Taco is a Frost-ing bitch
A comedy conversation
by Under Under Duck  99,723  76
02/17/2010 05:27 AM 391 views
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I had a nightmare last night, and in it, Taco was a complete bitch to me the entire time.
I was in high school, and I had made some AWESOME cookies for my math class. I'm talking 6 or 7 different kinds, all fancy - better than Millie's cookies any day! For some reason, no one would even try any. Straw came to class late, and she took a bag of sugar, poured it all around her desk and then started telling everyone how great my cookies were. She wasn't eating any though, just talking. While she was distracting me with these antics, Taco went up to the teacher's desk and started messing with my cookies. I turned around to discover her putting store-bought icing all over them! I was like, what the hell? She was really snotty and said that since no one else was eating them, she figured she'd take them all and decorate them the way she liked. I was really hurt, but since she was more popular than me, I let her do it.
For some reason school was suddenly over, and everyone was getting ready to drive to an away football game. I couldn't find my coat, but I did locate 4 of my older daughter's coats. I was really pissed off about that, and as I was stuffing them all into my backpack, Taco and a friend of hers came into the coatroom. They started talking about upcoming English speeches, and I interjected a couple of comments about the topic. Taco point blank told me to shut the Frost up because she wasn't interested in my opinion.
I was completely shocked. I asked her why she was being so mean, and she said it was because she hated me.
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Hilarious
14 votes
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12 votes
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Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 61,959  36
02/17/2010 05:30 AM
Uh, this was a dream, right? If not...uh...sorry. Schnapps are a hell of a thing.
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Hilarious
12 votes
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Under Under Duck 99,723 76
02/17/2010 05:30 AM
I ran sobbing back to the classroom, and Spicey was searching for his coat. Since he couldn't locate it, he put on some little kid's clothes and tore them all to shreds. He yelled at me later, when I found his coat and was trying to give it make to him.
Then the true nightmare began - I was driving my own car up to the football game, and I got on the Thruway backwards. I tried to spin the car around to face the right way, and as I did so, one of the football jocks rear-ended me. The football jock was Ravos, only younger and hotter.
One of the teachers got out of another car and told Ravos that he needed to beat his recent murder case and an accident wouldn't help him, so she said she would take responsibility.
I woke up terrified because Ravos had murdered Taco, and her corpse was in the trunk of my car. The rest of my dream was her haunting me, and telling me why I was a loser and would always suck at everything I tried to do in life.
Thanks Taco!
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Hilarious
8 votes
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Under Under Duck 99,723 76
02/17/2010 05:31 AM
GAH! She's still haunting me! Get out of my thread! It was a dream, it was a dream!
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9 votes
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Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 61,959 36
02/17/2010 05:33 AM
You shouldn't have let Ravos kill me man, I Frostin' love cookies.
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5 votes
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Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
02/17/2010 05:33 AM
Your dreams rock!
Tell us the one where all the girl's from Live had sex.
Oh wait, that was my dream.......
Your MY dreams rock.
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Hilarious
5 votes
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The Write Straw 95,470 36
02/17/2010 05:33 AM
I'm sorry!!! I couldn't eat your cookies because I've gone back on Weight Watchers for a couple months. But I wanted to be supportive and that's why I was praising them.
The sugar circle was a hex to try and get rid of that little orange fuzzy Froster.
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10 votes
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Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 61,959 36
02/17/2010 05:38 AM
Also I am grossly offended you think I'd use store frosting. Not that I care about your opinion anyway. *scoffs*
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8 votes
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SHP 181,276 70
02/17/2010 06:13 AM
If you're not going to tell us what you did with Taco's dead body, then you're dead to me.
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9 votes
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Pants 14,218 17
02/17/2010 06:41 AM
Holy Shakespeare you guys need to take some time away from GAB.
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Hilarious
9 votes
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Frozen Chickens Section 282,028 58
02/17/2010 06:42 AM
Well I'm glad somebody finally said it.
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Funny
4 votes
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KChiki - Still not Chi Chi! 124,281 89
02/17/2010 06:47 AM
I'm here just about every work day and I VERY RARELY dream about you weirdos.
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Hilarious
8 votes
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Brad Poynter 35,418 48
02/17/2010 07:00 AM
The more you rearrange the the title, the better it gets.
Taco Frost-ing is a bitch.
A taco bitch is Frost-ing
A bitch taco is Frost-ing
Frost-ing bitch is a taco.
Frost-ing taco is a bitch.
Is a bitch Frost-ing taco?
Is taco Frost-ing a bitch?
A bitch is Frost-ing taco
Taco is Frost-ing a bitch
Bitch Frost-ing is a taco.
Is Frost-ing Taco a bitch?
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Pramable Lectern 78,178 40
02/17/2010 08:51 AM
Undies- What? I'm not in one of your messed up GAB dreams? You don't love me anymore!
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7 votes
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Cinderblock 27,522 24
02/17/2010 01:17 PM
he put on some little kid's clothes and tore them all to shreds.
Spicey MAD. Spicey SMASH.
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5 votes
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Under Under Duck 99,723 76
02/17/2010 01:24 PM
Pram, I can pretty much make myself dream about something - anything - if I think about it specifically right before falling asleep. All I have to do is concentrate on a topic, and 9 times out of 10, it'll show up. It's really neat when I want to continue a really good dream from one night to the next.
That said, there is no one on here I WANT to dream about, other than my Haggis. I've never gone to bed, crossing my fingers and whispering "Dead teen Taco, dead teen Taco" - and CERTAINLY never, "come on claymating shoeFroster!"
What skill I wish I did have is the ability to stop myself from dreaming about something specific - like when I had that drawn-out series featuring Frat and the raptors.
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Pramable Lectern 78,178 40
02/17/2010 01:26 PM
The more you rearrange the the title, the better it gets.
Not only that, but you can rearrange the letters themselves into anagrams!
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caustification kgb h. &c caustification kgb h. c caustification kgb h. c. caustification kgb h. c caustification kgb h. c.
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Pramable Lectern 78,178 40
02/17/2010 01:31 PM
Dead teen Taco
DID SOMEONE SAY Dead Teen Taco?
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Funny
2 votes
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Under Under Duck 99,723 76
02/17/2010 01:38 PM
Pram:
1. Stop.
2. Take meds.
b. Everybody wins!
Thanxurapeach, Undies
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Pramable Lectern 78,178 40
02/17/2010 01:40 PM
It was Anagramsite... I can't get anything useful out of that site. No matter what I input... How come everyone else got real words?
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Pramable Lectern 78,178 40 BOOM
02/17/2010 01:40 PM
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Funny
2 votes
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Duke Ravos IV 62,361 20
02/18/2010 11:21 PM
one of the football jocks rear-ended me. The football jock was Ravos, only younger and hotter.
So...come here often?
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2 votes
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Barefoot Chance 171,220 14
02/18/2010 11:38 PM
I couldn't find my coat, but I did locate 4 of my older daughter's coats
I think the moral of this story is UNDIES PUT OUT IN HIGH SCHOOL. You sure you werent popular?
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5 votes
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Millie 116,854 28
02/19/2010 11:33 AM
So, you have dreams about cookies, but I'm never in your dreams?
Where's TTJ? She had a dream where I was in a maid's costume! That's the kind of dream I like to hear.
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10 votes
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Frogpop 173,113 25
02/19/2010 01:24 PM
That's the kind of dream we all like to hear.
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