And now the link:
http://www.linkive.com/home/browser/ODEzNDI=/Comedy/Boys%20Staring%20at%20Boobies

Madness 4,360 10
02/23/2010 05:38 AM

I didn't need a website to tell me that. What's next, a multimillion dollar scientific study that discovers that men also like beer?

And if I wanted to see a guy staring at boobs I'd look in my girlfriend's mirror.

Duke Ravos IV 62,361 20
02/23/2010 05:40 AM

And if I wanted to see a guy staring at boobs I'd look in my girlfriend's mirror.

But then you'd be staring at the mirror in the mirror, and not her boobs. Intriguing. But I have a solution...

A disco-bra. A bra that has cups made of half disco-balls. Then when you stare at her chest, you can see yourself staring at her chest. Plus, she could throw sweet dance parties wherever she goes.

Cyco Ivan 11,324 11
02/23/2010 05:42 AM

Sorry Ravos the balls on Madness's girlfriend's my wife's chest are going to be my own, and they're not shiny at all.

Duke Ravos IV 62,361 20
02/23/2010 05:45 AM

You could coat them in glitter. Then they'd be shiny.

Of course, then she would also assume you're gay.

Madness 4,360 10
02/23/2010 09:07 AM

I've actually had pretty good results with silver polish.

Gotta make the family jewels sparkle a bit brighter for special occasions.