010 12:59 AM


Wait, are you Chris Garret?

Big bOObs Mcgee 6,369 10
02/20/2010 04:45 PM

You wish. His boobs are bigger.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
02/20/2010 04:51 PM

Is it wrong that the thought of Millie pushing me down a flight of stairs is a major turn-on for me?

Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 61,959 36
02/21/2010 06:48 AM

Well it's certainly a turn on for me.

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
02/21/2010 06:58 AM

It could lead to another GaBber in a wheel chair. So for me? Not so much.

Cinderblock 27,522 24
02/22/2010 03:52 PM

I irrigate my sinuses a couple days a week. Like this:




Hawt.

Fratberry 277,318 52
02/22/2010 10:14 PM

What makes me unattractive?

Well... you people, pretty much.