Thud 66,695 17
03/09/2010 09:14 AM

Wow.


Guess the new medication isn't making the grade.

Future Druggist 2,530 10
03/09/2010 09:15 AM

SeeHow-To-Turn-a-Cubicle-into-a-Crime-Scene

Future Druggist 2,530 10
03/09/2010 09:16 AM

does this mean you're going to stop posting?

Future Druggist 2,530 10
03/09/2010 09:21 AM

You forgot a step:

Get a sex-change in the hopes that the users of said site are too stupid to roll their mouse over your username

Chit 178,088 15
03/09/2010 09:31 AM

It's funny because it's true.

Irish Midgets 93,936 47
03/09/2010 09:34 AM

Give them time to figure out how to use retard as a noun, verb, adjective, and adverb all in one sentence.


On that topic, any one else miss Hammerhead?

MungChamp 35,886 35
03/09/2010 09:44 AM

Hey, I made a list!



Too bad it's a hit list.

Future Druggist 2,530 10
03/09/2010 09:44 AM

Is John going to yell at us for putting his lead writer in a mental hospital?

The Mailman 174,473 52
03/09/2010 10:18 AM

13. Come to the sad realization that trying to spin things around by pretending that the whole how-to series was a prank on the ZUG community is not going to work.

Ceci n'est pas une Phla 130,632 34
03/09/2010 10:30 AM

How to build russian gardenchairfurniture:
Put wood together.
If want, screw in it.

Ceci n'est pas une Phla 130,632 34
03/09/2010 10:49 AM

If you were awake to see the spam thead that was up at 1:30am this morning, you'd know that last post is HI-larious.

Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
03/09/2010 11:49 AM

but you,,,ve also saved up enough money to track down Mungchamp's NY address.

Or you can just figure out where those models are stripping in that funny thread, then look across the street.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
03/09/2010 01:27 PM

I have to give him/her credit for once. This time, Dave/Jenni actually wrote an original piece of content.

You see, while I would prefer that the content on ZuG, a COMEDY website, be funny, but I understand that sometimes even the best of us fall flat (except for the Mailman, who is always on). What always bothered me about JenniDave is that heshe posted other peoples' work without adding any commentary. If heshe wrote something original, put some persepctive or some spin on the videos, I would have been cool with it. Instead, we got a summaries and old video clips.

And I also want to make clear that I'm not bitching when I tell you that you suck. I'm CHALLENGING you to do better. I know for a fact that JenniDave has a solid education from a top second rate school. Heshe should put it to better use.

Big laughs for "my editor," by the way. First time I've ever heard someone with enough of a sense of irony to call JeffJohn that.

Millie 116,854 28
03/09/2010 02:43 PM

I feel bad for this person, he seems so bitter and sad. I never did read any of his or his alternate personality's articles. I guess that's good, because then I probably would have said something mean to him. Now I don't feel guilty.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/09/2010 02:46 PM

You know your life is going horribly wrong when millie is calling you bitter and sad.

Millie 116,854 28
03/09/2010 02:48 PM

Have you fallen off the wagon yet?

Meh. I'm going to bed.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/09/2010 02:50 PM

Yeah, I am drinking again. I won the bet.

Kiss me I'm Cyco Irish 11,324 11
03/09/2010 03:06 PM

I know for a fact that JenniDave has a solid education from a top second rate school

Really, maybe it should learn to use a thesaurus. I have a tech degree from a 3rd rate community college and even I can rattle off 7 synonyms for 'insipre' and 'wait'

Also, these retarded series of articles written retardely by this retard have retarded my mental faculties. Thank you, you may deposit your orbs to the right.

Kiss me I'm Cyco Irish 11,324 11
03/09/2010 03:07 PM

Frost. That's 'inspire'. I said I could name the synonyms, I didn't say I could type.

Just Plain Jeeni 43,391 49
03/09/2010 03:55 PM

Mung, you be careful! If you spot someone who looks like this, be sure and protect yourself!

Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 61,959 36
03/09/2010 10:03 PM

I have to give him/her credit for once. This time, Dave/Jenni actually wrote an original piece of content.

Not really. There's definitely been like 4 other "Jenni Maier is ruining Zug" threads. The writing may be original but the content certainly isn't.

Get a sex-change in the hopes that the users of said site are too stupid to roll their mouse over your username

I admittedly didn't notice this until you said it. Goddamn it.

Also we should start a paypal fund to buy Mung a gun.

Lorem ipsum dolor ravos amet 62,361 20
03/09/2010 10:09 PM

I think...I think I orb'd it.


I feel dirty. I'll be in the shower for the next 3 days.

Fratberry 277,318 52
03/09/2010 10:42 PM

7. Wait for someone to get so mad that they ask you to stop it, just frosting stop it.

The name is FRATBERRY, bitch!

Madame KChiki 124,281 89
03/09/2010 11:08 PM

I have to agree with Whistler that I'm glad to see that JenniGoldberg is a real person and not a script that automatically searches "prank" on Google and creates a thread summarizing said prank. The fact that heshe would post an originally written thread hazing hisherself gives me hope.

Just a little, but it's pretty dark in here so even a pinprick is nice.

Madame KChiki 124,281 89
03/09/2010 11:09 PM

I also wonder if heshe is violently discouraged from interacting with the Zug populace in any way other than posting articles. HeShe might be getting the beating of hisher life just for mentioning Mung by name.

Fratberry 277,318 52
03/09/2010 11:18 PM

even a pinprick is nice

I used to use this line in college to pick up women.

The Write Straw 95,470 36
03/09/2010 11:18 PM

I think...I think I orb'd it.

I orbed the article because when I first started reading it, the first thing I thought was that this couldn't possibly really be the same Dave Goldberg whose been making the same How To articles. I've always figured the people that never post anything but articles don't pay attention to us regulars. So I figured it HAD to be someone imping Dave Goldberg. I moused over the name and saw the username "justjenni" and thought, "Aha! I was right! It isn't Dave Goldberg, it's Jeeni doing a spoof!" So I orbed the post.

I know. I KNOW!!!!! IknowIknowIknowIknowIknow!

Jenni and Jeeni are not the same!!!!

I'm going to go sit in the corner, now.

MungChamp 35,886 35
03/09/2010 11:19 PM

I was thinking more along the lines of this:

Fratberry 277,318 52
03/09/2010 11:33 PM

Jenni/Dave's postings killed Corey Haim.

Madame KChiki 124,281 89
03/10/2010 12:32 AM

WAITAGOSHDARNMINUTE!

JenniGoldberg, are you purposely looking for old stale stupid pranks?

Chickens is DEAD??!!?ELEVENTY!!

Kiss me I'm Cyco Irish 11,324 11
03/10/2010 12:36 AM

JenniGoldberg, are you purposely looking for old stale stupid pranks?

Well, yeah. It did say it was a special education student so that seems like a perfectly cromulent thing to do. But we can't call it retarded because it might mock us. However, I cannot believe that Whistler would view something unfunny 63 times. 62, maybe but not 63.

Gorky Thatcher 41,132 12
03/10/2010 12:49 AM

Give them time to figure out how to use retard as a noun, verb, adjective, and adverb all in one sentence.

You retardly retarded your retarded retard.

Kiss me I'm Cyco Irish 11,324 11
03/10/2010 01:16 AM

You retardly retarded your retarded retard

But I retardly retarded the retarded retard first! You walk retardedly to the back of the retarded retard line to retard the retarded retard.

Irish Midgets 93,936 47
03/10/2010 01:20 AM

Really
Enjoyed
This
Attempt.
Really, I did
Dave/Jenni.

Shell Belle 76,640 24
03/10/2010 02:15 AM

You have to admit, "Pro bono Zug patroller" looks impressive on a resume.

Kiss me I'm Cyco Irish 11,324 11
03/10/2010 02:21 AM

But it's not all pro-bono. I myself am getting paid right now while commenting. Granted it's from the my contracting firm and not from Zug but I'm still making money.

Irish Midgets 93,936 47
03/10/2010 02:26 AM

Ditto.

Except I'm on unemployement at the moment. So it's either this or masturbate all day.

I think this is a better use of your tax money.

Gorky Thatcher 41,132 12
03/10/2010 02:57 AM

Except I'm on unemployement at the moment. So it's either this or masturbate all day.

I think this is a better use of your tax money.

Given the choice, I'd much rather spend all day with my latest overly elaborate Alyssa Milano fantasy in which she seduces me while touring a vacant apartment at a senior living community.

Apparently she has this thing for banging property managers in their vacant apartments.

Just Plain Jeeni 43,391 49
03/10/2010 04:22 AM

JenniDave is on the right track. As G.I. Joe always promoted:

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/10/2010 04:30 AM

How to Overuse Inline Pictures and INTRODUCING: A Photographic History of Donkey Shows....


that might ruin a comedy site or make it awesome.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
03/10/2010 05:29 AM

A mailing address for your paycheck


Hey, Jenni - we all know Hargrave, so just out of curiosity, by "paycheck" do you mean black t-shirt, overstock copy of Prank the Monkey or box of dildos?

Ali Legend 840 7 Head explodes
03/10/2010 07:14 AM

I'm beyond confusion.

Crusty Ninja 32 5
03/10/2010 09:19 PM

You retardly retarded your retarded retard.

You used it as an adjective twice.

The retards retardedly retard the retarded article on retardedness.

Fixt.

Kiss me I'm Cyco Irish 11,324 11
03/11/2010 01:18 AM

From wikipedia:
"Adverbs typically answer questions such as how?, in what way?, when?, where?, and to what extent?. In English, they often end in -ly"

So in the original sentence retardly (adverb) describes the manner in which the retarded (adjective) retard (noun) was retarded (verb)

That is not to say that your sentence doesn't meet the requirements but your assertion that the first sentence is wrong is well....a bit retarded.

Madame KChiki 124,281 89
03/11/2010 01:22 AM

RIGHT NOW this thread has 666 Zugz. I say we keep it that way since it seems appropriate.

Kiss me I'm Cyco Irish 11,324 11
03/11/2010 01:27 AM

Kchiki beat me to it but as they say "Pics or it didn't happen"



Repent! The end times are near! The antichrist has recieved the Zug of the Beast (which would be an awesome trophy name, by the way)

Madame KChiki 124,281 89
03/11/2010 01:28 AM

Dammit, if I click you for "Zug of the Beast" then I ruin it. The irony!!

Gorky Thatcher 41,132 12
03/11/2010 02:07 AM

Oops. Sorry.

670 now.

Semper Fidelis Tyrannotacosaurus 61,959 36 Sighs at Gorckat
03/11/2010 02:08 AM

This is why we can't have nice things.

Kiss me I'm Cyco Irish 11,324 11
03/11/2010 02:13 AM

Dammit, if I click you for "Zug of the Beast" then I ruin it. The irony!!


I know, right?! But since Gorkat saved us all from the end of the world, it's ok to click it. I orbed you (bow chicka wow wow, bow dow ba dow)

Crusty Ninja 32 5
03/11/2010 10:06 PM

That is not to say that your sentence doesn't meet the requirements but your assertion that the first sentence is wrong is well....a bit retarded.

Wow, that's what I get for correcting a retarded sentence about retards first thing in the morning...

Kiss me I'm Cyco Irish 11,324 11
03/11/2010 11:42 PM

Early mornings make retards out of us all.

Shell Belle 76,640 24
03/11/2010 11:48 PM

box of dildos

That's what I got for my ghost hunting series. Nice articles! Now go Frost yourself.