Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
02/21/2010 07:07 PM

No.

Pramable Lectern 78,171 40
02/21/2010 08:17 PM

I plead the fifth.

Fratberry 277,318 52
02/21/2010 10:13 PM

Your mom.

Under Under Duck 99,723 76
02/21/2010 10:24 PM

I think I may have already won this with my onion sliver, but I dunno. There are a lot of sick Frosts here.

Fratberry 277,318 52
02/21/2010 11:43 PM

There was that time I threw up in my own truck while I was driving. If you've ever been on one of those log rides at an amusement park when the log your on hits the water at the bottom of the hill... the backsplash was just like that.

Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
02/21/2010 11:55 PM

What is the most grossest thing



Your mutilated opening sentence.

dasypygal-unwaxed 12,075 15
02/22/2010 12:49 AM

I find the idolization of one n00b towards another n00b quite nauseating.

Now I need a wash.

Flight attendant~ boing boing ! 772 9
02/22/2010 02:19 AM

*Flails arms to get an autograph from dasypygal-unwaxed,but sadly slips and falls on the trail of gooey slime of self adoration and narcissism left behind by dasypygal-unwaxed*Poor me!.

Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53 wonders what the hell this chick is talking about.
02/22/2010 06:15 AM

*Flails arms to get an autograph from dasypygal-unwaxed,but sadly slips and falls on the trail of gooey slime of self adoration and narcissism left behind by dasypygal-unwaxed*Poor me!.

Thud 66,695 17
02/22/2010 08:53 AM

doesn't read thread
I've mentioned it before, but the grossest thing I've seen and dealt with was the time I got scalp, bone and brain matter spattered over my boots and pants.

Thud 66,695 17
02/22/2010 08:54 AM

doesn't read thread

Not only do I not read the thread, I also don't use the action button.

Slap me.

Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 61,959 36
02/22/2010 10:34 AM

I let Skippy sleep in my bed. There's really nothing any of you can say to compete with that.

Midgets 93,936 47
02/22/2010 11:52 AM

Somebody somewhere has actually slept with him.

This puts you in at number 2.

Anh Onymous 11,108 14
02/22/2010 12:09 PM

Two words: Maggot Therapy.

Look around 1 min 30 and brace yourselves.

Also, this one here.

Fratberry 277,318 52
02/22/2010 12:10 PM

I've mentioned it before, but the grossest thing I've seen and dealt with was the time I got scalp, bone and brain matter spattered over my boots and pants.

My wife had a similar experience except she ended up with some of it on her face.

Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 61,959 36
02/22/2010 12:10 PM

SKIPPY. IN MY BED.

Fratberry 277,318 52
02/22/2010 12:11 PM

Man, if I had a dollar for every time I've heard that...

Fratberry 277,318 52
02/22/2010 12:11 PM

Man, what horrible timing...

ThirstyMcSurly, Zombie MD 4,444 11
02/22/2010 12:28 PM

I had a post op tranny as a flight attendant from Tucson To NYC. It kept giving me Margaritas...totally would have tapped that.

High Priestess sayth: GEAUX SAINTS! 58,196 29
02/22/2010 12:30 PM

I let Skippy sleep in my bed. There's really nothing any of you can say to compete with that.



Oh no Honey. I got you beat.

Future Druggist 2,530 10
02/22/2010 12:33 PM

Cat brings live rabbit to bedroom, cat enters the closet with the rabbit, cat kills rabbit, spreads blood and guts around entire room, cat brings bloody rabbit body to the middle of the rug and deposits it there, cat jumps on bed and cleans paws. Screaming woman is a given.


Not nearly the grossest thing but the first to come to mind.

Thud 66,695 17
02/22/2010 12:48 PM

FD, that's a normal weekend for some of the people here.

Future Druggist 2,530 10
02/22/2010 12:54 PM

I know, I'll lurked for like 2 years before I could get the damn sign up thing to work. Beside it normal for me too.

Duke Ravos IV 62,361 20
02/22/2010 10:25 PM

English isn't your first language, is it?

Flight attendant~ boing boing ! 772 9
02/22/2010 11:07 PM

Dolphins rape swimmers!!!!!!!!

Duke Ravos IV 62,361 20
02/22/2010 11:09 PM

June 4, 2002 Posted: 8:04 AM EDT (1204 GMT)

Whoa, that's totally news!

Flight attendant~ boing boing ! 772 9
02/22/2010 11:16 PM

This is dedicated to sweet Ravos ! Horny Dolphin

Future Druggist 2,530 10
02/23/2010 01:52 AM

Duke Ravos IV 32,198 9
02/23/2010 08:25 AM

English isn't your first language, is it?


If I say no it wasn't, am I forgiven for forgetting the 's on the word it? And my sometimes sucky grammar usage?

dasypygal-unwaxed 12,075 15
02/23/2010 02:15 AM

Flight attendant~ boing boing !
02/22/2010 12:19 PM
*Flails arms to get an autograph from dasypygal-unwaxed,but sadly slips and falls on the trail of gooey slime of self adoration and narcissism left behind by dasypygal-unwaxed*Poor me!.



And next time you better bring me a packet of peanuts and pillow!

Duke Ravos IV 62,361 20
02/23/2010 02:38 AM

I know, I'll lurked for like 2 years before I could get the damn sign up thing to work. Beside it normal for me too.

I've pointed out the errors.

If I say no it wasn't, am I forgiven for forgetting the 's on the word it? And my sometimes sucky grammar usage?

The "it's" wasn't even the only grammar mistake in that sentence. For someone who has lurked for 2 years, you should be well aware that good spelling and grammar is important here.

Future Druggist 2,530 10
02/23/2010 02:52 AM

You caught me. My grammar sucks. Sorry.

Future Druggist 2,530 10
02/23/2010 02:58 AM

I have spellcheck and use it though. That has to count for something right?

Future Druggist 2,530 10
02/23/2010 03:01 AM

I have spellcheck and use it though. That has to count for something[b].[/b] [b]R[/b]ight?

Future Druggist 2,530 10
02/23/2010 03:02 AM

Future Druggist 25 5
02/23/2010 01:01 PM

I have spellcheck and use it though. That has to count for something. Right?


Yeah I suck at this too apparently.

Future Druggist 2,530 10 shakes head
02/23/2010 03:09 AM

Try offering again in May. My tuition is too much to resort to that in the middle of the semester.

ZukeTheRed 485 6
02/23/2010 04:45 AM

Future Druggist, you shut your dirty coed piehole!

I'm an unfunny n00b who has recently graduated from being a lurker, but I've lurked since like 2004! So THERE!

Future Druggist 2,530 10
02/23/2010 04:58 AM

your math skills suck.

Cyco Ivan 11,324 11
02/23/2010 05:00 AM

No, like you he was an anonymous lurker and didn't sign up for an account until later.

Now with apologies to Ravos

COMEDY. SITE.

Future Druggist 2,530 10 rereads what he wrote
02/23/2010 05:12 AM

Should I just slap myself in the forehead or would someone else like to do that for me?

Duke Ravos IV 62,361 20
02/23/2010 05:18 AM

You could always lay off the drugs...

Future Druggist 2,530 10
02/23/2010 05:23 AM

Duke Ravos IV 32,241 9
02/23/2010 03:18 PM

You could always lay off the drugs...


druggist not druggie.... I make the drugs

Cyco Ivan 11,324 11
02/23/2010 05:25 AM

And you never get high off your own supply? Riiiiiiiighhhhhhht.

Duke Ravos IV 62,361 20
02/23/2010 05:42 AM

So you have a meth lab...good to know.

ZukeTheRed 485 6
02/23/2010 05:56 AM

You know, I actually may have signed up for an account years ago. I vaguely remember doing so, I want to say sometime around 2005. However, if I did, I've completely forgotten what my username or password (or e-mail) was. Oh well!

Future Druggist 2,530 10
02/23/2010 06:09 AM

As awesome as it would be to be known as the girl with the meth lab, I really don't need you people hitting me up every time you need to score. So I have to admit I am a pharmacy student.

Duke Ravos IV 62,361 20
02/23/2010 06:12 AM

SUYT!

/obligatory

Randall Cleveland 49,000 13
02/23/2010 06:23 AM

This

Flight attendant~ boing boing ! 772 9
02/23/2010 09:04 AM

Bear Food

Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 61,959 36
02/23/2010 10:03 AM

What the Frost is going on in here?

dasypygal-unwaxed 12,075 15
02/23/2010 10:14 AM

Randall Cleveland's link reminded me of a strawberry creamsicle!

Mmmmm,yummy...

Future Druggist 2,530 10
02/23/2010 10:16 AM

gross stuff
grammar stuff
gross stuff
personal stuff
dolphin rape stuff
grammar stuff
life ending stuff
math stuff
drug stuff
boob stuff
linkage
you

Cyco Ivan 11,324 11
02/23/2010 11:00 AM

This is the grossest thing I've seen in a while

Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 61,959 36
02/23/2010 11:08 AM

You post that picture a lot.

Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
02/23/2010 11:12 AM

A vain fat guy, who'da thunk.

Flight attendant~ boing boing ! 772 9
02/23/2010 11:45 AM

Ow

Duke Ravos IV 62,361 20
02/23/2010 10:32 PM

Ivan's got sweater puppies the size of my head.

Cyco Ivan 11,324 11
02/24/2010 12:47 AM

Sorry, it's a visual reminder for me to put down the donut. I only posted it because I thought it was on topic and mildly funny.

Pramable Lectern 78,171 40
02/24/2010 01:13 AM

Taco- Did Skippy let you sleep on the floor?

the time I got scalp, bone and brain matter spattered over my boots and pants.

The Frost, Thud? Where did that happen?! If you're a hostage negotiator, you really need to work on your bartering (s)kills.

Pramable Lectern 78,171 40
02/24/2010 01:55 AM

You post that picture a lot.

HEY, that's Shaytard from Youtube!

Thud 66,695 17
02/24/2010 08:43 AM

The Frost, Thud? Where did that happen?! If you're a hostage negotiator, you really need to work on your bartering (s)kills.

It was part of the cleanup from a suicide.

resartus 404 8
02/24/2010 02:44 PM

Who knew that Al Bundy's mother-in-law had sisters?
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
MEIN EYES!