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Things that look like boobs but aren't
A comedy conversation by KChiki - Wee boobs are still boobs 124,281 89
02/25/2010 01:18 AM 1527 views

Lindt Lindor Chocolates


Each one has a perfectly round nipple on it when you unwrap them. I remember unwrapping my first one and being completely fascinated and delighted by "Boobie Chocolate".

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55 Comments on "

Things that look like boobs but aren't

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(Funniest: The Mailman,Frozen Chickens Section,SHP)


Funny 8 votes 3.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140635
Analog 9,387 18
02/25/2010 01:22 AM

First there was the magic mushroom and now the boobie one

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140654
Frozen Chickens Section 282,028 58
02/25/2010 03:39 AM

Blue Boobies

 

Hilarious 15 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140656
SHP 181,276 70
02/25/2010 03:45 AM

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140657
SHP 181,276 70
02/25/2010 03:45 AM

Or maybe that one falls under just "boobs."

 

Funny 4 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140658
Just Plain Jeeni 43,386 49
02/25/2010 03:51 AM

 

Chuckleworthy 4 votes 2.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140659
Brad Poynter 35,418 48
02/25/2010 03:53 AM

How to get a man to look you in the face while talking to him.



P.S. About your current name Kchiki, every boob is beautiful. Saggy, perky, small, or wide, they're all precious in my sight. Bradley loves the boobies of the world!

 

Funny 4 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140660
Just Plain Jeeni 43,386 49
02/25/2010 03:54 AM

More "nipple" than "boob"

 

Funny 7 votes 3.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140661
Melancholia 772 9
02/25/2010 03:54 AM

 

Funny 4 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140662
SHP 181,276 70
02/25/2010 03:57 AM

 

Funny 7 votes 3.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140663
SHP 181,276 70
02/25/2010 03:59 AM

 

Chuckleworthy 4 votes 2.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140665
SHP 181,276 70
02/25/2010 04:00 AM

 

Hilarious 13 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140666
The Mailman 174,473 52
02/25/2010 04:01 AM

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140667
SHP 181,276 70
02/25/2010 04:03 AM

http://lookslikeboobs.com/

Surprisingly safe for work. If you can look at URLs that says BOOBS.

HR Management: it's only a small bit of power, but damn I enjoy abusing it.

 

Funny 7 votes 3.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140668
Melancholia 772 9
02/25/2010 04:14 AM

 

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KChiki - Wee boobs are still boobs 124,281 89
02/25/2010 04:19 AM

Damn you, SHP, for reminding me about Loquats!!

Growing up, we had about umpteen million Loquat trees and every spring I would practically LIVE on Loquats when they started ripening.

Now I have to go buy a goddamned tree!

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140671
Melancholia 772 9
02/25/2010 04:27 AM

 

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Frozen Chickens Section 282,028 58
02/25/2010 04:32 AM


Venus nipple chocolates

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140691
Pramable Lectern 78,176 40
02/25/2010 05:51 AM

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140697
Cyco Ivan 11,324 11
02/25/2010 06:08 AM

What boobs looked like on the Internet pre HTML browsers

(.)(.)

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140698
Cyco Ivan 11,324 11
02/25/2010 06:10 AM

What bologna nipples looked like pre HTML browsers

(Q)(Q)

 

Chuckleworthy 4 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140704
Shell Belle 76,640 24
02/25/2010 06:18 AM



The pieces looked like boobies! As a kid, I always thought that's why it was called "Booby Trap".

 

Funny 7 votes 3.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140707
Shell Belle 76,640 24
02/25/2010 06:35 AM

A thread entitled "Things that don't look like boobies but are" would be the perfect place for a picture of my girls.

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140716
Dianada 57,119 105
02/25/2010 06:43 AM

You shouldn't get clickies for implying boob pictures, only for the pictures themselves. I worked hard for my boob pic clicks!

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140718
Dianada 57,119 105
02/25/2010 06:44 AM

(That was to Shell Belle. The rest of this thread is fine!)

And no, I'm not going to post new pics of my own. Froggie would get jealous.

 

Funny 5 votes 3.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140719
KChiki - Wee boobs are still boobs 124,281 89
02/25/2010 06:45 AM

I still have those titty plate pics!

 

Funny 7 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140721
Cinderblock 27,522 24
02/25/2010 06:45 AM



They may LOOK like boobies, and they ARE in the family Sulidae, but these are actually Gannets.

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140725
Dianada 57,119 105
02/25/2010 06:49 AM

Kchiki, you're making me blush!

(I still have them too)

 

Funny 4 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140727
Shell Belle 76,640 24
02/25/2010 06:53 AM

You shouldn't get clickies for implying boob pictures


Umm, okay. I wasn't implying anything. Believe me, I wouldn't get any clickies for posting boob pictures either. Thus the joke.

 

Funny 4 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140728
KChiki - Wee boobs are still boobs 124,281 89
02/25/2010 06:54 AM

Dianada, don't get freaked out, but I had a sexy GAB dream about you a couple nights ago! Rawr!

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140731
Dianada 57,119 105
02/25/2010 06:57 AM

Oh dear, Kchiki.

And Shell, I heart you still! I am looking at my present right now. Also, you'd totally get clickies. SUYT!

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140732
Dianada 57,119 105
02/25/2010 06:57 AM

Hahah, I think that's the first time I've typed that.

 

Funny 4 votes 3.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140736
Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
02/25/2010 07:12 AM

Melancholia posted a mesh bag of boobies!



And Mailman has a thing for Table Top Jane.





I delete all boobie pics after viewing, but I can conjure them back up in my mind instantly. Well, the good ones, anyway.


Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm...Dianaboobies - wonderful, wonderful Dianaboobies. {shivers}

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140758
The Mailman 174,473 52
02/25/2010 09:39 AM

And Mailman has a thing for Table Top Jane.

Not at all, my post had nothing to do with TTJ; it's just that nobody said anything about having to post only things that mimic good-looking boobs.

Post-scriptum: Holy crap, why can't I stop posting this way?! It's not as if I had anything to gain with this ridiculous stylistic constraint! Post-post-scriptum: If you did not grasp my point in that post-scriptum, don't worry about it, I'm just acting silly.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140759
Dianada 57,119 105 brain is asploding
02/25/2010 09:44 AM

 

Funny 4 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140820
Frogpop 173,113 25 cerebellum is exploding
02/25/2010 02:49 PM



You're not doing it right.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140821
Frogpop 173,113 25
02/25/2010 02:50 PM

nevermind. I didn't get the letter change memo.

 

Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140825
Frogpop 173,113 25
02/25/2010 03:02 PM

Man, reading comprehension in this thread is way way down.

I wonder why..

 

Funny 3 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140843
KChiki - Wee boobs are still boobs 124,281 89
02/25/2010 11:13 PM

Reading comprehension in this thread is a ball gown? What??

 

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Duke Ravos IV 62,361 20
02/25/2010 11:17 PM

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm...Dianaboobies - wonderful, wonderful Dianaboobies. {shivers}

I am shocked you didn't say something like "I'm all aquiver".

 

Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140897
Frogpop 173,113 25
02/26/2010 03:28 AM

Dianada, don't get freaked out, but I had a sexy GAB dream about you a couple nights ago! Rawr!

We would all like to subscribe to your podcast and/or vlog.

 

Funny 4 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140901
KChiki - Wee boobs are still boobs 124,281 89
02/26/2010 03:36 AM

I refuse to get branded a "creeple".

 

Chuckleworthy 5 votes 2.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140914
Brad Poynter 35,418 48
02/26/2010 04:21 AM

If a dude does it its creepy, if a chick does it then its off the hotness charts.

Just saying.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140916
KChiki - Wee boobs are still boobs 124,281 89
02/26/2010 04:25 AM

Judging from Dianada's reaction, I do not think it would be a welcome thread. I would never offend my Zug sistahs!

 

Funny 4 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140923
Frogpop 173,113 25
02/26/2010 04:55 AM

I think that was supposed to be a mischievous "oh dear", not a horrified disgusted get-away-from-my-internet-you-freak "oh dear".

I'm telling you, we should just close this thread and start over.

She'll be home from work in 3 hours to clear it all up I'm sure.

 

Funny 6 votes 3.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140924
Dianada 57,119 105 home from work 3 hours early ..apparently
02/26/2010 04:56 AM


oh dear, have I been a bad girl?
*bites finger*
I should be punished.

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140926
Frogpop 173,113 25
02/26/2010 05:05 AM

What the heck have you done to your computer? It took me 5 minutes to figure out how to launch chrome!

Damn kids these days with there free this and open source that.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140929
KChiki - Wee boobs are still boobs 124,281 89
02/26/2010 05:11 AM

Are you both on the same computer or are you using each other's computers? I'm so confused!

 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054141033
Dianada 57,119 105
02/26/2010 10:30 AM

Kchiki, was the dream anything like this?



(probably pretty nsfw....but it's the weekend!)

 

Funny 7 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054141035
Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
02/26/2010 10:37 AM

I have no idea what's going on in real life, but in my mind Dianada is tan, topless and oiled up, Kchiki is pretending to be shy and innocent, but her wife beater t-shirt is practically transparent and we can see that her heart is racing.










Now who's the creeple.

 

Funny 6 votes 3.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054141085
Hammerhead 59,398 14
02/26/2010 03:03 PM

Sage. Did you forget already?

 

Funny 4 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054141092
KChiki - Wee boobs are still boobs 124,281 89
02/26/2010 09:51 PM

Dianada and Whistler are scaring me with their accuracy!

(I LURV that picture, by the way!)

 

Funny 3 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054141108
dinesh 24,837 15
02/27/2010 02:43 AM

haha, me too. i laughed.

 

Funny 4 votes 3.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054141145
Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
02/27/2010 10:21 AM

God DAMMIT I want some cupcakes now!

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054141146
That's What She Said 26,020 24
02/27/2010 10:32 AM


Complete with chocolate nipplies!

 

Funny 3 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054141147
The Write Straw 95,470 36
02/27/2010 10:53 AM

Boobies and chocolate should be the new symbols of peace.