KChiki - Wee boobs are still boobs 124,281 89
02/26/2010 06:50 AM

I thought that too (just bought a Wii not long ago) but it didn't make sense to me.

Rule 1: No bras!

That's What She Said 26,020 24
02/26/2010 06:51 AM

Jumping too much without the proper equipment results in sagging as the game progresses.

Manhole 20,243 26
02/26/2010 06:52 AM

Rule 2: No shirts!

KChiki - Wee boobs are still boobs 124,281 89
02/26/2010 06:54 AM

I once knew this guy who had a DVD game titled "Virtual Sex with Taylor Hayes". From looking at the DVD case, it looked like you basically used your DVD remote to stimulate different areas and get her to orgasm.*

I would guess that "Wii BOOBS" would be the same way, except using a Wii Remote to get a girl to take her top off or something.




*I think that's the most graphic sexual post I've ever made. I also think I need a shower.

SHP 181,276 70
02/26/2010 06:57 AM

Oh, yeah, baby. Shower. Mmmhmm. That's right. Don't worry. I'm not your real dad. It's ok.

WhyMi 3,545 12
02/26/2010 06:58 AM

I can only imagine the different controllers that would appear for this game.
And the off shoot games:
Wii Clit
Wii Penis
Wii Goatse

The ideas are endless.

WhyMi 3,545 12
02/26/2010 07:01 AM

I suppose there'd have to be a warning : "Objects on the screen may be smaller than they appear" to be fair to tiny women like you white guys everyone.

SHP 181,276 70
02/26/2010 07:11 AM

Wii Boobs:


You would go on a quest, collecting coins. When you collected the number of coins, you can give them to a girl and have her take shirt of and show you her boobs.

If you cant get a lot of coins, you can do physical challenges. Once you get your physical points up, you can use them to convince a girl to take her shirt off, and show you her boobs.

If you don't want to build up your strength or go thought the quest for coins, you can be funny. Once you get your funny points up, you can use them to get girls to show you their boobs.

Each method has it's pitfalls:
You might give a girl coins for the promise of boobage, only to have her take them and run away.

You might get a girl to show you her boobs when you're physically strong, but then she might point and laugh at your pathetic manhood. If you don't also have coins or funny points, she'll also likely show her boobs to your friends.

If you're just using funny points, you don't know if you're getting good boobs or bologna nipples.


Wii Boobs is a lot like life.

WhyMi 3,545 12
02/26/2010 07:12 AM

AH, you could have a segment of the game where you have to make them BIGGER by blowing into the controller ah la those "inflate the balloon by blowing water into the clowns mouth" games at the fair.

Thousands of pre-pubescent boys passing out in their living rooms playing this game trying to get to the "secret Double E" section.

Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
02/26/2010 07:13 AM

Rule #3 : webcam

Cyco Ivan 11,324 11
02/26/2010 07:13 AM

I think I'll wait for the PS3 port. I want my boobs in 1080p.

Besides I'm too busy playing Super Pii Brothers

WhyMi 3,545 12
02/26/2010 07:14 AM

You would go on a quest, collecting coins...

Shouldn't there be a license plate involved in this somewhere? It just sounds all so familiar.

SHP 181,276 70
02/26/2010 07:16 AM

Yes. You have to battle the BJ Alien at the end of the level for it.

Also, one of the levels has to be called Shower Power, and if you can snap the curtain back with the proper wrist technique, you can see boobs and not have to pay up.

WhyMi 3,545 12
02/26/2010 07:20 AM

Then of course there'd be the "Oh, didn't know you were in here" mod. You have to walk into a bedroom/bathroom/dressing room quickly and quietly.

OR, in nods to Lobster, the "Come on, I'm your DAD" mode.

SHP 181,276 70
02/26/2010 07:23 AM

OR, in nods to Lobster


Right. I hadn't thought of that.