KChiki - Still not Chi Chi! 124,281 89
02/18/2010 06:02 AM

Network Administration.

As far as my employer is concerned, I AM the Frost-ing internet, bitches!

Brad Poynter 35,418 48
02/18/2010 06:04 AM

I work in IT as a network guy so when I visit Zug its actually an internet connectivity test.






Yep, still working!

Sully 601 9
02/18/2010 06:04 AM

Federal Public Service. No one cares enough to pay attention.

MungChamp 35,886 35
02/18/2010 06:08 AM

Your Mom.

Cyco Ivan 11,324 11
02/18/2010 06:14 AM

I work as a help desk analyst, so when I put people on hold because they're such Frost-ing idiots, I go here to relax.

KChicki, at first I thought you said you were Frost-ing the Internet. That would be hot.

"pram" 53,130 53
02/18/2010 06:17 AM

Your mom's shoes.

"Lobster" 53,130 53
02/18/2010 06:18 AM

My stepdad.

The Mailman 174,473 52
02/18/2010 06:30 AM

I work as an IT security person. I have a primary computer connected to the corporate network and a second computer that is directly connected to the Internet, which I use to browse malicious sites, read haxxor forums, visit IRC channels and so on to do some undercover intelligence work without exposing my employer's identity.

You'd think I use the second computer to surf on ZUG, but the truth is, I use the first one. I'd rather get caught by my employer wasting time on a comedy site than taking the chance of a hacker site stealing my ZUG credentials.

Pants 14,218 17
02/18/2010 06:38 AM

I'm a professional toilet clogger.

Gonzo 20,504 16
02/18/2010 06:49 AM

Professional Stalker.

Don't worry, not that kind, though. I am professionally Stalker, the GI Joe.

Yo Joe!

SHP 181,268 70
02/18/2010 06:53 AM

HR Manager
Nobody violates the electronic media policy until I write it.

SHP 181,268 70
02/18/2010 06:54 AM

And I have no time to write it. 'Cause, obviously, I'm here.

Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 61,959 36
02/18/2010 08:16 AM

Part time IT. Seems to be a common theme around here.

Pramable Lectern 78,176 40
02/18/2010 08:19 AM

Full time not IT.

Anh Onymous 11,108 14
02/18/2010 08:20 AM

I'm a full time student, an intern at the Social Security Admin, and I deliver Chinese food on the weekends. I'm not allowed to GAB at work because the gubment might catch on to you sickos.

Millie 116,854 28
02/18/2010 09:16 AM

I don't have internet access at work. Well, I have some, but only to a few sites--vendors and competitors. Even then, our service is slow and most sites are blocked or semi-blocked. It's embarrassing when I'm trying to look something up for a customer.

Chi Chi Felipe 161,287 14
02/18/2010 09:58 AM

I work at a boatyard. It's Shakespeare. Everyday I become stupider. Mix in some industrial chemicals and lead exposure and I'm on a one-way ticket to Retardsville.

Anh Onymous 11,108 14
02/18/2010 10:22 AM

Lead Exposure sounds like the name of an angst ridden emo-rock band.

High Priestess sayth: GEAUX SAINTS! 58,196 29
02/18/2010 11:28 AM

I serve the nation's youth government issued Sloppy Joe meat product in our educational system.

Thud 66,695 17
02/18/2010 11:38 AM

I can't talk about what I do to the customers I don't like.

Phla hab a code 130,632 34
02/18/2010 12:12 PM

I GAB on a phone now, which will partially explain my upcoming appearance in one of Whistler's Orb Hog threads. Don't know how to click on that little bitch.

Phla hab a code 130,632 34
02/18/2010 12:13 PM

I mean the phone is a little bitch.

Not Whistler. He's not a little bitch.














































Hi. ...wait, what did you expect to see down here anyway?

Frogpop 173,113 25
02/18/2010 01:08 PM

Disgruntled state employee.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
02/18/2010 01:12 PM

Currently I am learning how to curl. I figure unless Beer Pong becomes and Olympic sport the only way I will represent our country is playing shuffle board on ice.

Blue Suede Shempxistential Blues 22,212 16
02/18/2010 01:40 PM

Great idea. a fat man on ice.

Just Plain Jeeni 43,386 49
02/18/2010 02:22 PM

I'm independently wealthy. No, that's not right - hmm.. I work for myself.

Just Plain Jeeni 43,386 49 looks over her shoulder
02/18/2010 02:23 PM

Thankfully, my employer isn't an ass and hasn't blocked this site.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
02/18/2010 02:31 PM

I am the Director of Manufacturing/East Coast U.S. Operations for a multinational corporation where 6,999 other employees are looking at Suicide Girls or Mr. Skin, so ZuG is flying well under the radar.

Just Plain Jeeni 43,386 49
02/18/2010 02:33 PM

Don't you mean 6,969 other employees? Bow, chicka bow wow ~

Midgets 93,936 47
02/18/2010 02:40 PM

I'm on layoff so my wife considers herself my boss.

As long as I have on pants and don't sit here with a beer at 8 am I get away with pretty much whatever I want.

Cinderblock 27,522 24
02/18/2010 05:42 PM

I'm a full-time student, so about 3/4 of the time I have to do homework is spent here.

ThirstyMcSurly, ok may be a Zombie 4,444 11
02/18/2010 06:28 PM

Knee Pad tester

Duke Ravos IV 62,361 20
02/18/2010 10:19 PM

Mix in some industrial chemicals and lead exposure and I'm on a one-way ticket to Retardsville superpowers.

Pramable Lectern 78,176 40 what kinds of people post on GAB? Hmm, let's see what's in the ol' email...
02/18/2010 10:36 PM

You just won the Busted Cherry trophy!

I won, I WON! I WON I WON I WON!!!

Shell Belle 76,640 24
02/18/2010 10:46 PM

I'm the CEO of a small company. I have three employees. Two of them are children and the third acts like one most of the time. I spend my time coordinating meal service, arranging transportation, and saying things like, "Stop hitting your sister!" and "How many times do I have to tell you to pick up your mess?"

KChiki - Still not Chi Chi! 124,281 89
02/18/2010 11:12 PM

Shell, so you're the CEO of Administrative Support?

ZukeTheRed 485 6
02/19/2010 02:27 AM

I'm a statistician working for the PA state gubmint.

I do fun stuff with numbers, and that's about as far as I can usually go when other people ask me what I do before they get confused and wander away.

Also, gubmint is a great idea for a gum flavor marketed to teabaggers!. I could make millions of those suckers.

ZukeTheRed 485 6
02/19/2010 02:29 AM

And by !. I mean !. Wait. Also, by of I mean off. Zug's spelling and grammar auto-checking must not be working right today.

Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
02/19/2010 02:30 AM

I'm a soldier of fortune, wanted by the government for a crime I didn't commit.

Randall Cleveland 49,000 13
02/19/2010 02:35 AM

I do product write-ups and blog posts for an online retailer. A big part of my job is just soaking in the zeitgeist and filtering out interesting things to write about.

I finally found a job that pays me to do all the Shakespeare my old jobs fired me for.

Brad Poynter 35,418 48
02/19/2010 02:57 AM

"I'm a soldier of fortune, wanted by the government for a crime I didn't commit."

Wait, Bill is OJ Simpson?

Jepperoni 58,563 13
02/19/2010 10:04 AM

I'm an engineer for a global manufacturer who Gabbed so well he kept getting promoted until he didn't have time to Gab any more. When I'm not working I'm generally making babies.

Under Under Duck 99,723 76
02/19/2010 10:39 AM

Wait, Bill is OJ Simpson?

Well, he sure as Shakespeare ain't BA Baracus.

Blue Suede Shempxistential Blues 22,212 16
02/19/2010 10:47 AM

I'm lucky I don't have to work.

It seems that I have some malformed veins in my brain. And when I was 29 I had several TIA's and strokes.

I'm not a gimp or a creeple, but I do have some issues. Balance, short term memory, and massive head aches to name a few. Boy howdy, am I lucky or what?

But before all that, I was attending college for my second time and working part-time at Lowes.

Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
02/19/2010 11:08 AM

I'm not a gimp or a creeple, but I do have some issues. Balance, short term memory, and massive head aches to name a few. Boy howdy, am I lucky or what?



Are you sure the massive headaches aren't from losing your balance, falling down and hitting your head? You probably just forgot.

Midgets 93,936 47 Channels Whistler
02/19/2010 11:17 AM

. Balance, short term memory, and massive head aches to name a few. Boy howdy, am I lucky or what?

But before all that, I was attending college for my second time and working part-time at Lowes.



Put down the bowl.

Blue Suede Shempxistential Blues 22,212 16
02/19/2010 11:30 AM

5 Orbs for you.

















Jerk.

Blue Suede Shempxistential Blues 22,212 16
02/19/2010 11:52 AM

Actually I agree.

I am you classic underachiever. I've held many different jobs, I've been to college twice. The first time I just didnt care and dropped out. The second time I had gotten sick and could no longer continue.

I've been a shoe salesman, a plumber, a framer, a landscaper, a cook, a dishwasher, a funiture salesman, I deliverd pizza, delivered appliances, delivered funiture, I stripped floors, tended bar, I was a bouncer, a Mill worker at Lowes, I was a forklift driver, a concrete landscaper, a male prostitute, a dry wall hanger, I worked for an auctoneer, played bass in a long hair rock and roll band, sold weed, worked on a shrimp boat, I installed sprinkler systems, answerd phones for the Furst group, worked in a supermarket, worked at a farm market, and delivered flowerers.

I slack therefore I am.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
02/19/2010 12:47 PM

I call fat daughter on the shrimp boat, male prostitute and bass player jobs.

You're mixing up your own life with the movie Forest Gump.

Frozen Chickens Section 282,028 58
02/19/2010 11:59 PM

Chippendale.


The chipmunks, not the dancers.

Hammerhead 59,398 14
02/20/2010 05:49 AM

I am a Shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies.

Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 61,959 36
02/20/2010 07:16 AM

Ch-ch-ch-Chip and Dale: rescue rangers!