How To: Turn a Cubicle into a Crime Scene
A comedy article
by Dave Goldberg  1,458  13
03/09/2010 09:03 AM 1892 views
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Sometimes work is so boring you could just die. Make it happen by turning your cubicle into an authentic crime scene.
You Will Need:
Police Line tape
Black duct tape (or a corpse)
Red dye
Fake blood (corn syrup and red dye)
Recycled paper
Lamination paper
Printer
Tape
Scissors
Instructions:
1. Make a friend lay down on the cubicle floor.
2. Trace around his body with the black duct tape.
3. Put the recycled paper over anything important on the desk.
4. Cover the recycled paper with the fake blood.
5. Print out large numbers (5 inches tall) on a piece of paper.
6. Cut out the numbers and laminate them.
7. Place the numbers all around the desk to label the "evidence."
8. Put the police line tape all over the cubicle.
There's no point in pulling off this prank and showing up to work. After all, how many murder victims can manage to answer their work e-mails and get their paperwork in on time?
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Thud 66,695  17
03/09/2010 09:11 AM
When I read the article title I immediately though "Kill someone in the cubicle".
Then I remembered the whole "prank" concept.
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Future Druggist 2,530 10
03/09/2010 09:11 AM
1) Spam a site forum with several "pranks"
2) A member of said forum obtains the place of work of the spammer
3) The person goes to the place of work
4) Ask receptionist where spammers cubicle is located
5) Go to cubicle and make it a real crime scene.
6) Profit.
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Future Druggist 2,530 10
03/09/2010 09:12 AM
Damnitalltohell.
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Thud 66,695 17
03/09/2010 09:15 AM
Oopsie.
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John Hargrave 128,123 71
03/10/2010 04:55 AM
I still have my official "CRIME SCENE" tape that I was sent by someone awesome a few years ago. I have no idea where it came from, and I didn't ask.
Someday I will use it for something like this. Either that, or I'll sell it to a petty criminal so he can make sure the area is secure before he burgles a house.
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Satans Toenails 4,198 12
03/10/2010 07:15 AM
I've been stalking you all (I'm in your bush right now) lurking here before I signed up & I'm 100% certain that Dave Goldberg is Jenni Maier in disguise the antichrist.
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Analog 9,387 18
03/10/2010 08:22 AM
If any tries this you should not include the picture of the godfather (the godfather would never been seen a the scene of a hit)
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