Anita Bejay: The Article (Condensed)
A comedy article
by pricklygoo69  11  8
03/05/2010 07:06 AM 210 views
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Okay. So. My friend and I decided to make a fake Facebook of a girl and prank people we knew into thinking she was a real person, and then make them go on "dates" with them (we weren't trying to copy CollegeHumor). Only, the name of this fake girl was "Anita Bejay". Yeah. So, in order to make her profile legit, we took a random picture from Google Images, and sent out friend requests to people from a town close to ours. It took a week, but we got up to around 250 friends. They thought "Anita" was homeschooled and trying to make some new friends from town. After that, we requested some of our close friends, and started having conversations with them on Facebook Chat. From there, we were able to convince our one friend Chris into going on a date with Anita (and we have that on video as well). Chris thought it was funny, and wanted to help us out. When our other friends asked Chris if she was real, he vouched for us and told them that she was indeed real. This is where our not-so-close friend Ryan comes in. While at Applebee's one night, we talked about this mystery girl Anita, and he was curious to meet her (he just broke up with his girlfriend of 2 years). He adds Anita on Facebook, then starts to chat with her. Ryan and "Anita" talked for over an hour, and Ryan spilled his guts with lots of personal details (many of them sexual). Ryan didn't have my (Joe) phone number, so when he gave us his number, I started to text him and got a little flirty. We set up a date for them both at a Dunkin Donuts in town. My friend Eric and I pulled up in an unfamiliar car (so Ryan wouldn't get suspicious) and sat in the trunk with a video camera. Ryan showed up in his "sweet minivan" with his hair all spiked up and a brand new button down shirt (our friend Chris told us this later, after Ryan called him in a rage). We then told Ryan that Anita's grandma broke her hip, and that Anita had to attend to her. Being totally put off, Ryan calls my number thinking it was Anita, only to get my voice at the other end. Somehow, I convinced him that I lost my phone and just got a new one at the Verizon store, and that some other person must've been texting him from my number. He eventually found out, and vowed to "punch Joe in the Frost-ing face" the next time he saw me. But, he didn't. He's a good sport. If you want to meet Anita, simply go to http://www.facebook.com/ilovedicksinmyface
I know, its subtle. And yet people still can't figure out that she's fake.
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Chuckleworthy
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Kiss me I'm Cyco Irish 11,330  11
03/05/2010 07:07 AM
Wow, you really meant it when you said condensed. My brain's too cramped up to say anything funny now.
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randomweirdgirl13 2 6
03/05/2010 07:33 AM
omigod, i need to do that! it would be soo easy to prank some of the asses who i go to school with! mabye i'll be a guy... nevermind. i'll tell you about how it goes!
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Amusing
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Ali Legend 844 7
03/05/2010 07:43 AM
1. Make an excessively long video check
2. Make an article with only 1 paragraph of excessive length check
3. Make an article right OOPS!
Legit job though mein bruder.
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Funny
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Cinderblock 27,578 25
03/05/2010 09:18 AM
1. Admit it, you has a chubby when you were posing as a girl and flirting with your friend.
B. Ends in -uicide.
III. Profit.
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Future Druggist 2,533 11 Jumps up in down with hand in air
03/05/2010 09:32 AM
Ohhhhh, I know, I know, Call on ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...I forgot
nevermind....
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
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Ceci n'est pas une Phla 131,068 34
03/05/2010 10:14 AM
A made up person named Anita. How wonderfully original to this site.
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Hilarious
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Midgets 96,151 48
03/05/2010 10:36 AM
Yeah, great idea. Frost-ing with a person on a site like that and then crushing them has NEVER resulted in suicide.
It has. So you obviously didn't take it far enough.
Get them to do it. Post some pics. Put in a disclaimer that I'm not responsible. Enjoy.
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