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Things that look like dicks but aren't
A comedy conversation by Just Plain Jeeni 47,812 51
02/25/2010 04:00 AM 2213 views

Hey, we gotta be fair about these things, right?



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42 Comments on "

Things that look like dicks but aren't

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(Funniest: Melancholia,Whistler P. McManus,The Mailman)


Hilarious 6 votes 4.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140669
Melancholia 772 9
02/25/2010 04:18 AM







 

Funny 6 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140673
Brad Poynter 36,184 48
02/25/2010 04:32 AM

Rock Hard!



A little crooked

 

Funny 15 votes 3.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140675
Frozen Chickens Section 286,634 61
02/25/2010 04:35 AM

 

Funny 10 votes 3.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140676
Frozen Chickens Section 286,634 61
02/25/2010 04:36 AM

Suddenly, Chickens was banne........

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140677
Melancholia 772 9
02/25/2010 04:41 AM

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140678
Just Plain Jeeni 47,812 51
02/25/2010 04:42 AM

Ouch!

 

Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140679
Pramable Lectern 80,728 42
02/25/2010 04:43 AM

Whoever founded KORG... is a dick. I would imagine that being human-shaped, he also looks like one, given that the head tapers at the neck, and I wish I could go back in time and chop him with broadsword before he could come up with the idea for the KORG Nano.

Here is what he looks like (in the middle)



Look at his stupid-ass happiness!

 

Funny 3 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140681
MungChamp 35,891 35
02/25/2010 04:46 AM

 

Funny 3 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140683
Pramable Lectern 80,728 42
02/25/2010 05:01 AM

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140685
Melancholia 772 9
02/25/2010 05:06 AM




Morning Wood

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140686
Just Plain Jeeni 47,812 51
02/25/2010 05:07 AM

Hey Analog - this pic is NSFW - perhaps you could take it down and ban the user?









sorry, couldn't resist.

 

Funny 7 votes 3.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140687
Melancholia 772 9
02/25/2010 05:10 AM

 

Funny 5 votes 3.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140690
Pramable Lectern 80,728 42
02/25/2010 05:42 AM



 

Funny 5 votes 3.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140692
Pramable Lectern 80,728 42
02/25/2010 05:56 AM

This is just wrong.

 

Funny 4 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140699
Filly 39,193 20
02/25/2010 06:11 AM

Dirty jobs, anyone?

 

Amusing 2 votes 1.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140705
Cyco Ivan 11,330 11
02/25/2010 06:19 AM

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140711
KChiki - Wee boobs are still boobs 128,446 98
02/25/2010 06:39 AM

No, no Cyco. I'm pretty sure he IS a dick.

 

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Cyco Ivan 11,330 11
02/25/2010 06:40 AM

I just realized I'm doing it wrong. Osama bin Laden is a complete dick.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140723
Cyco Ivan 11,330 11
02/25/2010 06:48 AM

I want to say lulz @ Kchicki, but that's not really allowed here, so I'm going to think it really loudly

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140730
KChiki - Wee boobs are still boobs 128,446 98
02/25/2010 06:55 AM

Mmmm, Lulz!

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140734
Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
02/25/2010 07:04 AM

I'd like to thank Analog and Ivan in advance for the visit I'm going to get from corporate HR tomorrow.

 

Hilarious 8 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140756
The Mailman 176,467 56
02/25/2010 09:23 AM

If you click on a thread with this title and expect to find only safe-for-work material in it, then you only have yourself to blame.
On that note, here is a completely harmless picture taken on Westminster Bridge:

 

Funny 3 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140826
Pramable Lectern 80,728 42
02/25/2010 03:04 PM

STOP. Camera time.

 

Funny 6 votes 3.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054140857
Pramable Lectern 80,728 42
02/25/2010 11:56 PM

ICEBERGDICK, RIGHT AHEAD!

 

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WhyMi 3,549 12
02/26/2010 03:36 AM

That dicks got a lotta pricks Melancholia

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054141020
Just Plain Jeeni 47,812 51
02/26/2010 08:42 AM

I have a couple questions.

1. Analog's entire comment was removed, but Cyco's wasn't?
%. Pram's camera pic was NSFW? WTF?

 

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Just Plain Jeeni 47,812 51
02/26/2010 08:42 AM

oh damnit, now the camera photo loads again. Well good, heh.

 

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Just Plain Jeeni 47,812 51
02/26/2010 08:45 AM

 

Hilarious 11 votes 4.1 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054141028
Just Plain Jeeni 47,812 51
02/26/2010 09:56 AM

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054141032
Dogs Akimbo 211,612 32
02/26/2010 10:28 AM

Jeeni, you should tell your boyfriend that he should sue the mohel.

 

Amusing 2 votes 1.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054141038
Just Plain Jeeni 47,812 51
02/26/2010 10:41 AM

Shh.. Don't talk about my boyfriend. My husband may get jealous!

 

Funny 7 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054141040
Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
02/26/2010 10:47 AM

Jeeni, while few would argue that the image you posted looks like a dick, many would argue that it doesn't qualify for this thread on the basis that it IS a dick.

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054141042
Just Plain Jeeni 47,812 51
02/26/2010 10:49 AM

We're talking about your icon pic, right?

 

Funny 8 votes 3.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054141083
Just Plain Jeeni 47,812 51
02/26/2010 02:50 PM



Peter Piper palmed a peck of painful pecker peppers;
A palm of painful pepper peckers Peter Piper picked;
If Peter Piper packed a palm of painful pecker peppers,
How many painful pepper peckers did Peter Piper pack?

 

Funny 4 votes 3.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054141109
Cyco Ivan 11,330 11
02/27/2010 03:00 AM



The funny thing is that we were watching the Dirty Jobs episode on the Geoduck Clam and my daughter shouted out "Hey that looks like Daddy!"

 

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ThirstyMcSurly, Zombie OBGYN 4,444 12
02/27/2010 03:52 AM

Damnit Pram, Stay away from my funny

Penis Slide

 

Funny 4 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054141206
orcgay atkay 41,132 13
02/28/2010 01:45 AM





 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054141210
Pramable Lectern 80,728 42
02/28/2010 02:23 AM

Pram's camera pic was NSFW?

You're just jealous 'cause my dick takes better pictures.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054141214
Pramable Lectern 80,728 42
02/28/2010 03:41 AM

NSFW

Heh... Gives new meaning to the term "dickweed".

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054143167
Just Plain Jeeni 47,812 51
03/10/2010 05:06 AM

Had to bump this thread again. Found a really nice looking pic of a cashew.

It was sold on eBay for it's prominent phallic shape.

 

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Just Plain Jeeni 47,812 51
03/10/2010 05:28 AM

Oh - and this:

















I guess that's it for me. I should stop before it looks like I'm obsessing over something.

 

Amusing 2 votes 1.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054143241
Satans Toenails 4,199 12
03/10/2010 07:23 AM

Laaaydeeess & Gentlemen.. I give you

Mr. Jools Holland!!!


woo hoo!