How To: Turn a Cubicle into a Casino A comedy article
by Dave Goldberg 1,458 13 02/22/2010 09:59 AM 865 views
Does your annoying co-worker have a growing gambling addiction? Keep him busy (and out of your way) by turning his cubicle into a casino.
You Will Need:
Green felt
Poker chips
Playing cards
Slot machine
Gold tablecloth
Thin white tape
Gold/yellow and gold number and letter stickers
Dice
Gold coins
Gold confetti
Gold tinsel
Superglue
Masking Tape
Instructions:
1. Empty out the cubicle completely.
2. Cover the cubicle walls with green felt using the masking tape.
3. Create a different game (craps, poker, blackjack) on each wall using the white tape and stickers. Superglue cards, tape, and poker chips wherever necessary.
4. Cover the desk in the gold tablecloth.
5. Place the slot machine on the desk.
6. Put out the various accessories.
7. Sprinkle gold confetti everywhere.
8. Wrap the desk chair in gold tinsel.
Now just dress up like a Vegas showgirl and spend the day strutting around the office in a backless leotard. Human resources should have no problems as long as your feather headdress isn't taking out too many ceiling tiles.
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