Young girls of GAB - prepare to be lecherously boarded!
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by dinesh  24,837  15
02/19/2010 02:14 AM 328 views
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GAB, Live, whatever.
This link is not so much funny as depressing. For some of us.
Some awesome money quotes:
As you can see, men tend to focus on the youngest women in their already skewed preference pool, and, what's more, they spend a significant amount of energy pursuing women even younger than their stated minimum. No matter what he's telling himself on his setting page, a 30 year-old man spends as much time messaging 18 and 19 year-olds as he does women his own age.
These color discontinuities indicate dramatic changes in a woman's dating mentality: when a women turns 20 she decides it's okay to message significantly older men (i.e. the upper reaches of the chart suddenly become less red). At 29, a woman becomes even more open to older men and, in addition, stops writing the youngest ones.
A woman's desirability peaks at 21, which, ironically enough is the age that men just begin their "prime," i.e. become more desirable than average. Following that dotted line out, you can see that a woman of 31 is already "past her prime," while a man doesn't become so until 36.
Young women of the board, my email is in my profile.
And now the link:
http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/2010/02/16/the-case-for-an-older-woman/
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Funny
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dinesh 24,837  15
02/19/2010 02:14 AM
In all seriousness, the graphics in this blog post are really great. They convey a lot of new, interesting information in pretty easy-to-digest chunks. The slider graphs are neat, too.
All the rest of you single losers should go read it.
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Chuckleworthy
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SHP 181,276 70
02/19/2010 02:32 AM
Is there a graph that shows the relation between this information and the number of cats I will have by the time I reach 35?
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Funny
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orcgay atkay 41,132 12
02/19/2010 02:39 AM
Hmm...zone of greatness...the G-Spot!
We've found it!
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The Mailman 174,473 52
02/19/2010 02:55 AM
I know a bunch of "entertainment" web sites that disagree with this study. According to them, the MILFs are where it's at these days.
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Brad Poynter 35,418 48
02/19/2010 02:55 AM
The g-spot was already located and found to be inside a mans wallet.
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Amusing
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peoriagrace 6,153 11
02/19/2010 03:13 AM
I've dated lots of guys younger than me; and older than me. Not my same age though would not date them. My husband is 4 years younger than me. So cupid can stick his statistics where the sun don't shine(this does not include my ass wrinkles). Hey everybody's gonna get em.
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orcgay atkay 41,132 12
02/19/2010 03:15 AM
Ass wrinkles or statistics?
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Hilarious
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Barney T Dinosaur 2,122 17
02/19/2010 03:21 AM
Women do NOT get smokin hot until they are in their early thirtys. Ive always thought this.
SUYT
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Funny
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Shell Belle 76,640 24
02/19/2010 04:23 AM
the MILFs are where it's at these days.
I love Mailman more than I can express at this particular moment.
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Hilarious
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Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
02/19/2010 11:02 AM
I banged two 22 year old women this morning.
Well, it was the age equivalent, anyway.
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orcgay atkay 41,132 12
02/19/2010 11:21 AM
If I tried to tell my wife banging her was like hitting a couple of 20 year old chicks, she'd assume it was a dig at her weight.
And she'd be right.
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Hilarious
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Fratberry 277,318 52
02/19/2010 11:23 AM
You banged FOUR ELEVEN-YEAR-OLDS???
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Amusing
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Cinderblock 27,522 24
02/19/2010 11:24 AM
According to this article, I will be reaching my "peak desirability" in April. Does this mean on my 21st birthday I'm going to wake up looking like Megan Fox?
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Fratberry 277,318 52
02/19/2010 11:28 AM
Dammit, gorckat, did you come back after being gone for two years JUST TO GET IN MY DAMN WAY???
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Fratberry 277,318 52
02/19/2010 11:29 AM
CINDERBLOCK!!! GAAAAAAAAHH!!!!111
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dinesh 24,837 15
02/19/2010 01:50 PM
cinder, it means you have 4 months to get with this, before i stop taking your calls.
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Cinderblock 27,522 24
02/19/2010 02:48 PM
I both applaud your unwavering policy regarding your cradle-robbing and condemn your math skills.
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Chuckleworthy
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Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
02/19/2010 04:23 PM
You banged FOUR ELEVEN-YEAR-OLDS???
Actually, it was a troop of Brownies.
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dinesh 24,837 15
02/20/2010 03:05 PM
It was hot, and I was hungry, OK?
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BC Bud 13,693 15
02/21/2010 01:30 AM
you could have told me the pictures of the hot babes was at the end of the article. would have saved me having to read look at the pictures the whole article
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