Cinderblock 27,522 24
02/17/2010 03:05 PM

Because his step dad touched him in the shower?

Blue Suede Shempxistential Blues 22,212 16
02/17/2010 03:13 PM

Pram is an Orb Hoarder Because:

He is a douchebag.

Anh Onymous 11,108 14
02/17/2010 03:13 PM

In the beginning, the orbs slowly leaked out, but now Pram's surgically restored anus keeps most of them in.

Blue Suede Shempxistential Blues 22,212 16 Watching the Orb Hoarders scatter
02/17/2010 03:15 PM

Oh oh oh, I can't wait to see who part 2 is about.

Blue Suede Shempxistential Blues 22,212 16
02/17/2010 03:17 PM

And yet only 39 of the 99 people who viewed it bestowed orbs upon it.


I viewed the thread but I could not watch the video. Imma gonna trya againa.

Blue Suede Shempxistential Blues 22,212 16
02/17/2010 03:21 PM

I can not find a Thread made by Mung in the past couple of days.


Anyone have linkage?


Or maybe Mung, the nice feller he is, could post it again.

Cinderblock 27,522 24
02/17/2010 03:24 PM

Just show me: Everything. Dumbass.

Cinderblock 27,522 24
02/17/2010 03:25 PM

Oh, wait, it WAS started as a conversation. Whatever, you're still a dumbass because you're a steak and not a mug. Use the other water fountain!

Pramable Lectern 78,176 40
02/17/2010 04:26 PM

Honestly? I'm too busy laughing and forget to click posts! I think all of you are funny, and enjoy reading your unique takes on comedy topics as well as articles you have written yourself.

If you remember when I was Pramela Anderson, (it's a long story, but I had to start another account because I forgot my password and was misled by ZUG's "hey, go ahead and sign up" screen). Anyway, on that account, I gave a lot of orbs. So I actually have given more orbs than it looks like, they're just split between two accounts, although I never intended to have more than one.

*looks*

Ah damn, even then I was an orb hoarder by 3:1. *hangs head in shame*

Which brings me back to my first excuse: I just forget to click. If you like I will go into auto-click mode and essentially high five the entire board for the next 36 hours (I have Pomm coffee).

Fun fact: I have never been on medication. When I get annoying here, my blood sugar is just bottoming out. Sorry.

Frogpop 173,113 25
02/17/2010 04:37 PM

If you like I will go into auto-click mode and essentially high five the entire board for the next 36 hours

Two Goofuses don't make a Gallant. How about you just click people when you think they're funny? If Pubah can do it, anyone can.

Pramable Lectern 78,176 40
02/17/2010 04:42 PM

ok, but I find everything funny.

HAHHAHAHA, tree!

*tries to click it*

HAHAHA, pineapple!

*tries to click it*

HAHA, RACCOON!

*tries to cl-AAAAAAAAHHHHHhhh!!

Flight attendant~ boing boing ! 772 9
02/17/2010 04:50 PM

Pram,I think you are funny cute.

Pramable Lectern 78,176 40
02/17/2010 05:05 PM

Found this while looking for all of the orbs I've hoarded.

Taco: the Lord of the Crunch 53,545 12
06/01/2006 08:54 AM

Pram you are such a Frost-ing retard, you posted your crap ass music and expected people to not slam you? That's like Jilly posting a gallery of the mesh bag of horrors and expecting us to offer to help her get a modelling contract.

The irony tastes like your beloved Taro bubbly.

Blue Suede Shempxistential Blues 22,212 16
02/17/2010 09:28 PM

Oh, wait, it WAS started as a conversation. Whatever, you're still a dumbass because you're a steak and not a mug. Use the other water fountain!


Yeah well, yeah, yeah well, mug spelled backwords spells gum. And people chew both steak and gum. But they swallow the steak, they spit out the gum. Because everybody knows that if you swallow gum, it will sit in your large intestines and cause cancer. Gum also rots your teeth.

So there. Yeah how do you like that, huh?

Yeah, you use the other water fountain. I'm going to sit at the counter. Have me a turkey sammich, on white bread, with mayonnaise. And I just might take a wiz in your water fountain on the way out.

Yeah well, I didnt mean to go off like a mad man and be so violently out of control there, but dog-gone-it, I was peeved.

Anyway, I hope youre ok, I didnt mean to scare you like that. I don't know what I was thinking, I never say such things. I should be ashamed.

Now SUYT!

Pramable Lectern 78,176 40
02/17/2010 10:08 PM

Another thing that occured to me: I can't give orbs as fast as you give them to me, Frosters! Slow down!!! I need to catch up, but you're giving me carpal tunnel.

Duke Ravos IV 62,361 20
02/17/2010 10:22 PM

If you remember when I was Pramela Anderson, (it's a long story, but I had to start another account because I forgot my password and was misled by ZUG's "hey, go ahead and sign up" screen). Anyway, on that account, I gave a lot of orbs.

Weren't most of those orbs given to yourself?

MungChamp 35,886 35
02/17/2010 11:01 PM

What Whistler is trying to say is that you should all give me more orbs and stop being little bitches.

A++ Thread. Would recommend.

Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 61,959 36
02/17/2010 11:39 PM

those 99 views aren't unique visitors I'm pretty sure.

Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 61,959 36
02/17/2010 11:46 PM

...or maybe they are and I'm a Frost-ing sped. Either way.

Cyco Ivan 11,324 11
02/17/2010 11:58 PM

I looked at the thread at work and could not see the video, hence no clickies. Sorry, but I don't log on a lot from home. Judging from the comments though, it sounds like it was full of inside jokes that I haven't been here long enough to fully appreciate.

One other thing to consider (and feel free to correct me if I'm wrong) but aren't views generated per computer not per user? Some users may be viewing it on multiple computers. There's also probably a few anonymous lurkers who would have generated a view but cannot rate.

That said though, I'm getting to be a hoarder as well. By no means am I trying to say that I'm 3 times funnier than everyone here. Between work cracking down on Internet use and other responsibilities taking up more of my time, it's all I can do to post my own unfunny comments and not really read the rest of the threads. Although it doesn't help that sometimes the orbs come in faster than I can give them out....

The Write Straw 95,470 36 sneaks over to the Hitler thread, confirms that she already orbed Mung, breathes sigh of relief.
02/17/2010 11:59 PM

I will give Pram's defense the benefit of the doubt. I sometimes forget to click, even if I think it is funny. It's like a muscle, you gotta use it or you lose it.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
02/18/2010 01:15 AM

I don't click people because I hate you all. Especially people who start threads to make sure I will not end up funniest of the month.

Under Under Duck 99,723 76
02/18/2010 04:13 AM

After looking at my stats, I've come to the conclusion that I shouldn't click anyone. Ever.

Given: 165,753
Received: 71,801

Because Whistler's called him out, I'm going to blame Pram specifically for this imbalance. Bitch better start clicking me or he's going to get my fist up his ass. And not in a romantic way.

Cyco Ivan 11,324 11
02/18/2010 04:18 AM

Bitch better start clicking me or he's going to get my fist up his ass. And not in a romantic way.

Ouch. Talk about giving until it hurts.

Frozen Chickens Section 282,028 58
02/18/2010 04:43 AM

Quickly checks his own stats before posting...

Let's see, 236,384 / 64,967 = 3.64 times better than everybody else.

Humm.

Yeah, that's about right.

Frozen Chickens Section 282,028 58
02/18/2010 05:05 AM

Actually taking into account the three of four times over the years that the rating system has changed and massive amounts of clickies seemed to wiped away into the ether, I'm going to have to say that clickies don't matter.

Has that ever been said before?

Frogpop 173,113 25
02/18/2010 05:10 AM

After looking at my stats, I've come to the conclusion that I shouldn't click anyone. Ever.

*cough*

Frozen Chickens Section 282,028 58
02/18/2010 05:13 AM

Dang. I don't think she is imbalanced. I think she has parkensons.

Under Under Duck 99,723 76
02/18/2010 05:34 AM

Damn, Dianada deserves a support group.

Dianada 57,119 105
02/18/2010 05:37 AM

What can I say? I'm a loose clicker!

Frozen Chickens Section 282,028 58
02/18/2010 06:28 AM

Among other things.

Pramable Lectern 78,176 40
02/18/2010 07:27 AM

I can't... stop... CLICKING.

Whistler made my OCD act up again.


Weren't most of those orbs given to yourself?

Yeah, but not by me.

*clicks Ravos's post*

*clicks Undies' post*

*clicks Lobster's post*

*gets a virus*

Pramable Lectern 78,176 40
02/18/2010 07:37 AM

Actually, I'm not gonna lie... last night in my tired stupor I was going through old threads giving stealth orbs and I accidentally clicked some of my oldest posts because they were in the way and I was like a minefield in 2006.

I would never intentionally click my own posts, though. That would be out of character. Not something I would do.

Thud 66,695 17
02/18/2010 09:18 AM

I knew there was a reason I liked Dianada.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
02/18/2010 01:00 PM

Thud, its for the same reason everyone else likes her, she has a sweet rack.

Just Plain Jeeni 43,386 49
02/18/2010 01:33 PM

Oh wow! This seems to explain the mysterious +100 zugs I received today. Thanks Pram, you're very sweet!

Pramable Lectern 78,176 40
02/18/2010 01:35 PM

The wheels on my charity wagon are about to fall off.

TopHatSnake 3,138 10
02/18/2010 02:50 PM

given - 662
received - 382

now see here you Frosters...

Pramable Lectern 78,176 40
02/18/2010 03:25 PM

Ok.

Pramable Lectern 78,176 40
02/18/2010 03:32 PM

TopHatSnake

Total ZUGZ Received
426
Total ZUGZ Given
682

Shell Belle 76,640 24
02/18/2010 09:56 PM

Holy crap, Pram. You gave out over 10,000 orbs in one day? Pace yourself a little bit. You'll end up with carpal tunnel.

Pramable Lectern 78,176 40
02/20/2010 12:56 AM

On a different note, I apologize for going hogShakespeare ape-wild with the blessings. I feel like a Pope who has sinned against the Lord by appreciating him too much.

It's kind of a bizarre thing to say, but I'm sorry for giving orbs. Ironic, given that I wasn't giving orbs, which got me into this mess.

The only solution I can think of to sort out this mess is to not read any threads and just click on the ads and buy Shakespeare.

Midgets 93,936 47
02/20/2010 01:05 AM

You just got yourself some valtrex, didn't cha?

Pramable Lectern 78,176 40
02/20/2010 01:25 AM

Yeah, after clicking on one of Trae's posts.