Cinderblock 27,522 24
02/27/2010 12:22 PM

It would look like a cinder block with $300 to spare.

Melancholia ~gypsy 772 9
02/27/2010 12:29 PM

or

Rock Lobster. Just Rock Lobster. 17,422 30
02/27/2010 01:27 PM

Since ya'll have never seen me in real life, I thought I'd share a picture. I call this one "half-shell Lobsty"

I kept finding pictures of shoes in my search for funny lobster photos. Thanks for Frost-ing up my day, Pram. You didn't even have to try to be in it. I'm impressed.

Rock Lobster. Just Rock Lobster. 17,422 30
02/27/2010 01:31 PM

Oh, and, I would like something resembling this:


or this:

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
02/27/2010 02:03 PM

I've asked for this before:

Hydrant-monkey 9,447 21
02/27/2010 02:44 PM

A fire hydrant with big ears and a tail. No picture exists. Yet.

Melancholia ~gypsy 772 9
02/27/2010 04:49 PM

Hey Hydrant Monkey .Any one of these?






or







or

Pants 14,218 17
02/27/2010 05:20 PM

Wow. As always, fat people are funny.

Under Under Duck 99,723 76
02/27/2010 10:41 PM

I used to have all my unauthorized icons saved, but my hard drive failed and I didn't have it backed up. All I have now is the cut and paste from HH's crappy flicker account. If anyone has better versions - please share.



Before I became a mug, I used to use the glassy-eyed girl. The first unauthorized icon in this pic is teh Haggis wearing a pair of panties with the girl on them. An old GABber named Duh made this for me.

The second is an onion sliver, which Al drew.

The third is a jackass penguin with a long blue scarf, which was also drawn by Al.

The last is another penguin with a scarf, but I can't remember who drew it. I think it might have been Shelle. My apologies if not!

If I were to get my own real icon, I'm still torn about which one I would use. I LOVE teh Haggis in panties, but I'd rather have my own identity. I love both my penguins, but I don't think either really fit the site's style now that we've become LIVErs. Same goes for the sliver.

I guess it doesn't matter, since I'll never have $300 to drop on a piece of virtual art.

KChiki - Wee boobs are still boobs 124,281 89
02/28/2010 03:58 AM

I'm a big fairy nut, so I'd love to have a drunk and/or surly fairy. I've kept the mug since I joined Zug, so maybe a drunk fairy in a beer mug. That'd be pretty killer.

Melancholia ~gypsy 772 9
02/28/2010 07:24 AM

Kchiki,You mean something like this ?






or

That's What She Said 26,020 24
02/28/2010 08:09 AM

Undies, I'm so disappointed in you.



As for my icon, Al drew this for me on an inside joke, and I kept it just because it was awesome. If I ever had $300 to drop, this is what I would use:

That's What She Said 26,020 24
02/28/2010 08:16 AM

And I also preferred the old Meh-faced soda can to this one, which has Grandma titties and peed itself.

Under Under Duck 99,723 76
02/28/2010 11:22 AM

Shakespeare! See, I was pretty sure it wasn't Shelle. I'm sorry! Take those 5 orbs and buy yourself something pretty, ok?

Sin an méid a dúirt sí 26,020 24
02/28/2010 11:52 AM

No harm done! If I wasn't such a credit whore, I would've let it go. But I am, so I didn't. LOVE ME!!!

resartus 404 8
02/28/2010 12:08 PM

I want this patch:


I also want an icon of that patch.

High Priestess sayth: GEAUX SAINTS! 58,196 29
02/28/2010 12:18 PM

I really liked the old piglet. This one just seems stinky. I was a steak for a while, but I couldn't keep up with the steak lifestyle. Waaaay to much tequila.

For my custom icon, I envision a scantily clad temple Priestess laying on a fainting couch being fed peeled grapes.

Me


on this


with him




mmmm. I'm gonna go have me some 'me time'.

Under Under Duck 99,723 76
02/28/2010 12:23 PM

BITCH! That's my boyfriend!


We can share though. I get him on Tuesdays, Thursdays, Saturdays and for special happy-fun times at or around 3 pm on most afternoons.

High Priestess sayth: GEAUX SAINTS! 58,196 29 Gets really ghetto
02/28/2010 12:27 PM

BITCH! That's my boyfriend!


Oh HELL No! I will kill you!

Melancholia ~gypsy 772 9
02/28/2010 12:57 PM

I picture mine would be a Cleopatra look-alike






with a Gothic twist

Hammerhead 59,398 14
02/28/2010 01:26 PM

Undies, I do have those at a bigger size than what's put up in the archive. I just shrank the images for easier viewing.

If you'd like them, let me know.

poop

dasypygal-unwaxed 12,075 15
02/28/2010 01:34 PM

yeah, that about asplains it for me...

dasypygal-unwaxed 12,075 15
02/28/2010 01:43 PM

What Melon-cholera meant was this

Ceci n'est pas une Phla 130,632 34
02/28/2010 01:44 PM

God bless double knots.

Fratberry 277,318 52
02/28/2010 01:50 PM

I told Al one time that if I ever did get an icon I'd want it to be a big ball of fighting cats. He threw something together for me...

Under Under Duck 99,723 76
02/28/2010 09:11 PM

Undies, I do have those at a bigger size than what's put up in the archive. I just shrank the images for easier viewing.

If you'd like them, let me know.

Yes please.

KChiki - Wee boobs are still boobs 124,281 89
02/28/2010 11:10 PM

Melancholia, the first one! Funny, I'm about to dye my hair close to that color, but with more purple hue.

Melancholia ~gypsy 772 9
02/28/2010 11:27 PM

Thanks for the input KChiki

KChiki - Wee boobs are still boobs 124,281 89
02/28/2010 11:42 PM

Are you going to buy it for me? Or draw it? What did I give input on?

Melancholia ~gypsy 772 9
03/01/2010 12:27 AM

Sorry ,I am just an intern now and not really on the better end of the earning scale .But someday you can expect a new icon as a surprise gift and i will remember to add the purple hair !.

KChiki - Wee boobs are still boobs 124,281 89
03/01/2010 12:38 AM

Sweet! Just don't disappear between now and then, 'kay?

Melancholia ~gypsy 772 9
03/01/2010 01:20 AM

*Fingers Crossed*

Millie 116,854 28
03/03/2010 11:34 AM

I drew my own a long time ago, but I'm not allowed to use it because Al is jealous.

Phuc 237,453 20
03/03/2010 01:15 PM

The only good qat is a dead quat.

I'm going to redo my icon. Just because I can.

Thud 66,695 17
03/03/2010 01:18 PM

If you're going to redo it, sell the old one to someone.

dasypygal-unwaxed 12,075 15
03/03/2010 02:34 PM

is that anal bleeding?

*runs to get some gauze*

dasypygal-unwaxed 12,075 15
03/03/2010 02:35 PM

and a cork

Rock Lobster. Just Rock Lobster. 17,422 30
03/05/2010 11:49 AM

For Dasypy

dasypygal-unwaxed 12,075 15
03/05/2010 12:58 PM

Thanks, Thanks alot. While on the surface, I suspected that the cloud cartoon MAY had been bleeding from his ass, your resurrection of the cartoon compilation sealed the deal for me and brought back deep seeded memories of my great-grandfather who died from bleeding out the ass. He had colon cancer and would drop huge Shakespeare clots whenever he would laugh really hard or when he was trying to push his pink withered Coleridge in my face while he was laughing really hard. The blood, the stench, the wrinkles! It was all I could do to keep from vomiting on him. That's why I went into geriatric care. To plug up all of those old Frosts and to keep their balls clean, because no one likes stinky balls, not even 8 year olds. I attend all the funerals and deposit one 'eight ball' into their caskets.
Because you have to sink the eight ball to end the game.

*Bows. Exits stage left*

Don't forget the Oscars on Sunday!

The Write Straw 95,470 36
03/05/2010 01:26 PM

I think in that one thread I said something about an icon of a woman's chest with the star trek insignia on it. I had invisioned the chest to be covered by a star trek uniform, but this was Al's version:

dasypygal-unwaxed 12,075 15
03/05/2010 01:30 PM

wowee. It really must be cold where you are. O_O