Sweet Dreams II
A comedy conversation
by TheFoye  55,700  15
02/18/2010 02:24 AM 243 views
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Some of you may remember the first one.
So I have had a few more lately, not really sure what brings them on, but whatever it is I want more.
So I was walking along when I see an open door and in the open door I see a mostly nude good looking chubby woman and a fully clothed guy, so I approach to see what's going on and the guy goes "hey do you want to Frost this chick, I can't right now", so always happy to oblige I agree to do what he can't, so I'm pounding away jack hammer or porn star style if you will, when the door comes busting in (there was another door) it's a prostitute sting and the chick is a cop. Well after some argument over the fact that I didn't pay anything they drag the guy who invited me to Frost her off to jail and I continued to pound the female police officer. She starts getting kind of loud now because I'm really going at it when the other door comes busting in, now the cops are accusing me of raping her, after some more arguing and her explaining that she was having an orgasm, not screaming for help, I woke up.
My next dream, I was walking through a mall or something and random women would come up to me and grab my junk, surprised but pleased I released my huge Coleridge out for ease of access to the ladies. When I got to the other side of the store after being woman handled by about 20 women I was notified that I had just been taped for a new Old Spice commercial.
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Gorky Thatcher 41,132  12
02/18/2010 02:34 AM
Please to be making another post in this thread. I three'd you after the first dream, but the second deserves at least a four.
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SHP 181,276 70
02/18/2010 02:39 AM
Dear Foye,
We found your recent submission of poop jokes hilarious. Unfortunately, this isn't the sort of content we normally publish. Perhaps you have our site confused with another site?
Sincerely,
Penthouse Forum
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The Mailman 174,473 52
02/18/2010 02:40 AM
"If you develop hallucinations, paranoia, confusion or if you start having unusual and vivid dreams, stop taking Chantix and call your doctor right away."
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TheFoye 55,700 15
02/18/2010 02:40 AM
So, anybody seen Chance, I'd like to see her interpretation.
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SHP 181,276 70
02/18/2010 02:41 AM
Hey! What happened to my /stolen from Bob Johnson tag? Stupid new Zug.
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Cyco Ivan 11,324 11
02/18/2010 04:01 AM
PTSD is a hell of a disorder.
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The Write Straw 95,470 36
02/18/2010 04:30 AM
After seeing that Old Spice commercial, I would definitely buy a lot of Old Spice.
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Space Admiral BobJohnson 177,873 22
02/18/2010 04:51 AM
Damnit, SHP! Would it have killed you to add a /stolen from Bob Johnson tag? Sheesh.
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Space Admiral BobJohnson 177,873 22
02/18/2010 04:51 AM
I'm so angry, I'm shaking. Which is kind of handy, since I'm also masturbating.
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Frozen Chickens Section 282,028 58
02/18/2010 05:11 AM
I do actually remember a dream where "that time came" and I released the snake only to be surprised greatly by the fact that I do have a tremendous schlong of of porn star proportions.
How in the world did I not ever notice this before, I wondered.
Then I woke and cried a bit.
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4 votes
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orcgay atkay 41,132 12
02/18/2010 05:43 AM
My daughter was about three the last time I had a wet dream.
I recall the dream had lots of sex in a thunderstorm an the "release" was intense. Woke up in sticky underwear and soaking wet, urine smelling sheets.
Later in the day and grandmom's house, my daughter thought it would be funny to tell her I wet the bed. I deftly blamed my daughter, claiming to have slept on the couch because she had a bad dream and wanted to sleep with her mommy.
She cried because I was so convincing and grandmom didn't believe her.
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Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
02/18/2010 06:22 AM
My daughter was about three the last time I had a wet dream.
I recall the dream had lots of sex in a thunderstorm an the "release" was intense. Woke up in sticky underwear and soaking wet, urine smelling sheets.
Later in the day and grandmom's house, my daughter thought it would be funny to tell her I wet the bed. I deftly blamed my daughter, claiming to have slept on the couch because she had a bad dream and wanted to sleep with her mommy.
She cried because I was so convincing and grandmom didn't believe her.
That story is wrong on so many levels.
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Space Admiral BobJohnson 177,873 22
02/18/2010 06:37 AM
I have a few questions.
1. How did your daughter know about your wet sheets?
2. Why does your semen smell like urine?
2.1 Was there a golden shower in the dream?
3. Why was it necessary to concoct an elaborate alibi and blame your daughter?
3.1 Couldn't you have just said that the sheets were never wet?
3.1.1 Or did your daughter bring the wet sheets to grandma as evidence?
4. Would it have killed you to add a /stolen from Bob Johnson tag?
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The Mailman 174,473 52
02/18/2010 06:48 AM
1. How did your daughter know about your wet sheets?
There was a thread that explained this, but it got deleted.
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TheFoye 55,700 15
02/19/2010 01:20 AM
Holy crap, I had another dream last night and I awoke with a raging boner. All I can remember is I was protecting a bunch of naked ladies with an assault rifle. Good thing I don't have a hair trigger.
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4 votes
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Big bOObs Mcgee 6,369 10
02/20/2010 03:06 PM
I often have amazing orgasms in while I am asleep. I will wake up just as I come usually. Damn good way to wake up! Who needs folgers when you have dreams about hot lesbians eating you out?
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4 votes
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TheFoye 55,700 15
02/22/2010 01:49 AM
I have never had an orgasm in my sleep before, I have woke up from dreaming about eating Poe with my face in my armpit though.
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