Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
02/19/2010 03:32 AM

How cute. Is that the same coat hangar he used to perform your home abortion too?




Congrat's




P.S. You know that means you're old, right?

orcgay atkay 41,132 12
02/19/2010 03:35 AM

Did he break the tape open, tie you up the spool of magnetic ribbon and then switch you with the coat hanger?

Cause that woulda been hot.

Brad Poynter 35,418 48 Pretending to be younger than he really is
02/19/2010 03:46 AM

Whats a tape?

Cyco Ivan 11,324 11
02/19/2010 03:59 AM

That won't work Brad. We've seen your picture already.

MungChamp 35,886 35
02/19/2010 03:59 AM

[ X ] Thread title does not deliver.

orcgay atkay 41,132 12
02/19/2010 04:07 AM

[ X ] Thread title does not deliver.

It does if think about the hot mom/daughter action that's possible with a child conceived shortly after the car burgling.

dasypygal-unwaxed 12,075 15
02/19/2010 04:22 AM

Congrats!!!

Frozen Chickens Section 282,028 58
02/19/2010 04:32 AM

So married happily for 3 years then?

ThirstyMcSurly, definately a Zombie 4,444 11
02/19/2010 05:26 AM

"Teenage wastelaaaaaaand, Teenage Waaaasteland" Doesn't ring so true now does it...

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
02/19/2010 10:44 AM

Brad, tapes are those newfangled things that replaced the Victrola.

Blue Suede Shempxistential Blues 22,212 16
02/19/2010 10:54 AM

"Teenage wastelaaaaaaand, Teenage Waaaasteland" Doesn't ring so true now does it...


This is the song that came to my mind:

People try to put us d-down (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
Just because we get around (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
Things they do look awful c-c-cold (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
I hope I die before I get old (Talkin' 'bout my generation)



Little too late for that last part now in'it?

peoriagrace 6,153 11
02/20/2010 04:11 AM

Brad, tapes are those newfangled things that replaced the Victrola.

78's, now that was some hard vinyl.

peoriagrace 6,153 11
02/20/2010 04:12 AM

You said Shemp.

peoriagrace 6,153 11
02/23/2010 02:33 PM

You said Shemp.

What I meant to say is: You said it Shemp.

Just Plain Jeeni 43,386 49
02/24/2010 05:39 AM

Congrats Peoriagrace - what a romantic story. Love it!

Reminds me of a tape story of me and my now-hubby/then boyfriend. Incidentally, we've been together for 19 years, too! (Married for 9.)

One day, when I was 19, an older, bald man came to wash the outside and inside of my apartment windows.

When he entered my apartment, the first words from his mouth was: "You like B.O.C.!?" and ranted about B.O.C. being the sound of "our" generation.

I hadn't a clue as to what he was talking about, nor did I consider us to be in the same generation. I smiled pleasantly & tried to follow the conversation, but really had no idea what the Frost he was talking about. He hung around a bit and gave me his number.

After he left, I tried to figure out what the hell just happened.

Then I saw it: My boyfriend had left me a tape labeled "B.O.C.!!" on a trunk in my apartment near a window. I passed the window washer's number on to my boyfriend & told him to give him a call, since they enjoyed the same music.

Every time I hear a song by Blue Oyster Cult, I think of that bald window washer of "my generation".

Just Plain Jeeni 43,386 49
02/24/2010 05:46 AM

(I wasn't as much as a badass as you were, Peoriagrace.)

Millie 116,854 28
02/24/2010 11:20 AM

Heh. I posted about Blue Oyster Cult in the open letter thread! I swear I didn't see Jeeni's post.

Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 61,959 36
02/24/2010 11:40 AM

I just wanted to post in this thread to be the youngest person here.

Hey Jeeni/PG: when you got married, I was 3! Hahaha!

Thud 66,695 17
02/24/2010 11:44 AM

If I had stayed married to the first wife, and had managed to not kill her by now, this year would have marked our 25th anniversary.

That's a milestone not missed. At all.

Just Plain Jeeni 43,386 49
02/24/2010 12:28 PM

Hey Jeeni/PG: when you got married, I was 3! Hahaha!

Go to your room, young lady!

peoriagrace 6,153 11
02/24/2010 06:12 PM

Hey Jeeni/PG: when you got married, I was 3! Hahaha!

Well, someone has to wipe my ass when I'm in a home(my home right now please I have diarrhea).