Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 61,959 36
02/24/2010 11:34 AM

Who died and made you king Hitler?

Cinderblock 27,522 24
02/24/2010 12:56 PM

Lobster: a large marine crustacean with a cylindrical body, stalked eyes, and the first of its five pairs of limbs modified as pincers. It is commonly sexually violated by paternal figures.

Fratberry 277,318 52
02/24/2010 01:32 PM

I'm still pissed that I didn't get credit for coining the term "soccermom". I mean, I have so little.

Fratberry 277,318 52
02/24/2010 01:32 PM

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!11

Fratberry 277,318 52
02/24/2010 01:32 PM

Seriously, though... "soccermom" was mine. Bitches.

ThirstyMcSurly, Zombie MD 4,444 11
02/24/2010 01:35 PM

I just want to know who is responsible for "Aroungry" the state of being simultaneously aroused and hungry

SHP 181,263 70
02/24/2010 01:44 PM

No_Key_Bandit gets credit for Aroungry. He was a god among men.

I want to tip a forty or something now.

Manhole 20,243 26
02/24/2010 01:58 PM

Creeple:
A term made by the combination of the words "creep" and "cripple". It was devised to describe a particular GabBeR, Sage, who was wheel chair ridden and wrote a lusty, somewhat disturbing piece of fiction in the form of a thread about himself and a female gaBBeR, Taco. Sage later married the GabbeR Ima (See Ham Hocks).

Ham Hocks:
One of the terms that describes a short-term gAbBer, Ima. Ima was given this description based on the large amount of loose skin that hung from her arms. Ima married Sage (see: Creeple) and later posted her titties on the on longer existent titties page. Which subsequently earned her another nick name, bologna nipples.

Liver:
An organ that slowly but surely makes you sober again.

Just Plain Jeeni 43,386 49
02/24/2010 01:59 PM

Whenever I saw aroungry, I used to think "aroused" "angry" - and felt a little uncomfortable.
Having reviewed the GABtionary again, I now think of George Costanza.

Cinderblock 27,522 24
02/24/2010 02:01 PM

Creeple was coined by Whistler! Give him credit. He's a feeble old man.

Fratberry 277,318 52
02/24/2010 02:03 PM

Heh, "Creeple" is one of my all-time favorites and I'm almost certain that one was coined by Whistler.

SHP 181,263 70
02/24/2010 02:06 PM

I didn't think bologna nipples were about Ima, originally. Judges?

As an aside, I am embarrassed to admit how many GAB terms I use on a regular basis.

SHP 181,263 70
02/24/2010 02:08 PM

Hey! What do you know? Search doesn't suck.

Manhole 20,243 26
02/24/2010 02:09 PM

Props to Whistler, I didn't know. Who coined Ham Hocks?

dinesh 24,837 15
02/24/2010 03:15 PM

pssh, you didn't need search, shp. i am your one stop shop for boob trivia.

Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 61,959 36
02/24/2010 10:19 PM

WHY DID YOU FIND THAT THREAD. ARHGVSJDCSAHBFVOIAR. I hate you.

Barefoot Chance 171,220 14
02/24/2010 10:50 PM

I didn't think bologna nipples were about Ima, originally. Judges?

When I think bologna nipples I think TTJ. I think that was originally about her.

MungChamp 35,886 35
02/24/2010 10:56 PM

Lobster Roll: A quick grab of the shower curtain to prevent a fatherly game of ass grab. Results in a cartoon like slip in the shower, a concussion and years of therapy.

Duke Ravos IV 62,361 20
02/24/2010 10:58 PM

I think Lobster Roll is best played to the song wacky-sax. Gorilla suit optional.

Duke Ravos IV 62,361 20
02/24/2010 11:53 PM

I was just talking to a guy at work, and someone said he was like a bottomless pit, he could just keep eating forever. Then he mentioned his daughter is the same way. I really had to bite my tongue to stop myself from calling fat daughter.

John Hargrave 128,123 71
02/25/2010 12:13 AM

I regret that the dictionary is no longer part of the site.

Anyone know of any do-it-yourself wiki platforms that we could launch something like this, so it could be continually updated by anyone? (And by "we" I mean "you guys")?

It could also potentially grow to include a photo album.

Pramable Lectern 78,171 40
02/25/2010 12:21 AM

Who died and made you Hitler?

unofficial Hitler.

The Mailman 174,473 52
02/25/2010 12:25 AM

Mesh bag of nightmares:
This term refers to a picture once posted by ZUG member Jilly. The picture showed Jilly's butt tightly packed in a XXL-sized pair of mesh panties. Her intent with the picture was to tell people to "kiss her ass," but instead she gave nightmares to Big Irish Guy (who coined the phrase in this thread) and several other members of the comedy board.

The mesh bag of nightmares constitutes a remarkable exception to the rule that ZUG members' body parts be usually compared with cured meat products.

Just Plain Jeeni 43,386 49
02/25/2010 12:31 AM

I can host and offer an ugly but very functional ip address. ( http://69.36.10...etc )
If anyone is generous enough to buy a domain name for it, even cooler. ( www.ZuGtionary.com ?)
I'll install an open source wiki called TWiki today and see how it goes.

MungChamp 35,886 35
02/25/2010 12:35 AM

Cough, Cough

Just Plain Jeeni 43,386 49
02/25/2010 12:38 AM

Oh, sweet, Mung. Now I have to get back to my taxes, you bastard! hehe

KChiki - Still not Chi Chi! 124,281 89
02/25/2010 12:41 AM

I use the poets swearbot not from any moral sensibilities but because it makes me laugh.

I commented to my husband the other night as we were flipping through the Cable guide that every time I see the movie "Frost/Nixon", it immediately translates into "Frost/Nixon" in my head, like I'm bilingual.

KChiki - Still not Chi Chi! 124,281 89
02/25/2010 12:41 AM

I'm also very glad to know that small but perky boobies are fully accepted! (Thanks for the thread link, SHP!)

That Is What She Hath Said 26,020 24
02/25/2010 12:50 AM

Props to Whistler, I didn't know. Who coined Ham Hocks?

That would be me, here. Although I don't know where it changed to Ham Hocks... I thought it was still Christmas Ham?

Filly 39,160 20
02/25/2010 04:32 AM

I'm pretty sure TTJ had the original bologna nipples too.

The Write Straw 95,470 36
02/25/2010 05:34 AM

The bologna nipples are indeed TTJ's. In fact, I just recently saw an artistic rendering of them, but I don't recall if it is a recent posting or one of my forays into the archives.

Cyco Ivan 11,324 11
02/25/2010 05:57 AM

The posts here lately are starting to read like Chris Farley's LiveJournal

"Remember that time when I called Sage a creeple?










Yeah, that was awesome"

Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
02/25/2010 06:08 AM

Hey, remember that time I called Cyco Ivan "Chunk" and asked him to do the truffle shuffle?






Yeah well, that was awesome!

Cyco Ivan 11,324 11
02/25/2010 06:13 AM

You bet your ass it was awesome. It was the closest you've been to a pair of tits since your wife left you.

Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
02/25/2010 06:17 AM

Plus, they're bigger than hers too.

Manhole 20,243 26
02/25/2010 06:42 AM

Although I don't know where it changed to Ham Hocks... I thought it was still Christmas Ham?

Ima quoted herself as having ham hocks and bologna nipples here.

dinesh 24,837 15
02/25/2010 07:40 AM

i like the way your wee boobies bounce when you shudder.

/lecherous

Future Druggist 2,530 10
02/25/2010 08:14 AM

The Write Straw 58,883 11
02/25/2010 03:34 PM

The bologna nipples are indeed TTJ's. In fact, I just recently saw an artistic rendering of them, but I don't recall if it is a recent posting or one of my forays into the archives.


Recent, from one of the reaction thread to Lobster's story being taken down
Linkage

MungChamp 35,886 35
02/25/2010 08:46 AM

While I find the Cyco - Bill exchange side-splitting, please verbally barb with one another through vocabulary.

For example:

Squirreled- When the blind would rather Frost the dishwasher then the dishwasher repair man. Where irony takes a twist for the tragic...and hilarious!

Under Under Duck 99,723 76
02/25/2010 10:11 AM

I'm surprised that onion sliver never made it into the GABtionary, but then again, it is something most people would rather not remember. Especially when eating a bean burrito.

Spicey McHaggis 114,978 33
02/25/2010 11:01 AM

So, I looked at the Zugtionary Mung posted. I don't think it's cool to put up content that you didn't create if you didn't get consent from the original artist/author. The old photo album and the cities list are on there as well as the Gabtionary and they all contain Al's art.

Not only that, but the people who consented to have their location put on Zug at the time have not consented to have it listed on another site. The same goes for the pictures.

Finally, it would be better to start it from scratch anyway. No need to import the old stuff. Let's make it new.

I know, this is not my usual funny post, but ripping old content and slapping it on a new site struck me as wrong.

Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 61,959 36
02/25/2010 11:31 AM

Heeey Mung check your email. And Jeeni I need yours. Or you can check Mung's email too.

Just Plain Jeeni 43,386 49
02/25/2010 12:10 PM

Spicey - you just made my job very easy. Thanks!!!!

I talked with Al - he's cool with using his artwork. We'll all be building the photo album and city list up from scratch.

So there you have it - post your pictures & your city if you wish. Bill the Squirrel is first to get his face up on the new photo album!

Just Plain Jeeni 43,386 49
02/25/2010 12:13 PM

Huh. I did put my email in my profile, Taco. Where the hell is it now? I'll find yours & email you.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
02/25/2010 02:30 PM

I'll need to submit new photos for the album. I was young and beautiful when the old photo album was made.

And for what it's worth, I did coin the term "creeple". It was one of the proudest moments of my life.

Brad Poynter 35,418 48
02/26/2010 01:24 AM

Did I miss a link somewhere or is the album not up and running yet?

Future Druggist 2,530 10
02/26/2010 01:30 AM

Linkage

MungChamp 35,886 35
02/26/2010 01:33 AM

Jeeni took the liberty of pasting the artwork for the album here. Feel free to add your picture. Nothing from old albums have been imported as of yet, so you'll have to check out that archive.org site to check old pics for now.

Brad Poynter 35,418 48
02/26/2010 02:24 AM

Did I do it right?

Just Plain Jeeni 43,386 49
02/26/2010 02:32 AM

Because a lot of the larger pics were missing from the old Photo Gallery (and it was a pain in the ass) I won't be picking old sores pulling up stuff from the past.

If you have a pic of yourself to add - feel free to! It's wiki-based. Sign in and add one. Hey, Bill figured it out, you can too! (He even linked his pic to his Facebook page. I'm pretty impressed!)

Brad Poynter 35,418 48
02/26/2010 02:49 AM

Since I figured it out if anyone wants to send me pics to add up there my email is in profile. Especially boobs.

Manhole 20,243 26
02/26/2010 02:55 AM

I don't get it. Do you add your pic by html? Or can you upload it strait to the server.

MungChamp 35,886 35
02/26/2010 03:01 AM

So let me get this straight, you can put 10 minutes of unique audio into a Billy the Bass fish and a custom built Santa robot, but you can't figure out how to upload a pic to a Wiki?



Straw, stop profile jacking Manhole and trying to post a pic of his nuts.

Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
02/26/2010 03:08 AM

Hey, Bill figured it out, you can too! (He even linked his pic to his Facebook page. I'm pretty impressed!)


I copied and pasted the picture from facebook and that link Shakespeare just happened 'm all HTML and Shakespeare!

Just Plain Jeeni 43,386 49
02/27/2010 01:05 AM

Shy as I am, I put up the first entry on the tits page. Also, I posted Undies boobies. (I hope you don't mind, Undies!)

Brad Poynter 35,418 48
02/27/2010 02:11 AM

Nice tits!

Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 61,959 36
02/27/2010 02:40 AM

Undies's boobies have perfect balance. Rawr.

Shell Belle 76,640 24
02/27/2010 05:57 AM

I put my picture on there, but have no idea how to get it on the S page. I'm borderline illiterate.

ThirstyMcSurly, Zombie OBGYN 4,444 11
02/27/2010 05:59 AM

um yeah dittos

Shell Belle 76,640 24
02/27/2010 06:06 AM

And the picture is huge and I don't know how to resize. No one should be subjected to that much Shell. Yikes!

Shell Belle 76,640 24
02/27/2010 06:27 AM

Ok, I resized it, but it's still on the large side, but I'm not messing with it or I'll end up deleting the whole thing.

Just Plain Jeeni 43,386 49
02/28/2010 06:18 AM

I can't keep it a secret anymore. I've been staring at Millie's hot chest for days.

Fratberry 277,318 52
02/28/2010 06:33 AM

Jeeni, check your email.

Ali Legend 840 7
02/28/2010 07:40 AM

This is the first time in a long while I have literally laughed out loud on Zug.

Especially at that linked thread about lobster and her being molested.
Oh god, I'm going to hell.

Barefoot Chance 171,220 14
02/28/2010 09:22 AM

Jeeni, I uploaded my photo there but have no idea how to get it under the C's. If you could be a dear & help me that would be wonderful. I also see that my boobs are listed under anonboobs2?? Just mentioning that.

Just Plain Jeeni 43,386 49
02/28/2010 09:30 AM

Oh, hehe - no problem Chance.

Oh - oops *blush* I forgot to get rid of the 2 former anonymous boobie pics. Want them deleted/shared/renamed? Feel free to email me. (My email FINALLY in profile.)

Just Plain Jeeni 43,386 49
02/28/2010 09:39 AM

Looks like the interface only likes jpegs and gifs - the bmp wasn't working, so I downloaded it, made it a jpeg then put it in there! I think I'll post instructions on how to add a pic.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
02/28/2010 11:30 AM

It's not that difficult. I managed to post my pic, so no one else should have any excuse. Except maybe Peoriagrace or Dasypygal. On account of they're retards.

Under Under Duck 99,723 76
02/28/2010 11:52 AM

I put a placeholder in for my photo. I have been infected with teh stoopids tonight or something.

Under Under Duck 99,723 76
02/28/2010 12:03 PM

W00t! Got it.

Spicey McHaggis 114,978 33
02/28/2010 12:52 PM

There's a checkbox to make a table sortable, but for some reason the setting won't stick on the Cities page.

It does work on other pages. See my test page.

It must be something to do with the way the table was initially imported. We'll probably have to wipe that table out and insert another one. I was going to do it, but it's a pain in the ass because I couldn't paste the data across columns. It'll have to be done cell by cell.

I could just wipe out what's there, start the new table and then people can just re-add their own data. Maybe I'll do that tomorrow if no one objects.

Just Plain Jeeni 43,386 49
02/28/2010 01:16 PM

Spicey, you're a genius. Feel free to go to town! (I mean... cities.) I can't imagine anyone would be upset to have to do it again.

When everyone (re)adds their info in, it'd be cool to link your name to your profile page.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
02/28/2010 01:24 PM

Since the updated cities page has been updated, I have learned that mung lives very close to me.

Nachos, you might have struck first when you killed Jade, but I will soon be evening the score.

KChiki - Wee boobs are still boobs 124,281 89
02/28/2010 11:25 PM

Okay, I also have teh dumb today because I uploaded my pic but don't know how to add it to the K page.

KChiki - Wee boobs are still boobs 124,281 89
02/28/2010 11:27 PM

WAIT!

I found a way, that may not be the RIGHT way, but I'm going to attempt it. If I break it, it wasn't me!

Fratberry 277,318 52
02/28/2010 11:32 PM

Drag & Drop are your friends. Just like Goofus and Gallant but different.

KChiki - Wee boobs are still boobs 124,281 89
02/28/2010 11:35 PM

Well, now my photo is too big and I can't seem to delete it to re-upload it.

Brad Poynter 35,418 48
02/28/2010 11:38 PM

You may be able to resize on screen. I will take a look at it for you.

KChiki - Wee boobs are still boobs 124,281 89
02/28/2010 11:38 PM

I got it!

Fratberry 277,318 52
02/28/2010 11:41 PM

You can also link it to the larger photo. I had Jeeni do mine for me because I'm a lazy moron.*






















































*some or all of this may or may not be true. statement not valid in all states.

Under Under Duck 99,723 76
02/28/2010 11:53 PM

If you're one of the first to post a photo on your letter page, you might want to put it in a table. There's an icon on the edit page that makes this easy. (Make sure to click on the table & hide the broders in the properties section.) That way, when the next poster comes along, it is much easier to make everything look lined up and symmetrical.

KChiki - Wee boobs are still boobs 124,281 89
02/28/2010 11:54 PM

Good idea, Undies. Thanks!

Manhole 20,243 26 chucks his HTML book across the room
03/01/2010 01:14 AM

I don't understand all that table Shakespeare. I just stuck with photobucket and the trusty img src tag. If anyone wants to put my pics in a fancy shmancy table, feel free.

Dianada 57,119 105
03/01/2010 01:20 AM

I was going to put in one of the old pictures that were in the old photo album, but figured it was time for an update. Yay!

Spicey McHaggis 114,978 33
03/01/2010 02:22 AM

Cities page is now sortable. I re-entered the data as it was when the edit was made. Please note that the sorting is only as good as the data in it. For instance, if you want to check to see how many folks are in New York and you sort by state then you'll get group of people in "New York", some other stated that start with N, then a group of people in "NY".

If you want to add your own information, you'll need to add a row. Right click on the last row and choose Row > Insert Row After. Do NOT click on Insert Gerbil. There's a different page for that sort of thing and I'm not telling you where it is.

Manhole 20,243 26
03/01/2010 02:45 AM

Looks like the change killed the html links, so you'll have to re enter them.

Manhole 20,243 26
03/01/2010 02:47 AM

Thanks to whoever it was for fixing my pics!

Under Under Duck 99,723 76
03/01/2010 02:50 AM

For instance, if you want to check to see how many folks are in New York and you sort by state then you'll get group of people in "New York", some other stated that start with N, then a group of people in "NY".

That sort of Shakespeare annoys me. If someone else doesn't do it first, I'm going to go and change everyone to a two letter state abbreviation.

Don't make me do this. Stifle your urge to be different and CONFORM dammit.

Cyco Ivan 11,324 11
03/01/2010 02:52 AM

I'm not being different, I'm just conforming to a new standard.

The Write Straw 95,470 36
03/01/2010 02:56 AM

Just checked out the album, all except the NSFW ones. So much cuteness! I love the pic of Spicey and Undies. Manhole if you want to add one of the two of us, one of the Bond pics would be funny.

I'll put one of mine up there when I get home tonight. Meanwhile, please to be adding pics everyone!

Spicey McHaggis 114,978 33
03/01/2010 02:57 AM

If someone else doesn't do it first, I'm going to go and change everyone to a two letter state abbreviation.

When I initially set up the Cities page, I went with the full state name as the standard, because too many people don't know that MI does not stand for Mississippi.

So really, you're the one not conforming, Smarty McSmarterson

Under Under Duck 99,723 76
03/01/2010 03:07 AM

This is why we can't have nice things.

Manhole 20,243 26
03/01/2010 03:26 AM

Manhole if you want to add one of the two of us, one of the Bond pics

Done! I also added that one of you doing that thing with the cucumber. Hope you don't mind.

MungChamp 35,886 35
03/01/2010 03:48 AM

Wow, I just love the sense of community that this Wiki is starting to generate.

When everything is all finished and looking good, I will delete the thing with one press of a button and we can start all over again!

On a side note, if anyone feels they need administrator access for any reason, just let me know and I will change the settings. Everyone can modify content now, I think it's a matter of setting up or deleting certain pages.

peoriagrace 6,153 11
03/01/2010 03:54 AM

Except maybe Peoriagrace or Dasypygal. On account of they're retards.

Yer not get'n a look old man, so give it up.


Besides, I lost my mane of glory after that surgery last year. My boobies just don't look the same. My beautiful mane has not grown all the way back.


I actually can post pictures; when I have working equipment. Digital camera broken by toddler, washed my digital video camera, and refuse to pay to upload cel phone pictures, (this includes my x-mas gifts from Dasypygal) I've been researching the proper usb cable. My phone is all proprietary and won't release the full specs.

Manhole 20,243 26
03/01/2010 05:53 AM

I might be able to help you pull those pictures from your phone. Probably at their true resolution. Email in profile.

Filly 39,160 20
03/01/2010 06:44 AM

Ok, I'm a dumbass or something, but I can't figure out how to resize the picture without it compressing the actual image and making me look weird. Help, computer geniuses?

Dianada 57,119 105
03/01/2010 06:47 AM

Filly, upload the picture and I'll fix it for you.

Fratberry 277,318 52
03/01/2010 06:48 AM

Wow, my face really gained a lot of weight.

Fratberry 277,318 52
03/01/2010 06:53 AM

I've been researching the proper usb cable. My phone is all proprietary and won't release the full specs.

This might be one of the worst excuses in the history of anything.

Filly 39,160 20
03/01/2010 06:57 AM

It's up! Thanks, Dianada! I no speak compooter.

Dianada 57,119 105
03/01/2010 06:59 AM

No problem, babeski!

KChikita Banana 124,281 89
03/01/2010 07:00 AM

Filly put up a hot picture! Now I want to put up a hot picture!

Filly 39,160 20
03/01/2010 07:01 AM

You think that one's hot? It's a good thing I didn't put up the other one, then!

KChikita Banana 124,281 89
03/01/2010 07:02 AM

Well, mine is goofy.

Filly 39,160 20
03/01/2010 07:05 AM

Mine is straight-up GANGSTA.

Barefoot Chance 171,220 14
03/01/2010 07:06 AM

I want to put up a hot picture too but I think everyone here already knows what Jessica Alba looks. Whoa is me.

KChikita Banana 124,281 89
03/01/2010 07:08 AM

I love it Filly! I guess mine is pretty much my personality anyway. Teh Goof is me!!

Under Under Duck 99,723 76
03/01/2010 07:08 AM

Fratberry, I just want to say that I saw what you did there.

Filly 39,160 20
03/01/2010 07:12 AM

What'd Frat do? What'd Frat do?

On a completely unrelated note, I wish I still had a picture of Warren to put in there.

Barefoot Chance 171,220 14
03/01/2010 07:14 AM

I'm sure you could ask Frat for it, Filly!

Barefoot Chance 171,220 14
03/01/2010 07:16 AM

Damn it to heck, I've been trying to put my city and Shakespeare in the cities page but it says that flag has been editing it for like ever! Give a girl a chance already!

Under Under Duck 99,723 76
03/01/2010 07:22 AM

Fratberry
Assofnowhere
GeorgiaGA

THAT'S what he did.

I'm quite sure he did it to make me cry.

Shell Belle 76,640 24
03/01/2010 07:38 AM

I want to put up a hot picture too but I think everyone here already knows what Jessica Alba looks. Whoa is me.


Chance, I love you for saying that. I was thinking just about the same thing when I saw Kchiki's comment about wanting a hot picture.

Under Under Duck 99,723 76
03/01/2010 07:58 AM

I've given up on hot. When I was skinnier, I had small boobs and I looked like Velma from Scooby Doo. Now I'm fat and on a diet and I'd settle for "not a mogbeast."

Analog 9,387 18
03/01/2010 08:07 AM

Velma was always wicked hot!!!

Manhole 20,243 26
03/01/2010 11:31 AM

Straw and I followed the show "Worst Cooks in America", a competition between struggling cooks that concluded a few weeks ago. The winner was a young woman by the name Rachel Coleman. But she'll always be "Velma" to us.


Rachel Coleman, winner of "Worst Cooks in America."

dasypygal-unwaxed 12,075 15
03/01/2010 12:01 PM

Whistler P. McManus 138,958 18
02/28/2010 09:30 PM
It's not that difficult. I managed to post my pic, so no one else should have any excuse. Except maybe Peoriagrace or Dasypygal. On account of they're retards.




You're right puddin' Pop. So please post these for me because I can't figure it out...really, I can't. (hops on the short bus)

Pretty me.


Real me.

chew on that... fifer

Brad Poynter 35,418 48
03/01/2010 12:41 PM

Added.

Filly 39,160 20
03/01/2010 12:44 PM

Please tell me you have some kind of happy medium between the two of those.

dasypygal-unwaxed 12,075 15
03/01/2010 12:56 PM

Thanks Brad!

I guess Pops bedtime has passed.

dasypygal-unwaxed 12,075 15
03/01/2010 01:08 PM

Filly...this?

Fratberry 277,318 52
03/01/2010 01:30 PM

Velma was always wicked hot!!!

ayup...

Fratberry 277,318 52
03/01/2010 01:34 PM

You think that one's hot? It's a good thing I didn't put up the other one, then!

Can someone please post a photo between mine and Filly's? I think the page as it stands right now violates the terms of the restraining order.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/01/2010 01:35 PM

I think I might have some pictures of GABbers that people would want in the album.

Fratberry 277,318 52
03/01/2010 01:37 PM

Fratberry, I just want to say that I saw what you did there.

Just following orders there, missy. Wasn't I? I was, wasn't I? I bet I was.

Chaos-a.k.a. Spud 258 8
03/01/2010 03:58 PM

I shouldn't be working on a wiki after midnight. I sort-of got everything up for me.

Shell Belle 76,640 24
03/01/2010 10:45 PM

I don't care how gorgeous all of you are, I'm going to continue to think of all of you as ugly and morbidly obese. And I expect the same from you.

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
03/01/2010 11:16 PM

To whomever deleted my pic: Thanks.

Midgets 93,936 47
03/01/2010 11:22 PM

Your picture's still there.

It's just to the right of some sweet, sweet clevage where nobody's going to notice it!

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
03/01/2010 11:28 PM

I'm okay with that.

peoriagrace 6,153 11
03/02/2010 12:41 AM

This might be one of the worst excuses in the history of anything.

Wow, worst ever. I should get a trophy.

Oh wait, I think your parents deserve this trophy more (for their excuse of giving birth to you Frat)!







I'm not a witch; I'm a Bitch. I would play a witch on tv though.

Just Plain Jeeni 43,386 49
03/02/2010 04:56 AM

So cool to see everyone pitching in! Spicey, Brad Poynter, Undies - thanks for taking the reigns. Maybe you all should ask to be admins!

Just Plain Jeeni 43,386 49
03/02/2010 04:59 AM

P.S. Maybe the tables should only be 3 to 4 pictures wide. With the extra blank cells to the right, Dogs picture gets kicked down to the second row. Is that happening for anyone else?

KChikita Banana 124,281 89
03/02/2010 04:59 AM

I just fixed the D page. Dogs' picture was underneath Dianada's boobage instead of underneath his name.

BAD DOGS! BAD!

KChikita Banana 124,281 89
03/02/2010 05:00 AM

No, it somehow got added into a new row, third cell in, instead of first row 4th cell.

Just Plain Jeeni 43,386 49
03/02/2010 05:08 AM

Cool kChiki! Yay! Thanks! Still, 4 rows of pics would be better than 8 rows on my little 15" screen.

You should ask to be an admin. Mung hands 'em out like roofies.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/02/2010 05:10 AM

You mean like Roofie handed out boob pics. There is only one Roofie. I miss her and her gaping neck hole.

KChikita Banana 124,281 89
03/02/2010 05:12 AM

I don't mind being an admin for it. Little formatting oddities irk the heck out of me, so maybe I would be a good choice, heh.

Just Plain Jeeni 43,386 49
03/02/2010 05:12 AM

Roofie had teh best boob pics evar.

KChikita Banana 124,281 89 blinks.
03/02/2010 05:14 AM

15" screen? GIRL! You need a bigger monitor!

Just Plain Jeeni 43,386 49
03/02/2010 05:14 AM

I'm also obsessive compulsive about tweaky things. I think you'd make an awesome admin, kChiki.

Just Plain Jeeni 43,386 49
03/02/2010 05:15 AM

Hey, I'm in Hawaii & brought my laptop. Cut me some slack.

Dance Commander Ravos 62,361 20
03/02/2010 05:17 AM

15" screen? GIRL! You need a bigger monitor!

No need to be a size queen.

KChikita Banana 124,281 89
03/02/2010 05:18 AM

Try it again and tell me how it looks for you now.

KChikita Banana 124,281 89
03/02/2010 05:18 AM

My dual 22" widescreens have spoiled me rotten.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/02/2010 05:20 AM

Is it just me or do Dianada and Dasypygal look like sisters trying to ignore construction worker Dasypygal?

dinesh 24,837 15
03/02/2010 05:34 AM

i can't wait to add a picture and completely Frost up the D page again. will serve k right for dissing me on YIM.

Dianada 57,119 105
03/02/2010 06:19 AM

You don't need to be an admin to tweak everything, I've been "fixing" stuff all over the wiki.

KCheeky Monkey 124,281 89
03/02/2010 07:02 AM

I am not a disser!

dinesh 24,837 15
03/02/2010 08:16 AM

gah, I dunno. I still haven't seen an invite from you. if your plan to avoid my stalking was just to wear me out, it worked. i officially don't care any more. ok, that's a lie, but i am pretty lazy.

Fratberry 277,318 52
03/02/2010 09:47 AM

My dual 22" widescreens have spoiled me rotten.

I believe we have a "tits" page for just that sort of thing.

Gorky Thatcher 41,132 12
03/02/2010 09:55 AM

My dual 22" widescreens have spoiled me rotten.

I believe we have a "tits" page for just that sort of thing.

Those are what...44DD?

SUYT

dasypygal-unwaxed 12,075 15
03/02/2010 10:47 AM

Dear Dianada,

Are you a registered organ donater? 'Cuz I'd love to have your boob.

D

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
03/02/2010 11:10 PM

I just fixed the D page

It wasn't broken!

KCheeky Monkey 124,281 89
03/02/2010 11:37 PM

My dual 22" widescreens have spoiled me rotten.

I believe we have a "tits" page for just that sort of thing.

Those are what...44DD?

SUYT

I think we're all aware that I could not possibly have been referring to my tits.

Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
03/02/2010 11:38 PM

That doesn't mean you shouldn't show them to us.

Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 61,959 36
03/02/2010 11:43 PM

My mental image of what Kchiki's boobs look like is Jordana Brewster's boobs. Mostly because Kchiki and Jordana Brewster look totally similar.

KCheeky Monkey 124,281 89 Googles Jordana Brewster.
03/02/2010 11:45 PM

Holy Shakespeare! Were we separated at birth??

KCheeky Monkey 124,281 89
03/03/2010 01:07 AM

Except she has no top lip. WEIRD!

Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 61,959 36
03/03/2010 01:15 AM

Dude she was totally hot in those Fast & Furious movies. Or maybe that was you, I don't even know.

KCheeky Monkey 124,281 89
03/03/2010 01:25 AM

She's my movie-double. She does all the work and I get none of the credit!

Just Plain Jeeni 43,386 49
03/03/2010 05:07 AM

kChiki - you're totally prettier than Jordana.

Who's this genius? They uploaded their pic and didn't put it on a letter page.

Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 61,959 36
03/03/2010 05:09 AM

IRONY'D!!!

Brad Poynter 35,418 48
03/03/2010 05:17 AM

Thats the first pic I uploaded before I decided to use the other but did not have delete permission so there it sits.

You are a mean Jeeni.

Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
03/03/2010 05:18 AM

And you are a Rocket scientist.

Just Plain Jeeni 43,386 49
03/03/2010 07:25 AM

hehe - ok Brad - I'll delete it for you. Sorry, I couldn't resist a jab!

Millie 116,854 28
03/03/2010 03:59 PM

Jeeni! Take a break from staring at my chest and help! The text on the M page is messed up and I couldn't get it right.

It was messed up before I put my picture in--but I made it worse.

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
03/03/2010 10:08 PM

I demand to be moved back beneath Diana.

John Hargrave 128,123 71
03/03/2010 10:24 PM

Does someone want all the old pictures from the original photo album? I can zip them up and hand them over if anyone wants to take the time to post them all (though I'm sure they can be found on archive.org as well).

Dianada 57,119 105
03/03/2010 10:25 PM

You can send them to me! But I wouldn't feel right posting them unless they say they want them up again.

Fratberry 277,318 52
03/03/2010 11:15 PM

Can anybody else get any of the old pages to come up on The Internet Wayback Machine? They're not working for me.

Just Plain Jeeni 43,386 49
03/04/2010 03:59 AM

The pages on archive.org were mass-deleted after I shared with the group. Way to ruin things, guys. Exactly like when Mung shared his nude model neighbors, once it was shared, it was gone.

Eh, I don't want the duty to add all the old pics. If people are interested in being a part of Zug, they should be able to upload a recent pic of themselves, yes? (I only say this because I started doing it and it was a time consuming pain in the ass.)

Millie - the M page looks good - looks like Dianada fixed it up nice!

KCheeky Monkey 124,281 89
03/04/2010 07:05 AM

I have to agree with Jeeni, that if someone who had their pic up wants it posted again, we can do it in a snap (or I'll do it) but otherwise we should leave the old ones out.

Millie 116,854 28
03/04/2010 09:29 AM

Thanks, Diana!

Millie 116,854 28
03/04/2010 02:00 PM

Hey! I didn't get a chance to actually check the M page until a few minutes ago. Now I know why Jeeni said it looks good--because my picture is gone! WTF?

Now, I'm going to go cry myself to sleep.

Dianada 57,119 105
03/04/2010 02:42 PM

I see you there, Millie! I'd never delete your picture.

Speaking of pictures, the tit page is pretty sad. I'd upload, but I want it to be anonymous and it can't be if everyone can see when someone uploads a picture. Someone should collect all the boob pics and upload them all at once. I volunteer for this service.

Dianada 57,119 105
03/04/2010 02:43 PM

I am apparently turning into a lecherous old man.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/04/2010 02:47 PM

I will help Dianada by looking at her boobs, then back to the submission, then back at Dianada's, then back at the submission, then have a snack, then back at Dianada's, then take a nap.

Just Plain Jeeni 43,386 49
03/04/2010 02:55 PM

I agree about the tits page being pretty sad, but you don't see me volunteering mine. (Well, aside from the joke tits.)

Another thought: People could sign up with throw-away email addresses and upload anonymously.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/04/2010 02:56 PM

I guess Jeeni has ugly boobs.

Just Plain Jeeni 43,386 49
03/04/2010 03:02 PM

Froster.

Pram 78,171 40
03/04/2010 03:17 PM

Roofie had teh best boob pics evar.

Hey, what happened to Roofie? I remember her. She was cool.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/04/2010 03:22 PM

She got a neck hole and a different job so she couldn't play with us anymore.

Ceci n'est pas une Phla 130,632 34
03/04/2010 03:28 PM

It's a rule, you get a custom icon and you have to disappear within three months. We're still waiting for some people to get the hint.

Millie 116,854 28
03/05/2010 10:48 AM

All right, I'll check again.

BIG tried to take a picture of my boobs once, but I don't think he succeeded.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
03/05/2010 01:39 PM

I am apparently turning into a lecherous old man.

If you'd like a truss or a fife, I can lend you either.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
03/05/2010 01:51 PM

In case anyone is interested, Dianada also has a boob double. Her name is Courtney Ford. Her boobs look just like Dianada's. At least in my mind.

>O<
NSFW
(duh)

dasypygal-unwaxed 12,075 15
03/05/2010 01:55 PM

I think Dianadas boobs are a bit fuller.

And already have dibs on her right tit. So back off!

Filly - waxed 39,160 20
03/05/2010 01:55 PM

I am apparently turning into a lecherous old man Whistler.

Dianada 57,119 105
03/05/2010 01:57 PM

Hey thanks Whistler! My boobs used to really look like that, but I have to say that now they are totally bigger.

Dianada 57,119 105 shakes fist at the sky
03/05/2010 01:59 PM

Damn you preview!!!!

And Dasypysomething, why do you only want one? They really should stay as a set.

Just Plain Jeeni 43,386 49
03/05/2010 02:28 PM

I thought it was the cancer thing, but I could be wrong.

dasypygal-unwaxed 12,075 15
03/05/2010 02:36 PM

I need a pair. But I'll totally lob off the left if you'll donate the pair. (P.S. buy one get one free, yeah?)

P.P.S. Jeeni, I live in Florida, it was an alligator thing.

Just Plain Jeeni 43,386 49
03/05/2010 02:52 PM

Ouch. Not the chainsaw?

Well - in either case, glad it wasn't cancer.

Fratberry 277,318 52
03/08/2010 07:30 AM

The thread needed a bump so more folks can submit their photos to the ZUG Photo Album. I'm wondering if there needs to be a thread titled "ZUG Photo Album" to garner more interest and participation. I'll leave that up to someone else since it's not my responsibility.

The Ass page has gotten off to a great start, by the way.

Just Plain Jeeni 43,386 49
03/09/2010 03:58 PM

Who else is clicking on the tits page in hopes of seeing actual boobage? I put a counter on the tits/ass/tats/cities pages so I can rest assured that it's not just me.

Shell Belle 76,640 24
03/10/2010 01:48 AM

The Ass page has gotten off to a great start, by the way.


I'm not sure, but I think you're being sarcastic, and my ass is offended.

Brad Poynter 35,418 48
03/10/2010 03:27 AM

Don't worry Shell, I'm sure the sarcasm is about my ass.

Speaking of which I think I will posting more pics of my ass until there are some bare female buttocks up there. Strictly to fill out the page of course.

Shell Belle 76,640 24
03/10/2010 04:19 AM

bare female buttocks

I don't do bare. Some things should never see the light of day.

Brad Poynter 35,418 48
03/10/2010 04:56 AM

Anon Ymous boobs. I loves the internet.

Dianada 57,119 105 checks email, sees no photos
03/10/2010 01:37 PM

Umm...I was serious about sending me the photos to upload. I promise I'm not Frogpop imping me just to get boob and ass pics! I just don't want to bother making an anonymous account to upload my own pictures like someone already did. It's much easier to just put a bunch of them up all at once.

Shell Belle 76,640 24
03/10/2010 11:24 PM

I'm willing to do the same for the guys. Feel free to send me pictures of various naked body parts. This is strictly a public service I am providing. I will not get any enjoyment from them or make fun of the really teenie weenies.

What, there's no "junk" page? That's okay. I'll hold them until there is. Hmm, hold. Not the best choice of words at this particular moment.

Madame KChiki 124,281 89
03/10/2010 11:50 PM

Pretty purple bra!

Wokka Rokka Ravos 62,361 20
03/10/2010 11:59 PM

Shell is really doing us a service guys. Usually you have to pay for that sorta thing.

Shell Belle 76,640 24
03/11/2010 12:10 AM

Usually you have to pay for that sorta thing.

Calling me a whore won't make you feel any better about your tiny member.

Wokka Rokka Ravos 62,361 20
03/11/2010 12:16 AM

I think you made it cry a bit.

Fratberry 277,318 52
03/11/2010 12:19 AM

I'm willing to do the same for the guys. Feel free to send me pictures of various naked body parts. This is strictly a public service I am providing.

I will not be participating in this.
































































Again.

Madame KChiki 124,281 89
03/11/2010 01:13 AM

I'm leaving tomorrow to go on a 4-day cruise to the Bahamas. I may or may not have ass or boob pictures when I get back.

IF I get back.

Filly - waxed 39,160 20
03/11/2010 03:42 AM

It's ok, Frat. It's not Warren me collecting the pictures.

Shell Belle 76,640 24
03/11/2010 06:37 AM

Kchiki boobs! Rawr. We want to see some bra action, Madame.

Frogpop 173,113 25
03/11/2010 07:46 AM

woot for cruise nudities!

Brad Poynter 35,418 48
03/12/2010 12:50 AM

Did anyone else notice that some of the anonymous boobies aren't anonymous anymore?

Not that I am checking every five minutes or anything...

Shell Belle 76,640 24
03/12/2010 01:29 AM

Now that you mention it, I have noticed.