The Mailman 174,473 52
02/20/2010 03:55 AM

ROFLAMOAOROFOLA! I had to give you a fiver for that!

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
02/20/2010 03:56 AM

I don't believe in tipping orbing because there are whores like Dianada GABbers that orb everyone. I bring balance to the board. Also, after having so much fiber and coffee this morning I think I lost half my body weight after this mornings poop.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
02/20/2010 03:57 AM

I'd punch Mailman, but its winter and he's an albino. Frost-ing camouflage.

Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
02/20/2010 04:03 AM

ROFLAMOAOROFOLA!


Is that french for "Frost you Emerson"?

Shell Belle 76,640 24
02/20/2010 04:03 AM

Listen to his advice, people. Bill is one Liver who has his Shakespeare together. Any advice that he dispenses is likely to be worth its weight in gold. Really.


I gave you a 5 for that, Bill. Even thought it wasn't side splitting. What are you gonna do about it? Huh? You think you're a tough guy?

Shell Belle 76,640 24
02/20/2010 04:08 AM

Even thought it wasn't side splitting

I even put an extra t in there just to piss you off. Feel my wrath!

Maybe you'll think twice before sending me all that Farmville Shakespeare. Farmville sucks balls.

Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
02/20/2010 04:10 AM

I gave you a 5 for that, Bill. Even thought it wasn't side splitting.

Well of course I didn't mean me. Everybody needs to give "ME" orbs.




What are you gonna do about it? Huh?

I'm gonna kick you in the uterus. Where are you keeping it these days?




You think you're a tough guy?


Yep. I can kick all you peoples asses at the same time, over the Internet.

Pramable Lectern 78,178 40
02/20/2010 04:11 AM

Personally, I find Bill's lack of faith disturbing.

But he does have it right- don't orb just to orb, guys. Don't orb just to orb gals, either. That's equally wrong.

I got chewed out for orbing the Frost out of everything, and I learned my lesson. Now I will only orb the Frost out of some things. Even if I can only rate them once, I will still continue to click it as though each click meant something. But only for the really funny posts.

Sometimes when I pick my nose, it bleeds.

Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
02/20/2010 04:23 AM

Personally, I find Bill's lack of faith disturbing.


Did anyone else think of Darth Vadar when they read this?



Dorks!

Hammerhead 59,398 14 pushes glasses back up nose
02/20/2010 05:38 AM

No, but I thought of Darth Vader.

Redwing 3,656 30
02/20/2010 06:36 AM

Bitching about orbs is ruining Gab.

Midgets 93,936 47
02/20/2010 06:45 AM

What I find utterly horrific is that I was thinking the same thing earlier and agree with Bill 100%.

Gahh....I need a beer now

orcgay atkay 41,132 12
02/20/2010 07:21 AM

I orb, therefore I am.

Brad Poynter 35,418 48
02/20/2010 08:31 AM

I'm as generous with fivers as I am in bed, well maybe a little less.

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
02/20/2010 09:04 AM

I only give 5ers to people whom I've just thought about while masturbating.




Mailman, you hussy.

BC Bud 13,693 15
02/20/2010 10:05 AM

What we need at a time like this is a good 'poop' thread. Its been far to long....

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
02/20/2010 10:08 AM

I had a long thready poop not more than two hours ago.

BC Bud 13,693 15
02/20/2010 10:16 AM

eating carpets again dogs?

Hammerhead 59,398 14
02/20/2010 11:21 AM

I don't know about him, but I munch a rug on a regular basis.

Hammerhead 59,398 14
02/20/2010 11:23 AM

So does Ditdah.

Cinderblock 27,522 24
02/20/2010 11:44 AM

Hey, you're completely right, Bill! I'm going to start by not clicking you.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
02/20/2010 12:24 PM

I never meant that people should just click the hell out of everything. I just think that there are many, many of you who were forgetting to orb. Or who have some weird idea that orbing other people will somehow lower your ranking.

It was simpler when we had a straight up or down. Funny, click. Funny, click. Not funny, no click. Unfunny, maha.

Damn, I miss the maha.

Pramable Lectern 78,178 40
02/20/2010 12:37 PM

I never meant that people should just click the hell out of everything.

Well, you gotta be specific! I'm prone to Andy Kaufman tendencies.

Ceci n'est pas une Phla 130,632 34
02/20/2010 12:40 PM

Pardon the honesty, but I actually get angry when something stupid gets clicks. CALL ME A PURIST.

Ceci n'est pas une Phla 130,632 34
02/20/2010 12:43 PM

* purist = drunk

** suck it, Trebek.

Ceci n'est pas une Phla 130,632 34
02/20/2010 12:46 PM

Wait, hang on. I'm stingy. I know it. But this thread is full of fake charity. And THAT pisses me off.

Fratberry 277,318 52
02/20/2010 12:56 PM

I once changed my display name to Les Manturd. I just googled the name and this thread was the first thing that came up. I Frost-ing rock like a Frost-ing mother-Froster.

Dianada 57,119 105
02/20/2010 12:59 PM

Simply for clarification - I don't click anyone all willy-nilly. I just spend too much time on Zug and am able to read [i][everything/i].

Plus, I am pretty easily amused.

Dianada 57,119 105
02/20/2010 01:01 PM

Stupid phone browser moving my stupid cursor and making me look like some stupid noob!

Les Manturd 277,318 52
02/20/2010 01:13 PM

Les Manturd deems you to be chuckleworthy. Stupid n00b.

Manhole 20,243 26
02/20/2010 02:11 PM

A point to consider -

Whenever someone makes a post and it gets clicked with at least a 2 orber, it makes them feel good.

I think I'll say that again...

Whenever someone makes a post and it gets clicked with at least a 2 orber, it makes them feel good.

So when you clickie someone, you're making the poster feel better about themselves. And when people feel better about themselves, they tend to do nice things. And since nice things translate to good actions, people who clickie other people are in a way making this world a better place for all of us.

So please do not hesitate to clickie people. If karma is real (as I believe it is), you'll be well rewarded.

Manhole 20,243 26
02/20/2010 02:32 PM

And if you give people a just a one orber, you'll make people feel worse about thenselves. Think about that before you hand out your orbs.

Please...

Pramable Lectern 78,178 40
02/21/2010 12:22 AM

In the interest of full disclosure, I gave you one orb for that post. How you feel about yourself doesn't matter. What's important, is that this world is cold and distant!!!

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
02/21/2010 12:37 AM

I don't know about charity, but I'll still 5-orb anyone who calls me T-Bone.

Flight attendant~ boing boing ! 772 9
02/21/2010 12:45 AM

Please give me 5 orbs .Orb Me !Orb Me!.

Flight attendant~ boing boing ! 772 9
02/21/2010 12:45 AM

Okay how about 4 orbs for this one?

Flight attendant~ boing boing ! 772 9
02/21/2010 12:46 AM

Or perhaps 3 orbs?

Flight attendant~ boing boing ! 772 9
02/21/2010 12:47 AM

Two orbs!!Please !If you don't pas Orbs to others Lady luck will be very angry with you for the rest of this week and you will have bad luck especially with orbs .

Flight attendant~ boing boing ! 772 9
02/21/2010 01:10 AM

Better Orb me One Orb . Orbbing just like facebook is a much anticipation and excitement generating thing especially like the apps and games in Facebook ( OMG OMG).I am in fact making a new term called Orbrecession and adding it to urbandictionary in honor of Whistler who pointed out how drought ridden of Orbs Zug has become.

Brad Poynter 35,418 48
02/21/2010 01:18 AM

Orbcession: the new colonge from John Hargrave

Smell the Comedy

Midgets 93,936 47
02/21/2010 04:29 AM

It smells of a cross between sellout and diarrhea.

Manhole 20,243 26
02/21/2010 05:04 AM

I think my next invention will be a device that will lock my keyboard when I've had too much to drink.

And Pram, any clickies from you are good clickies.

Pramable Lectern 78,178 40
02/21/2010 05:17 AM

You poor guy... trusting in anything good to come from me. That's like claiming to have invented a fartless burrito.

cakes and ale 2,403 6
02/21/2010 01:24 PM

I found myself doing the same thing Pram was doing so I wouldn't incur the wrath of Whistler

So basically, you're a Poe?

Duke Ravos IV 62,361 20
02/21/2010 11:20 PM

And if you give people a just a one orber, you'll make people feel worse about thenselves. Think about that before you hand out your orbs.

This gives me an idea on how we can cure our lobster infestation...

Frozen Chickens Section 282,028 58
02/21/2010 11:36 PM

I never meant that people should just click the hell out of everything.

I'm sure Dr. Frankenstein didn't mean for half the villagers to be killed either, but that doesn't let him off the hook for creating the monster, does it?

the fun in disfunctional 1,970 6
02/22/2010 06:26 AM

It seems to me that many people (my self included) here click because they agree with something that has been posted...not because the post is funny. It's a hard habit to break.

Pramable Lectern 78,178 40
02/22/2010 07:11 AM

I'm sure Dr. Frankenstein didn't mean for half the villagers to be killed either, but that doesn't let him off the hook for creating the monster, does it?

Not if you are the monster.

orcgay atkay 41,132 12
02/22/2010 11:12 AM

And if you give people a just a one orber, you'll make people feel worse about thenselves. Think about that before you hand out your orbs.

This gives me an idea on how we can cure our lobster infestation...

Wasn't that tried with granny panties Jilly?

Ditdah 123,092 14
02/22/2010 11:27 AM

I don't know about him, but I munch a rug on a regular basis.

So does Ditdah.

I see comments similar to this on here fairly often. You people are all eternal optimists, aren't you?

Millie 116,854 28
02/22/2010 11:37 AM

Who gives a Shakespeare what Whistler thinks? I sure as hell don't. I click whatever makes me laugh. If anyone doesn't like it, they can Frost off.

I do miss the maha, though.

Ditdah 123,092 14
02/22/2010 11:40 AM

Apparently I don't, because I had to scroll up and look for a Whistler post. I didn't even realized he had been in the thread.

Sorry, Dude.

Thud 66,695 17
02/22/2010 11:40 AM

Yay for Millie!

Duke Ravos IV 62,361 20
02/22/2010 10:27 PM

Wasn't that tried with Jilly?

Well, she is gone so I guess it worked.