Ok, now it's my turn to review the piece of Shakespeare.
*vomits on the olive branch he would normally extend to angry young musicians*
Ok here goes... in no particularly order:
1. No reason for existing. Absolutely pointless song.
2. Let's scream the chorus, everybody! Over... hand claps. The screaming isn't even tuned, it's just the drywall on a barren building. Oh well, it could be worse.... THANK CHRIST THIS SONG DOESN'T HAVE AUTOTUNE.\
3. Hip Hop was not meant to grow up on a same block as Screamo, and here we can see them spooning like two monkeys taking turns eating the bugs out of each others' backs.
4. I now regret buying that hip-hop drum machine. If I ever use it, I will tune the snare low enough to knock the Crunkleberries off of these bogeyfags.
I've seen this before, but what I find most ironic is that, whilst these kids are performing tracks solely designed to dilute the musical sensibilities of anyone listening to it and attempting to attribute alpha-male qualities to themselves by getting 'freaky now' inside low-budget videos featuring a bunch of girls they seemingly recruited by handing out $5 bills at the local mall, every single one of them would probably be the lead girl's best friend in a John Hughes movie while she's out screwing the quaterback.
I honestly hope that they all get to watch their families die of cancer before dying in a horrific twink-porn accident.
Not a single one of those girls can dance. Lame. The video would have been better if they were lying on their backs. I didn't watch the entire thing though, so maybe some of that happened later.
Or rather, it obviously happened before, when they were auditioning to be in it.
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