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I just wasted an hour watching some show on the History Channel about this supposed Skunk Ape in the Florida Everglades. Apparently, hundreds of people have seen this ape-like creature roaming around for years but none of the Frosters ever takes a decent photo of the damned thing. The best they ever do is some blurry, unfocused shot.
So the History Channel makes a show and a bunch of people go out looking for evidence and they never find a damn thing. The whole show is about wasting a lot of time and money for nothing.
Same for all those damn UFO shows that come on.
If any of you Gabbers should ever happen to see a bigfoot or a skunk ape or a UFO, please stay calm and composed and for Christ's sake hold the camera steady.
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The Mailman 176,467  56
03/10/2010 01:32 PM
Clearly, you have not taken photography 101 for paparazzis and UFO chasers: make sure that your pictures are blurry and badly framed. The more room they leave for wild speculation, the more they are worth to the National Enquirer.
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Manhole 21,658 29
03/10/2010 02:00 PM
This reminds me of a quote from Arthur C. Clarke -
"I don't want to hear anything about a UFO unless you can read its license plate."
He knew that all of those blurry pictures and videos were BS. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.
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Thud 68,525 19
03/10/2010 02:12 PM
Look, if I run into Bigfoot/Skunk Ape/Yeti or whatever you want to call it, I'm not worrying about taking pictures.
It's going on a grill and I'm calling Al and Mailman with lunch invitations.
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Dogs Akimbo 211,621 32
03/10/2010 02:24 PM
Frost pictures of some big, furry yutz*. If you happen to sight the Ivory Bill, make sure you make a nice watercolor to share with the group.
* Excepting, of course, BIG.
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Shemping at the heliopause 22,222 17
03/10/2010 04:39 PM
I could be wrong but, wouldnt the plural of bigfoot be bigfeets?
Grammar nazis feel free to chime in. I'm looking at you fife boy.
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Crusty Ninja 32 6
03/10/2010 09:25 PM
I could be wrong but, wouldnt the plural of bigfoot be bigfeets?
I'm no fife player, but I believe it would be bigfeet, not bigfeets.
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Wokka Rokka Ravos 63,472 21
03/10/2010 09:48 PM
I could be wrong but, wouldnt the plural of bigfoot be bigfeets?
I didn't know we needed to specify a plural form of imaginary creatures.
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Crusty Ninja 32 6
03/10/2010 10:41 PM
Oh we do, we do.
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Wokka Rokka Ravos 63,472 21
03/10/2010 11:01 PM
In that case, what do you call a group of them? I mean, you have a murder of crows, a herd of sheep, a flock or birds, a gaggle of geese...but what is a group of bigfeet/foots?
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Madame KChiki 128,446 98
03/10/2010 11:13 PM
Apparently, it's just a group.
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Wokka Rokka Ravos 63,472 21
03/10/2010 11:16 PM
I still think I'll call it a camembert of bigfeet.
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Kiss me I'm Cyco Irish 11,330 11
03/11/2010 06:54 AM
Like sheep and fish, bigfoot is it's own plural. Bigfoots is acceptable but technically not gramatically correct.
As far as a group of them I'm going with a WhattheFrost of Bigfoot.
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Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,048 22
03/11/2010 07:08 AM
Great moments in galactic history:
"Inventing a cloaking device is too hard, but we created a blurring device that will have pretty much the same effect."
-- Some alien engineer
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Frogpop 173,153 25
03/11/2010 07:17 AM
what is a group of bigfeet/foots?
a foot locker of bigfoot.
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Frogpop 173,153 25
03/11/2010 07:20 AM
Or you could go English and measure them in yards.
The majestic big foot, 50 yards strong, roamed the forest in search of pik-a-nik baskets, smearing vaseline on the camera lenses of any passers-by.
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Running with Scissors 3,510 12
03/11/2010 11:19 AM
I beginning to believe that this whole "Bigfoot" deal may be fake.
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