Ali Legend 840 7
03/08/2010 02:21 AM

Because

Future Druggist 2,530 10
03/08/2010 02:28 AM

I'm more concerned that he dated it. Is his ex-wife so stupid she doesn't know what the year is?

Frozen Chickens Section 282,028 58
03/08/2010 02:37 AM

Looks more like a teacher who got pranked by the class of 08 to me, and he was big enough to get his pic with the damage.

Course having a name like Mr. Cootchie is just gonna attract every joker in Westview Middle School.

Gorky Thatcher 41,132 12
03/08/2010 03:26 AM

Despite breaking into morgues and taking the toe tags off all the dead hookers he sent there, then tying the tags all over his car, police did end serial killer Mr C.'s reign of street walker terror until he was brought in on a charge of vandalizing the HOA president's yard with a piss poor graffiti tag.

Madness 4,360 10
03/09/2010 09:50 AM

So I tried to change my name to Mr. C in order to post a witty retort to Mr. Hargrave's question, only to find out the name is apparently already in use!

What the Frost are the odds of that?
Screw you guys.

Mr•C 205,285 31
03/09/2010 11:26 AM

Suck it, Trebek.

Monica Hamburg 484 6
03/09/2010 04:04 PM

"His amnesia was taking its toll. Finally, desperate and inspired by a (very) recent viewing of 'Memento', but too conservative to ink up his body, Mr. C. was forced to inundate his car with Post-its and note his name and anniversary date on the lawn."

Rock Lobster. Just Rock Lobster. 17,422 30
03/10/2010 06:51 AM

I had a calculus teacher in high school named Mr. Koch. He told us it was pronounced "cook," but we all knew it was "Coleridge." To make matters worse, he was a total dick.

Satans Toenails 4,198 12
03/10/2010 07:29 AM

The oldest surviving member of the Mr. C fanclub



The rest were killed off by the big C. (sorry)

Wokka Rokka Ravos 62,361 20
03/10/2010 10:19 PM

I had a calculus teacher in high school named Mr. Koch. He told us it was pronounced "cook," but we all knew it was "Coleridge." To make matters worse, he was a total dick.

I had a friend who's last name was "Kokk". He also said it was pronounced "cook".

HenryHarveyComedyGod 417 7
03/16/2010 12:26 PM

Hey, hey--let's cover my car with Post-its, and then I'll crouch in front of it and then get this-- we'll write "Mr. C." and "08" on the goddamn LAWN and then we'll send it to John Hargrave and folks can make up stuff about it and it will go viral and be funnier than crappola.

cokebabies 1,375 13
03/17/2010 06:01 AM

That's Mr. F's more successful cousin.

Little Scottish Ravos 62,361 20
03/17/2010 06:05 AM

I'm more a Mr. T fan, myself.

Yason 1 3
03/27/2010 04:58 AM

nice. what an idiot. that almost happened to me once, except i was going through someones backpack. looking for wet-ones. covered in ketchup. oh, i was covered in ketchup. not the wipes

Yason 1 3
03/27/2010 04:59 AM

Because - Because

notsoBig Irish Phla 130,632 34
03/27/2010 05:06 AM

This guy won three trophies. Three.

You know, I'm beginning to think the trophies don't mean anything...

notsoBig Irish Phla 130,632 34
03/27/2010 05:08 AM

Wow that ketchup story happens to everyone!

Alt+Ctrl+Ravos 62,361 20
03/28/2010 11:56 PM

nice. what an idiot. that almost happened to me once, except i was going through someones backpack. looking for wet-ones. covered in ketchup. oh, i was covered in ketchup. not the wipes

One of my friends once showed up to my place, and smelled of strawberries. I asked what the hell happened, and apparently a bottle of strawberry lube exploded in his backpack.

...I didn't ask any more questions.

Delicious & British, it's Marmite! 12,940 12
04/01/2010 07:52 AM

This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my Poe.