How To: Turn a Cubicle into the North Pole
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by Dave Goldberg  1,458  13
03/02/2010 03:24 AM 1291 views
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Bring a little Christmas cheer into your office year-round by turning a co-workers ugly cubicle into a North Pole model home.
You Will Need:
2 types of Christmas wrapping paper
Large pieces of cardboard
Small cardboard box
Christmas lights
White paint
Black permanent marker.
Liquid starch
Powdered laundry detergent
Blue food coloring
White glitter
Assorted Christmas decorations
Black duct tape
Instructions:
1. Wrap the outside walls of the cubicle in Christmas wrapping paper.
2. Use a large piece of cardboard to create a door to the cubicle.
3. Wrap the door in the other Christmas wrapping paper.
4. Attach the door to the cubicle with black duct tape in a way that the tape looks like door hinges.
5. Measure the top of the cubicle and cut out a piece of cardboard that will fit over the top.
6. Paint the cardboard roof, two window-sized pieces of cardboard, and the small cardboard box white and let it dry.
7. Create shingles on the roof piece using the black permanent marker.
8. Attach the roof to the cubicle using the duct tape.
9. Tape the smaller cardboard box onto the roof so that it looks like the chimney.
10. Attach the smaller cardboard pieces to the house so they look like windows. Draw on window panes with the marker.
11. Create fake snow by combining 4 cups of liquid starch with 12 cups of powdered laundry detergent, a few drops of blue food coloring, and white glitter.
12. Apply the snow along the edges of the roof and chimney. Let it dry.
13. Hang the lights around the roof.
14. Add on assorted Christmas decorations.
Last but not least distribute a naughty and nice list throughout the office. Spare no one's feelings when deciding what list your horrible co-workers belong on.
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Future Druggist 2,530  10
03/02/2010 03:34 AM
It's March.
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Cyco Ivan 11,324 11
03/02/2010 04:03 AM
How To: Turn a Cubicle into the North Pole fire hazard
Fixed!
I'm a pretty easy going guy, but if I were a manager there I'd fire everyone or at least buty them with so much work that they wouldn't be able to even think of leaving their cells cubes to "decorate" another cell cube.
What a waste of time, paper, energy, and resources.
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Future Druggist 2,530 10
03/02/2010 05:17 AM
The prank or Jenni Maier/Dave Goldberg? They both qualify you know.
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BillSalamie 66,795 11
03/02/2010 05:34 AM
Dave Goldberg- post and answer for your crimes. Explain yourself, hopefully in an angry bitter fashion that opens you up to ridicule. We all see you lurking and refreshing.
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Gorky Thatcher 41,132 12
03/02/2010 08:36 AM
Little known fact: the North Pole has no sex offender registry.
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