How To: Steal Underpants
A comedy article
by Dave Goldburg  63,472  21
03/10/2010 01:36 AM 631 views
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Ever want to steal underpants, but just weren't sure how? Never fear, for I will unlock all the secrets for you in this comedy article.
What you'll need:
1-Underpants
2-Gnomes (optional, but encouraged)
What to do:
1-Steal Underpants
2-???
3-Profit!
It is important to note, that for this prank to work, the offending party should notice their underwear missing. Therefore, the 2 most effective ways to steal them is to either steal their favorite pair, or steal the pair they are currently wearing. The second method is tricky, and may involve roofies. The first should be fairly straight forward though.
And don't forget step two. Never forget step two.
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Hilarious
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Kiss me I'm Cyco Irish 11,330  11
03/10/2010 01:39 AM
Step 2.5: Kill Kenny. We don't have a Kenny so would you mind wearing this bulky orange parka and standing on the X?
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Funny
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Sully 605 9
03/10/2010 01:40 AM
I know what you're thinking, but no, this is not lame. This is the least lame post I've seen in a while, as a matter of fact.
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Side-splitting
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Kiss me I'm Cyco Irish 11,330 11
03/10/2010 01:43 AM
Pretending to be Goldberg and rehashing a plot from an 11 year old South Park as a How To parody is a bit lame.
Of course that's just my opinion, I'm probably right.
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Funny
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Wokka Rokka Ravos 63,472 21
03/10/2010 01:51 AM
Know what else is lame? YOUR FACE.
Shut up.
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Funny
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Kiss me I'm Cyco Irish 11,330 11
03/10/2010 01:58 AM
I can't help it if it droops on the right. Stupid Bell's Palsy.
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Kiss me I'm Cyco Irish 11,330 11 hangs head in shame
03/10/2010 02:17 AM
Oh. my. Frost-ing. god. I am a retard. You know what? I've never moused over Ravos's name to see his "real" username. Now I know, and knowing is 1/12th of the battle.
So essentialy this is a better prank than anything Denni Maierberg has posted.
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