Dianada 57,835 109
03/11/2010 03:52 AM

The bra does give me pretty great cleavage.

Dianada 57,835 109
03/11/2010 03:53 AM

A little something for Whistler.

Dianada 57,835 109
03/11/2010 03:53 AM

Yes I am bored, why do you ask?

Brad Poynter 36,184 48
03/11/2010 03:54 AM

Yes. Yes it is.

Filly - waxed 39,193 20
03/11/2010 03:54 AM

Man, I can't get that kind of cleavage if I tried.

Also, by "going out" do you mean "stripping"? If so, then yes!

Irish Midgets 96,151 48
03/11/2010 03:59 AM

Stewardesses is the longest word that can be typed using just your left had.


I bring this up for no reason.

TopHatSnake 3,464 10
03/11/2010 03:59 AM

yes. wear whats pictured and nothing else, you'll be the life of the party!



maybe some earrings.

Shell Belle 77,143 25
03/11/2010 04:01 AM

Cute bra!

Dianada 57,835 109
03/11/2010 04:01 AM

One measly clickie? ONE?? That's it. No more pics for you guys.

Dianada 57,835 109
03/11/2010 04:03 AM

Oh who am I kidding. There are more pics of me online than I'd like to think about. I'll be sharing again.

Irish Midgets 96,151 48
03/11/2010 04:03 AM

Sorry. Our right hands are our clicking hands.

Give it a few minutes.

Madness 4,366 10
03/11/2010 04:10 AM

*People at work - I am not nekked in these photos

Why the hell not?

Madame KChiki 128,446 98
03/11/2010 04:10 AM

In response to your original question, YES!

Barefoot Chance 171,275 14
03/11/2010 04:22 AM

Holy Moly Dianada! I love your bra!

Filly - waxed 39,193 20
03/11/2010 04:24 AM

Since we're posting pictures and I'm bored...

Madame KChiki 128,446 98
03/11/2010 04:25 AM

This is as good a place to discuss this as any.

I don't have any decorative bras! I only buy the solid colored ones, and only in gold or black. Why? Because it seems like every time I've ever had one, it shows through my shirt! How do you girls get around it??

Filly - waxed 39,193 20
03/11/2010 04:27 AM

Wear thicker shirts.



No, just wear them with darker colored shirts. I have a couple that I like a lot but they're dark colored bras so they won't show up under darker shirts.

Kiss me I'm Cyco Irish 11,330 11
03/11/2010 04:28 AM

Don't wear a shirt, then you don't have to worry about it showing through.

Wokka Rokka Ravos 63,472 21
03/11/2010 04:28 AM

I don't have any decorative bras! I only buy the solid colored ones, and only in gold or black. Why? Because it seems like every time I've ever had one, it shows through my shirt! How do you girls get around it??

Solution: Don't wear a shirt. Then it won't show through it.

You're welcome.

Dianada 57,835 109
03/11/2010 04:33 AM

Like Filly said, there are totally ways to work it. Red shirt with red bra, thicker black shirt with bright green bra, etc. Or you could do matchy match and have a fun bright color under a grey shirt or something!

Wokka Rokka Ravos 63,472 21 sheds a tear
03/11/2010 04:34 AM

My noob is all grown up. They grow up so fast. One day they're in their box, and the next they're all on their own.

Dianada 57,835 109
03/11/2010 04:34 AM

Come on Kchiki, Filly and I will take you bra shopping.

Filly - waxed 39,193 20
03/11/2010 04:40 AM

Oh, I am so down it isn't even funny.

Dianada 57,835 109
03/11/2010 04:43 AM

Ooh, here's a picture I took the other night. Does anyone remember the webcamming parties of 05? Ditdah?




I do heart the Beam.

The Mailman 176,467 56
03/11/2010 04:44 AM

How unfair. Pretty girls just need to post pictures of themselves and they get showered with orbs. Guys can't do that.




.... wait a second....





All right, people, this is a hold-up: give me orbs or I'm posting the picture of Xxara's boobs.

Madame KChiki 128,446 98
03/11/2010 04:46 AM

Well, considering that Filly is somewhere between Dianada and I...


ROADTRIP!!!

Filly - waxed 39,193 20
03/11/2010 04:47 AM

You could look at that picture long enough to save it? My hat goes off to you, sir! Also, you should get YIM.

The Mailman 176,467 56
03/11/2010 04:55 AM

Also, you should get YIM.

Funny you should say that: I logged on to YIM for the first time in months last night. I almost sent you a message because I had a vocabulary question for my latest short story. But your status said "not at the computer," so I asked some naked weirdo on ChatRoulette instead.

Filly - waxed 39,193 20
03/11/2010 04:55 AM

You guys should definitely meet in the middle. And by meet in the middle, I mean at my place. Rawr.

Kiss me I'm Cyco Irish 11,330 11
03/11/2010 04:57 AM

Holy fingercuffs Batman!

Dianada 57,835 109
03/11/2010 04:57 AM

GabFilly'sHouse!

Madame KChiki 128,446 98
03/11/2010 04:59 AM

Now I gotta find some finger cuffs!

MungChamp 35,891 35
03/11/2010 05:03 AM

Now I gotta find some finger cuffs!Jergens.

KThxBeBackSoon.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
03/11/2010 05:05 AM

Well, considering that Filly is somewhere between Dianada and I...


Actually, I'm pretty sure Kchiki is somewhere between Filly and Dianada.



Oh, wait, you guys were talking geographically? I thought you were still talking about bra size. Sorry.



And in answer to the original question, I think Di should get a matching t-back for that bra and ditch the panties. And post new pics. God, I love all you naughty, naughty Gabber girls. (Thanks for the feet! Cute pedi!)

Filly - waxed 39,193 20
03/11/2010 05:12 AM

Yeah, Whistler's probably right about that one.

Madame KChiki 128,446 98
03/11/2010 05:13 AM

Either he's right, or there's just a really wide gap between Filly/KChiki and Di.

Fratberry 283,051 53
03/11/2010 05:19 AM

there's just a really wide gap between Filly/KChiki and Di

Please leave Trae out of this.

Ceci n'est pas une Phla 131,068 34
03/11/2010 05:24 AM

GREAT. Now there's going to be all kinds of dream threads tomorrow and then the web pages will get all stuck together and I'm going to have to go somewhere else for my daily bowl of stfu. Or IKEA.

Dianada 57,835 109
03/11/2010 05:33 AM

I completely forgot it was GST (Green Shirt Thursday)! I had to change my top.

Madame KChiki 128,446 98
03/11/2010 05:42 AM

Boooooooooooobage!

Filly - waxed 39,193 20
03/11/2010 05:42 AM

See, KChi? Notice how you can't see Dianada's bra in that picture. It's the dark shirt, I tell ya!

Fratberry 283,051 53
03/11/2010 05:43 AM

I don't have any decorative bras! I only buy the solid colored ones, and only in gold or black.

Blah blah blah worthless without pictures blah blah.

Madame KChiki 128,446 98
03/11/2010 05:43 AM

I think I'm catching on but I will need further instruction and visual examples.

Brad Poynter 36,184 48
03/11/2010 05:43 AM

This thread just keeps getting better and better.

Please continue...

Fratberry 283,051 53
03/11/2010 05:43 AM

I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry

John Hargrave 128,751 73
03/11/2010 05:45 AM

Yet another reason the new trophy system rules: it inspires threads like this one.

We should make another trophy called "The Cup Cup."

Dianada 57,835 109
03/11/2010 05:49 AM

John is acknowledging my existence! I can die happy now.

After I post more pics, though.

Also, John, I emailed you. Wink wink.

Madame KChiki 128,446 98
03/11/2010 05:49 AM

I also have one boob bigger than the other, so my shirt collars constantly shift down to my right. I blame it on John's Breast Enlargement pills and the subsequent lack thereof.

The Mailman 176,467 56
03/11/2010 05:51 AM

We should make another trophy called "The Cup Cup."

BIG and Cyco would instantly reach level D.

Wokka Rokka Ravos 63,472 21
03/11/2010 05:53 AM

I'm down to a B cup.

Shell Belle 77,143 25
03/11/2010 06:13 AM

I feel left out of the girl on girl action here. I wanna be in on the naked pillow fight! I wear cute bras too! My boobs are big and scary, but my bras are cute!

Madame KChiki 128,446 98
03/11/2010 06:17 AM

See?? This is before I readjusted myself.

Filly - waxed 39,193 20
03/11/2010 06:23 AM

After looking at KChi's boobies, I'm gonna go ahead and say that Whistler is scary right about our boob sizes.

Dianada 57,835 109
03/11/2010 06:26 AM

He's obviously studied our pictures intently.

Kiss me I'm Cyco Irish 11,330 11
03/11/2010 06:32 AM

BIG and Cyco would instantly reach level D.

They don't stick out that far from my body so like Ravos I'm only a B 44B to be exact. The hair just makes them look bigger.

But hey, did someone say new trophies? I'm down for that, my arch nemisis Denni Maierberg still has more trophies than I thanks to all the orbs given to the 'pro-bono' commenters on that last 'How To:' Curses, foiled again.

dinesh 24,862 16
03/11/2010 06:39 AM

seriously, mother-Frosters. i am supposed to be WORKING right now. goddammit.

Kiss me I'm Cyco Irish 11,330 11
03/11/2010 06:42 AM

Shakespeare, I've already worked 4 times today. I'm starting to chafe.

Brad Poynter 36,184 48
03/11/2010 06:43 AM

I gave up on working several hours ago.

My poor wife just don't know what she's in for this evening.

Fratberry 283,051 53
03/11/2010 06:43 AM

The hair just makes them look bigger

Hey, I have the same issue with my ass cheeks!

dinesh 24,862 16
03/11/2010 06:43 AM

three of my favorite gab chicks, and me with only two hands. someone is getting salad tonged.

Frogpop 173,153 25
03/11/2010 06:58 AM

Uh oh.. I think you guys pissed her off by not emailing her a bunch of boob and ass pics for the zugwiki. She's gone rogue!

You wouldn't like her when she's angry!

Fratberry 283,051 53
03/11/2010 07:01 AM

You misspelled "naked".

dinesh 24,862 16
03/11/2010 07:02 AM

haha, based on this thread, i must beg to differ. :)

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
03/11/2010 07:09 AM

We should make another trophy called "The Cup Cup."


Or the D cup.

Madame KChiki 128,446 98
03/11/2010 07:10 AM

Psssst! Filly! It's a Wonderbra!

Dianada 57,835 109
03/11/2010 07:15 AM

I think you'll have to post proof to back up that claim, Kchiki.

Shell Belle 77,143 25
03/11/2010 07:17 AM

Frogpop is one lucky guy. Dianada's beautiful, has great boobs, an ass that I would kill for, and she loves Stephen King.

If I would ever decide to go for the ladies, you would be my first choice, you sexy bitch.

dinesh 24,862 16
03/11/2010 07:19 AM

hey kchiki! now would be a good time to add me on YIM again. you know, if you want my continued friendship. these pics are nearly enough.

*choke*

(hell, that goes for the rest of you, too.)

Dianada 57,835 109
03/11/2010 07:20 AM

All the ladies should post links to nekked boobie pics here that they can take down later because BIG is angrily texting me that he can't check zug from his phone and he'd better not be missing anything.

Filly - waxed 39,193 20
03/11/2010 07:20 AM

I can't get away with wonderbras. It just looks like I'm trying to have boobs when I clearly don't.

Dianada 57,835 109
03/11/2010 07:22 AM

Come on Filly, Kchiki and I will take you bra shopping.

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,048 22
03/11/2010 07:23 AM

I'd like to read the words on your shirt, Dianada. I mean, the braille.

dinesh 24,862 16
03/11/2010 07:23 AM

and I will provide security.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
03/11/2010 07:23 AM

Whistler is scary right about our boob sizes.

It's a gift.




And a curse.


I can go out on my own and buy a bra for my wife that fits her better than one she shopped for herself.

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,048 22
03/11/2010 07:26 AM

Bug report: My posts don't look creepy in preview, but then when I post there's creepiness all over them. Also, Frogpop's punching me.

Alan Smithee 41,132 13
03/11/2010 07:26 AM

I just want to know, is it still appropriate to wear this with this when going out?

May I spank you?

Filly - waxed 39,193 20
03/11/2010 07:28 AM

Come on Filly, Kchiki and I will take you bra shopping.

I mean, I have bras that show off my boobs nicely, they just don't make them look any bigger.

Having said that, I'd still be down for bra shopping.

dinesh 24,862 16
03/11/2010 07:30 AM

I mean, I have bras that show off my boobs nicely, they just don't make them look any bigger.

This space intentionally left blank.

(dammit. unlike bob, i know when my posts are going to be creepy.)

Frogpop 173,153 25
03/11/2010 07:32 AM

I miss the days of gab when we were regularly combining nudity and scantilycladedness with charity drives. Nothing drives webtraffic like panty auctions. Weren't there a couple of earthquakes recently or something?

dinesh 24,862 16
03/11/2010 07:33 AM

haha, i volunteer to hold the money and pictures this time!

Frogpop 173,153 25
03/11/2010 07:35 AM

and then that damn newwave ran off to the Caribbean with all the titty plate money! I hope he get's tsunamied.

Dianada 57,835 109
03/11/2010 07:37 AM

Filly - waxed - Oh, I am so down it isn't even funny.
Madame KChiki - ROADTRIP!!!

At Zug15 we'll have a ladies' shopping trip. No boys allowed!

Filly - waxed 39,193 20
03/11/2010 07:57 AM

I'll have to actually go to that one, heh. I mean me, not Warren. Really. I swear.

Ceci n'est pas une Phla 131,068 34
03/11/2010 08:09 AM

Dfgjhgrtgdfrgyudehfghj

I'm not posting pictures, but I typed that with my chest.

Frogpop 173,153 25
03/11/2010 08:28 AM

I'll have to actually go to that one, heh. I mean me, not Warren. Really. I swear.

I can see it now.. Zug15.. Wherein John finally reveals that the user known as Fratberry is actually a cat obsessed 16 year old girl named Emily.

dun dun dun!

Dropkick Brody 43,090 12
03/11/2010 08:30 AM

I don't have any decorative bras! I only buy the solid colored ones, and only in gold or black. Why? Because it seems like every time I've ever had one, it shows through my shirt! How do you girls get around it??

I have one white bra that I wear under anything white. For most anything else my other bras doesn't show up enough for me to be bothered with it. Thicker shirts are the way forward!

Dianada 57,835 109
03/11/2010 09:14 AM

Thor says I can't go out like this. I don't know what the problem is!



I suppose I'll have to find a better bra. And post pics to make sure it is an appropriate one.

Dropkick Brody 43,090 12
03/11/2010 09:23 AM

See.. I would probably have just shrugged and gone out like that. Is that a major faux pas?

Also, remember people will probably be staring at your boobies no matter what.

The High Priestess 58,981 29
03/11/2010 09:44 AM

We should make another trophy called "The Cup Cup."

I'd win.

Semper Fidelis Tyrannotacosaurus 61,976 36
03/11/2010 09:52 AM

They don't really make "cute" bras in my size (32 G). Like I have a couple with lacy detail but they're black and white respectively. All of my bras are black, beige, and white. I also have never found a strapless bra that works worth a damn and bathing suit shopping is laughable.

(blah blah, cry me a river down your gigantic titties, blah blah)

The High Priestess 58,981 29
03/11/2010 09:54 AM

Taco, you and me are going shopping at Lane Bryant. Their bras are fantastic, and cute. And they have sexy stuff that is classy and a Shakespeareload cheaper than Victoria's.

Semper Fidelis Tyrannotacosaurus 61,976 36
03/11/2010 09:55 AM

They don't carry my size because I have a thin band! I have to get my bras at Intimacy.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
03/11/2010 09:58 AM

Boobie pictures are saving Gab.

The High Priestess 58,981 29
03/11/2010 09:59 AM

It's ok, All the ladies are going bra shopping at Zug15 anyways. We'll find you something.

Dianada 57,835 109
03/11/2010 10:06 AM

Brody, I'd be fine with it! It's just that when Froggie isn't at the bar with me, he generally likes me to avoid clothing that will get me molested.

Fratberry 283,051 53
03/11/2010 10:17 AM

Weren't there a couple of earthquakes recently or something?

That was me. About a half hour ago.

Fratberry 283,051 53
03/11/2010 10:20 AM

Also, I am convinced this is some sort of gigantic plot against me.

Fratberry 283,051 53
03/11/2010 10:20 AM

Heh, all those boobs against me... great googly moogly.

Pram 80,728 42
03/11/2010 10:25 AM

Since we're posting pictures and I'm bored...

Your house is haunted.

vadimpower 1 2
03/11/2010 10:57 AM

good tits-:)

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
03/11/2010 11:02 AM

Considering that I have seen half of the boobs in this thread naked, the hype around this thread is greatly overrated.

You girls are better than this.

Running with Scissors 3,510 12
03/11/2010 11:16 AM

You just be mighty proud of your under britches.

Semper Fidelis Tyrannotacosaurus 61,976 36
03/11/2010 11:22 AM

good tits-:)

vadimpower
Member Since 2010 Current Ranking
Bio: buy generic levitra

And from the Muff Diving thread:
Good.
Now explain shave as much as she should

Can we ban people for being creepy as Frost? This guy is making Mookie seem safe.

Kiss me I'm Cyco Irish 11,330 11
03/11/2010 11:51 AM

We need an "EPPPPPPIIIIIICCCCCC!" trophy

Ceci n'est pas une Phla 131,068 34
03/11/2010 11:54 AM

I don't know, I kinda want to punch her in the face. Oh wait, does that make me a lesbian too?

Kiss me I'm Cyco Irish 11,330 11
03/11/2010 11:55 AM

Also now that I'm home and can view Dianada's original pics, the answer to your question is you can wear whatever you Frost-ing want. You're gettin' yo' drink on! Mmmmmhmmmm!

Kiss me I'm Cyco Irish 11,330 11
03/11/2010 11:56 AM

I don't know, I kinda want to punch her in the face. Oh wait, does that make me a lesbian too?

With your boobs, yes. With your fist, maybe.

Semper Fidelis Tyrannotacosaurus 61,976 36
03/11/2010 01:30 PM

Still my favorite boob-related demotivational:

Semper Fidelis Tyrannotacosaurus 61,976 36
03/11/2010 01:31 PM

I mean, did you look at that tat? The shading and linework is flawless.

Future Druggist 2,533 11
03/11/2010 01:43 PM

Is it wierd that the lesbian boob poster made me want to lick something?

Dianada 57,835 109
03/11/2010 03:15 PM

I think I am deee-runk.

Ceci n'est pas une Phla 131,068 34
03/11/2010 03:18 PM

WE'RE EITHER A FIFTH GRADE SLEEPOVER PRANK WEBSITE OR WE'RE A RATED R BORDERLINE SMUT SITE. WE CAN'T BE BOTH.

Ceci n'est pas une Phla 131,068 34
03/11/2010 03:19 PM

Taco, you buried your name pretty well in that nick of yours. I try to hold back my picture-rage when it's someone I like. Sorry about that.

Frogpop 173,153 25
03/11/2010 04:34 PM

It would've been better to link to rather than inline post. That's how Diana posted it two weeks ago.

But more importantly..

WE CAN'T BE BOTH.

..I'm worried that Phla missed out on all the really good 5th grade sleepovers.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
03/11/2010 05:12 PM

Here's what I have to say about this thread:

Filly- show more ass
HP- you're better than a bra
Kchiki- you've been here long enough to show them naked
Dianada- it doesn't matter what I say Frogpop will get laid
Lobster- STOP POSTING
Phla- I think you're hot because you're an athlete, but you don't make this list
Fratberry- Where did you bury Bankey?
millie- Joe Coleridgeer
BIG- You really drink a lot

Crash Test Dummy 3,671 9
03/11/2010 10:19 PM

** WARNING: sentimental unfunny Shakespeare to follow **

Tits, asses, poop, dead babies and/or hookers jokes, THOSE are what most of us stayed around for, and they are gradually being taken away from us. It's affected the general level of teh funny on the site, as people are more and more depressed by their lack of immature laughs, and people like AC & Lobster horrifyingly start to sound funny to some extent.

This thread is a perfect example of what the cure to all this is: we started by seing cleavage and some ass, and it unlocked teh funny. I seriously hadn't laughed as much about a thread in a while, and I realized that such a level of laughter had been missing from my visits for some time now...

Ah, why the Hell do I bother with all that philosophical bullShakespeare?? John, the recipe is so Frost-ing simple my dog could get it: in order for Livers, Stomachs, Spleens or whatever other organ you want to name us after to stop complaining and be happy litlle campers again,


** BRING BACK THE TITS & ASSES PAGE AND Frost THE LITTLE SENSIBLE UNFUNNY SOULS LIKE JENNY MEIER AND DAVID GOLDBERG **













'nuf said. I'll get back to drinking now... I feel a bit winded after all this.

Shell Belle 77,143 25
03/11/2010 10:46 PM

Dear Phla,

I'd officially like to join your class action suit against inline pictures.

Frozen Chickens Section 286,642 61
03/11/2010 10:53 PM

If we learned nothing else from Benny Hill, it's that boobies are popular and make for great comedy fodder.

The Write Straw 98,023 37
03/11/2010 10:56 PM

Inline pics are kind of like boobs. Most of the time they are a lot of fun. Sometimes you get some strange ones that are disturbing yet still fascinating. Then you get some that are so stomach turning that it puts you off chocolate for a few minutes. No one should have to go through that.

Big Irish Chickens 286,642 61
03/11/2010 11:05 PM

Just for Straw, not inline.

The Write Straw 98,023 37
03/11/2010 11:36 PM

Dianada, I hope you had a good time with your sexy undergarments! Coincidentally I bought some bra and panties like those this week, except in the traditional brown and black pattern. For years I've bought only plain pink and brown bras because of the whole seeing it through the shirt thing. Then on Monday when I was waiting for my new specs to be ready, I went to the Sears next door to the Lenscrafters. Apparently my boobs were jealous of my eyes getting all the attention, because I walked back out with three new bras and undies.

But just because I already bought some new bras doesn't mean I won't be up for some bra shopping with y'all!

Fratberry 283,051 53
03/11/2010 11:39 PM

Sears???




































HahaHAHaHaHaHAHAhAHAhaHAHaHaHa!!

The Write Straw 98,023 37
03/12/2010 12:07 AM

Dag yo. Well, I don't want my boobs to be laughed at, so I'll just wait until I can afford Victoria Secret bras before posting them in the album.

Pram 80,728 42
03/12/2010 12:28 AM

I don't know, I kinda want to punch her in the face. Oh wait, does that make me a lesbian too?

Only if you have a hard-on when you're doing it.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
03/12/2010 12:46 AM

Don't worry, Straw, I will post your boobs in the album for you, sans bra.

Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Zolton 88,214 34
03/12/2010 02:13 AM

Dfgjhgrtgdfrgyudehfghj

I'm not posting pictures, but I typed that with my chest.

Wait, an 'e'?

You should really have that lump looked at, Phla.

Your What?! Hurts? 5,582 10
03/12/2010 02:51 AM

And if you were able to focus in on that sting of gibberish & pick out the 'e' then you should probably just shoot yourself in the face. 'Cause DAMN! WTF is wrong with you?

All the pics in this thread, and you're focused on the Frost-ing 'e'?

You need to spend some quiet time re-examining your priorities.

dasypygal-unwaxed 14,811 17 green with envy
03/12/2010 03:15 AM

Well, since we're doing a boobie parade here's one of my tits.



Have a nice Frost-ing day Frost off.


P.S. Dianada, did you sign that donor card yet?

Pram 80,728 42
03/12/2010 04:59 AM

I don't think silicone implants are a good idea. When you die and get your autopsy, the doctors just slash your breast open, yank the implant out, and play hacky sack with it.

Pram 80,728 42
03/12/2010 05:00 AM

...on second thought, I wish you had three breasts. Then they could juggle.

Big Irish Chickens 286,642 61
03/12/2010 05:02 AM

Dipsy grl, you know you can have those implanted now so ya look normal and stuff, right? You're the one reason all these implanters have to justify themselves.

By using glue ons you're crushing an industry and ruining it for flat chested girls everywhere.

Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Zolton 88,214 34
03/12/2010 05:17 AM

I've always thought it was wicked sexy when a girl could lick her own nipple. Seems I might finally have to make an exception to that rule.

Damn you, Lee Press-On Tatas!

Shell Belle 77,143 25
03/12/2010 06:18 AM

I've always thought it was wicked sexy when a girl could lick her own nipple

Damn you, Zolton! I just pulled a muscle in my neck.

Blue Penguin 485 11
03/12/2010 06:20 AM

Damn you, Zolton! I just pulled a muscle in my neck.

Useless without pictures.

Shell Belle 77,143 25
03/12/2010 06:25 AM

Useless without pictures.

I may have posted my boobs at the Zugtionary, but I am not taking pictures of myself trying to lick my own nipple. Sick freaks.

Blue Penguin 485 11
03/12/2010 06:32 AM

I may have posted my boobs at the Zugtionary, but I am not taking pictures of myself trying to lick my own nipple. Sick freaks.
That may be, but I'm not the one trying to lick my own nipple, either.

Cinderblock 27,578 25
03/12/2010 07:56 AM

HOLY CRAP. I missed a titty thread? Titties titties titties! I'm a 36DD. Sounds great, right? Not really. I've gotten kinda fat, so it's not exactly attractive. I used to be thin, though, and they were only a cup size smaller back then. THOSE were the days.

dinesh 24,862 16
03/12/2010 09:42 AM

I used to be thin, though, and they were only a cup size smaller back then. THOSE were the days.

blah blah blah useless blah pictures

dasypygal-unwaxed 14,811 17
03/12/2010 10:37 AM

I've always thought it was wicked sexy when a girl could lick her own nipple.




And there you go...

Filly - waxed 39,193 20
03/12/2010 10:38 AM

That's just creepy.

Manhole 21,658 29
03/12/2010 11:11 AM

To wax, or not to wax - that is the question:

Shemping at the heliopause 22,222 17
03/12/2010 12:12 PM

I can lick my own nipple.

I dont think you'd find it sexy though.


Damn, I gotta shave, my whiskers are scratching my boobie.

I asked my wife to take this picture.

She said, "No, you are on your own with that".

I had to take the picture all by myself.

Enjoy.

Shemping at the heliopause 22,222 17
03/12/2010 12:14 PM

See, this is just the sort of thing that happens when I'm outta smoke.

Dianada 57,835 109
03/12/2010 12:16 PM

I CANNOT UNSEE WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN

Filly - waxed 39,193 20
03/12/2010 12:20 PM

Ok, I've changed my mind. THAT is creepy.

dasypygal-unwaxed 14,811 17
03/12/2010 12:24 PM

That's just creepy

Shemping at the heliopause 22,222 17 High fives self
03/12/2010 12:32 PM

I CANNOT UNSEE WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN

Shemping at the heliopause 22,222 17
03/12/2010 12:36 PM

One person gave me clikies so far?


You Frost-ing people suck.


That is a public self-nipple lick. Untill now the only other person who had the balls to do so is animated; Peter Griffen.


I hope you all have nightmares about my nipple invading your anal canal and setting up a nice cozy BUNGalo for itself.

notsoBig Irish Phla 131,068 34
03/12/2010 12:37 PM

SO Frost-ing SPECIAL. I still like that song. Sorry.

Dianada 57,835 109
03/12/2010 12:38 PM

My poor poor thread. I don't think anything can save it now.

notsoBig Irish Phla 131,068 34
03/12/2010 12:39 PM

It's FRIDAY NIGHT, no one's around on weekends.

Also it's kinda wierd, like you want to be by yourself or something. We're giving you privacy, you and your nipple.

notsoBig Irish Phla 131,068 34
03/12/2010 12:43 PM

Hey look everyone, it's Dianerda!

How YOU doin?

Dianada 57,835 109
03/12/2010 12:46 PM

Phlaer!! I heart you!

Big Irish Self Nipple Licker 22,222 17
03/12/2010 12:53 PM

I wish I could lick my own Emerson and take a picture.


Then I'd really give you Frosters something not to click.




















Wait.

Big Irish Self Nipple Licker 22,222 17
03/12/2010 12:58 PM

Phlaer!! I heart you!



Yeah that gets and deserves 5 orbs. Thats just Frost-ing hilarious.




Frost you all, Frost you all right in your faces.




See if I ever take a picture of myself licking something for you guys again.

Frogpop 173,153 25
03/12/2010 01:01 PM

Matt Groening

Pros: Futurama, Simpsons, Life in Hell

Con: Posted a picture of himself licking his nipple on zug


Judgement - nuke him from orbit.

Big Irish Self Nipple Licker 22,222 17
03/12/2010 01:05 PM

Matt Groening

Pros: Futurama, Simpsons, Life in Hell

Con: Posted a picture of himself licking his nipple on zug


Judgement - nuke him from orbit.

SIMPSON'S DID IT.





mother-Frost!1!!

notsoBig Irish Phla 131,068 34
03/12/2010 01:08 PM

Joke's on you, pal. Anyone loving me is HI-larious, and I see I'm not the only one who thinks that.

Now what you should have been doing was encouraging the girl on girl action, but no, you got all self righteous about how your hairy nips were demanding attention. I suggest you work on your technique and get back to us next Friday night.

Big Irish Manhole 21,658 29
03/12/2010 01:09 PM

After seeing Shemps self tittie licking pic, I hereby join Phla's "get rid of inline pictures" club.

Maybe BIG could draft us some legislation.

Big Irish Self Nipple Licker 22,222 17
03/12/2010 01:17 PM

I'm sorry.

Comedy site.

Chick in underware gets mega-clickis.

Fat guy licking own nipple for the whole world to see, gets mediocre clickies.

Underware = comedy..... I gotta get my abacus and figure this one out.

Maybe if I get a sex change and lose a lot of weight....

dasypygal-unwaxed 14,811 17
03/12/2010 01:25 PM

Maybe BIG could draft us some legislation.

Think twice. A draft could make our nipples hard! Do you really want that? Really??

Frogpop 173,153 25
03/12/2010 01:27 PM

Did Benny Hill waste his time chasing uggos or fat dudes? No, he chased bikini girls and naughty nurse knickers. Foxy girls have always played a critical role in comedy.

I think the comedy higherarchy goes something like Joker/Funnyman, Straightman, Foxy Girl, Flaming Gay Guy, Loud Fat Angry Woman, etc..

Wow, "Are You Being Served" had it all!

Big Irish Self Nipple Licker 22,222 17
03/12/2010 01:27 PM

My poor poor thread. I don't think anything can save it now


I'm sorry I man-titty-licked-jacked your thread Dianda.


But look at it this way, this sucker is fixing to hit 3,000 Orbs and counting.

Frogpop 173,153 25
03/12/2010 01:28 PM

hierarchy, even.

Big Irish Self Nipple Licker 22,222 17
03/12/2010 01:32 PM

Did Benny Hill waste his time chasing uggos or fat dudes?


Indeed.


But Benny Hill himself was a fat man. Well maybe not fat but he was chubby.


So there. NAH NAH NAH.

notsoBig Irish Phla 131,068 34
03/12/2010 01:32 PM

hyararrkey, odd.

WHAT? WHO NEEDS ANOTHER BEER NOW?

notsoBig Irish Phla 131,068 34
03/12/2010 01:35 PM

...where do the traffic cones go on your hierarchy chart?

Big Irish Self Nipple Licker 22,222 17
03/12/2010 01:39 PM

WHO NEEDS ANOTHER BEER NOW?


I do to drown my sorrows.

Phla made Shemp sad.

If I had a beer, there sure would be a tear in it right now.

notsoBig Irish Phla 131,068 34
03/12/2010 01:45 PM

Oh wait, maybe you are a girl! Go lick your nipple again.

Big Irish Self Nipple Licker 22,222 17
03/12/2010 01:53 PM

I'm going to try to lick the other one this time.

Frogpop 173,153 25
03/12/2010 02:07 PM

Underware = comedy

heh, saxamaphone.

Fratberry 283,051 53
03/12/2010 02:17 PM

I think the comedy higherarchy goes something like Joker/Funnyman, Straightman, Foxy Girl, Flaming Gay Guy, Loud Fat Angry Woman, etc..

Wow, "Are You Being Served" had it all!

I thought you were describing the last ZUG gathering.

Frogpop 173,153 25
03/12/2010 02:32 PM

...where do the traffic cones go on your hierarchy chart?

Right behind the foxy girl in underwear, of course.
(3rd result in google image search for "traffic cone comedy". Brilliant!)

Big Irish Self Nipple Licker 22,222 17
03/12/2010 03:55 PM

I was just sitting here masturbating to looking at my tit-lick-pic.

Man!

First off my titties are HUGE. I challange the ladies and fat men of GAB to a wet tee-shirt contest. There will be a winner in each of three catagorys.

1. Best Tits. Enough said.

2. Worst Tits. Again pretty self explanatory.

3. Best photo: This could include a cool or custom tee's, backgrounds. lighting, costumes and so on.

What do you say John? We could have the First Annual National GAB/LIVE Tit Off.




OK, secondly my bypass scar is almost gone. Yay.



Third, who the Frost do I think I am, Grizzly Adams? God I need a shave and a haircut (2 bits). Actually I dont shave a whole lot, I blame it on the blood thinners, but its actually because I'm very lazy. How do you think my titties got so big. I mean hell, I want to titty Frost myself. Cripes man!

Big Irish Undies 101,398 77
03/13/2010 12:00 AM

Underware = comedy..

You spelled my name wrong.

Big Irish Self Nipple Licker 22,222 17
03/13/2010 05:21 AM

Undies > Comedy.

SheII 77,143 25
03/13/2010 05:26 AM

Your picture deserves clickies. I plan to go back and click it. As soon as the nightmares stop.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
03/13/2010 10:55 AM

Shemp, you're my comedy hero of the week.



Now step away from the buffet.

Big Irish Self Nipple Licker 22,222 17 Gets busy basking
03/13/2010 10:10 PM

Shemp, you're my comedy hero of the week.



Frost, the week is almost over.

I only have about 16 hours to bask in my new found hero-ness.

Sin an méid a dúirt sí 27,416 24
03/14/2010 04:32 AM

Hahahahaha I love Shemp

Big Irish Self Nipple Licker 22,222 17
03/14/2010 05:41 AM

Hahahahaha I love Shemp



You say you love me.

But I see no clickies.

Actions speak louder then words.

So I just assume you were being sarcastic.

Sin an méid a dúirt sí 27,416 24
03/14/2010 05:58 AM

I so did clickie your nipple-licking pic! You have to earn my clickies, so esqueeze me if I didn't think "Frost the week is over" was a theigh-slapper.

Sin an méid a dúirt sí 27,416 24
03/14/2010 05:59 AM

THIGH - Wow. That doesn't look the way I think it should look.

Future Druggist 2,533 11 gags
03/14/2010 07:09 AM

Who had the petition against the inline pictures? I wanna sign it.

Big Irish Self Nipple Licker 22,222 17
03/14/2010 01:27 PM

I tried to take a picture of myself, licking both of my nipples and the same time, and my tongue split in half.

Future Druggist 2,533 11
03/14/2010 01:36 PM

see that does not gross me out as much as the self licking nipple photo.

Future Druggist 2,533 11
03/14/2010 01:38 PM

By the way, I just tried it and I can do it. I can also touch my tongue to my nose.

Big Irish Self Nipple Licker 22,222 17 Shakes fist in the air
03/14/2010 01:38 PM

One of these days Alice.

Blue Penguin 485 11
03/14/2010 01:53 PM

By the way, I just tried it and I can do it. I can also touch my tongue to my nose.

Must I say it? Here's a hint: Your post was useless without something that can aid us in picturing what you are saying. Scratch that! Last time I uttered those words something really horrible showed up instead (oh, the nightmares!).

Kiss me I'm Cyco Irish 11,330 11
03/15/2010 12:50 AM

I would have posted a pic of me licking my nipple, but I would have been accused of being vain. Also, if there were two fat guys licking their own boobs, this thread would have to be encased in lead and concrete and thrown into the Atlantic. That would have been worth the clickiesThat would be a shame.

Madame KChiki 128,446 98
03/15/2010 01:33 AM

I love how this thread devolved while I was away.

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!

Also, I have a new pic for the Ass album! Woot!

Blue Penguin 485 11
03/15/2010 02:34 AM

Cyco, I meant for her to show us her tongue touching her nose. I learned my lesson about asking for the other. I should have known better. Asking for a photo like that on this site is like asking for cookies at a mental institution. You just never know what the hell you are going to get (and you probably don't want it). Thank you for not sickening us showing your man boobs. I'm just surprised no one has posted their dick after reading the title. Oh yeah, never mind.

Kiss me I'm Cyco Irish 11,330 11
03/15/2010 03:02 AM

Thank you for not showing your man boobs.

Oh, I've shown them 3 or 4 times already, just not in this thread. I was thinking about it but I only show my boobs for good purposes, like trying to score free Star Trek figures for my collection.

Blue Penguin 485 11
03/15/2010 03:09 AM

Oh, I've shown them 3 or 4 times already, just not in this thread. I was thinking about it but I only show my boobs for good purposes, like trying to score free Star Trek figures for my collection.

If I see a shirtless man in a thread I usually skip over it. So let me correct myself and say "thank you for not showing them in this thread."

Brad Poynter 36,184 48
03/15/2010 03:10 AM

Also, I have a new pic for the Ass album! Woot!

Good. There needs to be more lady booties in there to offset the horror of mine.

Shemp Happens 22,222 17
03/21/2011 12:58 AM

Bump.

Bump, my lovely manly bumps.

It's hard to believe it's been over a year already.

Future Druggist 2,533 11
03/21/2011 01:22 AM

I completely forgot this is where I found out I could do that little trick.

♣ Dianasaur ♣ 57,835 109
03/21/2011 02:07 AM

Wwhhhhhyyyyyyyyy

Dogs Akimbo 211,621 32
03/21/2011 08:17 AM

Q: Wwhhhhhyyyyyyyyy
A: breasticles