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How to make Wesley Willis roll over in his sleeping bag.
A comedy article by Pram 80,728 42
03/08/2010 04:47 AM 446 views

Not only can people who can't play drums program them with a drum machine, but now you don't even have do that! You can just sing into your 10 dollar Kanye West karaoke microphone and this program will "create" the backing music for you.

My favorite line from this video was "hey, it's made by Microsoft! So it's pretty easy to use?"



BWAHAHAHAHAHAahahahahahaha *gets asthma* hhh hhhh hhhhhh ...

It's probably only a matter of time before Antares and Microsoft conspire together to release Songsmith and Autotune as a joint package called Autotunesmith and then anyone who doesn't have throat cancer will be able to be a rock star- well, we've got plastic surgery so you don't have to look good, dental implants so you don't have to smile good, so we might as well throw in a plugin that will make anyone sound like Cher or, worse case scenario, Brokencyde. Bottom line is, you don't have to be talented to make hit music anymore. You just have to be alive. (But I'm sure the music industry will find a way around that too).





If professional dead singers can sound this goofy with Songsmith, imagine what a living person with no vocal training can sound like! Or, actually, don't. They can just buy Autotune.



Unless... they don't know about Autotune.



You don't really even have to sing to get it to work, check this Shakespeare out:



No matter what, all music is DOOMED!! On the upshot though, I see a future in comedy for some the people who made these videos.

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How to make Wesley Willis roll over in his sleeping bag.

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Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054142827
helloooo nurse 379 8
03/08/2010 05:50 AM

Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse.....JEEEZ.....The music industry is FrostED.

Real musicians can't make a buck anymore. The general public has extraordinarily bad taste , they continue to buy the crap that is labelled as music these days. So let's be responsible adults, stop buying that Shakespeare, and don't allow your kids to buy it......Next time you feel the need to purchase and bury a dead hooker, just make sure it's Miley Cyrus.

 

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peoriagrace 6,166 11
03/08/2010 06:35 AM

My ears are bleeding now, and I feel nauseation.

 

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Barney T Dinosaur 2,612 19
03/08/2010 06:44 AM

What you talkin bout Willis?




That was the first thing that came to mind when I read this

 

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The Mailman 176,467 56
03/08/2010 11:46 AM

Bottom line is, you don't have to be talented to make hit music anymore. You just have to be alive.

Being alive hasn't been a requirement to record a hit song since 1985.