this is a prank me and my friend pulled on a kid we both know. He thought he was going on a date with a girl named "Anita Bejay", and he spilled his heart out to us on Facebook in the process.
Awesome prank. I cannot believe that he actually believed there is a woman called "Anita Bejay."
The video is a little long, but if you guys want to write up a brief summary for this video and send it in (or condense the video down to a 3- to 4-minute version), we can feature the video and article from the ZUG homepage.
I know you're ultimate goal here on Zug is to attract followers and and grow as a comedy website, but so far the only newcomers I've noticed are spammers (you've already done a Viagra prank. There's no need for more) and Jenni Maurer. How many office prank videos must I watch before we can get back to the poop and dead baby jokes?
Did you run out of so many of your good ideas that you had to subject us to a couple 16-yr-olds with too much hair and time on their hands? Where is the John we all new from the credit card prank? Or the John who shamelessly poured Johnson's baby shampoo in his eyes just so he could complain about the "No More Tears" advertisement? And for the love of Christ WHY DON'T YOU DRESS UP IN RIDICULOUS ATTIRE IN PUBLIC ANYMORE?
Also can we bring back the CapCon contests? Thanksyerapeach.
Sorry fellow Live-ers, it was bubbling in me like potato soup.
I agree with you Cinder, it's great that he has new people posting their own pranks, but if you want to feature them on the front page at least make sure they're FUNNY.
I really kind of want answers to the questions I posted in my above rant. It really is frustrating to come here anymore and many of the funny people are gone and it's like "Oh here's Luke McKinney to fill the void." NO. Luke McKinney does not equal the Kiwi twins. There's more funny in one of Neep's boobs than there is in Luke McKinney.
Thank God we still have the Mailman, Taco, Phla, Whistler, and Priestess to give us some comic relief. Now all we have to do is get Phuc, Dit, Straw, Chance, BIG, and Froganada to post more. To all of you I forgot, sorry. Just bring the funny and leave the violin at home.
So two smartass (probably more popular) kids ganged up on a loser at their high school to humiliate him and make him feel worthless because he can't get a girlfriend and then posted it on the internet for their entire high school to laugh at? Awesome. It's going to be even funnier when this kid kills himself and John has to backpedal and pretend Zug didn't promote it.
In line with Taco's commentary, this came out on Youtube somewhat recently. A girl was fooled into believing that a 16 year old boy named Josh liked her, then her world was shattered when he told her he didn't like her anymore because she wore braces or had alopecia or mutant dandruff or something.
Regardless, I don't think it's funny to fake a person on the internet and use it to injure someone psychologically, and I was disgusted to see that here. As a survivor of bullying, Megan's story made me sad. No one should ever have to login to Myspace, or anywhere else to be bullied. They should be able to be bullied at school, the mall, even at Church.
Bet you weren't expecting that. Seriously, though, bullying sucks and so does anyone who supports it in all its myriad forms, whether in real life or on the internet.
Secondly, Megan was a Poe. If you are going to kill yourself at least take some of the people who made you want to die with you.
Third, I could understand if it was Megan's ex-friend who made up Josh, because kids are cruel. But her parents? WTF? I dont even know the people involved but I'd like to take a Louisville slugger and beat those girl's parents upside thier heads untill they are nicely Terry Shiavo-ized.
Someone did something like this to me one time. These two girls in middle school who were kind of popular pretended to be my friend long enough to learn what I liked/was interested in. They then made a screen name pretending to be a guy who went to the other middle school in my district who started IMing me and taking about all the things he loved (all things I loved, too! Wow!). What a dream come true for an ugly, unpopular girl! A nice, normal boy who shares interests with her and even likes her! I figured out that this person was not real pretty quickly, but not before these two girls had a ball with it and laughed with all the popular girls about it. I was never interested in being a part of the popular crowd, but it was one of the most soul-crushing experiences I can remember. At least it didn't go too far. If their prank had escalated to the point that these kids took it, I can't even fathom what my reaction would have been. Pranks are funny, venomous trickery is not.
Not serious time:
Funnier prank: Do any of your friends have a recently deceased parent? Make a facebook account pretending to be their dead mom and send them messages saying things like, "Just like I always said! YOU'RE A FAILURE!"
Lobster and I went to try to get on Wheel of Fortune last Saturday at a mass audition. You filled out your info on a little card and then they drew them out of a drum later in an arena style stage "hosted by former Dallas Cowboy and channel 11 sports guy, Babe Laufenberg."
*rest for applause*
As five contestants exit the stage, "And who wants to be one of the next five contestants to audition and win Wheel of Fortune prizes?"
*rest for screaming, applause and jumping. announcer does jumpkick in the air*
"Remember folks, this and that's important, but your best chance in getting on the show is showing your personalities, but keep it clean, this is a family show. DO I HAVE ANY WHEEL WATCHERS HERE?!"
*rest for applause and same old Shakespeare again. yeah, it was seriously weird and annoying like that*
"Alrighty then Babe, let's see the first contestant for the next group to come on stage and play WHEEL OF FORTUNE!!!!!"
Babe Laufenberg draws a name from the bingo style drum roller and announces with all seriousness, "Well, if you're Mike Hunt, then we need you down here on this stage."
*hum of crowd (about 1000 people btw)*
"Mike Hunt."
*hum gets louder, audible snickers*
AC to Lobster: Oh thank God, I thought I was the only one who heard that.
"Is Mike Hunt here?"
*crowd is losing it as I wipe the tears from my eyes. announcer quickly grabs cards from Babe and tries to start to read the next real contestants names.*
That was not funny, just mean. So many good entertaining pranks on this site and they do not involve hurting one person in particular. That cute boy deserves a nice girl instead of putting up with those two unfunny boys.
@Satans Toenails (<--and i thought my name sucked.) i'm merely using the "@" symbol to piss off people like you who have nothing better to do with their lives but criticize others. This video wasn't intended for strangers as much as it was for my friends, but i figured i'd post it anyways. Sorry it doesn't meet your prestigious prank standards!
...to piss off people like you who have nothing better to do with their lives but criticize others. This video wasn't intended for strangers as much as it was for my friends, but i figured i'd post it anyways.
That's really rich coming from an internet bully. Didn't have the balls to mock the kid to his face because you knew in the real world there's repercussions? Frostoff and die. Emphatically.
Pricklygoo- your friend is funny-looking. You just don't do something like that to a funny looking guy. That's something you should reserve for one of your too-cool-for-grade-school-so-I-never-went-and-can't-do-long-division-now friends. Because they would recover quickly after truckFrost-ing you with their skateboard.
But when you pick on a kid who has no idea what is going on, who might be sensitive influences around him, and who is completely innocent except for when he murders you for messing with him, that is tantamount to forcibly mindFrost-ing the part of his brain that forms lasting memories. Why would you deign to do something that will forever be a scar on someone's psyche?
Also, one of you says "dude" a lot.
This is what happens to some people who say "dude".
...They get yelled at by one.
Something like this would serve you right, though;
Know what that picture is missing? A Pricklygoo douche-nozzle. Its gotta keep it simple instead of trying to over complicate all these douche and douche accessories.
Really John? Is this what has become of us? Have we fallen so far from our former glory that we must now stand by and watch as our beloved community is destroyed by a 12 year old kid posting random and unfunny personal attacks with the clear intent of malice? Must we stand by, powerless for fear of a warning?
Prickgoo, Here's something to make your next prank even more witty & sophisticated.
For even bigger laughs, you could just kill a kitten. That would definitely get you loads of orbs.
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