Cyco Ivan 11,324 11
03/03/2010 07:24 AM

How did we end up the retards?

I'm going to go out on a limb here but I'm going to say it's because you're tarding up the forums with unfunny Shakespeare. That and a prediliction for believing any thing the TV tells you *cough* Balloon Boy *cough*

It doesn't bother me much. If no one were retarded, there'd be a lot less people to laugh at.

Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
03/03/2010 08:01 AM

Is this the one where they go all lesbian and then drive off a cliff?

Barefoot Chance 171,220 14
03/03/2010 08:57 AM

Wait a durn minute, I thought we liked Peoriagrace! Gosh dudes, you must keep me updated on who to make fun of this week! I already had the Dasypy (sp? all Frosted up) person on the list but Peoria? Fo reals?

SHP 181,276 70
03/03/2010 09:42 AM

What would you get if Dasypygal or Peorioa Grace had a baby with Billy Mays?

An Oxymoron.

dasypygal-unwaxed 12,075 15
03/03/2010 11:09 AM

A hairy bitch buried in a Native American Holy Land with trace amounts of cocaine in it's system?

(but oxyclean made it fresh!)

peoriagrace 6,153 11
03/03/2010 01:11 PM

I'm going to go out on a limb here but I'm going to say it's because you're tarding up the forums with unfunny Shakespeare. That and a prediliction for believing any thing the TV tells you *cough* Balloon Boy *cough*

Look, I did not by into that bullShakespeare balloon boy crap. Making fun of me or stuff I've said is great; but mother-Froster do not blame crap on me I had nothing to do with.


I can't help if my humor is too subtle or immature for all you lot that like to kill hookers and babies.I can be funny sometimes. I have been trying. This is an example of when I have been funny. I was a brand new noob.
My Noobness...

peoriagrace 6,153 11
03/03/2010 01:16 PM

My Great Grandma loved her squirrel meat: fried, in gravy with biscuits, stewed, roasted over an open fire after it had been skinned.

Cinderblock 27,522 24
03/03/2010 01:23 PM

Wait a durn minute, I thought we liked Peoriagrace!

We like Peoriagrace, we hate Peoriagrace's spalling.

peoriagrace 6,153 11
03/03/2010 01:34 PM

Thank you Cinderblock.

Cinderblock 27,522 24
03/03/2010 02:11 PM

No, it's spelled Cndrblkk.

Cinderblock 27,522 24
03/03/2010 02:12 PM

GOD DAMN IT. Live is not cultures enough to understand my umlaut. THAT LOOKED DIFFERENT THAN IT CAME OUT.

Thud 66,695 17
03/03/2010 02:13 PM

Sure it did. We believe you.

dasypygal-unwaxed 12,075 15
03/03/2010 02:21 PM

"Look, I did not by into that bullShakespeare balloon boy crap. Making fun of me or stuff I've said is great; but mother-Froster do not blame crap on me I had nothing to do with."


PG, I'm pretty sure THAT abortion was aimed at me. I sounded the aluminum alarm and live to laugh at it every day.

Dance Commander Ravos 62,361 20
03/03/2010 10:10 PM

Actually, if it weren't for that balloon buy thread, I probably wouldn't have a funniest of the month t-shirt. That thread needs to be Zanzibar'd. But not this one.


...awww Shakespeare.

Melancholia ~Tipsy Tipsy 772 9
03/03/2010 10:58 PM

Dasypygal and Peoriagrace


The EMO community is proud of you .Now if you will,please go stand by the corner and cry into this .

Dance Commander Ravos 62,361 20
03/03/2010 11:00 PM

I hurt myself to feel alive!

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
03/03/2010 11:07 PM

I'm going to step up here and say that I like both Grace and the Hairy One.

And I find them funnier than Zuggerina and Ivan, so you two can STFU.

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
03/03/2010 11:09 PM

There, now, don't we all feel better?

Dance Commander Ravos 62,361 20
03/03/2010 11:15 PM

I don't really mind dasypy either. At least she can laugh at the balloon boy thread.

And I like Ivan. I guess I don't really have a choice though since I claimed him as my noob.

Dance Commander Ravos 62,361 20
03/03/2010 11:16 PM

And hey, at least they aren't Jenni Maier.

Melancholia ~Grim Grin ! 772 9
03/03/2010 11:21 PM

PS: jeeni and jenni maier are not the same

Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
03/03/2010 11:24 PM

HOLD UP....................................STOP THE PRESSES...............


ZUGGARINA MADE A FUNNY.................I REPEAT.................ZUGGARINA MADE A FUNNY!

Melancholia ~Grim Grin ! 772 9
03/03/2010 11:27 PM

*Crickets *

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
03/03/2010 11:41 PM

ZUGGARINA MADE A FUNNY

I orbed it. Now I feel dirty.




Thanks.

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
03/03/2010 11:48 PM

Ladies and gentlemen,
While we've been distracted with all of these pranks, The Greatest Prank ever has been played on us: Pubah pretending to be a homeless derelict.

Pubads? Pubah's Ads! While we've been scrounging for full pee tubes, orbs, t-shirts and trophies, Pubah has been secretly racking up the ad revenues:

Melancholia ~Grim Grin ! 772 9
03/04/2010 12:02 AM

Any one up for Uranium investments?

Cyco Ivan 11,324 11
03/04/2010 12:05 AM

Look, I did not by into that bullShakespeare balloon boy crap. Making fun of me or stuff I've said is great; but mother-Froster do not blame crap on me I had nothing to do with.


Lighten up Francis.
A) You asked the group as a whole why some members considered you and hairy girl retarded. I was putting out my opinion on why that might be. Do I believe it? No, there are a lot more retarded users out there.

2) I know that you weren't all agape about balloon boy, that was my opinion on why dasypygal might be construed as retarded.

%) I'm sorry, but I thought this was a comedy site. You know, where people post stuff and other people build off the jokes to try and make them funnier? Frost, I guess I'll just have go back to making fun of Bill, he can take a joke and diShakespeare back.

Dance Commander Ravos 62,361 20
03/04/2010 12:08 AM

that was my opinion on why dasypygal might be construed as retarded.

Oh, she is. Don't get me wrong. I still like her though. 'Cause retards are hilarious!

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
03/04/2010 12:08 AM

Oh, yes! Zuggerina has a seat on the short bus.


Ivan I'm okay with. Mostly because I made a ham joke and he came charging in, snarfing up that ham with no shame, a healthy dose of self-deprecation and the ability to laugh at himself. Unlike Hammerhead, who protested that he doesn't like ham (wtf?), or Virn, who cried like a baby and ran away.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
03/04/2010 12:14 AM

We also should admit, though, that we're slipping. When we have three retarded girls hanging around the place and still can't get someone to show their tits, it's a sad day for us.

Melancholia ~Grim Grin ! 772 9
03/04/2010 12:15 AM

Oh, yes! Zuggerina has a seat on the short bus.

Not to worry Whistler .I am in no hurry to take over your seat.Here have a candy.

Dance Commander Ravos 62,361 20
03/04/2010 12:16 AM

I'm not sure I WANT to swee dasypy's. If he posts on shaving habits are any indication, I simply assume she has the chest of a baboon.

Cyco Ivan 11,324 11
03/04/2010 12:16 AM

Ravos - That's exactly what I was trying to say but naturally it came out wrong

Whistler - Self deprecation is what I do best....although I don't really do a good job at that either. Do you still have that ham, by the way, I'm trying to get my blood to at least 50% nitrates.

Dance Commander Ravos 62,361 20 Straps on helmet
03/04/2010 12:17 AM

Swee? I meant see. Someone move over, I need a seat on the short bus too.

Melancholia ~Grim Grin ! 772 9
03/04/2010 12:23 AM

Sorry all Noob haters and their egos have filled up the short bus.No more space left .As for pics I am posting them soon .

peoriagrace 6,153 11
03/04/2010 01:41 AM

Cyco I think you may have missed this part of my sentence. "Making fun of me or stuff I've said is great;"
I also thought you were the one who liked it when I get mad?

Bill the I got a new icon Squirrel(I like the robe) knows I'm joking.

I think we all know who's gone emo now-%) I'm sorry, but I thought this was a comedy site. You know, where people post stuff and other people build off the jokes to try and make them funnier?

peoriagrace 6,153 11
03/04/2010 01:44 AM

I think I'm a little too old for the emo crowd. More along the line of: "Hey you kids get off my lawn".

Cyco Ivan 11,324 11
03/04/2010 01:59 AM

I think we all know who's gone emo now

Oh no, you've found me out. I'm secretly an emo kid.

I don't necessarily like it when you're mad, but I've noticed that it really improves your grammar and spelling. Apparantly Yoda was wrong, anger leads to proper grammar and then suffering.

So in the interest of keeping your posts readable, go eat a bag of dicks tard.

BillSalamie 66,795 11
03/04/2010 02:04 AM

Okay, I've been away for a while, but from what I can gather peoriagrace is retarded. Is that correct?
peoriagrace, if that's true, start mashing your reply on your keyboard with your tard hands.

peoriagrace 6,153 11
03/04/2010 02:23 AM

ASD:DSF:Alm;sfsdlk'wefalkn'ew

peoriagrace 6,153 11
03/04/2010 02:24 AM

It's true Cyco, I get my editor a.k.a. my hubby to look at my posts.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
03/04/2010 03:03 AM

At least Grace and Dasy admit they're 'tards. That's half the battle. Poor Zuggi doesn't even realize that the toy steering wheel I strapped to the seat in front of her doesn't really work.

Cyco Ivan 11,324 11
03/04/2010 03:25 AM

At least Grace and Dasy admit they're 'tards. That's half the battle

Isn't it technically 1/12th of the battle?

Step 1 - We admitted we were powerless over our retardation - that our lives had become unmanageable
Step 2 - Came to believe that a Power (i.e. Whistler) greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity
Step 3 - Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of Whistler as we understood Whistler
Step 4 - Made a searching and fearless intelligence inventory of ourselves
Step 5 - Admitted to Whistler, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our stupidity
Step 6 - Were entirely ready to have Whistler remove all these defects of character
Step 7 - Humbly asked Whistler to remove our shortcomings
Step 8 - Made a list of all persons we had made dumber, and became willing to make amends to them all
Step 9 - Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others
Step 10 - Continued to take personal inventory and when we were retarded promptly admitted it
Step 11 - Sought through spellchecking and scrutiny to improve our conscious contact with Whistler as we understood Whistler, praying only for knowledge of Whistler's will for us and the power to carry that out
Step 12 - Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other retards, and to practice these principles in all our affairs

dasypygal-unwaxed 12,075 15
03/04/2010 03:56 AM

At least Grace and Dasy admit they're 'tards. That's half the battle. Poor Zuggi doesn't even realize that the toy steering wheel I strapped to the seat in front of her doesn't really work.


I CALL SHOTGUN!!

dasypygal-unwaxed 12,075 15
03/04/2010 04:01 AM

Ivan, your 12 step program made me want to motorboat you.


bbrrrrrrbrrrrrrrbrrrrrrrrrbrrrrrrrrbrrrrrrrrbrrrrrrrrrrbrrrrrrrrr!

Dance Commander Ravos 62,361 20
03/04/2010 04:02 AM

With all that hair you an floss at the same time.

MULTI-TASKING!

Pants 14,218 17
03/04/2010 04:38 AM

Is this some sort of god damn sympathy thread?
Get with the program; everyone here is fair game.
Since when has it not been open season for insults on this board?
You must be extremely insecure if you are going to allow some faceless posters to get you down.

Hell, if I cut myself everytime someone jumped on me for bad spelling, being an Emerson,not being funny, and/or poor hygene my arms would look like Frost-ing pom poms.

Maybe I'm wrong about all of this.
Maybe you're just on the rag.

Cyco Ivan 11,324 11
03/04/2010 05:32 AM

With all that hair you an floss at the same time

My chest hair works as an awesome facial scrub too.

Dance Commander Ravos 62,361 20
03/04/2010 05:33 AM

Dental floss and an exfoliant all in one!? How much is it for this amazing product!?!!?!1!///?!1

Ceci n'est pas une Phla 130,632 34
03/04/2010 05:39 AM

I need to punch somebody for making the second "imaginary" thread. One is bad enough, we certainly didn't need two.

I don't care who gets the punch, but someone needs to step up and take it so I can get on with my lunch.

Shell Belle 76,640 24
03/04/2010 05:41 AM

Maybe you're just on the rag.

That's outrageous. They're too old to be on the rag.

Dead Billy Mays 11,324 11
03/04/2010 05:45 AM

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! ORDER NOW AND I'LL DOUBLE THE OFFER! YES THAT'S 4 DISGUSTING MAN BOOBS, 2 PACKS OF CHEST HAIR DENTAL FLOSS, AND 2 HAIRY EXFOLIATING PADS! ORDER WITHIN THE NEXT 10 MINUTES AND I'LL THROW IN FOR FREE SHAME AND SELF LOATHING! ORDER NOW!

Kiss me I'm Cyco Irish 11,324 11
03/04/2010 05:48 AM

Dental floss and an exfoliant all in one!? How much is it for this amazing product!?!!?!1!///?!1


Bad, bad Dead Billy Mays. You forgot to tell these people that all this is for the low, low price of $19.99 plus shipping and handling.

Kiss me I'm Cyco Irish 11,324 11
03/04/2010 05:50 AM

I need to punch somebody for making the second "imaginary" thread. One is bad enough, we certainly didn't need two.

I don't care who gets the punch, but someone needs to step up and take it so I can get on with my lunch.


You should punch Peoria because my Shakespearety parody thread came first (just like a man) and there's eye candy in mine.

However, she's taken enough abuse today and I will accept your punch...anywhere but the face.

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
03/04/2010 06:28 AM

I'll take a Phla punch in the face any day of the week.

Kiss me I'm Cyco Irish 11,324 11
03/04/2010 06:30 AM

It's tempting but only my wife gets to punch me in the face. It's Wisconsin state law, look it up.

peoriagrace 6,153 11
03/04/2010 01:01 PM

What are you talking about Pants?! Dasypygal and me are not looking for sympathy. We laugh at ourselves and others. It seems to me your the one who is angry at us for bringing up a subject I was curious about. I've tried to make it humorous. If ya don't like don't read it. Jeez, you at like it's skin off your nose.

Unless your not talking about us; then nevermind.

peoriagrace 6,153 11
03/04/2010 01:03 PM

However, she's taken enough abuse today and I will accept your punch...anywhere but the face.

I'm not worried about a punch. I can take her. Just let me get some whiskey in me first.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
03/04/2010 01:33 PM

I liked those twelve steps, Ivan. You're my new favorite n00b. Call me every fifteen minutes.

Slurpy Sammich ! 772 9 wails into the hanky
03/04/2010 01:57 PM

Dear Whistler
I always thought the world of you .I cannot accept the fact that you would be so evil ruthless merciless etc etc .I am sure that every time you have been mean to me ,a bunny has been strangled somewhere.
Come on Whistler don't make me cry
I thought i was always your favorite wee cute N00b .Sigh!So what does it take to be your favorite eh?.Should i write up a 12 point essay on 'Why Zuggi cute little Zuggerina should be Whistler's favorite N00b?

Sorrowfully
Doe -eyed
Zuggi.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/04/2010 01:59 PM

I think a 12-gauge essay would be better.

Nachos 57,478 23
03/04/2010 07:26 PM

Try a 12 kiloton one. In this instance I can't see any downside to large amounts of collateral damage.

Dance Commander Ravos 62,361 20
03/04/2010 10:21 PM

If ya don't like don't read it.

It's hard to do that, considering you need to read it before being able to figure out if you like it or not.

Shell Belle 76,640 24
03/04/2010 11:33 PM

.I am sure that every time you have been mean to me ,a bunny has been strangled somewhere.
Come on Whistler don't make me cry

If you think Whistler's mean, then you could be in big trouble around here. Whistler's a fluffy little kitty-cat compared to most.

Better put on your big girl panties if you plan to stick around.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
03/04/2010 11:37 PM

I'm not mean. I'm just intolerant.


By the way, if you want to lose a reputation for being stupid, probably the worst thing you can do is argue that you aren't stupid. The best thing you can do is respond with something smart and funny. The next best thing you can do is ignore the comments. As my late stepfather used to tell me, it's better to keep quiet and have people suspect that you're a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Kiss me I'm Cyco Irish 11,324 11
03/05/2010 12:15 AM

As my late stepfather used to tell me, it's better to keep quiet and have people suspect that you're a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Wow Whistler, your stepfather was Abraham Lincoln? I knew you were old, but that's awesome.

peoriagrace 6,153 11
03/05/2010 12:52 AM

Picky picky.











Good one Ravos.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/05/2010 01:00 AM

Better put on your big girl panties if you plan to stick around.


But if you're fat and need really big girl panties, just make sure they aren't made out of mesh. Because that's one nightmare that doesn't need a sequel.

dasypygal-unwaxed 12,075 15
03/05/2010 01:13 AM

Driving Miss Dasy-

dasypygal-unwaxed 12,075 15 looks up
03/05/2010 01:17 AM

Oops! Posted in wrong thread.

*tucks tail under my retarded ass and ducks for cover*

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/05/2010 01:24 AM

Retarded ass?

So one cheek droops lower than the other and its always drooling?

Kiss me I'm Cyco Irish 11,324 11
03/05/2010 07:17 AM

I liked those twelve steps, Ivan. You're my new favorite n00b. Call me every fifteen minutes.

I should hope so, I made you a god (albeit one retards turn to in times of need). Does this mean you're my sponsor now?

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
03/05/2010 11:18 AM

Wow Whistler, your stepfather was Abraham Lincoln?

Hey, I didn't say he made it up, I said he used to say it to me. Here are a few other pearls of wisdom from dear old Dad (with no guarantee that he coined any of these phrases, either):

Why don't you try using your head for something other than a hatrack?

That's too far from your heart to kill you. (His favorite phrase whenever one of us kids got injured).

If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous.

You're a veritable compendium of esoteric verbage.

You've got diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the brain.

Never cultivate on your face what grows wild around your Emerson. (His first words upon seeing me after I first grew a beard).




I could go on with this all day, but then I'd have to make double payments to my psychiatrist this week.

Future Druggist 2,530 10
03/05/2010 11:24 AM

Completely Random Thought Time!!!

If you search "stupid quotes", do you get quotes that are stupid or quotes about stupidity?

dasypygal-unwaxed 12,075 15
03/05/2010 11:32 AM

Here are a few other pearls of wisdom from dear old Dad

I like teh pearls!

peoriagrace 6,153 11
03/05/2010 02:45 PM

Whistler, you should write up all those pearls of wisdom and put them on a blog. Like that one guy at Shakespeare my dad says.

A movie is being made from this blog.

Kiss me I'm Cyco Irish 11,324 11
03/05/2010 05:05 PM

Which only proves that Hollywood is completely out of ideas. Between stupid sequels, retarded remakes, and moronic source material it's no surprise they're scraping the internet for ideas.

It's good news for John though as it's only a matter of time before Zug gets it's own movie.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
03/05/2010 06:37 PM

I heard it's going to be a television series (not a movie), and that William Shatner will be playing the titular (heh heh - TITular) Dad. If nothing else, it's going to be weird. I'm looking forward to it.

As far as me writing for a movie or t.v. series, I'm working on a script, tentatively titled "My So-Called Fife."

peoriagrace 6,153 11
03/08/2010 06:25 AM

TV makes more sense for Shatner.

The Write Straw 95,470 36
03/08/2010 06:40 AM

Here are a few other pearls of wisdom from dear old Dad

I like teh pearls!

I wonder if Lobster said the same thing to her stepdad and the result was just a big misunderstanding.

dasypygal-unwaxed 12,075 15
03/08/2010 08:26 AM

I can't believe it took this long for someone to the bait and link it properly.

Big fat orb necklace for you Straw.

Dance Commander Ravos 62,361 20
03/08/2010 10:21 PM

As far as me writing for a movie or t.v. series, I'm working on a script, tentatively titled "My So-Called Fife."

You also wrote "How I met your mother" didn't you? You sly dog you.