Gorky Thatcher 41,132 12
03/09/2010 02:36 AM

Get the arms of a mannequin with closed fists.

Use the arms to support the bowl so that the fingers wrap the rim.

Make a nice base for it, fill it with Jell-o and a gold ring.

Goatse trophy. Your welcome.

Lorem ipsum dolor ravos amet 62,361 20
03/09/2010 02:38 AM

You should fill the bowl with bees.

Spicey McHaggis 114,978 33
03/09/2010 02:46 AM

If it's going to be a bowl, you should fill it with some soup.

helloooo nurse 376 8
03/09/2010 02:48 AM

Fill it with chattering teeth, or an assortment of prank novelties. Pepper gum, trick cards, fake vomit.... Sort of a tribute to pranks in general....

Or a bunch of Miley Cyrus CD's.......

Gorky Thatcher 41,132 12
03/09/2010 02:52 AM

You could fill a bowl with cups.

dasypygal-unwaxed 12,075 15
03/09/2010 02:55 AM

A nice festive pudding

Irish Midgets 93,936 47
03/09/2010 02:58 AM

I like Gorckat and Spiceys ideas.

But it doesn't matter what my opinion is anywhy. Jenni Maier will do 56 articles on it and one of those will get picked.

Hydrant-monkey 9,447 21
03/09/2010 03:02 AM

Velveeta.

Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Zolton 87,649 31
03/09/2010 03:10 AM

My first thought was Astroglide. Or Vaseline. Or some sort of Vase-glide soft-serve swirly, if you have the equipment for that sort of thing.

But clearly, there can be only one answer: Two hundred and forty dollars worth of puddin'.

Aw, yeah.

The Mailman 174,473 52
03/09/2010 03:14 AM

How to: present a comedy trophy at SXSW.

You will need:
- A medal
- A small bowl trophy
- A big bowl trophy
- Some green jello
- Some yellow jello

Instructions:
1. Prepare two batches of green jello
2. Pour the green jello in the small bowl trophy with the medal locked inside.
3. Let the jello set in the small bowl trophy
4. Prepare two batches of yellow jello
5. Pour the yellow jello in the big bowl trophy, with the small bowl trophy locked inside.
6. Let the jello set in the big bowl trophy
7. Give trophy-trapped-in-trophy-trapped-in-trophy at SXSW
8. Receive thunderous applause and raucous laughter from the crowd

Lorem ipsum dolor ravos amet 62,361 20
03/09/2010 03:16 AM

You could fill it with bacon. Everyone loves bacon.

Ali Legend 840 7
03/09/2010 03:22 AM

Mark Malkoff's ego, it'd probably fill the bowl.

What a twat.

Future Druggist 2,530 10
03/09/2010 03:28 AM

tampons, whether used or not is your choice

Sin an méid a dúirt sí 26,020 24
03/09/2010 03:32 AM

French fries and ketchup!!

Slurpy Sammich ! 772 9
03/09/2010 03:32 AM

The bowl should have a copy each of PRANK THE MONKEY: THE ZUG BOOK OF PRANKS and MISCHIEF MAKER'S MANUAL.

Fratberry 277,318 52
03/09/2010 03:44 AM

I would imagine that Whistler's suggestion would be:

A GIANT BOWL OF DICK

but I really can't speak for him so I won't say anything.

Kiss me I'm Cyco Irish 11,324 11
03/09/2010 03:45 AM

Fill a trophy with banana cream pie filling, and then smaShakespeare in the winner's face.

Wokka, wokka, wokka.

Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 61,959 36
03/09/2010 03:58 AM

After dinner mints. Not because they're particularly funny but because they're Frost-ing delicious.

Gorky Thatcher 41,132 12 sees no orbs
03/09/2010 04:02 AM

I like Gorckat and Spiceys ideas.

You have a funny way of showing it.

The Write Straw 95,470 36
03/09/2010 04:12 AM

Ping pong balls, marbles, or ball bearings. Then accidentally tip it over during the ceremony.

Irish Midgets 93,936 47
03/09/2010 04:12 AM

Sheesh. Happy now?

Sometimes I balk at just poking my finger into everything I like since the incident with the bulldog.

Gorky Thatcher 41,132 12
03/09/2010 04:15 AM

Sheesh. Happy now?

Hey- in a world where I gotta spend 5 bucks to get a blowjob...chuckles ain't free.

Irish Midgets 93,936 47
03/09/2010 04:17 AM

Imitation crab and braunschweiger.

Do they still win if they can't get close enough to claim the trophy?

Space Admiral BobJohnson 177,873 22
03/09/2010 04:18 AM

Fill it completely with nails.

Explain that the nails symbolize every time they 'nailed' a joke while becoming the Funniest Person on the Web.

Explain that the screws symbolize every time they 'screwed' a beautiful woman while becoming the Funniest Person on the Web.

Nachos 57,478 23
03/09/2010 04:20 AM

Considering that a large part of SXSW consists of corporate-shills masquerading as legitimate bloggers and posers who think they're 'defining the internet space', I'd recommend presenting a nailbomb.

Brad Poynter 35,418 48
03/09/2010 04:58 AM

I would suggest either concrete, spray foam or pea gravel.

The Write Straw 95,470 36
03/09/2010 05:01 AM

Chia Shrek Head

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
03/09/2010 05:03 AM

Fill it with the tears of a clown. Tell them it's vitreous humour.

Fratberry 277,318 52
03/09/2010 05:32 AM

Get an urn and fill it full of those joke snake things that come flying out of the can or whatever the hell it is. When they open the urn to see if it contains the ashes of a dead comedian, all the snakes will come flying out and give them a heart attack.

You'll all just laugh and laugh...

Alarm Clock 6,338 4
03/09/2010 07:17 PM

I like Straw's idea of spilling everything out upon presentation. You could even wait 'til after the handoff when he lifts it up above his head to put a little imbalance on it. I'd suggest adding BB's for the amount gain and bounce-ability and Pop-pop or Snap-pops (whatever they're called up there) or a massive amount of the glass type stink bombs.

If the trophy feels like it's hollow inside, you could always go to a sports center or hunting mega store and fill the inside with lead shot and have everybody laugh at his girly ass as he tries to carry it off.

Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 61,959 36
03/09/2010 09:56 PM

Just fill it to the absolute top (like, meniscus over the top) with water and watch them try to not spill it everywhere. Or fill it with gatorade and ice and dump it on their head like the coach at the end of an important game.

Kiss me I'm Cyco Irish 11,324 11
03/10/2010 12:49 AM

1) Get a trophy topper that's just bizarre and embarassing. Somthing like a naked transexual in a golf swing follow through pose.

Q) Make them parade it around SXSW.

%) People will be forced to ask the recipient, "Why do you have a naked tranny playing golf on your trophy?"

blern) If they're truly the funniest person in the world, they'll think of a clever response.

Fratberry 277,318 52
03/10/2010 01:00 AM

Give the winner a gold lam suit with "Funniest Person on teh Web" written on the back of it. Make them wear it for the remainder of the event/conference/shindig/whatever.

Fratberry 277,318 52
03/10/2010 01:01 AM

Er, that was supposed to be "lame" but with one of those cool accents on the E but ZUG apparently doesn't allow the really, really gay words.

Professor Nutbutter 181,220 34
03/10/2010 01:24 AM

Goya Potted Meat Product.

Or have you forgotten your roots?

Pram 78,176 40
03/10/2010 03:59 AM

Fill the bowels of the trophy with white marbles. Reason: I need some white marbles. A lot.

Pram 78,176 40
03/10/2010 04:01 AM

If I win, I will empty the marbles into a bucket, and throw the trophy through Amazon's front office windows for not selling Frost-ing white plain Frost-ing marbles on their Frost-ing site.

Semper Fidelis Tyrannotacosaurus 61,959 36
03/10/2010 04:22 AM

120 white marbles for $5.75

Pram 78,176 40
03/10/2010 05:18 AM

Thank you, Marble Jesus!